Mark: There you have it folks, PuF has it's 10,000th member! So how do you feel Cougar, being number 10,000 must be pretty cool eh..............
Mark: Well, it seems he's not much of a talker folks but none-the-less, what do we have for him!
Bob: Well, Mark our first prize for being the 10,000th Puf is a...........brand new popcorn maker! The Economy size Super Pop 3000 is the latest in the popcorn market. Boasting a 30 hp engine and dual heaters this baby pops up to 365 kernels per second and that's just the beginning.
Mark: You mean there's more!?
Bob: You got it Mark, behind curtain number 2 we have a lifetime supply of popcorn to pop in that Super Pop 3000. New, Spiffy Pop is loaded with just about every imaginable thing that could in any way be hazardous to your health, but who cares, it tastes good right?
Mark: Wow Bob, I'm amazed, but that's not all is it?
Bob: Is it ever Mark?
Mark: Wel...
Bob: Of course not! Behind curtain number 3 is a brand new......ceiling fan! The tornado of ceiling fans, The Vortex will have every neighbor begging to get just a look inside Cougar's home. Not only is the Vortex sleak and stylish but it also comes with these handy-dandy sock clips. No longer will Cougar have to waste time drying socks in the dryer, now he can hang them from the fan and allow the to dry while at the same time blowing even more refreshing air throughout his home.
Mark: Wow........what do you have to say about all these wonderful things that have just been handed to you Cougar?
(now that I'm sufficiently disturbed.....yes, disturbed by my very own behavior, I will retreat back into the cave from which I came)