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CHRYSt

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Ok, I was hanging out at home depot the other day with my friend Margaret, and she told me that girls don't like using jumper cables for nipple clamps. Man, you learn something new every day.
 

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How powerful was the battery? Maybe that was the problem. A car battery is to much, but a motorcycle battery gives off a nice tingle.
 

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Well, you'd think that someone could have told me in the past. I thought the screaming and cowerng in a corner was part of the fun.
 

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Nah, just hook them up to a big flashlight lantern battery.. the problem was probably the electricity ;)
 

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These work good!!
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Originally posted by Morety
...a couple of steel jaw traps, railway rails for wiring and a connection to a nuclear power plant would work.
Connection to power plants?? Hmm I designing one right now and was thinking of making it really unique from everybody else's in my class by doing something special. Thanks Morety that's just what I needed. I'm gonna put nipple tingler stations every so often around the plant. Since it's a steam turbine I'm sure I can also use scalding, hot steam massager stations right next to them.
Don't worry pal I'll make sure to mention your name ;)