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7th Nov 2000, 10:19 AM
good g's last nite dood! our caln wills goin to r0xxorz alls becase we crouchs downs so low and then we arz infisibel to all! hahahahah!! whoooohooooo.

tonite we nees to play a fasing werlds maps so that then we are ctf clan and that is kewlll!

wee can beats up anny caln that komes to here bcausse they kan't cill whut they kan'ts even seee!! ahahahhah

plus, theys can not even see any of those things that wee are tiping also!!! wee kan have sicrit plans right theyre on the skrein, an theys won't efen kno !!!

unitll next praktis, remember our mottos,

"keep in on the Down lo"

pee ess,
theire is a nothar doot who says he want to try to figures out how to joyn ours caln. hi says that his nameis hot carl watever that means i dont no, b ut i tell him he have ot courch downs an be infisibel withs us and he say kewl.

[Edited by [DuX]LowRider on November 7th, 2000 at 04:15 PM]

7th Nov 2000, 10:36 AM
Now I've got a headache.

Please start using punctuation, good grammer and show an ability to spell before I come find you and give you an Amped Impact Hammer enema :D

Bouncing along like Zebadee on viagra
Who wants to come play on MY roundabout?

7th Nov 2000, 10:40 AM

I gotta know, what does the DuX stand for.

D00ds who Use Xanskins?

7th Nov 2000, 11:24 AM
awww dewds,
ohkay, frist offs, i has to says thats we alway crouched downs ins games an wee ares infisabel! whoohoo. also, and too, ours typins is infisiable whins whe says thins lol. an so i forgets abouts that an i mints to put all that other posts in sicrit infisable codes, but thatts' onlys ins the games ! ahahahahahb soo sorry!

ans morety,
[DuX] is for howw wee plays alls the games wee are into bacase wee alway crouchs down so low thats none of the other bodies cant seee us. wee are infisables!!! whoohoo.

i wood says to yoo thats maibee ]LOL[ ans [DuX] cans tire to half a fasings whirls ctf matchups, but thin whens you tried to plays us, we woood crouchs downs so low that you wood just runs on bye us and neversee any of us. wee are infisaible! whoohoo.


7th Nov 2000, 11:39 AM
WAnk when he's been drinking?

7th Nov 2000, 01:06 PM
WAnk, is that you=?

The Dopefish
7th Nov 2000, 02:04 PM
Either that's WAnk or he's been mating again. :D

7th Nov 2000, 03:16 PM
*PMBs vivid imagination kicks in yet again*




....to my #happyplace


Next time you see me in irc remember to !pullpmbsfinger

No Soup For You
7th Nov 2000, 03:38 PM
This isn't helping my incontinence problem.

7th Nov 2000, 03:55 PM
soup, sorry to hear about your condition there buddy. maybe if you layed off all that broth, and ate some solid foods you'd see a little improvement.:)

and lowrider, i think you mean to say that you guys hog the invisibility power ups on the map. right?

actually, i'm not really sure what you're saying at all.


7th Nov 2000, 03:59 PM
Hey I think I saw another member of your clan today. [DuX]TooShort. He was a pretty cool guy, and I hear he is close friends with Hot_Carl|PuF! Good luck with the clan!

7th Nov 2000, 04:13 PM
We's be da illest clan on da scene! You can't see us! You just want to be us!

I hust wanna say to all you l33t PuF daddies up in here, keep your eyes peeled, because we might creep on yous guys! Yeehaw, BOOM, You like that?

We just trying to keep it real in unreal and I hope that we can represent yous guys to da fullest on the pubs! Maybe some of yous guys will want to change your names and join us on the down low. Peace!

7th Nov 2000, 04:14 PM
ans morety,
[DuX] is for howw wee plays alls the games wee are into bacase wee alway crouchs down so low thats none of the other bodies cant seee us. wee are infisables!!! whoohoo.

ahahahah!, yes, thattis coract my fiend! we arez infisables!!!woohoooo!!

too no soup for you:
i am beings sorie fors you alway wantings to go to a bathrooms on tops of yourselfs.

too lunchblaze:
may be i don'ts thinks j0o undersatnds me too muchs. [DuX]doon't bothars wihts all powersups any much. wee alway tryis too crouchs down so low thats you wooood not efer efen see us anyways! ahahahaha. weeee are infisiables whoohooo! lol.

too i b bangin:
[DuX]TooShort trys to become our newests memberz now. hee gettinsg pretty good too, onlies, bacause he it new stills, sometime you cans stills see part of his foot or somehtings. but he lerning vary fasts to became infisiables! whoohooo.

to all esles:

i don not trying to be a WAnk whateverz that opposed to be i dont no.


7th Nov 2000, 05:24 PM
These guys are a bunch of clowns! You all should see them in action! :D

9th Nov 2000, 04:43 PM
Dewd, maht is worn wit yu!!?? yuz ar gving way are seecrt trix an gud sklz I had 2 frgs no pohbos wi teh air boinkstin thng!!!???! Ė thoz bi0tchs nvr saw it comming hahahah!!!! Don tlel know mor peopls abut teh infiseble trik and we wll ownz all the calns![Dux] r0xors yur balz!!!!!! We wlli 0wnzors dos trds!!!! Hahahee boyeeezz!!!

ohhh and what else alos stop tlkin to those ]lol{ b0rkers they hve haxx0red ther gernaids an bule ballz!!!!![DuX] donít paly cheter m0nkey terd scrimmz !!!!! hhhasahaha!!!

9th Nov 2000, 04:51 PM

FYI: No one in ]LoL[ has hax0red their gonads or blue balls. That is completely false. (The 432 patch fixed it :()

When you guys are walking all over the map crouched down like that, does it make ph4r7ing sounds?

9th Nov 2000, 04:52 PM
Could you tell me if English is your native tongue, or if you fux0r up everything on purpose? :confused:

Did you say (in your weird words) that you always crouch and are therefore invisible (or did you mean "invincible"?)?

9th Nov 2000, 04:53 PM
Yeeaaaahh Boyyyeeee! I waz practisin lats night on Face no fast unrael PCC and saw madd lamaz up in dat joint! i rekorded a demo of sum punk with a skin cheat and he waz teem killin 2. I was tyrin to keep it on da down low and gettin mad kills on them flag stealas, cause they couldn't see me! Likes I sez B4, you kant see me, you just want to be me!

9th Nov 2000, 04:57 PM

now I'M getting incontinent!


9th Nov 2000, 05:04 PM
I have seen them in action and if I undestand their tactics correctly, they stay crouched the entire time and therefore think that they are invisible! LOL

Blue balls!!!! LOL :D

9th Nov 2000, 08:06 PM
Hey, do you guys use an alias, or just keep one finger down on the crouch key for the whole game?

10th Nov 2000, 11:26 AM
ay greeenegzMchamsta whi wuld ur name be for teh Mr Zeus stry?!?! hahaheee boyeeza !!! u are thinkgni u wanna try uot for wit the [DuX}?!!? we cant' show seecrt trix n skilz to ur all of evry1 ?!!!! r u huX0red ?!?

u must tyr out fer [Dux{ jist lke vry on elsl *** if ure skld are gud wit airbonkstin thnig u not mihgt hve achnce to b Duxors ?!?!?!??? whooohoooty !! we wil fro sur kik sum caln a$$$uz thne ?!???!* hahahhsahhheeheh !!!!&&

10th Nov 2000, 11:49 AM
Could you tell me if English is your native tongue, or if you fux0r up everything on purpose?

yes, ahahahhahh, that is correct my fiend, we ARE INFISIABLE!!!! WHOOHOOOO!!!.

ans to [DuX]MastaCroucha, doont trys to worriy aboot als our sicrit taktacs, j00 no taht i wills nefar bee gaveing aways the [DuX] start0rgiez for infisiable!! ahahahaha!

too alll doots thats alway in [Dux] caln, it is being soo cools to plaiying fasink whirls and to bee INFISIABLE no? ahahahahah!!! WHOOOHOOOO!!!!.

and too all dootss that arez callink themsolfes juiceeggsmckennaz, iv yoo rally wnt to feind outs hows to bee infisiables, thens all i can's say to youu is that [DuX] are REALLY INFISIBLES!!!!! EWHOOOHOOO!.

ans too puffs, think youz eberyvodys for wlcomming [DuX] caln to a furoms!! if youo rallie thanks that you no we are INFISIABLES!!! WHOOHOOOO????


10th Nov 2000, 12:44 PM
you guys quack too ?

10th Nov 2000, 12:46 PM
/me is trying to recall who it was talking about trying to get across the asteroid on Face while crouched a couple weeks ago...

Anywho, what is your reaction when guys come and run into you. Like, isn't it kind of embarrassing where your face is in relation to the body of the person who bumps into you?

10th Nov 2000, 12:56 PM
hall0rz to youu Morety!

it's donat efer efen hapnes thats somevodys tries to gets near to uses, because they're kan'ts efen see anyov os! becuase WE ARE RAILLY INFISIABLES!! ahahah, !!

als0rz, i am trieing two haves a qeustion for Cleanser??]

our caln need too no howx to trying to bine a keyabord to says :

"i am getted the flag0rz, ans i an l0cated into these z0nez thats into parinthaseez, but donna w0rrie, I AM REALLY INFISIABLEZ!!! WHOOOHOOOO!!!! "

thit nots a sicrit tactak, so0z donna thanik y0o no hows to beet up on [DuX]caln! ahahahhahhah.


10th Nov 2000, 01:31 PM


OMG! [DuX] clan rocks!!

I hust wanna say to all you l33t PuF daddies up in here, keep your eyes peeled, because we might creep on yous guys! Yeehaw, BOOM, You like that?

No, I don't like it. I LOVE IT!!!!

We have a lot of new clans stopping by these forums, but none have been this cool ever. I have taken a blood vow to ]LoL[ otherwise I would be begging to join [DuX] right now. I want to learn how to always crouch so that I can be invisible too! People always can see me then they shoot me and stuff and it sucks! I wanna be l337 like [DuX]!

And I think their English is superb. Actually, there was just one thing I couldn't decifer.

wit airbonkstin thnig

I want to be good with the airbonkstin thing too! Whatever it is. :o

Consider me [DuX]'s number 1 fan! :D

10th Nov 2000, 02:21 PM
yu no what happins to dem peeple that stands in frunt uv us? Thay gets shot in thu nutz. So's ehn you LoLipop peeple try to step tu us with yur bluzballz, yull get sum nut shotz 2! We keep it on the down low and shoot dudez in their ankles so thay can't even walk anyzmor. You dudez know who iz da best caln in UT. [DuX] ruxors ya nutzors!

13th Nov 2000, 10:35 PM
ellho boomp!?!!? Im' not thking u shuld no this sinc ur not n are caln but seeming ur newbus an prety kewwl i mayb kan tel a leelt seecret?!?!?!?!? is wit airboinkstin thing rite bfor infisable trickzzz !!!!! whoooohoooty !!!?? a$$es n sh*t stars flyin wen DuX go down low dewd you kno thats wat is on about!!!!????***hahahee boyeeez! aswat im talkin bout !!@@!! i hav meny lots fo fragz no pohbos wen dux gos infisabel watchit mr fro sure?!?!???

duXorz rockz yourz boompuses!!!!??????$#$#$


dis boreds r b0rkerz !?!?!??? picz n linxs no dont werk only halff off teh all time

[Edited by [DuX]MastaCroucha on November 14th, 2000 at 09:17 AM]

13th Nov 2000, 11:56 PM
Morety: It would seem that thread has been... deleted

/me plays a dramatic sting on the pipe organ

14th Nov 2000, 02:54 AM
reminds me of JeffK


14th Nov 2000, 09:57 AM
der greeneEggsMchamsta - whi ur not findign waht u say are dleted wen is right here?!?!! mebbe u half ben readign thos mr Zeus storees agin hahehahahasaha boyeeez!?!?!? u can stop so much makgin stink wi ur orgin n das mite help wooohootyoh!#!#!$$$!?

i wult not lik them her or ther i wuld not lik them anywher hahasahahaeeeee!?!??? u no thats wat im talkgni abut

14th Nov 2000, 10:29 AM
So - how do you do it? are you using - dare i say it - a crouchbot?

14th Nov 2000, 01:48 PM
Yu post a meseg tryin to call us cheetas? We will creeep up on yur nuby but and stik at impac hamma in yur bunghole! Don eva ax wut we are doin an says we's cheatin. juce, egs, ham, wut is this brekfast? Das a lowdown dirti sham dat all yus punks are lamas. Buuuuum, yu lik dat?

14th Nov 2000, 02:38 PM
yuop ghuys are rhelly damm fhunnie!!!!

eYe whanttt tooo jhoyne der DUX caln!!!!11 Soh eye kan bee ae soopahdoopahlheet croucha t0oo!!!


14th Nov 2000, 03:15 PM
It's funny how certain people's ISP #'s match.

14th Nov 2000, 06:10 PM
CROUCHBOT! CROUCHBOT! cheater llama whiner crouchbot usin piece of **** is CHEEEEEEEEEEEEETING

14th Nov 2000, 09:23 PM
lol hal, that is what i was going to mention before, b/c all their post counts are similar

14th Nov 2000, 09:56 PM
Yous wants tu be down with us 2? Bring yur LISP with yu, we doont care if you has a speeeech impedamint!

15th Nov 2000, 07:09 AM
Originally posted by [DuX]TooShort
juce, egs, ham, wut is this brekfast

Roast DuX?

What servers can you usually not be seen on?

15th Nov 2000, 03:21 PM
Don't get ya pantees all in a not Likham! Yu can't see us, yous jus wants to be us!

Hay MastaCroucha Lowrider, les join tha armee!
Thays gonna let us creep deer!

15th Nov 2000, 06:32 PM
This is even better than the Redeemer in November....:)

So - who's going to quack first?

15th Nov 2000, 07:57 PM

15th Nov 2000, 08:28 PM
Why do i fee like I've been kicked in balls!!!!!

Now someone please tell me (NOT YOU DUX GUYS) what was this post all about? I read and read and understand nothing!!!

Was it something about Dux doing each other's crouch, and going down to see carl?

I don't know... I give up. On with the next post!!!!

16th Nov 2000, 05:57 AM
You might find some answers here:

16th Nov 2000, 01:59 PM

16th Nov 2000, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by I_B_Bangin'
I have seen them in action and if I undestand their tactics correctly, they stay crouched the entire time and therefore think that they are invisible! LOL

16th Nov 2000, 04:15 PM
What do you mean Kilham?

ftp://bsd.prologic.com/wdym.jpg ftp://bsd.prologic.com/help.jpg

16th Nov 2000, 05:17 PM

16th Nov 2000, 06:19 PM
Well, you've got me posted into a corner :)
but i'm not in the mood for this tonight - just been reading the aimbot threads and i feel sick. Spent months trying to get reasonably good with this game now some sh!t with his warez copy can download an aimbot and be kicking my a$$ all round the severs in half an hour.
I've always made a joke about the things in the past, and have never seen one but this is different. Took me 10 minutes if that to find and every llama out there will have it by the end of the week.
I'm sick.:(