THAT is a
Mola, a species that hasn't changed in nearly 2 million years of evolutionary stasis.
If you go to the root site of L_S's first find, you'll not that it's basically a joke site:
"I founded the Mola Preservation Society for two main reasons: first, I have an innate predisposition toward philanthropy, and finding the Mola to be the very embodiment of my values, saw its preservation as a worthy cause; second, I'm basically a chickenshit, and I figure, how hard can it be to preserve something that has stayed exactly the same for as long as the Mola has?" --Ralph Pearson
I trust you've already figured out what the "T" stood for in 10BaseT.