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Morety
21st Aug 2000, 02:55 PM
A couple of names that made me snicker...

Of course, I have a crude sense of humour. If you are, as LiquiD_SiN so eloquently puts it, a "Sensitive Prick", do not read any further.

Krusty_The_K**t

(_)_)==BIGC**K==D

EEEEEEEEE (What was funny about this one, was that they had a custome taunt binded which went: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He used it sparingly and I found it to be humourous.

Rumpleforeskin (of course :D)

Oozing_Red_Anus (With the custom taunt "Witness my anal seepage") This is actually an alias of a PuF'fer. Anyone know who?

lunchblaze
21st Aug 2000, 03:04 PM
i don't know why, because it's not all that creative, but "Uncle Whoopass" just made me bust out laughing every time i'd see him.

Troll|PuF
21st Aug 2000, 03:14 PM
The best one I ever saw was someone who called himself "His_Gay_Lover", which doesn't seem to make sense until you see the following flash across your screen:

"Big Macho L33t Killah's Killing Spree was ended by His Gay Lover!!"

or "Big Macho L33t Killah got splooged by His Gay Lover"

Sometimes I play as Your_Pet_Cat or A_Blind_Newbie

"A Blind Newbie is Dominating!"

"Your Pet Cat was shot into space!!"

Harm|PuF
21st Aug 2000, 03:45 PM
Anything with poop or spooge in it almost always makes me smile.

SU3000
21st Aug 2000, 04:14 PM
I ran into a Yourself_Again once.
Very funny to see "You killed Yourself_Again" :)

-SU :p

My_Oozing_Eye|PuF
21st Aug 2000, 05:23 PM
Is oozing red anus just a more vulgar version of my name? I'm not sure if I inspired that name or it just so happens we both like the impact of the word "oozing"

Either way it's a great name...

As far as funny names go... I enjoy people who use former pop culture icons.... ie Tammy_Faye_Baker.... or Joni_Loves_Chachi

Crap from the past cracks me up... of course most of the 13 year olds who play this game (and kick my a$$) aren't old enough to get most of these jokes! :)

MOE

Arcturus
21st Aug 2000, 05:47 PM
I'm 14 years old and I understand them perfectly :)

Bl1tZ
21st Aug 2000, 05:54 PM
On the subject of funny names, the one lunchblaze got under his signature is damn funny IMO..:)..

lunchblaze
21st Aug 2000, 11:15 PM
thanks Bl1tz.

my favorite is "a pair of titties got slimed".


out.

TailBoy_[X-Force]
21st Aug 2000, 11:19 PM
TailBoy's a pretty damn funny name too. It also makes the person sound sexy, smart and funny.

:sniper:

:instagib:

:rl:

:enforcer:

love those smiles :D :D

GunnerX
22nd Aug 2000, 12:29 AM
"poopy_pants" a good UT player

and today I saw..

scrotum_hugger

really cracked me up!!

Big giB
22nd Aug 2000, 01:49 AM
Hey guys, you know what sounds funny? PickleWeasel!

Nigma:Mekanik
22nd Aug 2000, 02:21 AM
I some time's play as:

Your_0wn_Penis

C*nt-Juice (yes, i know)

and Hairy_Taco

it's fun tho :D

Nigs

I_B_Bangin
22nd Aug 2000, 02:48 AM
Two funny names I've seen are:
8_Big_Hairy_Cocks!, who's a pretty good player!
And
John_Romero's_Mother!

buckbundy
22nd Aug 2000, 03:10 AM
[CMX]Ninjasterbaffe

she is female, but she plays godlike!!!

htp://www.cmx-clan.de/

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
22nd Aug 2000, 03:20 AM
:D

I was always fond of A_Stinky_Fart
i.e. (cut and pasting from Troll :D)
"Big Macho L33t Killah's Killing Spree was ended by A_Stinky_Fart!!"

[A$$]Infinity
22nd Aug 2000, 06:38 AM
anybody seen these?
hot_pumping_jizm
the_Bearded_Clam
the_mad_fondler

jrm
22nd Aug 2000, 07:23 AM
8_Big_Hairy_Cocks!,
who's a pretty good player!
And
John_Romero's_Mother!

HOLA!!!!!
BTW are you saying I suck ;)

STALLONE
22nd Aug 2000, 07:32 AM
Rev. Jesse Jackson
cardinal oconnor
Elian gonzales
(clan tag)sucks_cock
Tom brokav
Barbara walters
I b bangin'
Burt Reynolds

NextoneX
22nd Aug 2000, 08:01 AM
This one cracked me up, I played this quy when I was a newbie, and I thought he was a bot because he had auto-taunt turned on.

Kenny_you_bastard

You Killed Kenny_you_bastard,

Oh, also, The_AIDS_Virus, and I sometimes use Your_Lack_of_Skillz

Queen LaQuiffa|ZB|
22nd Aug 2000, 08:16 AM
These are the funniest ones I've seen.

Colostomy Bag. Yuck!

Columbine. Somehow fitting for this game.

Rotten Uterus. *gag*

I_B_Bangin
22nd Aug 2000, 08:26 AM
jrm, no I wasn't trying to say that you suck. I've only played with you a few times on Cain's, which is a pretty big server, so I don't get to see your gameplay enough to tell people that you are a good player. But if it makes you feel better I did know about your name, before I started playing UT. STALLONE and Alcoholic9 would tell me about people they played with, so your legend precedes you!

el Gato
22nd Aug 2000, 08:40 AM
Morety, do you mean Red_Oozing_Anus, with a taunt that goes "Witness My Anal Leakage"? :D I know that dude!

Notable funny one's I've seen:

Your_Mom (You were killed by Your_Mom)
MaximumSnatch
AlbinoBadBob, playing as that white-haired commando model
ReverendFeltcher

Bounca
22nd Aug 2000, 08:56 AM
Thanks for the plug el G ;) ;)

My favorite name is Full On Chubby

I saw that one night and I busted a nut laughin

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
22nd Aug 2000, 09:11 AM
My_Itchy_Nuts
Satanic_Carebear
Fanny_Batter
Gash_Phlegm
MooCowDonkeyPig (for some reason this made me laugh for ages :D)
Edible_Turd
VindalooIndaloo
Chufty_Plug

el Gato
22nd Aug 2000, 09:30 AM
RumpleForeskin,

MooCowDonkeyPig is making me laugh right now. Why? I do not know, but I'm laughing! :D

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
22nd Aug 2000, 10:00 AM
Cheers m8 :D

I don't normally use it online because it takes up way to much of the screen :D

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
22nd Aug 2000, 10:05 AM
and the taunts I usually use are

"Have some of my MEATY goodness!"
"....100% pure MEATY goodness"
"Beware my dirty wiper and balls the size of three"
"FeckingC*ntyBollox" (usually after unloading 6 rockets into the wall 2 (virtual) feet in front of me)
"I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY...smeg" (usually used after falling of Face/LavaGiant/etc)
and
"Fear my Schlong"

Switch[UF]
22nd Aug 2000, 10:07 AM
I can't believe noone has mentioned the famous Spelunkycock. To bad he/she/it isn't around much nowadays...

Morety
22nd Aug 2000, 10:21 AM
I've seen her (Spelunkycock) online in #LoL on occasion as she comes in to suck up to WAnk and Boom. Yeah, her name rates there.

I liked Skumboy's taunt when he was Father Jack "I've seen choirboys fight back harder than you!"

I was playing against a guys called sperm on Roo's the other day. I enjoyed shooting him. ;)

MRHYDE
22nd Aug 2000, 10:27 AM
I like pusswart... it makes me laugh
I also like turd buglar

Morety
22nd Aug 2000, 11:05 AM
Good to see you posting MRHYDE, it's been a while. :)

how about:

XSMasturbating

ever been killed by that?

Lord T
22nd Aug 2000, 11:10 PM
zipperhead. i dont know why but it made me die laughing. his auto taunt was "zippah!!!" also YOUR WHORE MOM. "you were killed by your whore mom." "you killed your whore mom."

I_B_Bangin
23rd Aug 2000, 12:49 AM
That Father Jack line was pretty funny, but I just thought of another name: SMURFPUMPER

Big giB
23rd Aug 2000, 01:03 AM
You know, there's a PC game named "Dink Smallwood" :p

Bozo=MD=
23rd Aug 2000, 09:13 AM
Ok, to end this thread I'll let y'all know which is the funniest nick of all times.


Y'all ready?


And you're sure about that?


Positive?


Ok, the funniest nick of all times iiis...






Terror


Yeah baby, yeah!

:D

[MUTTS] Hiteche5
24th Aug 2000, 05:31 PM
I thin kthe funniest I have ever seen is ...That Guy Over There. Just imagine the annoucer..."you just got killed by that guy over there" and "that guy over there is on a kiiling spree"

Big giB
24th Aug 2000, 06:03 PM
LOL! :D :D :D :D

Ritz
24th Aug 2000, 07:01 PM
i always liked CrotchWorm, scared a few people with that one ;)

())___Crayola___))> was a cool name too

[NeMeSiS]
24th Aug 2000, 09:03 PM
the one that made me laff

was


Chester_the_molestor




man that made me crack up


:)

el Gato
30th May 2001, 11:11 AM
I played as 'HotCarlHorseGobbler' when I was learning my new keyboard setup.

I also like:

Harry_Potter
An_Anal_Rampage (as in 'You were killed by...)

|Robot|NeXus6
30th May 2001, 11:51 AM
Actually three come to mind:

Hitler's Cock

A Crippled Ahmish Boy

CowPotPie


lol!

namu
30th May 2001, 11:59 AM
My virtual clan has some imagination too:

The_Ultimate_Sushi
your_lollyness
your_true_friend
your_confusion
packet_loss
lag
monster_lag
rampant_lag
excessive_itching
blow_bubbles
Rubber_Duckie (i 0wned a server with that name, taunting "*QUACK*" LOL)

LonerVamp
30th May 2001, 12:07 PM
How the hell bored were you that you went back to an august post from last year!?! Hehe.

I still like BurninWeedMouth the best. It's just one of those that make you go, what the hell. Then you start thinkin about it, and just laugh.

There are some other neat names I've run into, more neat than funny really. Too bad I cannot remember them so well...

REeeE{skullface}
30th May 2001, 12:25 PM
lately i have been playing under Cock_N_Balls

ok imo

Reeee

I like the His_Gay_Lover though :D

Stillborn
30th May 2001, 01:08 PM
You were killed by "a papercut" - an oldie

You were killed by "constipation" - saw him today...

You were killed by "A_Painful_Hemorroid"

You were killed by "one_hell_of_a_shot"

other funny names are:

CheRry_PoPpins - heh

cheezy_discharge- ehuu

thegirlyouwishyouhad

The Peoples Elbow - great name...

RumpleForeskin - Still laughing...

IBB - A favourite...

el Gato
30th May 2001, 01:14 PM
LonerVamp:
How the hell bored were you that you went back to an august post from last year!?! Hehe.

Not bored. Just saw some funny names and remembered this post. If you want thread resurrection, head over to OT! :D

hyrulian
30th May 2001, 01:39 PM
One of my friends joined my server with the name "The_Juggler"; all he would do is collect all the weapons and juggle them in the air. :D

LonerVamp
30th May 2001, 01:50 PM
LOL, who the hell showed me that the other month...ugh I can't recall. A 187 player I think.

7thPixel
30th May 2001, 02:01 PM
The sickest one I've ran into was:

a _vaginal_blood_fart

I've ran into that one quite a few times... Nothing like a nickname that almost makes you puke onto your keyboard....

I used to go by "Timmmmy!" back when he was introduced on SouthPark.

My taunt was: "....and the Lords of the Underworld!!!"

However, people started spamming me asking me where I was from and what this "Underworld" was.

I guess they didn't get it :)

y2rich_2k
30th May 2001, 02:01 PM
i used to use the name a_dumbass_n00b

Jancaz Bru
30th May 2001, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Morety

Oozing_Red_Anus (With the custom taunt "Witness my anal seepage") This is actually an alias of a PuF'fer. Anyone know who?

I think I've played that guy before :D

Selerox
30th May 2001, 06:27 PM
EuroLAN 3 was an awesome display of comedy nicks (as PMB will testify) :)

You were killed by Y5s_m0nk3y

Des_Lynam's killing spree was ended my John_Motson

:D

pine
30th May 2001, 06:49 PM
This is gonna take some hard thinking, I'm sure to miss some of the better ones I've seen. Oh well, here goes:

Hellenkiller!
Hideous Sh!at
Ass Lint (a name of one of my bots)
guywithgun
aNus
Sgt. Cleavage(another of my bots)
BUTT-Cryax
BUTT-CrEaTuRe (BUTT is a clan = best unreal tournament team)
Chicken McTesticles<---prolly my fav :)
rampage ("rampage is on a rampage".......well it was funny once....)
Your Hairy Penis
Pleasedontkillme
Yalithionamamatha<----wtf? I think he/she was French


Someone else posted "edible turd", I think that's made me laugh the hardest of anything. Or "you were killed by XSmasturbating."

hal
30th May 2001, 08:55 PM
Good bump. I ran into a guy the other day who must've had a key bound to change his name, because it would quickly cycle through:

3==D
3====D
3======D
oWn3d!

Kinda cheesy, but definitely original. :D

Morety
30th May 2001, 11:22 PM
I'd like to see how to do that. There was a guy on 950's server the other day, that when the final score showed, he had his name changed and it was animated b00bies!

(o_)(o_)
(_o)(_o)

and the just kept jiggling! It was hilarious!

Kray
31st May 2001, 05:23 AM
You were killed by a_big_hairy_ape.

el Gato
31st May 2001, 05:55 AM
LOL @ Morety and the jigglers!

Stillborn
31st May 2001, 06:10 AM
you were killed by a_sexually_frustrated_dildomaker...

namu
31st May 2001, 06:52 AM
The command is setname (your new name)

Now time to test my "moods" aliases :D

Athlon_2o0o
31st May 2001, 09:45 AM
you can also say some stuff about the most normal names you've seen.
I mean......I don't care if a name is unoriginal (not at all), but names like killer and blade is pretty stupid lol

Fluid
31st May 2001, 09:48 AM
You were killed by real_life

You were killed by your_insane_girlfriend

You killed George_W_Bush :D

And then some more :D

X-Chrome
31st May 2001, 10:44 AM
1. a_disgruntled_Girl_Scout (taunts: "Next time, buy my cookies!" "You're just another badge on my sash!" "Kumbaya!")

2. a_subspace_anomaly ("Shoulda kept those shields up!" "You've been probed!" "Hail THIS!")

3. a_woman_scorned ("Hell hath no fury!" "Tuck 'em in, boys!" "I always knew that life insurance policy I took out on you would come in handy some day." "Leaving the seat up can be hazardous to your health." "That's MS. Bitch to you!")

4. your_local_librarian ("When I say 'Shhh,' I MEAN 'SHHH!!!' " "Book 'em!" "Doin' it by the book!" "Shelve this one under 'F' for 'Fragged!' " "That'll teach YOU the dangers of unpaid fines!")

I've used all of these before...I always get a giggle from seeing "You were killed by..." Yes, I'm easily amused.

:p

THE-R00KIE
31st May 2001, 11:19 AM
uuuuh... "NEO" there are more than 19765 neo's in ut :)

Athlon_2o0o
31st May 2001, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by THE-R00KIE
uuuuh... "NEO" there are more than 19765 neo's in ut :)

heheehe indeed
just like terminator

qwaz
31st May 2001, 02:26 PM
Dumbest names I've seen:

Fragger.

Ace.

FireEagle.

FireHawk.

Anyone with the word "Newbie" in their name, or some derivitive thereof.

Stomper.

Sailor.

Anyone who puts "lag" in their name. No one cares that you're lagged, besides you're only saying that because you're getting whooped.

Anyone with ASCII characters in their names.

Hax0r.

Killer.

EagleStrike.

hyrulian
31st May 2001, 02:53 PM
Don't forget "56k_sucks", "high_ping", "crap_connection" and the like =P