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CHRYSt
15th Dec 2000, 09:53 AM
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
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SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do I Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Kings Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA:
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and..

PARANOID:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock............(better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

DEPRESSIVE:
White Christmas...oh sure, so nobody can get out, no presents, even Santa won't make it through.......not that I wanted to see anyone anyways...or that anyone would come see me....

Morety
15th Dec 2000, 10:32 AM
LOL CHRYSt.

My bum could sing you all Jingles Bells again. :D Anyone for an encore?

Wolf Blackstar
15th Dec 2000, 11:10 AM
Pyromaniacal:

Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Soak the walls 'til they turn green
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Line the floors with burning ashes
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Aren't ya glad ya play with matches?
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-BOOM!

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hal
15th Dec 2000, 05:05 PM
lmao..this is the thread of the week for sure!