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XANMAN
1st Oct 2000, 02:13 PM
Ensign XANMAN of the late USS Enterprise has been
re-assigned by Starfleet Command to the USS Eternity. However the Captain's permission is required.

8-4-7-2
2nd Oct 2000, 01:11 PM
Does this mean you want to join the (in)famous crew of the USS EternAty?

If so just make a post in THE thread, and make a good appearance. Then we will find a position for you :)
We always hire motivated and qualified personal!

Also read the USS Eternaty storyline thread and visit the Eternaty website (the link is in my sig)!

Morety
2nd Oct 2000, 02:14 PM
Damn eternaty's gotta be the biggest flying toilet around, filled with all those logs.

Is there a spaceship out there that's the equivelant of one of those sewage sucking trucks with the big vaccuum hoses on them? I always wanted to take one of those trucks that was full and throw the vaccuum into reverse and nail somebody I didn't like with it.

XANMAN
2nd Oct 2000, 02:51 PM
Sign me up Scotty! I'll stay on the ship if it's good, (USS Enterprise was the flagship y'know) but if it's like what Morety said I'll steal a shuttle and head for Borg space maximum warp!

8-4-7-2
2nd Oct 2000, 03:00 PM
Don't listen to m0rety! He is just jealous about something that is bigger than him and he doesnt get.

Make a post in the storyline thread how your character looks like!

BTW, why the hell are you posting this here?

Morety
2nd Oct 2000, 03:08 PM
m0's

What could be bigger than turning a sewage-sucker truck on reverse and spraying kaka with extreme force at things you don't like?

[ACE]Revenant
2nd Oct 2000, 03:33 PM
Cool! Need more crew members.....I wanna come to......

Let me introduce myself:

I'm a 'Mercenary Trooper'
I'm a sneaky mercanery from the Microsoft-Systems
(yes,it was I who made the plan of throwing the planet of earth in total chaos just by developing a weapon of mass destruction....and disguise it as an operating system:Windows.....feared throughout the galaxy.....locking up targeting computers.....defense monitors,etc.).....I sneak......using my cloaking device....personal stealth......antigrav boots.....I sneak behind the enemy..and fúck him/her from behind......death is instant.

I only carry silent weaponry,like redeemers.

All will fall before the power of the Humper-Killer.......

I come with a 30 day warranty and certificate of authenticity.



-Revenant

XANMAN
2nd Oct 2000, 03:44 PM
You expected me to know that THE Thread was your story page!

8-4-7-2
2nd Oct 2000, 03:55 PM
THE thread is of course the story page ;)

Then we have a storyline thread to discuss future plots.

And the "what do you think about the Starship Eternaty thread" thread for discussion about the website and anything else.

And a dozen other Eternaty threads :)

Visit our website for a synopsis, a crew roster, infos about the ship, differnent articles....

The Dopefish
2nd Oct 2000, 04:47 PM
THE thread is the PuF thread. Only predecessors of the PuF thread can be labelled "Thread ][" or so on.

Wolf Blackstar
2nd Oct 2000, 04:55 PM
Is there a spaceship out there that's the equivelant of one of those sewage sucking trucks with the big vaccuum hoses on them? I always wanted to take one of those trucks that was full and throw the vaccuum into reverse and nail somebody I didn't like with it.

I believe you are referring to the Hoover-class vessels, Morety. ;)

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