I wanna p1mp!!!!

Morety · Feb 20, 2001

but my six hours aren't up and I want free turns.

btw: Click on the PC Games magazine ad. I did, and the next time I logged on I got 100 free turns

Don't know if it was meant that way, but it did

Boom · Feb 20, 2001

Sing along with me!!!

I don't wanna work, I just wanna pimp on my hos all day!
I don't wanna play, I just wanna pimp on my hos all day!!

I may subscribe to PC Gamers anyway. I got the latest issue in the Cottenelle room and now everytime I go poop I learn something more about what games are out there. And I'm enjoying the heck out of some of the demos on that CD that came with it. Alice and Diablo2 are so much fun I may have to buy the full versions.

DeeperShade · Feb 20, 2001

Click on the PC Games magazine ad. I did, and the next time I logged on I got 100 free turns

Im gonna click on all of them... One of thems gotta give me some turns

CrazyCougar · Feb 21, 2001

How would one get themselves setup in this pimping business?
I checked the website but it doesn't seem like they let just any old pimp into the game???

Morety · Feb 21, 2001

It's started new every month. You obviously have the website, so click on the log-in part, or the sign in part.

They may work by invitation only for the first bit, but then they'll open it up. If you can't get in, keep an eye on it through the last week of the month. There should be a registration, then they'll email you an invite/password to get in.

SkummyB|BuF · Feb 21, 2001

If you wanna p1mp m0rety.... YOU SHALL HAVE A P1MP!!!!!!!

Morety · Feb 21, 2001

Right on Skummer! how much do you think you'll get for me?

SkummyB|BuF · Feb 21, 2001

3 cents..... if your buyer is feeling generous and decides to tip

Morety · Feb 21, 2001

Most buyer's have a tip...?!?!?!

Warm Pudgy · Feb 21, 2001

whut is pimpwar enny ways?

ShinyObject · Feb 22, 2001

I am on the pimpin' band wagon now fewls! I'm stuck in New York City though.

Morety · Feb 22, 2001

www.pimpwar.com

Goshen, move to seattle so we can invite you into our alliance!

ShinyObject · Feb 22, 2001

I need some more money to move my hoes wit me! Look for me in Seattle sometime tomorrow.

Morety · Feb 22, 2001

Put your thugs (if any) on the black market. That way you won't have to buy a bunch of lowriders to move them, and you'll get some cash back.

ShinyObject · Feb 23, 2001

Crap, too late.

I am a horrible pimp.

OshadowO · Feb 23, 2001

Well I just signed up right now but it says invite only so I'm not sure when I'll get in. But I'll be in seattle ASAP

Ok after I signed up it took me to some wierd ass site called freecondoms??
http://www.freecondoms.com This things freakin wierd

Morety · Feb 23, 2001

Freecondoms is the pop-up window to make sure their advertisers get exposure to help pay for this free game.

lunchblaze · Feb 23, 2001

pimphat 0wnz j00!

out.

Morety · Feb 23, 2001

Blazer! Where you been! I just came back from the UT forum and was looking at your p1mp picture in the pictureposting thread and was wondering wtf you're at.

Wassup man?

lunchblaze · Feb 23, 2001

all my house are belong to pine trees.

i haven't had internet access for a week cause some storms took down a huge ass pine tree in my neighbors yard. it in turn fell across my yard and relieved me of my cable lines.

BAH!

hopefully i'll be back on by the weekend.

also, like i told bangin, i switched to a mouse from the trackball after 6 months of playing. so i been tryin to practice off line more than usual so's i can get back up to my previous level of mediocrity

out.

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