Well poop in my mouth and call me Leonard!!

[Toolvana]

It's Friday...let the p00p begin. Who wants to go to the Chicago DisneyQuest tomorrow? It's closing on September 4th for good.

[Syri]

w00t! it's that friday time again!
/me hands out special birthday hot carls to all
that's right! it's my birthday too!

[FireSlash]

ITS STILL THURSDAY HERE :p:(:rolleyes:

[Syri]

not here it's not! 12:15 AM here on friday morning!
/me p00ps in FireSlash's mouth

[BZMew2|PuF]

Friday!!!! Unfortunately; another friday closer to school :(. It's still thursday.

[Silver_Dragon]

Yay another Friday tommorow. :D

[ZenPirate]

WooooooooHooooooo!!!!!
/me flings p00p and does the leonard dance!!!

[Lizard Of Oz]

256 replies, and not one of them mine. How can this be?

Well on the weekend issue I'll add this:

I work the next 3 days (10 hours a day minimum) and then I 'm off for F I V E ! :p

On the p00p issue I say this:

(as there are no good Labor day Poop poems I'll use an Easter Poem)

The Easter Bunny came last night
And left this little scoop.
Because you weren't so good this year,
You're getting Bunny Poop.

http://www.joshmadison.com/humor/graphics/easter_bunny.jpg

[_Zd_JOLT1r_]

YAY!!! weekend....

Gonna buy me some games and going to Holland visiting Meelobee...
Frag Fest here I come :D

[el Gato]

/me whishes Leonard's p00ping partner is blessed with an endless flow of stinky steamy treats!

[WebSlinger]

FRIDAY? I thought it was wednesday. well this IS a pleasant turn of events

[thewalkingman]

Luvely Friday!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


Someone stoled my truck(work)......


which means I'll have the weekend off.....no pay.....:mad:

[Camel]

w00t its friday

to bad i have to go to school in 3 minutes:mad: O well I only have 2 classes today so I'll only be there for 2 hours..:) w00t:)

[_Zd_JOLT1r_]

Originally posted by thewalkingman
Luvely Friday!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


Someone stoled my truck(work)......
which means I'll have the weekend off.....no pay.....:mad:

Im sorry man...:( thats fux0rd .....

[Buscemi]

w00t! School is out for summer!!!

Well actually only for two days that is...........I can't wait till autumn-vacation (tho it's only a week then)

[thewalkingman]

well the truck has been found but still my weekend is fuxored:mad:

[Toolvana]

Was the truck found abandoned in the woods stripped down to the frame?

[_Zd_JOLT1r_]

I'll smoke a Bong in the name of you in the weekend k?

May the biznatch that stole your truck be punished by a :sniper:

[B]

w000t weekend, finally!!!

today was a horror, last day of the month is not a good day to work on the administration, bleeeh I cant see any numbers any more, it drives me insane, I want my old job back!!!

But still!!!

p00p in my mouth~~~`

[_Zd_JOLT1r_]

yay weekend !!!

me ís staying home playin ut !!

[B]

WeekEND @ home! Playing UT :)

[_Zd_JOLT1r_]

:rolleyes:

[el Gato]

Ya know, it just isn't Friday without Leonard eating a turd. :D

[FireSlash]

Me == at school :(

[pine]

Me=at home, bored off my ass :)

Happy Friday to everyone, and a fine day it is to p00p! In fact, after I finish posting this very message, I am going to go p00p, because I've had to for awhile now. Nothing better than p00ping when you really need to.

[FireSlash]

ok. friday, home. BREAK OUT THE B33... erm... (remembers hes not of 'legal' age)... BREAK OUT THE k00l-A1D!:rolleyes:

[pine]

Make that electric kool-aid! I'll bring the day-glo paint and colored lights :D

[Syri]

damn! i missed bumping this! well, it's 12:30 here, so it's saturday, but what the hell!

/me offers hot carls and margaritta rimmins to all

[NeoNite]

HOt carl day.. it's been a while..

:p

[funkblast]

my first time poopen in some ones mouth.

Open wide and close your eyes :o

[el Gato]

p000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000p!

[Buscemi]

The p00ping never stops.....

[_Zd_JOLT1r_]

HHHNNNnnngng!!! :mad: :Poop:

aaaahhh......:o

Finally weekend, me gets wasted this weekend ....again...:p

[NeoNite]

Eternal P00p
Everlasting P00p
THe neverending P00p..

Friday.. sigh :cool:

[Morety]

Mmmmmmpppphhhhhhhhhhhh

Mmmppppphhhhhhh

[Toolvana]

p00p is the stuff dreams are made of....

[L_S]

*panting* dear god, this has been the longest week ever......

I'm just slugging down bud's right now like its nobody's business...oblivion here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!! Save me a seat!

Leonard you dirty sumb1tch...give it to me...yeah!!!!!! give it to me!!!!!!!! ugh!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmm...meaty.......

Weekends are my religion.

[pine]

I'm moved into my new dorm for the school year, and I'd like to make this a special Friday with an important word about pooping:

"This book was meant to be used as a companion to pooping, and if you are using this book as it was intended, you are now seated on the toilet, as you have been countless other times. But did you know that right now, as you are pooping, an estimated 2.3 million people around the world are pooping too? That's right, from Japan to Germany, Israel to Canada, people of all races and ethnicities are doing exactly what you're doing right now. Isn't that beautiful? Pooping is the common bond that unites us all; it is what makes us one.

"Even more wonderful than the fact that people all around the world poop, is the fact that nobody can go without pooping. No matter how rich somebody is, or how famous or how sexy or beautiful, everyone has to put in time on the porcelain. Even Jennifer Lopez poops. Think about that. Go on, visualize Jennifer Lopez pooping for one second. That's it...... Good.

"What still puzzles me though, is that if pooping is such a world-uniting, culture-crossing, and wonderful thing, why is it still so shrouded in silence and embarassment? Why don't people talk more freely about their various bathroom habits and pleasures?

"For example, most women do not realize that men often like to pretend they are giving birth when they poop. That's right. The truth is, we men are somewhat jealous that we can't have babies, and our potty time is the only time for us to fantasize. Men will try to deny it, but the fact remains that almost all men, at some point in their lives, have sat on the toilet doing breathing exercises, and waiting for the joyous moment to arrive so they can shout, "It's a girl!" and then name her something cute before flushing her away forever.

"And most men would be surprised to know that women usually like to play a game called Bombs Away in the bathroom. They fill the toilet bowl with small c ardboard ships that they have spent hours before-hand creating. Then, instead of sitting on the toilet, they stand on the rim, and the fun begins as they see how many Japanese D-42s they can sink.

"Pooping is not about nastiness or vulgarity, pooping is about fun. Toilet time is precious time, not only for birthing fantasies and war games, but also for reading fine books like this one, or for reflecting on memories past, or even....for pondering our own reality and deep metaphysical inner self.And so, as you dive deeper into this eloquent collection, and continue with your toilet time, do not ask yourself what the nutritionist would ask: "What am I pooping?" Ask yourself the question the Zen Buddhist would ask: "What is it that is pooping?"

- by Trey Parker, from the introduction to The Mad Bathroom Companion.

Happy friday!

[Morety]

Pineconeboy that's just so touching :sniff:

If a zen buddhist p00ps in the woods and no woman is there to hear him grunt, is he still a pig?

[pine]

Does the pope sh!t in the woods?

HELL no! To answer your question. Pooping in the woods is an important part of being a man.

[Syri]

it's friday!
another 5 and a half hours till i finish work though :(
/me can't wait to get home to the hot carling

[B]

w00t w00t!

WEEKEND! 4.5 hours to go....and then...hehe would't u like to know....;)

[_Zd_JOLT1r_]

w000tage !!!

Its like still 5 till 6 hours to go for me.
Thats ok, cause I can't wait to give D-Stroya that Hot Carl :D
Makes my whole day better again :p

[Syri]

try not to make it as sloppy this time jolt!

[NeoNite]

FRIDAY!!! :D
finally... :cool:

[DeaJae]

iod thought this would be firmly dumped in the classics f0 by now.

[Camel]

w00t w00t
It's friday and Camel doesn't have to work tonight:D

[Morety]

Originally posted by DeaJae
iod thought this would be firmly dumped in the classics f0 by now.

It's too active. I can't put this in the classics if it's still on the top of the heap every Friday. If ya'll quit bumping it for a month or two, it'll make it there. That would be a shame though, this is like our Friday ritual. It's just not Friday without seeing this thread on the front page.

Oh, Austin's out, this is now in...

http://markwsucks.homestead.com/files/kirkdance.gif

[L_S]

Hey it'll be this thread's one year anniversary in about a month!

Yay!!! Going to the Tiger's game tonight *yawn* ah well the tickets were free. They're only 25 games behind first! Happy Friday yall!!!!!!:cool:

[pine]

OMG, Morety that's awesome! lmao!

It's Friday, and I'm done with my classes! Bring on the p00p.....:)

[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

Originally posted by Morety
Oh, Austin's out, this is now in...

http://markwsucks.homestead.com/files/kirkdance.gif

Now I know where Bones illicit tribble stash got inserted :D

[Morety]

BWAHAHAHA

Scotty: Cap'n, I don't think you can take any more, y'er goin t'explode!

Captain Kirk: Well Mr Scott, I you better just fit one more in there!

Bones: Dammit Jim! These are Tribbles, not Cottonelle!

Mr Spock: Captain, I fail to see the point of inserting Tribbles into one's rectum.

Bones: Oh shut up Spock! You wouldn't know a good gerbiling if it sat on your face and wiggled!

Kirk: Mr Scott, give me all she's got!

Scotty: Okay captain, but I don't know if you can take it!

[Syri]

ROFL! nice one morety!

Spock: I fail to see the logic in p00ping in anyone's mouth

Kirk: Here's 500 bucks, go get yerself a stripper and live a little for once!

-hours pass-

Kirk: so what did you get up to spock?

spock: (swaying gently) Wow! Thath wash tha bethest stwipper eva!

Kirk: how much did you drink?

spock: mmm. lotsh! Sco- o - Schotty helped me dreenk. ven, and ven, he went, yesh, and then, the shtripper came!

-Scotty enters, half naked-

Scotty: That's the last time i have a drinking contest with you!

[_Zd_JOLT1r_]

:Poop:

Finally Friday again...
And im going to Holland again, fragfest :D!!

And check if Bee Realy stopped smoking..:rolleyes:

Anyways, Im gonna have a fun weekend :D

w00t w00t !!

[Syri]

w00t! friday!
6.5 hours to the weekend!

[B]

4 hours to go!!!


w000t w000t w000t!! WEEEEEEKEEEENDDD!! YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!! :D

(I'm happy, sue me:) )

Ow btw Hi Leonard!! :) p00p

[FireSlash]

8 hours to freedom!

:poop:

[DedMeat]

2.5 hrs to the ritual Friday afternoon office UT session :D

/me likes Fridays

[Mute]

Yay, friday, and after work i have my hot date with Jessica :). Although the last time i went out with her this pointy eared dude kept running and and trying to pay her to take her clothes off....

P00p!

[Camel]

TOOL concert this weekend!!!!!!!!!

w00t w00t:D

[Toolvana]

Hey Mute, pasting a picture of Jessica to your hand and whacking doesn't count. ;)
Oh yeah, almost forgot...p00p.

[Toolvana]

Originally posted by Camel Toe
TOOL concert this weekend!!!!!!!!!

w00t w00t:D
Have fun Camel Toe! I went to the Sep. 9th show in Chicago, obviously it rocked A$$! Oh yeah, btw, watch out for naked people suspended in the air.;)

[Jancaz Bru]

Originally posted by mute
Yay, friday, and after work i have my hot date with Jessica :). Although the last time i went out with her this pointy eared dude kept running and and trying to pay her to take her clothes off....

P00p!

You, sir, are going to die. Jessica is my gf.

On an unrelated note, I think Im gonna skip the last period of school today... muahahahah! 5 hours.. :D

[NeoNite]

Oh-Oh SpagHettI-ooooooooooh :D

Friday! Woot!!! :D

Jessica alba? Hm... yeah she's ok.
I prefer women though ;)

[pine]

Whaaaaat?

I still have a physics quiz to survive, then it's clear sailing to the deep blue weekend, baby. I'm going hiking near Mt. Baker. :)

[Mute]

Originally posted by NeoNite
Jessica alba? Hm... yeah she's ok.
I prefer women though ;)

*grr!!!* Surebrec, shall we put aside our differences long enough to pummel Neo to death?

[Jancaz Bru]

yes, I think we shall...
then after that, I'm kicking your ass so I can have my girl back :D

/me gives Neo a swift kick to the balls!

[NeoNite]

Now you really don't want to do that ;)

:p

[pine]

I tanked my physics quiz :(. It's gonna put a sour flavor in my mouth for the weekend.....however, not if I replace it with a p00p flavor! Thank god for this thread :D

[Silver_Dragon]

Hurray it's friday. :) I'm so happy and hyper.

/me huggles evreyone. :)

Evreyone have a lovely weekend. :) :D

[EmptySpace]

w00t... I got today off of school (teacher work day), and I get monday off as well :D :D :D :D :D

[Silver_Dragon]

Originally posted by FuZZy MoNKey
w00t... I got today off of school (teacher work day), and I get monday off as well :D :D :D :D :D

WTF. I know it's teacher work day but I still had school. :( no fair. :mad:

But I'll still have monday off too, so ha. :D

[Jancaz Bru]

saweet! it's friday :D.

[Syri]

not too long till hometime now...

/me has a surprise for leonard brewing in the bowels

[Mute]

*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!*

/me looks at clock.
/me considers bar down the street.
/me looks at clock again.

[B]

11 mins to go!!! :)

-W-E-E-K-E-N-D_

[Buscemi]

Even better here........ A-U-T-U-M-N V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N (even if it's only a week :) )

[NeoNite]

>FRiday<

The weekend...

Monday.. new computer :D

[pine]

bee-yotchin!

My roommate just got a new computer and it rox mah nutz :). Something about athlon 1.4 and 512 mb DDR just makes me lose control....they had to pry me off when I started humping it.

[Limbo]

It is Octombar tha 12th - It's a Weekend and I'm going Dancin!!! :D


Drink, Ar$e, FeeK, Girlz!!!!! :y5: :lol:

[Jancaz Bru]

3 more hours till I go home... 4 hours till I work... 8 hours till I get to play Dark Age of Camelot extensively.. *sigh*.

w00t!

[Limbo]

Hey SU!!!! DAOC... does it rate on your scale of excellence for a RPG? Me want to know, cause me wanna maybe buy this thing!!!

[Mute]

1 hour to go... i am so tired...

It's been a productive day though... leonard would be proud!

/mute sharpens his darts

[FireSlash]

ffffrrrrreeeeeeeedddom! or atleast for 2 days :hmm:

[Camel]

w00t!!!!!!

Fall Break next week....no school all week long:D :D

[desperado]

pssst IT'S FFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

[Limbo]

HahahaAAa Soooo it is...!!!

/ME starts weekend party @ 8:30 Friday Morning
-Boss looks @ Limbo like he's so kinda phreak :con:
/ME slaps Boss

PaaaarTay!!!! :D

[B]

w000000000t :D:D

F-R-I-D-A-Y!!!! FREEEDOM AWAITS!!!!!

[NeoNite]

Man am I glad it's friday... so glad...

haaaaaa.... :D

[pine]

Friday=Physics midterm=STRESS CENTRAL!!!

40 minutes to go....breath, Pine, breathe.....

[FireSlash]

i got today off.

YAY FOR OHIO SCHOOLS!!!:D :cool: :)

[Morety]

Sham a llama friday o ramma roonie meister atollah-heimer!

How you doing big friday.

The friday-a-roonie

Friday friday the big friday o rama!

[el Gato]

p00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000p! :D

[Morety]

shamallamap00poramarooniemeisteratollah-heimer

The big p00peramma

p00patollah

the p00pmeister heimer

p00p a roonie

[Terminal {DTH}]

Its back! RUNAWAY!!!! :D

[pine]

Test is over! I'm pretty sure I aced it. :D

NOW I can p00p. ahhhhhhh............

[DedMeat]

Another Friday, and I finally get to bump this thread before D_Stroya :D

Roll on the weekend

[Syri]

ok, you beat me this week, but i shall be the first to bump next week! and every week after that! Bwahahaha!!!

Not so good a friday for me this week though, i'm a bit ill. Get the day off work though! :D

[FireSlash]

:Poop: day!!!!!
neat thing is, school is gonna be so short.
late arrival, News, and a pep rally (which i wont be attending ;)) leaving about 30 minutes for each period tops.

[thewalkingman]

http://www.autowebsport.com/Actualidad/Internacional/Nascar/nascar.jpg

Checker Flag Auto Parts 500!!!

[Limbo]

MUTHa F00ka!!! Tis a Friday once more!! Me plans to git laid some how

:lol:

[Mute]

Hey, this thread is back on the front page!

It must be friday! WOO HOO!!!

/me starts considering his drink line-up for happy hour


one whiskey drink
one cider drink
one lager drink
three tequila drinks
where am I?
who are you?!?

[Toolvana]

Right you are mute!
/me considers afternoon p00p lineup

p00p on a tree
p00p on a dog
p00p on a bicycle
p00p on my boss
p00p in a bag
p00p in a box

That sounds nice......reeeaaal nice.

[Limbo]

Hahahaahaaa :lol: @ Toolvana & Mute

[Uri19]

Originally posted by Toolvana
p00p on a dog
how you gonna do that? won't it move away before you will?
/me calls ASPCA anyway

[Toolvana]

Dogs have weak minds my friend. I will hold the dog in place with the power of my will while I drop the bomb.

[Mute]

Besides, you know the dog would do the same thing- it's you or the dog! You could convince any court that it was a self-defense p00p!

[Uri19]

Originally posted by Toolvana
Dogs have weak minds my friend. I will hold the dog in place with the power of my will while I drop the bomb.
nah, the dog'll still overpower you, and drop a bomb on you while you're held still...

[Toolvana]

Right again mute!
[puppy dog eyes]I swear your honor, it was self defense.[/puppy dog eyes]
Uri, I would never actually p00p on a dog....I might piss on one though. Okay, maybe not.

[8-4-7-2]

I don't care if monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and wednesday too
Thursday i don't care about you
It's friday i'm in love

Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday wednesday break my heart
Thursday doesn't even start
It's friday i'm in love

Saturday wait
And sunday always comes too late
But friday never hesitate...

I don't care if monday's black
Tuesday wednesday heart attack
Thursday never looking back
It's friday i'm in love

Monday you can hold your head
Tuesday wednesday stay in bed
Or thursday watch the walls instead
It's friday i'm in love

Saturday wait
And sunday always comes too late
But friday never hesitate...

Dressed up to the eyes
It's a wonderful surprise
To see your shoes and your spirits rise
Throwing out your frown
And just smiling at the sound
And as sleek as a shriek
Spinning round and round
Always take a big bite
It's such a gorgeous sight
To see you in the middle of the night
You can never get enough
Enough of this stuff
It's friday
I'm in love

The Cure - Friday I'm In Love

[Uri19]

Originally posted by Toolvana
Right again mute!
[puppy dog eyes]I swear your honor, it was self defense.[/puppy dog eyes]
Uri, I would never actually p00p on a dog....I might piss on one though. Okay, maybe not.
:rolleyes: You take me far too seriously...

[Toolvana]

Not true Uri, remember, this is OT, nothing is to be taken seriously. :D

[Uri19]

/me p00ps in toolvana's mouth and calls him Leonard

[Toolvana]

mmmm, nutty...
/me returns the favor and calls Uri Bill Cosby

[Uri19]

Originally posted by Toolvana
mmmm, nutty...
/me returns the favor and calls Uri Bill Cosby
(check the thread's name eedeeot:stick:!)
NOOOOOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT BILL COSBY!!!

[Toolvana]

Who you calling "eedeeot", Urine, I mean Uri.:p
Remember that crappy movie that Bill Cosby was in and his name was Leonard? Leonard Part 6 or some crap like that.;)

[Uri19]

Originally posted by Toolvana
Who you calling "eedeeot", Urine, I mean Uri.:p
Remember that crappy movie that Bill Cosby was in and his name was Leonard? Leonard Part 6 or some crap like that.;)
Unlike some people I don't see Bill Cosby films:rolleyes:.
lol my nick was urin18 for some time once so you can't urine joke me!

[Toolvana]

Who watches Bill Cosby films? He sucks. I prefer films with people who actually have acting talent. Ya' know, like Mariah Carey, her movie "Glitter" rocks ass!
Damn! You've already been "urine joked"? ;)

[Mute]

15 minutes to company party (free drinks!)

1 hr, 15 minutes to pub (Watch me go from 0 to Drunk in $20 :) ).

Good night all, it's been real. See you on the Flip Side!

[pine]

I still have to work :(

I'll come back to this thread and celebrate in another four hours.....

[Mute]

woo hoo... zero to drunk in only $15 tonight :). Net savings = $5!

How is everyone else doing?
/me passes through work on his way home to sleeZzz....

[Syri]

it's friday! 5 and a half hours to the weekend!
/me has a woppa stashed for leonard

[DedMeat]

Beat me to it this week D_S :)

5 hrs to go, then the pub beckons.....

[Uri19]

/me readies Krap Grenades and "Eat This" signs
LETS RUMMMMMBLE!

[Syri]

i'm back on form! :D

BTW ded, i'm D-S, not D_S. check out this (http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=90404) thread

[DedMeat]

Originally posted by [RSU]D-Stroya
BTW ded, i'm D-S, not D_S. check out this (http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=90404) thread

YoU'Re asSuMinG i HAve cOnTRol OvEr mY sHIfT kEy :p

[Limbo]

/ME salutes Lenoard
/ME salutes Weekend
/ME Humps BuF for IBB

;)

[B]

Wheeee! 3 hours to go!!

Ow leonard where are U!! /me humps Leonard!!

[Camel]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, just had to get that out

/me humps Leonard!!

Leonard sure does take a lot of abuse around here:D

[Jancaz Bru]

w00t! 'tis friday!

/me gives Leonard a hot carl :D

[D66]

HeHE!! Friday is Office LAN-Party Day!!!

[Limbo]

I H0me... W00t!!!

Weekend starts here

/ME humps office lan partay

{you should all play UT dood!! <-- W00t on topic !! :lol:}

[Jancaz Bru]

/me kicks Leonard

I gotta walk to work after school today :mad:

[B]

WHEEEE!! Another week!, Another friday!, Another excuse to get waisted!!

w0000000000000t!!!

[_Zd_JOLT1r_]

wooOOOooOooOOOo00ooOOOt!!!!!!!!

At last weekend again, I still have about 7 hours to go but still....

Come on Leonard give it to me !! :D

[Syri]

noooo! beaten to the bump!
oh well, at least it wasn't by DedMeat! :D

[DedMeat]

Thats cos I'm sitting at home waiting for the BT engineer to arrive :p

And even if he does arrive and my ADSL is installed, I then have to back into work :mad: Bah!

Happy Friday :D

[Uri19]

W00t! FRY- DAY!!!!!!!!!
It's DA WEEKEND! Let's all get jiggy wit it!
skippy di di wa doo wop!:D:)


/me kicks leonard

[B]

WEEKEND!!

See ya guys on monday...when I have Internet again.. :(

[L_S]

Happy Friday yall :D

...and Happy 1 Year Anniversary to this thread! :p

[Terminal {DTH}]

its friday! yah! i get to go do roadcrew this weekend. :hmm:

[Mute]

Hello friday! Where is that damn leonard anyway? Is he trying to escape again? You'd think he'd have given up with that by now!

/me p00000pththshs in Leonard's mouth

.... excuse me ;)

(can i get a courtesy flush, here?)

[Terminal {DTH}]

sure thing mute *Fuuuuusshhhhh... Gurggle gurgle.*
hell this whole thred shoulda been been flushed Loooooong ago!:p
autoflush (for any future needs) :D

[Silver_Dragon]

Yay another Friday. Ahhhh. :) :) :) :) Sooooo relaxing at home.
No more school until tuesday. :)

We have 3 days off :)
/me deos the happy dance. :)

:D

[IntRed]

well technically speaking it isn't friday anymore here in Belgium, but have a good one anyway :tup:

[B]

Another Week, Another Friday!

w00t w00t ! Big LAN tomorrow :)

[pine]

You bastard! It's one minute to midnight here........

/me wants to bump this thread occasionally :p

damn euros........

[B]

Get some sleep d00d, u seem a little tense :D :p

[pine]

It must be the TWO MIDTERMS I have tomorrow which I've been studying for for the last 3 hours.

[Syri]

dammit! beaten by the bong to the bump!
It's friday! w00h00!

[Syri]

I just noticed, this thread is over a year old!
happy belated birthday leonard!!

[_Zd_JOLT1r_]

w00000000t !!! weekend ...uh uh uh uh <---- see me bust a move...:)
still 6 hours to go...but who cares, as long as leonard will p00p me when I get home :D

happy b-day leo !!

[Uri19]

/me gives Leonard the happy birthday p00p in the mouth and cracks knuckles for Friday typing
Happy Bday Friday thread!

[D66]

One day I am gonna post from Christmas Island and BEAT all of you to the punch!!!

Happy Birth day Len

[Jancaz Bru]

/me p00ps in Leonard's mouth

Today is Friday!! w00t! And tomorrow, FAMILY VALUES TOUR! W00T!!! :D

[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

This thread lost all wit and point after about page 6.

How about you guys stop bumping it so it can get stuck in the classics section.
Moretys already mentioned this before, but he can't move it if people keep posting to it.

[Silver_Dragon]

*bump* :D

Woohoo it's friday today. (again) :)
/me so happy. :)

[Syri]

PMB: not having a go or anything, but surely if it were to be moved, it would either be moved on a non-friday (when it's not being bumped) or it would be locked?

[Mute]

Why bother putting it in classics, as long as it keeps getting used? the point of the classics forum is to make the classic threads easy to find. We don't seem to have a problem finding this one!

In other breaking news, I have a huMONGous p00p ready to go... but I'm saving myself for later! You know they can always tell when you've been cheating!

[Mute]

Well it aint friday, but i'm giving Leonard a big GOOEY load to chew on... no work until next monday for me!!!!!

Happy thanksgiving you US types, and give all your families a big hug from me :).

[redruM/muFF]

Unholy ****!

I've been away from the Unreal-scene for about two years and when I finally (more or less accidentally) stumble upon Liquid Sin's name it is in a thread about scatophilia!
It feels like I never even left!

How's it been Liquid?

[Syri]

it's friday now!
h00ray for fridays!!!

[Syri]

sooo, who's for a midget orgy tonight at PMB's place? :D
i'll bring the whipped cream!

[Uri19]

Originally posted by [RSU]D-Stroya
sooo, who's for a midget orgy tonight at PMB's place? :D
i'll bring the whipped cream!
I'll bring the midgets!

[Syri]

excellent! now we just need some jello, and some tribbles, and we've gto one hell of a night to look forward to!! :D

[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

I've got a new vacuum cleaner as well.

Its a dyson.....its even got an extra fine nozzle for people like Deepsy :D

But please remember guys, no shaving the next door neighbours irish wolfhound and then painting parts of it blue.
I got in trouble over that one last time

[desperado]

oh yeah IT IS FFFRRRRRRIIIIIDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY .... POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP TIME!!!!!

[Syri]

ah, that's what it was we shaved! i thought it was LordKhaine!!

[Morety]

The required ingredients:

Empty peanut butter jar
Round vacuum cleaner brush attachment
raw liver
alka-seltzer
a bit of water

[Selerox]

Morety: you forgot the wetsuit with the bottom cut out, and the bucket of soapy frogs

[Morety]

You know how you can tell if a guy in a wetsuit has farted?

His ankles swell up :D

[Uri19]

/me uses a crowbar to bust a crate full of bootleg midgets from Japan beta testing
PROTOTYPE PARTY!!! W00T W00T!!!!!!

[DeaJae]

Originally posted by Morety
You know how you can tell if a guy in a wetsuit has farted?

His ankles swell up :D

thought warm air rises.....

[Uri19]

Originally posted by DeaJae


thought warm air rises.....
If you're underwater at nearly 0deg Cel. then ANYTHING coming out of your body will be cold. like the 7deg outside cold piss

[Tapeworm]

FRIDAY!!!! w0000000000t!!!

*goes 2 p00p but realizes his bumhole was stapled shut after "last time" *

i know!!

*unzips and aims his todger*

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughjtgrlh hg wlgjrtgkj nbj nbk hgrtjk h

*bursts a bloodvessel*

come ONNNNN!!!!

*grins as a big lump o p00p splatters out his willy*

yeha baby yeah!!!


*drinks sum washing up liquid and gasps as his balls drop even further, thuddig in2 the gound*



MOOOOOSE!!!!

*takes aim as the moose connects a pipe from his intestines 2 his testicles*

RAPID FIRE!!!

MULTI CARL!!!


yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaw!!!

_Zd_Tapeworm_ is p00plike!!

[El Diablo]

I swear to god if someone mentions hot carl again, ill

....

sh!t too late!

*turns to hurl

[Twisted Metal]

First bump. ha! It's friday!

[Uri19]

DANG! Nearly got here in time! next time I'll bump right when I come from school! YES!

[Syri]

w00t! friday again! Something different to try this week...

I'm gonna invite 15 algerian strippers round to Liquid SiN's house, and 10 french prostitutes! :D
the look on his face when they arrive will be priceless! but not half as good as the look on his face when they ask to be paid! :D

[Uri19]

yeah kinda like ordering two dozen pizza to some1's house, but more so...:D

[Camel]

w00t!!! 2 hours of school then I'm going bowling tonight

[Jancaz Bru]

7 more hours at school (Its just before 1st period) and its time for some all nite gaming. Oh yeah, I have to work this afternoon :(.

[Mute]

Happy Leonard's Day everyone!!!

Today's Random Bit of Useless Trivia: Did you know that when a full moon falls on Leonard's Day, it is known as a 'Bunghole Moon'? Believe it or not!!!

[desperado]

Damn I wish this week could never end....finals next week :(

[Mute]

Wee....we have a work party i'd forgotten about!

0 to drunk, in $0.00 can't be beat!

[Uri19]

*BUMP*
YESSSSSS!!! I BUMPED THE LEONARD THREAD FIRST! BEING EET IS GOOD!!!

PLUS I DID IT ALL IN CAPS!!!!

[Limbo]

Just have to come out of lurking to give Leonard a christmas Hump

Merry CHRYSt'mas BuF...

/ME sends everyone some Pants and Socks!!

I've got to finish this god damned Euro Beta for Dark Age Of Camelot... BRB ;)

[FireSlash]

w00t!

*Humps leonard*

[NeoNite]

Eh It'Z not christmas yet non?

:D

YEs, yes yes yes .. FRiday poopday...

[The_Inflictor]

Phew. I've done a presentation in front of my whole department and I now want to get wankered.


Leonard the beer monster would have undoubtfully shat in my gob and stolen money out of my wallet before I wake up tomorrow :hmm:

[Limbo]

Well put my man ;)

[FireSlash]

p00000000000p day!!!:D :D

[NeoNite]

Had this illustrator test today, it was really easy whew :)

PooP pooooooop poop .. dayyyyyyyyy! :D

[Camel]

Yay, No school today wheeeeeeeeeeee...!!!!


Exams next week though:mad:



/me p00ps on Leonard

[Uri19]

Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiday!!!
/me does The Jiggly Thing until he passes out

[el Gato]

I haven't p00ped in this thread in a while.

/me p00ps! :D

[Morety]

/me squats over Leonards face with a cup of joe and the sports page and settles in for a good while.

[I_B_Bangin]

/me sits in morety's lap and sets Leonard up for a double whammy

Uh oh, I bet this thread gets locked now! :rolleyes:

[NeoNite]

Can I bump this?
:D
Poopy poopday!!!!

[funkblast]

/Me drops the load on leonard :D

[Toolvana]

/me takes a big shiznit in Leonard's mizzouth
4 days off in a row, here I come!
Booya!

[Silver_Dragon]

HAHAHA SUCKER'S j/k. :)

I have two weeks off man! :)


Thank god it's friday! :)

[NeoNite]

Today si teh poopday :)

[pine]

wow, long time no bump on this bad boy.......

good one, Neonite :).

[NeoNite]

sigh .. another poopday, another friday... and it's me bumping the thread.. again... :-I

[pine]

No kidding, interest in teh poop is waning. Mebbe it's time to consign this badboy to the Classics?

Well, no point in not celebratin while I'm here....

*poooooooooop*

[FireSlash]

p00000000000000000p!!!!:D :D
*BuMp*

[NeoNite]

:D about time somebody else but me bumped this thread!!!
:-/ maybe it should go into the classic section I don't know....

Anyway: Poopiddypoop day! :D

[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

Intrest waned when all attempts at creativity died

[Morety]

Originally posted by PsychoMoggieBagpuss|BuF
Intrest waned when all attempts at creativity died

Creativity restored:

Imagine if b00bies were full of beer.

[desperado]

if I was paid 1$ for each hot carl, I would be a millionaire.

[Syri]

Originally posted by Morety


Creativity restored:

Imagine if b00bies were full of beer.
that'd be great, if she was on top, you could let her ride, then just squeeze a bit for refreshments! ;)

[Morety]

I can tell you right now you'd have a hard time unlatching me from them babies!

[Syri]

open a whole new perspective on breast feeding!

underage drinking would be on the up though...

[AriTheDog]

really, it's hard enough to let go as it is...

[Syri]

i just thought... you could have the left tit with milk, and the right tit with beer, so the kid gets milk still, but you can still get your beer!

[el Gato]

p0000000000000000000000p!

So, if a woman gets a b00b job, it's to go from pounders to kegs? :D

[DeaJae]

the amount of Alcohol ive seen women drink im surprised they aren't full of beer :rolleyes:


oh yes, gotta be friday again w00ty w00 :rolleyes:

[pine]

Static-X - Love Dump

Love Dump
[i can't believe i'm letting you do this to me]
[i can't believe i'm letting you do this to me]

hand me a line
really hand me a line
really hand me a line
hand me a line
really hand it to me

i've always loved you
love dumpling
your ****'s like chocolate cake and
your ass smells like a rose

i really hate you
love dumpling
now my bowels ache

[i can't believe i'm letting you do this to me]

drop down in a line
really hand me a line
really hand me a line
hand me a line
really hand it to me

hand me a line
really hand me a line
really hand me a line
hand me a line

drop down in a line
really hand me a line
really hand me a line
hand me a line
really hand it to me


______________________________

Without the aid of BuF, I never would've had the revalation that this song is about Hot Carls. Thank you, Leonard!

[BillyBadAss]

It's Friday!!!

[L_S]

Yes, my friend, it is! It is indeed! Now I kindly ask you to poop in my mouth and call me Leonard!

[BillyBadAss]

/me empties his colon into Leonard's mouth.:D

[Silver_Dragon]

Originally posted by john_clark
Yes, my friend, it is! It is indeed! Now I kindly ask you to poop in my mouth and call me Leonard!

Ok, then he asked for it!!! :D

/me p00ps in Leonard's mouth!!! :D HURRAY IT"S FRIDAY!!!
Thank god.

[DeaJae]

Good Bumping Bumpness, i was trying to bump this earlier but failed to find it :)

[Silver_Dragon]

Originally posted by DeaJae
Good Bumping Bumpness, i was trying to bump this earlier but failed to find it :)

huh, it should be easy. :D

[DeaJae]

*BUMP*

its that time of week again.

[Foetal Youth]

/me sh!ts on this thread :D

[Silver_Dragon]

Foetal no no no. It's I hotcarl this thread. :D ;)

Yay friday. HURRAY. :)
What are you guys gonna do tonight?

I'll probably go to the mall with some friends. :)

[Clayeth]

/me humps friday

[Silver_Dragon]

IMO, friday is the best day ever. ;)

[Camel]

Well I'm going to sit here and finish eating my meatloaf, then go to work:hmm:

[the~oreca]

Na na na na na na Hey!
Na na na na na
Na na na na na Hey!
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na Hey!
Na na na na na
Na na na na na it's friday!

(Sang to Gary Glitter - Rock and Roll Part 2)

[N3mesis]

Friday rux :D But not now, cuz end of vacation is near :(
Anyway

pppPPPoooOOOoooPPPppp

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[anthem70]

/me takes a big p00 and flings it at everyone, happy friday all:D

[Foetal Youth]

:Poop:!!!!
TGIF Guys!!! w000t!!!!!!!!
/me smears p00p on his palms and does a handstand all over OT

[NeoNite]

Poopday :) been downloading lots of ctf maps today :D
bollwerk isn't bad :tup:

[Terminal {DTH}]

it's still friday here. (11:47 pm) so i STILL have time to throw poopie all over ya'all. :p

[Witty]

DAMN!!!!! NOT THIS THRED AGAIN!!!!!!! :)
it won't die....

[Foetal Youth]

/me throws hot, steaming p00p all over BU

IT'S FRIDAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

[SugarBear]

Friday ownz...as does poop.

TGIP!!!

[Uri19]

Originally posted by Tuffy_the_Tank
Friday ownz...as does poop.

TGIP!!!
/me has no idea who or what TGIP is but flings p00p at him/her/it anyways

[FireSlash]

Thank Goodness Its Poopyday! ;)

[Mute]

TGIP? :lol:

Everyone, come on into this thread and party! (It's BYOP, though ;) ).

[thewalkingman]

came home early work sucks...:( :( :mad: :(

[Camel]

Last day of spring break:( (cept saturday and sunday of course);)

[zynthetic]

TGIP
ThankGodIt'sPayday:D

[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

Oh Leonard, did you miss us?


w00t muthfckin w00t



Its Friday so that means its time for the happy dance!


http://home.btconnect.com/b.t.j.k/BU/image001.gif

[Freon]

uuuh? :con:

The zombie thread needs BRAAAAAAIINNSS !!

http://zombies.monstrous.com/pictures/zombie-1.jpg

[Morety]

You know how hard it is to find a good picture of Michael McKean as Lenny?

:(

Happy Friday!!!!

[O.S.T]

uuuh? :con:

The zombie thread needs BRAAAAAAIINNSS !!

[HAWT PiC]

uh..I thought phillys animal pic was hot,but that just gave it to me,baby