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Morety
15th Dec 2000, 01:05 AM
The names have been blocked out to protect the innocent ;)

The next few screenshots will show you how to become a clan captain and motivate your team. You will see how capitalization and repetitiveness can help them understand you better, and make them want to try harder.

These screenies were taken during a match where I was still playing...kind of. ;)

The missing line says "Now listen or be kicked" "Got it?"


http://sprout.phpwebhosting.com/~briz/misc/chatoic.jpg
http://sprout.phpwebhosting.com/~briz/misc/motivation1.jpg
http://sprout.phpwebhosting.com/~briz/misc/motivation2.jpg
http://sprout.phpwebhosting.com/~briz/misc/motivation3.jpg

Now, he actually was really proud of his boys, as shown in his conversation with me:
http://sprout.phpwebhosting.com/~briz/misc/motivation4.jpg

DragonAsh
15th Dec 2000, 01:52 AM
hahahaha, you posted it!! *L*

BTW, isnt that LoL calling everyone monkeys? ;p~~

I_B_Bangin
15th Dec 2000, 02:32 AM
Hey m0rety, you sent me the wrong pic. You sent the teampride one again instead of the real motivation1 pic! As soon as I get it, I will fix it! :D

I_B_Bangin
15th Dec 2000, 02:36 AM
How about the last pic, where m0rety is telling them how to set up their defense and offense! That is classic material! I am just another CHATOIC RETARD TRYING TO FILL THE VOID!!!!

Morety
15th Dec 2000, 09:09 AM
Bangin' it says in my email that you've got the correct pic there somewhere.

It's the one where he's spammed in capital letters a few times saying they're all chatoic retards trying to fill the empty...

DividedSky
15th Dec 2000, 01:21 PM
ROFL!!! :) Awesome stuff! But yeah, I want to see the "FILL THE EMPTY" part too :)

Boom
15th Dec 2000, 02:07 PM
I love the way he seems to calm down for a second and in lower case letters simply states...

"my team are apes"




I'm laughing so hard I'm crying right now!

"my team are apes"

LOLOL, Weeeeeeeeeeee!

Wolf Blackstar
15th Dec 2000, 02:26 PM
Yeah it's kinda hard to follow directions from Morety when he keeps doing this (http://www.mateinastate.com/bizarre/8/hotcurry.jpg) every 10 seconds or so.

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I_B_Bangin
15th Dec 2000, 02:35 PM
I guess there was a technical difficulty with good old geocities. When I checked the file that I had and it was named motivation1, but geocities had a different motivation1! Whatever the problem, it is fixed now and boy those retards sure are CHATOIC!!!!!!!!

I_B_Bangin
15th Dec 2000, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Wolf Blackstar
Yeah it's kinda hard to follow directions from Morety when he keeps doing this (http://www.mateinastate.com/bizarre/8/hotcurry.jpg) every 10 seconds or so.
Wow! You've got a gift m0rety! You could make some serious cash with that trick!

Morety
15th Dec 2000, 02:51 PM
I'd like to warn people right now that if you click on Wolf's link, you'd better have a strong stomach and empty too.

Wolf, listen or be kicked, you chatoic retarded little ape. Be prepared to lose the link if a complaint comes up.

While I was reading these out to the team on RW, well, needless to say we were all belly laughing, and anxiously waiting for the next line. Troll says "What do you think would happen if Small's said that to me?" LOL! I told her she wouldn't even take the time to lube up the barrel of her minigun before it was stuck right up his @ss :D

Morety
15th Dec 2000, 03:03 PM
Just looking at it on the forum has me LMAO!


"low ping bastards"
"I have cable. I could have helped"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

I got sig. quotes for months to come :D

No Soup For You
15th Dec 2000, 03:17 PM
This is just too good to be true! :) I think Morety is making this all up. :)

I want to try out for that clan immediately! What kind of people would sit around and take that $hit from their "leader" ? Maybe they were retard apes after all?

I can't stop laughing. How could he type all that in irc (and in caps no less).

You have to admire the use of repetition to reinforce key concepts:

"they are all retards...
they are all retards...
RETARDS"

do you hear me man...RETARDS!?!

No Soup For You
15th Dec 2000, 03:19 PM
Their leader is truly a magnificent bastard!

Morety
16th Dec 2000, 01:00 PM
I just went to their clan's website. They apparently aren't taking on any new people right now due to some "unity" issues. :/

I felt bad for one of the guys who actually hung in there and didn't quit in the middle of the game. He was a real trooper, and as you can see, he just got sh!t on over the whole thing.

I was thinking about sending him an email offering to show him some stuff. They weren't even using their translocaters to get across Face.

At one point Troll had the flag out on the asteroid and was near a Rampage, so she ran back into their base with the flag so she could get it. :D

Merlin|BuF
16th Dec 2000, 08:55 PM
Troll likes to rub it in hey :p

I think a guy like that leading a clan is y clans start doing cheese

Imagine if every time you missed a cap by a foot your clan leader shoved his foot up your as$ and started screaming. I would start cheating just to get him off my back.

well I geuss you could just leave the clan but if you've made a commitment you try to fufill it.

Morety
16th Dec 2000, 08:58 PM
Yeah, you can try, but I wouldn't ever put up with that. It's like a bloody boot camp. I don't care who you are, you shouldn't talk like that to people, especially if they're in your clan.

ThePlague
16th Dec 2000, 11:13 PM
I talk like that to our guys all the time, cept I tend to call em all a bunch of Pigme(Spelling?) Chimps. Yes those are real Chimps........saw a thing on Discovery channel one time on them. Apparently their life consists of Eating, having sex and playing with themselves and eachother. I swear its true LOL........look it up. MUWAHAHAHAHAAHA !!! :D :D :D

Temporary Account
17th Dec 2000, 05:47 AM
Those are the Bonobo, Plague. They're a smaller cousin to the chimp, more closely related to humans. Very well known for their human like sexual practices (including oral sex and a greater tendancy - for animals anyways - towards homosexuality). They're awsome. Yellow5 especially has a thing for them. ;)

ThePlague
17th Dec 2000, 01:01 PM
LoL...I swear they were pigme chimps........oh well either :D

Morety
17th Dec 2000, 02:27 PM
LOL Plague. :)

Next time I see Kaz in my channel, I'm going to start calling him a pigme chimp. :D If he tries to get his clan after me, I'll say that you said it was okay. Hahahahaha.

I_B_Bangin
8th Jan 2001, 02:40 AM
/me fills the empty!!!!!!!!

JuiceEggsMcKenna
8th Jan 2001, 04:59 AM
Mmmmmmmm, filling

FrAnK CaStLe
8th Jan 2001, 05:25 AM
thanks for the laugh. That reminds me of bootcamp. Just one guy yelling at you and noone saying anything back. But if my rdc ever said anything like "chaotic retard" filling the empty id probably burst into laughter right in his face. And then drop and do some diamond push ups till I died.

Bootsbaby
8th Jan 2001, 05:30 AM
/me wipes the tears of laughter out of her eyes

oh...
/me smacks Wolf for not putting a disclaimer with that nasty picture



Bootsy

kamikaze9
8th Jan 2001, 05:43 AM
LoL... I always wondered where that "...FILL THE EMPTY.." thing came from :D

Oh, in honor of his verbal prowess:
http://members.home.nl/groothuijsen/ZEROWING.gif

DragonAsh
8th Jan 2001, 06:46 AM
This post was resurrected!!!

after seeing it in moretys sig for who knows how long, it lost all of its laugh value

But seeing it again got me laughing!

"you are all chaotic retards trying to fill the empty"


*LOL* I dont even know what that is supposed to mean, but my god, its funny as hell! *LOL*

Morety
8th Jan 2001, 11:01 AM
LOL, it's alive!

I've been wanting to change my sig. for a while, but I just haven't seen anything lately that makes me say "That's gotta be my sig."

I just deleted all those screenshots, and it's funny as hell seeing them again. :D

I'd love to see Dragon "Mr. Congeniality" Ash in that clan. Man it'd be hilarious seeing his replies! :D

8-4-7-2
8th Jan 2001, 11:59 AM
still ROFLMAO

After playing CTF-Daarj16 with 8 people not to long ago I think I know what "trying to fill the empty" means ;)

I_B_Bangin
8th Jan 2001, 12:51 PM
Hehe, I was cleaning out my UT screenshots folder and I came across the screenies that m0rety sent me. I got a good laugh and decided to share it again with all you CHATOIC RETARDS!

DividedSky
8th Jan 2001, 01:34 PM
Frank and DA ... please note that it's not "CHAOTIC retard" it's "CHATOIC" ... I don't know why, but I find this to be the funniest part! :)

FrAnK CaStLe
8th Jan 2001, 01:44 PM
oh yeah...like the chatoic era, when little apes roamed the planet :).

Stosh
8th Jan 2001, 01:55 PM
how anybody could talk to his teammates like that. I understand why it was blocked out, but I would die to know what clan that was. I suspect they'll be on a recruiting drive, or have a mutiny.. and overthrow their <cough>Leader</cough>

Wolf Blackstar
8th Jan 2001, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Bootsbaby:/me smacks Wolf for not putting a disclaimer with that nasty picture


Heh, you might not want to see a certain ]LoL[/[CMi] "flamewar" thread......

And no disclaimer is needed. That's really Morety, he really can do that, and he can do it at will. ;)

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[Edited by Wolf Blackstar on January 8th, 2001 at 02:12 PM]

DragonAsh
8th Jan 2001, 05:46 PM
Morety-
Not only will I put him in his place, but he will get ripped on so hard that they will be picking up the pieces with a dust cloth! ;p

Fill the empty? His mothers *insert bad word here* should have been empty from the start!

hehehe
and thats just warming up ;p

Wolf Blackstar
8th Jan 2001, 07:07 PM
DA has lifetime experience with all these words and phrases because he's been called them all his life.
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kamikaze9
8th Jan 2001, 08:22 PM
What is the DA TCD used for? Has it been sanctioned for official use by the SC-TDC-V program? (SimplyCosmic's Thread Control Device Verification)

We're getting waaaay to many :(

Wolf Blackstar
8th Jan 2001, 11:13 PM
SimplyCosmic's TCD's Categorized and Explained (http://www.meisterplanet.com/Entertainment/Games/pufofftopictcd.htm) page has them all listed and defined.


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Morety
9th Jan 2001, 12:03 PM
Member to clan leader:
wtf are you talking about, you're not bossy or anything like that! Plus, you did make the clan so you should be the boss. I'll still consider you and **** the leade. . .errr. . .daddies of the clan :P

LOL, straight off their clan's message board. :D

Morety
17th Oct 2001, 08:50 PM
http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30128

*bump*

Morety
18th Oct 2001, 12:24 AM
attaching pic's to forum's server so they don't get totally lost...

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18th Oct 2001, 12:24 AM
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