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ShinyObject
27th Oct 2000, 09:59 PM
Not my favs of the bunch, but something to show at least. :)

My buds made me go out the night before and it shows. Blah, I was one ugly m0 on my wedding day. :)
http://www.geocities.com/hodgson525/wedding04.jpg

Here I am getting a little nookie. Look at all the pervs watch us do our groove thing. ;)
http://www.geocities.com/hodgson525/wedding02.jpg

These are my nephews. (You'll see why this pic is here)
http://www.geocities.com/hodgson525/wedding03.jpg

Here's the whole wedding party. If you look close you will only see one nephew, as opposed to the dual nephi in the previous pic. That's because the other passed out during the ceremony. Those crazy kids!
http://www.geocities.com/hodgson525/wedding01.jpg

I'll put the ones I like up soon. There's actually some fun ones in there.

gramps
27th Oct 2000, 10:14 PM
lol @ your nephew. :)
great pictures, Goshen. Congrats!

Rev.Whoopass
27th Oct 2000, 10:29 PM
Congrats Goshen!Nice pics.I thought your head may have been red though.........

Morety
27th Oct 2000, 11:00 PM
I just wanted to pop in here to say congratulations. But, being married, I know better.

Welcome to the club bro. :)

The_Inflictor
28th Oct 2000, 09:22 AM
Congrats Goshen :)

Cap'n Beeb
28th Oct 2000, 09:55 AM
Congrats dude!

Damn I sure hope I can get a digital cam in time for my wedding...

Krypton|BuF
28th Oct 2000, 10:25 PM
Congrats to Goshen and good luck to Beerbaron...

OshadowO
28th Oct 2000, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Rev.Whoopass[PuF]
Congrats Goshen!Nice pics.I thought your head may have been red though......... Damn you Rev you stole my comment:P

Congrats Goshen, can't wait to see the other ones:)
And GL BB:)

Sapphire Nights
28th Oct 2000, 11:53 PM
Goshen, I love wedding photos! Thanks for sharing and good luck :)

__________________________________________________________
http://www.isabellestears.com/harley5.jpg

Shock6822
29th Oct 2000, 04:02 PM
COngrats Goshen (wow I bet me posting makes you fel warm and fuzzy):D

Boogey
30th Oct 2000, 02:00 AM
Congrats!!

Swedix
30th Oct 2000, 03:02 AM
Congratulations Goshen, and same to your wife.
Now go and make her happy. :)

SimplyCosmic
30th Oct 2000, 03:42 AM
We would have recognized you sooner if ...

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_with_bride.jpg

Selerox
30th Oct 2000, 04:12 AM
Nice work sir :)

BillyBadAss
30th Oct 2000, 08:51 AM
Congrats! I hope she is down with letting you play games. My ex-girlfriend wasn't so I had to give her the boot.;)

CHRYSt
30th Oct 2000, 09:11 AM
Hey, cute wifey.

I hate people like you. You take all the cute chicks, and make them married. Then I go and hit on them, and think that I'm getting somewhere, and I order them a drink, and then they put the damn ring in view.

I hope you're happy, you've taken one more out of the damn pool, and that means one more opportunity for me to make an ass of myself. :)

ShinyObject
30th Oct 2000, 07:22 PM
SimplyCosmic, you crazy m0! LOL. ;)

CHRYSt, thanks for the compliment. As you know though, she is married now. That means she had to join the "You can't touch my boobies club". So it's not like you're the only one. ;)

OshadowO
30th Oct 2000, 10:36 PM
LMAO @ SC....that's more like it.

SimplyCosmic
31st Oct 2000, 12:29 AM
You know, I just knew I'd seen that face somewhere else before:

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_rushmore.gif

alien8
31st Oct 2000, 08:07 AM
ph33r SimplyCosmic's mad Gimp skillz!

Morety
31st Oct 2000, 10:23 AM
SC those are great. LOL.

Contest Time:

Funniest place to cut/copy/paste Goshen's head. Start posting the pic's everyone. :D

SimplyCosmic
31st Oct 2000, 02:43 PM
http://www.freebsd.org/gifs/powerlogo.gif

Forget FreeBSD (http://www.freebsd.org), there's a new operating system in town:

GoshenBSD

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_bsd.gif

Morety
31st Oct 2000, 03:27 PM
SC You're killing me man :D

Keep 'em coming.

alien8
31st Oct 2000, 03:33 PM
My first attempt is admittedly pretty weak, but it can really only get better from here...

http://www.planetunreal.com/staff/alien8/goshenheadpu.gif

Morety
31st Oct 2000, 03:48 PM
Waytogo alien8. :D

The competition has begun.

I'm going to load up office2000 when I get home tonight and see if there's something I can make too...once the goblins have quit begging free candy from me.

SimplyCosmic
31st Oct 2000, 04:56 PM
I just found these pictures on the Visitor's Guide to Goshen Island:

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_island01.gif

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_island02.gif

According to the guide, modern scientists in the field of Goshenology aren't quite sure as to the exact reason these monuments to their red-faced god were built, but they can agree on one thing: They must have been very drunk when they did it.

alien8
31st Oct 2000, 04:58 PM
Here you go Morety, just for you:

http://www.planetunreal.com/staff/alien8/goshenmorety.jpg

O_o

alien8
31st Oct 2000, 05:18 PM
In space, no one can hear you scream...

http://www.planetunreal.com/staff/alien8/aldringoshen.jpg

ShinyObject
31st Oct 2000, 06:12 PM
I'm trying to figure out if you guys love me or hate me. ;)


I heard that dogs and owners start looking like each other after awhile, then I noticed that my dog looked a little "cooler" one day....

http://www.geocities.com/hodgson525/thunderface.jpg

Morety
31st Oct 2000, 08:03 PM
I don't usually just say this, but I gotta:

ROFLMAO!!!!!

SimplyCosmic
31st Oct 2000, 08:32 PM
We always knew Goshen was a little fruity...

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_apple.gif

DividedSky
31st Oct 2000, 08:37 PM
OMFG!!! This thread is freakin' hilarious :) And to think I almost passed up clicking on it ....

SimplyCosmic
31st Oct 2000, 09:22 PM
http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_50s.gif

Well, Bob's been so much happier since I've been giving him a little head ...

alien8
31st Oct 2000, 09:54 PM
This is the Goshen we are all waiting for:

http://www.planetunreal.com/staff/alien8/goshenhalo.jpg

Rev.Whoopass
31st Oct 2000, 09:58 PM
:D oh man........I almost pooped myself when I went throught his thread.This is just too funny.Goshen is a good sport about it though.(/me puts on the Kevlar just in case)

SimplyCosmic
31st Oct 2000, 10:31 PM
And now, just in time for the fall fasion line, we have our model displaying our latest in a Goshen push up bra ...

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_bra.gif

SimplyCosmic
31st Oct 2000, 10:33 PM
Goshenchu, I choose you!

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_chu.gif

alien8
31st Oct 2000, 10:33 PM
Goshen rocks, and so does his wicked dog. Goshen you are right - suddenly your dog does seem a little cooler!

I'd be a bad, bad man, if I didn't include this one. I call this "OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE BEST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED AND ITS REAL 3D! PINK HEADS WILL NEVER GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS! I'VE GOT TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS HOW MUCH THIS GAME ROCKS!"

http://www.planetunreal.com/staff/alien8/e1m2goshen.jpg

SimplyCosmic
31st Oct 2000, 10:35 PM
Is this what they mean by the term "headgames"?

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_soccer.gif

SimplyCosmic
31st Oct 2000, 10:42 PM
http://www.geocities.com/hodgson525/face50x50.gif + http://www.peachpit.com/books/catalog.images/70253.gif = TROUBLE!

This is what happens when you have access to The Gimp (http://www.gimp.org) and a book like The GIMP for Linux and Unix: Visual QuickStart Guide (http://www.peachpit.com/books/catalog/70253.html)

Morety
1st Nov 2000, 02:24 PM
/me wants MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!

Goshen, it's 'cause we love you man! You're a good head. :)

SimplyCosmic
1st Nov 2000, 03:15 PM
Gentlemen, when you want to send the very best to your ladies, we'd like to recomend a dozen freshly picked Goshens.

Nothing tells her that you love her like giving her red head 12 times over!

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_rose.gif



You realize of course, that as I type this, Goshen is quietly thanking god that he didn't invite me to his wedding.

ShinyObject
1st Nov 2000, 05:21 PM
If this keeps up, I'm gonna pass up Little Orphan Annie as America's favorite redhead. ;)

SC and Alien8, you guys rock! Call the life squad, I'm dying over here!

Remeber, the more embarrasing it is, the harder people laugh.

Krypton|BuF
1st Nov 2000, 05:23 PM
Remember the "Xan doing the nasty" "video", SimplyCosmic???


This might fit in here too:

Too Much Time Productions presents...

SimplyCosmic
1st Nov 2000, 06:11 PM
Hey kids! Look what's coming to a store near you!
http://pez.uark.edu/Icons/gunboy.gif http://pez.uark.edu/Icons/gungurl.gif

YES! It's PuF Pez!

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_pez.gif

Collect from popular PuF characters as Goshen-Pez!

Act now and we'll include absolutely free a limited edition Yellow5-Pez!

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/random/y5_pez.gif

Morety
2nd Nov 2000, 02:28 PM
Man oh man, this thread rocks my nuts! Every time I open it and see a new pick I'm LOL! People around my office may already know it, but now I'm confirming I'm in here f'n around. This is too funny. Great stuff.

I want MORE!!!!!

alien8
3rd Nov 2000, 01:01 AM
There is no try. Do, or do not.

http://www.planetunreal.com/staff/alien8/goshenyoda.jpg

alien8
3rd Nov 2000, 01:25 AM
The blue pill, or the red pill.

http://www.planetunreal.com/staff/alien8/goshenmatrix.jpg

SimplyCosmic
3rd Nov 2000, 02:07 AM
Damn ... Goshen has more acting expression than K Reeves does ...

SimplyCosmic
9th Dec 2000, 09:47 PM
In a surprise move, Blueman Group (http://www.blueman.com), popular performance artists and Intel processor commercial stars, have decided to open their group to a wider, more diverse cast.

"We felt it was time to give a chance to our less fortunetely colored friends, starting with Redmen."

Here, in a rare live shot, we see the first of the hopefuls trying out in an open call audition.

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_bluemangroup.jpg


The thread that never died . . .

alien8
10th Dec 2000, 12:51 AM
Just wait till my next day off ;)

SimplyCosmic
10th Dec 2000, 01:14 AM
Well, now that Goshen has traded his wife to CHRYSt for a Slurpee, we here at PUF OffTopic Central felt all those old wedding pics would do nothing but upset the old boy.

Therefore, we went back and redid them so that the new happy couple wouldn't have any painful reminders of Goshen's 1st wife.

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_slurpeewedding.gif

Morety
10th Dec 2000, 01:16 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orkin Man
10th Dec 2000, 01:19 AM
LOL, I passed this thread numerous times (I'm to manly for wedding pictures) not even knowing the good stuff it contained. Funny stuff. *L*

SimplyCosmic
10th Dec 2000, 05:13 AM
Straight from Troma Picture's Luxurious Ohio Backlot Studios, it's the latest in film comedy.

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_cableguy.jpg

You'll laugh!

You'll cry!

Well, mostly you'll cry!

You'll never order cable again!

The Cable Guy

OshadowO
10th Dec 2000, 05:56 AM
LMAO, I'm going to recommend this thread to all my friends who keep talking about red heads:D MAybe then they'll stop talking.

_Zd_JOLT1r_
10th Dec 2000, 05:57 AM
Big up to SC Great stuff man....

http://www.chalkhills.org/images/cover/King4Day_Japan-1.jpg

Thumbs up

SimplyCosmic
25th Jan 2001, 07:24 AM
http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshentournament.png

Consider this a warning: More to come . . .

B
25th Jan 2001, 08:39 AM
http://www.geocities.com/zdclan2000/puf/spicegoshen.jpg

I always thougt that one spice was kinda weirdlooking...

SimplyCosmic
25th Jan 2001, 11:50 AM
In a surprise clan recruitment drive, MUTTS has signed on a mystery player out of southern Ohio.

Representatives for the clan refuse to release the name of their newest member, but a recent name change to GUTTS and a new logo may provide us clues:

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshenmutt.png

SimplyCosmic
25th Jan 2001, 01:23 PM
Truely a man of multiple party affiliations, Goshen can be found helping out both the Republican and Democrat parties in their times of need.

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_jessejackson.png

Here, we see him consoling the troubled Jesse Jackson over allegations that he fathered Liquid_Sin.




http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_busheducation.png

When asked about his own personal stance on education during a public relations tour for the new President, Goshen commented, "All your teachers are belong to us!"

SimplyCosmic
25th Jan 2001, 06:26 PM
http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_jeffk.png

Ph4eR m4 l33t m4dz h4X0r sK1llz. J3FfK sUx0rs!

SimplyCosmic
25th Jan 2001, 06:32 PM
http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_band.png

This week marked the beginning of GoshenPaLuser '01, a world tour for the Goshen Five after their release of the hit alblum Better Red Than Dead.



http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_waiting.png

The tour was slightly delayed in the Hong Kong airport due to flight delays.



http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_ceremony.png

Despite the busy schedule, the band makes sure to stop off for a quick religious ceremony . . .



http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_tribes.png

... and the rock star found time to play with the natives.

SimplyCosmic
25th Jan 2001, 06:34 PM
It was a three hour tour . . . a three hour tour . . .

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_castaways.png

SimplyCosmic
25th Jan 2001, 06:35 PM
Honey, I baked your favorite ...

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_cake.png

GunnerX
25th Jan 2001, 06:56 PM
Bwahahahaha!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

Um.. it's a secret my clan would like to keep a secret for a loooooong loooong time.. :D

GunnerX
25th Jan 2001, 08:08 PM
The main reason of Goshen's head colour was to infiltrate Canada and make everyone stand up for him..

http://www.geocities.com/maerst/canadiangosh.jpg

And here we have the rare and majestic Maharaja White Goshen Head Tiger..

http://www.geocities.com/maerst/tiger.jpg

ShinyObject
25th Jan 2001, 10:37 PM
ROFLMAO! SC.. YOU DA MAN!

GunnerX, thanks for enrolling me in your super secret clan. :) I won't tell anyone. ;)

SimplyCosmic
26th Jan 2001, 10:23 AM
*NEW* It's GOSHEN MAKEOVERS!

CHRYSt Before:
http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_chryst_before.jpg

CHRYSt After:
http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_chryst_after.jpg

Only $19.95! Act now as supplies are limited!

ShinyObject
28th Jan 2001, 09:11 AM
That's all fine and dandy SC. But can you make my eyes go flutter flutter flutter?

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
16th Feb 2001, 10:36 AM
None of the images work anymore :(

Prolly cause they're located at http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/ rather than http://meisterplanet.com/images/misc/ :D

I woder if theres a way to change the default red X bitmap that is displayed when an image can't be loaded to a goshen head?
It's got to be stored in a file somewhere :D

Morety
16th Feb 2001, 10:40 AM
Poor SC, now he's being asked to edit all these posts in order to make the links work again.

I will help re-link if you want SC. Let me know if you mind me editing your posts to make the links take again.

They really were works of art and deserve to be seen. :)

GunnerX
16th Feb 2001, 10:51 AM
m0rety!! Re-link them! :D

NVerxion
16th Feb 2001, 11:06 AM
yes especially for those of us who havent seen them:)

SimplyCosmic
16th Feb 2001, 11:56 AM
http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_seal_of_approval.gif

Fixed. All the pics should have been re-linked.

http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/sigs/scsig106.jpg

Morety
16th Feb 2001, 12:01 PM
/me loves this thread. Glad you fixed 'em up SC :) I just read through the whole thing again. I didn't realize you had a link to GIMP. Hell, I didn't even know what gimp was until two days ago.

mileena
16th Feb 2001, 12:41 PM
OMG. this is better than those all your base pictures. i havent laughed this hard in a long time.

0bside0
16th Feb 2001, 06:42 PM
I
am
awed



and mostly broken



you've broken me, and I cannot be fixed

SimplyCosmic
16th Feb 2001, 09:18 PM
http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_island_title.jpg

Goshen Island (http://meisterplanet.com/planetunreal/goshen_island.htm) is online now.

Just when you thought it was safe to paint your head red again . . . .


http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/sigs/scsig100.jpg

Morety
16th Feb 2001, 11:23 PM
LMfnAO!!!!!

41 Pages of Goshen Island :D

This one was my favourite.http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/dancing_goshen.gif
But I loved the zoom-in picture of Goshen swimming at the end there too. Hell, I love 'em all :D

ShinyObject
17th Feb 2001, 12:13 AM
I think there are more GoshenArt than I have posts. :)

SimplyCosmic
17th Feb 2001, 02:36 AM
http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/misc/goshen/goshen_approved.gif



http://meisterplanet.com/images/planetunrealpics/sigs/scsig86.jpg

GunnerX
9th May 2001, 12:13 PM
Just a little bump for those who are new.. :D