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Lizard Of Oz
30th Nov 2000, 02:32 AM
Top Twenty Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate


Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, May I borrow a highlighter?
Say, Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.
Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"
Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"
Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
Say, Now, how did that get there?
Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, Whoa! Easy boy!
Say, "Interesting,. . . more floaters than sinkers."
Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?
Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy!! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot!!"
Say, Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?
Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your, Cross-Dressers Anonymous newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, Peek-a-boo!
Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing, "Born Free."

hal
30th Nov 2000, 03:10 AM
ROFL! Too Funny.

Unfortunately, #1 breaks my cardinal rule...

...never, ever, ever stick your open palm under a neighboring stall. You never know what might land in it.

I_B_Bangin
30th Nov 2000, 04:02 AM
I almost pissed on myself thinking about doing some of these!

A_Huge_Sweaty_Baboon
30th Nov 2000, 05:02 AM
lol
creamed corn

cantelope

Aint nothing wrong wid dat

Dus
30th Nov 2000, 06:55 AM
Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

LOL :D

Talk about anoying! :D

No Soup For You
30th Nov 2000, 09:03 AM
LMAO

Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, Peek-a-boo!

I like #19 :)

GunnerX
30th Nov 2000, 10:12 AM
I think Mr. NSFY is a perv!!! :D

Here's something I would like to add:

#21. Spread melted chocolate on your hand then yell "Oh ****!! No toilet paper!!". Proceed to stick hand under stall and say "Excuse me, can you give me some toilet paper?"

Dus
30th Nov 2000, 10:17 AM
Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, Whoa! Easy boy!

Or...
squirt it OVER the stall wall....:D

Morety
30th Nov 2000, 10:29 AM
How about whistling songs in the stall, and replacing the occasional beat with a fart.

*Shave and a haircut*

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