See you...see me... online, be a UT PuF-fer!!! ][

[The Dopefish]

(I was kinda hoping this would be #100000, but...:o well.)

To all the newcomers, people returning, and the regulars...

Welcome To The PlanetUnreal Forums!

Since 1998, the PlanetUnreal (correct spelling, see title bar :D) Forums have become one of the most popular Unreal/UT related message boards on the Internet. These forums have undergone many changes since then, going from Monolith to UBB to it's present format, vB.

Take a look at the first page of the forums. Near the top, it says "Registered members: 9625". That number, although impressive, isn't just from these forums, but a large portion of that number is here. The number of posts and threads is what is even more impressive. 154787 total posts and 21755 total threads, as of 11:41 AM EST. Those two numbers alone show how popular these forums are. Obviously, you are part of a very elite group of Unreal/UT players. :)

If you haven't been around the forums very long, then you're probably wondering why I attached a "][" on the end of the topic. Back in the UBB days, a member named [PUF]BadAss posted this mother of this thread, and it got so many replies (500, or 33 pages) that it crashed. I have been able to find the address to 30 (the 4th page is broken as well as the 1st and 2nd) of it's pages, but it cannot be found in these forums. So I decided to start a new one.

The first thread was started to get people who posted at these forums and played online to add a nametag to their names that designated that they were from these forums. Most people who wear the tag wear it like this: The Dopefish|PuF. It is recommended that you do the same. :) This tag allows people to search for you on GameSpy or ngStats, pending you use ngStats.

Also, if you're not already going there, PlanetUnreal has it's own chat room on the Gameslink network: #planetunreal. The easiest way to get there in UT is just to type #planetunreal in the channel box of your Chat window and click connect. Many people there won't be wearing their PuF tags, but rest assured we try to keep our channel llama free. :) (BTW, that channel was started by a current forumer, LiquiD_Sin.)

So, if you're planning on staying here, enjoy your time!

[Zaccix]

There was already a Thread ][ (well more like a Thread 1.5 :) ), but this is probably a better way to kick off The Thread ][ :)

Oh yeah, L_S didn't start #planetunreal. It was created by PU for FragPU and other PU events. Then when PuF came about, we hijacked it, turned it upside down, put a fridge in the corner, and called it home ;)

[[ACE]Revenant]

Dopefish......some time ago you started a thread where everyone could vote......... who the best player,etc. is........I haven't seen any results...........

-Revenant

[The Dopefish]

Tell me that again on August 31. ;) </hint>

[NextoneX]

Is PuF a clan, can anyone join, and do you have matches/games against other clans? I've never been in a clan, but always thought it would be neat, but never found the right one for me, Mabe PuF?

[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

we hijacked it, turned it upside down, put a fridge in the corner, and called it home

.... it wouldn't be so bad if Zaccix didn't keep completely emptying the fridge and not bothering to replace any of the beer.

Tight git! :D

[GunnerX]

PuF is not a clan. :D We use the PuF tag to let each other know online who comes to PU Forums! And yes, we occasionally play against other forumers. You have been posting here and that already qualifies you the PuF tag. :D

Feel free to add it in anytime. :)

Also, you have been at #planetunreal so, go ahead.. put the PuF tag on!

[The Dopefish]

PuF is NOT a clan. It is just us! :) Anyone who has posted here at least once can be a PuF (it's just the llamas that we don't accept as PuFs :)).

Ocassionally, like with the all-star games and the inter-forum matches, we do round up some of our best (and available ;)) players for a few rounds of whatever, but we are NOT a clan and are not on any ladders.

[[ACE]Revenant]

No PuF is not a clan........and any forumer xcept llamas can join.......
The PuF clan (Wonder how long it takes this time before a PuF'fer comes to tell me PuF isn't a clan) has matches..... yesterday was a PuF-GTF match..........If there's a big match comming up there's usually a thread about it.......post a message there if you wanna play.....

-Revenant

[[ACE]Revenant]

Damn dopefish,you replied quicker then me.......


-Revenant

[The Dopefish]

That's why I'm the Spamfish. :)

[the~oreca]

i have not been around enough to klnow much about ut and PuF but how do you exactly know if your a llama and how come the thread was so big?

[The Dopefish]

http://www.planetunreal.com/soundoff

The Llama Farm :)

[the~oreca]

i see that i can't be a a llama with what i do
i don't post to many messages and i don't play frag enough on a game i usaly kill 1 person per game and i didn't know i sucked that much well maybe i do or it's maybe because of my ping of 500 and i play everything on low and i still get an avg. of 14 fps
although i like to play and lose some day i'm gonna win (probably not)

[OshadowO]

yeah the ping could have something to with it:) don't worry we all sucked when we started. practice and fun.

[Stosh]

the~oreca... There are some things you can do to better your ping. Playing with a 500+ ping can be nearly impossible.

Check different servers... do a 'refresh all servers' a few times. Once you find a good playable server, save it to your favorites.

Play around with your netspeed, the default is 2600, but I usually run between 1500 and 2000. (For 56k) Do a search of the UT forum, there are a few threads about it.

Check into your modem...is it a winmodem? Look into getting a good hardware modem. What kind of connection do you get to your isp.

I connect at 53,333. That's the highest you can get with a 56k. I can usually get pings well under 300, sometimes under 200, with little or no packet loss.

BTW, I was in a game with OshadowO the other day. Somebody noticed our PuF tags and asked about the PuF clan, I stated that we are an assocation, not a clan. I told him of the forums. He replied back, "I don't read, I just play" :D LOL

[[ACE]Revenant]

Just wanted to post this

http://www.vsd.cape.com/~mesh5/tension/aprilmay/images/gerbil2.jpg

-Revenant

[The Dopefish]

Post that somewhere else fewl.

[ShinyObject]

Spam is spam no matter where you put it. :)

[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

If you're going to spam go to Off-topic.

BTW Dopefish, if you're just going to use one liners, just sign off as "The Dopefish" and don't bother with your normal sig.

/me is starting to get a headache :(

PsychoMoggieBagpuss|PuF

[WebSlinger]

I don't think you should be allowed to post unless your sig is at least twice as long as your average post!

I missed the Thread, and am happy to be a part of Thread][!!!!

[Morety]

I wanna know why that guy is going to fart on the poor mouse.

Uh guys, did you remember the original post with over 500 replies? I guarantee you that at least 450 were nothing less than canned meat products.

The PuF tag can be used as seen fit by the wearer, and is intended to not interfere with clan tags. (see my sig for example)

[Morety]

btw:

In wearing the PuF tag, I have been in games with people who used to post here who I'd never have recognized.

Last week CHRYSt and I were in a game, and this player called "Vik" on the other team says he used to be a PuFfer. Turns out it was FuNKmaster. He was a regular here for quite a while.

Ran into Kokensu out of the blue too.

It's cool seeing how many people out there know the PuF tag.

[[ACE]Revenant]

Why is this thread so important dopefish?

-Revenant

[[ACE]Revenant]

Ohhhhhhhh...........now I see.......THE THREAD II.........the thread where every mortal wants his post in.........

P.S. Morety,I don't know what the picture means either..........

-Revenant

[DividedSky]

That picture is seen hanging in Richard Gere's house - I posted it in OT a few days ago :)

[[ACE]Revenant]

Why did dopefish start this thread?

-Revenant

[The Dopefish]

Because no one else had the BALLS/OVARIES to do it. :D

[GunnerX]

Stallion showed me a stress test on vB and it had 11,000 posts there. :D

So, 500 shouldn't be a problem :D

[The Dopefish]

GX: That thread was nuts. Somewhere in the ballpark of 1200+ pages. :eek:

[Vortex]

Looks like I got to post on this thread.

Anyhows, a question for Stosh (think I got the right person). How did you get that ping of 300. Mine was over around 900 at a point on my lazy 56k modem! Still managed ot kill someone with the reedemer and survived my self (even though I was well within flakking range). :)

[Zaccix]

The key to getting a reasonable ping is basically to just tweak your modem. Get hold of the docs (preferably with modem commands) and just set anything that looks liek it might help :)

There's also a great site at http://www.lagless.com that could help too.

PMB: I DO replace the beer! Someone else keeps nicking it before you get to it. /me looks sideways at Inflictor ;)

[Lord_Dragon[FB]]

i knew you were hiding something from me in #pu.

just adding my spam to the collection. :)

[Selerox]

Don't forget the #pu BBQ set either (complete with top of the range chainsaw). You might have to wipe the congealed kangaroo blood off it tho ;)

[[MUTTS] Hiteche5]

Well just to bump the thread.....WAAAAZZZZZUUUUPPP my PuF brothers and sisters!!!

[Swedix]

I'm here too.

[LogicBomb]

My eyes hurt too much writing...but I managed to sneak in at somepoint....quietly in the corner...

[Stosh]

The only thing I do is change the netspeed.... sometimes it helps, sometimes it doesn't....

I live in Southern MD and dial into Wash DC, using a metro exchange (301) it covers a lot of MD, Washington, and parts of VA. The odd thing is that my ISP is in Newport News Va.

I've had this modem for about 3 or 4 years. It's one of the old 56k USRobotics X2 ISA hardware modems. For the longest time, I could not get beyond 28.8. A couple of years ago, my ISP did something (Upgraded their equipment is what I figure). Ever since then, I get 53,333 connections everytime, rarely, very rarely I get disconnected. A couple of times in the last 2 years is it. Downloading is almost always between 5 and 5.3kbps. That seems normal for my connection so I never bothered tweaking my modem.

UT, As I said in my earlier post. The default is 2600. At that netspeed I get ping spiking and major packet loss. I try to run at 2000, but often I have to drop it lower. If I have to drop it lower than 1500, then I probably wont bother playing. For a long time, I would play at netspeed of 1000, but that would give around 15fps, really pathetic. AT 1800-2000 It's around 30fps, very playable. That's about it. If want more about the story of STOSH and HIS MODEM, you'll have to wait for the book to come out. :) hehe

[phil]

looks like this version is floundering so to say....

ya ya ya i know bad pun

[Arcturus]

I made a short appearence in The Thread.. so lets make a short appearance in The Thread ][ heehee

i notice this post is slipping down the list! come on! lets have 500+ posts on this baby :)

[The Dopefish]

:rolleyes:

[RizMan|PuF]

I wasn't around the forum when the Thread was online, so I coudln't spam that one and that's why I'm gonna join the thread ][ with my spamming.
Spam
Spam
Spam

[hal]

let's not break the Forum with this thread, mmmkay?

[LogicBomb]

I wasn't around for thread1, so this could be fun! :) but killing the board with it...it's not looking even remotly likely at this point...

[WebSlinger]

It seems like stress tests would let us post tons o' stuff here and it be ok.

So what kinds of things did people talk about in Thread1? As I understand it some good things came out of it, like meeting in #planetunreal before games, etc....

[8-4-7-2]

RizMan, you traitor! You know very well which thread is has the destiny to be the biggest one ever.

[WebSlinger]

OK I just had to dig this thing off of page 2! So out with it people! What was the BIG discussion about in the Thread 1?????????

[[ACE]Revenant]

About what.........I don't see any picture.....

Ah...I can see you're already editing your post......

-Revenant

[ShinyObject]

Why doesn't someone tell some stories from the old forums.

[LogicBomb]

It's all a bit quiet....I'm beginning to suspect that it was some high level conspiracy, where they've all been sworn to secrecy....possibly about the travesty that was 425?Who knows...

[The Dopefish]

:rolleyes:

[the~oreca]

So are we really going for it?
and I part of a thick thread like this?
oh and what was the point of this thread anyway? i forgot

[WebSlinger]

WOW, check out Dopey's custom avatar!!!!!!!!!!

[The Dopefish]

DUDE! Y5 0wnz! :D

-The Dopefish licks Yellow5's boot :)

[G-Lite]

Hiteche5: Don't know what's up, but I sure do know PuF is down ;)!!! So whe're gonna post smilies here, dopey? Well I don't. If we're gonna make a thread of 500+ posts, let's at least make it interesting so people dare to reply. Let's just talk about a few things here. Like which moderator 0wnZ. (Y5: wipe that dump looking smile of your face soldier!:D) 'Cuz if we're going on like this, it won't get any longer than that pokémon thread!

And about the modem stuff: what's a good app to change such things. I don't know anything about the netspeed or something. To me, it's all blabla. I rather do some Uscripting. Also you may find some cool stuff at http://www.tweakfiles.com to boost your whole system (!).

[8-4-7-2]

The pokemon thread? :confused:
THE Eternaty thread is already twice as big and has nearly thrice as many views! And this in less time.

I don't think this thread makes much sense. The original "See you...see me... online, be a UT PuF-fer!!!" was also mainly spam.

[G-Lite]

That's what I mean! It won't get even longer than the pm thread! So it's gonna be real short. :D

[The Dopefish]

Originally posted by 8-4-7-2
The original "See you...see me... online, be a UT PuF-fer!!!" was also mainly spam.

And this one will be too. :)

[G-Lite]

Yeah! Why don't we just get all those forum llamas over here? If they spit, spit back!

[G-Lite]

C'mon guys!!! We need to get this thread going if we want a 500+ post count!!!

SO REPEAT AFTER ME!!!

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!!

AND AGAIN!!!
And Again!!!
And again!!!
and again!!!
and again!!
and again!
again.
gain.
ain.
in.
n.
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[Arcturus]

SSSSPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

hmmm.. i believed at one point people were playing Naughts and Crosses (or Tic Tac Toe for u american peeps) in the original The Thread.

the mind boggles..

[Zaccix]

http://www.skillz.freeuk.com/nandc1.gif

Save the picture, add your move (only one :) ) and post the pic back up.

[the~oreca]

spamerific!

[Troll|PuF]

/me missed the Original Thread too :)

[TWD]

Why must you insist that we bring down the forums? Oh well. COMON PPL IF UR GONNA SPAM SPAM THIS THREAD!

[G-Lite]

If you insist:

SPAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

That should do for a while. :D

Als reverse the word spam and you get a word we all like...

[WebSlinger]

spam bumpage. SOmeone should write an opera about UT, I think Xan would be a soprano

[the~oreca]

what?

[Switch[UF]]

You forgot bacon.

[Fallen!Angel!]

spam?
oh. SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

That good enough SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM for you? :D

[SU3000]

http://ballote.leidenuniv.nl/pub/nandc1.gif

-SU :p

[WebSlinger]

UH OH Zaccix, looks like it's ON! NOW!!!!!!!!

[phil]

scooby snacks by the fun loving criminals

[G-Lite]

Let me give you some more of this HOT BURNING SSSPPPAAAMMM!!!! The spamming spammer spammed his spammable spammate!! Stupid huh? Wel let me tell ya, IT'S SPAM!!! (wow... :D I'm good ain't I? Damnit what an ego...)

Now for that Tic Tac Toe:

0|  |  
0|X|  
  |  |

[Fallen!Angel!]

0|  |  
0|X|  
X|  |

:D

[the~oreca]

what's moer fun
tic tac toe
or
unreal tournament

[The Dopefish]

Tic Tac Toe :)

[WebSlinger]

0| |0
0|X|
X| |

[WebSlinger]

Maybe if Dope's sig gets long enough it'll break the forums before this thread does

[NextoneX]

I should proabally read this, But I'm an american, If I get too smart, I'll make all the others look bad.

THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,

1787

We the people of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Article 1

Section 1. All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

Section 2. The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States, and the electors in each State shall have the qualifications requisite for electors of the most numerous branch of the State legislature. No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen. Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons. The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by law Direct. The number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand, but each State shall have at least one Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall be entitled to choose three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three. When vacancies happen in the Representation from any State, the Executive Authority thereof shall issue Writs of Election to fill such Vacancies. The House of Representatives shall choose their Speaker and other Officers; and shall have the sole Power of Impeachment.

Section 3. The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the legislature thereof, for six Years; and each Senator shall have one Vote. Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Election, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year; and if vacancies happen by Resignation, or otherwise, during the recess of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereof may make temporary Appointments until the next meeting of the Legislature, which shall then fill such Vacancies. No person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen. The Vice-President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided. The Senate shall choose their other Officers, and also a President pro tempore, in the Absence of the Vice-President, or when he shall exercise the Office of President of the United States. The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members present. Judgment in cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.

Section 4. The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of choosing Senators. The Congress shall assemble at least once in every Year, and such Meeting shall be on the first Monday in December, unless they shall by law appoint a different Day.

Section 5. Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, Returns and Qualifications of its own Members, and a Majority of each shall constitute a Quorum to do Business; but a smaller Number may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to compel the Attendance of absent Members, in such Manner, and under such Penalties as each House may provide. Each house may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its Members for disorderly Behavior, and, with the Concurrence of two-thirds, expel a Member. Each house shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy; and the Yeas and Nays of the Members of either House on any question shall, at the Desire of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Journal. Neither House, during the Session of Congress, shall, without the Consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other Place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitting.

Section 6. The Senators and Representatives shall receive a Compensation for their Services, to be ascertained by Law, and paid out of the Treasury of the United States. They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place. No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the authority of the United States, which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been increased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office.

Section 7. All Bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills. Every Bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate, shall, before it become a Law, be presented to the President of the United States; If he approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, with his Objections to that House in which it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two thirds of that house shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall be sent, together with the Objections, to the other House, by which it shall likewise be reconsidered, and if approved by two thirds of that House, it shall become a law. But in all such Cases the Votes of both Houses shall be determined by Yeas and Nays, and the Names of the Persons voting for and against the Bill shall be entered on the Journal of each House respectively. If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in which case it shall not be a Law. Every Order, Resolution, or Vote to which the Concurrence of the Senate and House of Representatives may be necessary (except on a question of Adjournment) shall be presented to the President of the United States; and before the Same shall take Effect, shall be approved by him, or being disapproved by him, shall be repassed by two thirds of the Senate and House of Representatives, according to the Rules and Limitations prescribed in the Case of a Bill.

Section 8. The Congress shall have Power to lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defense and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States; To borrow Money on the credit of the United States; To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes; To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States; To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures; To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the United States; To establish Post Offices and Post Roads; To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries; To constitute Tribunals inferior to the supreme Court; To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed on the high Seas, and Offenses against the Law of Nations; To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water; To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer term than two Years; To provide and maintain a Navy; To make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and naval Forces; To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions; To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States, reserving to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of training the militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress; To exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten Miles square) as may, by Cession of particular States, and the Acceptance of Congress, become the Seat of the Government of the United States, and to exercise like Authority over all Places purchased by the Consent of the Legislature of the State in which the Same shall be, for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, Dockyards, and other needful Buildings;--And To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof.

Section 9. The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a Tax or Duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person. The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it. No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed. No Capitation, or other direct, Tax shall be laid, unless in Proportion to the Census or Enumeration herein before directed to be taken. No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any State. No Preference shall be given by any Regulation of Commerce or Revenue to the Ports of one State over those of another: nor shall Vessels bound to, or from, one State, be obliged to enter, clear, or pay Duties in another. No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time. No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States; and no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

Section 10. No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility. No State shall, without the Consent of the Congress, lay any Imposts or Duties on Imports or Exports, except what may be absolutely necessary for executing it's inspection Laws: and the net Produce of all Duties and Imposts, laid by any State on Imports or Exports, shall be for the Use of the Treasury of the United States; and all such Laws shall be subject to the Revision and Control of the Congress. No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay.

ARTICLE 2

Section 1. The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice President chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows: Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector. The Electors shall meet in their respective States, and vote by Ballot for two Persons, of whom one at least shall not lie an Inhabitant of the same State with themselves. And they shall make a List of all the Persons voted for, and of the Number of Votes for each; which List they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the Seat of the Government of the United States, directed to the President of the Senate. The President of the Senate shall, in the Presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the Certificates, and the Votes shall then be counted. The Person having the greatest Number of Votes shall be the President, if such Number be a Majority of the whole Number of Electors appointed; and if there be more than one who have such Majority, and have an equal Number of votes, then the House of Representatives shall immediately choose by Ballot one of them for President; and if no Person have a Majority, then from the five highest on the List the said House shall in like Manner choose the President. But in choosing the President, the Votes shall be taken by States, the Representation from each State having one Vote; a Quorum for this Purpose shall consist of a Member or Members from two thirds of the States, and a Majority of all the States shall be necessary to a Choice. In every Case, after the Choice of the President, the Person having the greatest Number of Votes of the Electors shall be the Vice President. But if there should remain two or more who have equal Votes, the Senate shall choose from them by Ballot the Vice President. The Congress may determine the Time of choosing the Electors, and the Day on which they shall give their Votes; which Day shall be the same throughout the United States. No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States. In Case of the Removal of the President from Office, or of his Death, Resignation, or Inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office, the Same shall devolve on the Vice President, and the Congress may by Law provide for the Case of Removal, Death, Resignation or Inability, both of the President and Vice President, declaring what Officer shall then act as President, and such Officer shall act accordingly, until the Disability be removed, or a President shall be elected. The President shall, at stated Times, receive for his Services, a Compensation, which shall neither be increased nor diminished during the Period for which he shall have been elected, and he shall not receive within that Period any other Emolument from the United States, or any of them. Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:--"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

Section 2. The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States, except in Cases of impeachment. He shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States, whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by Law: but the Congress may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the President alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Departments. The President shall have Power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the Senate, by granting Commissions which shall expire at the End of their next session.

Section 3. He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States.

Section 4. The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.

ARTICLE THREE

Section 1. The judicial Power of the United States, shall be vested in one supreme Court, and in such inferior Courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish. The Judges, both of the supreme and inferior Courts, shall hold their Offices during good behavior, and shall, at stated Times, receive for their Services, a Compensation, which shall not be diminished during their Continuance in Office.

Section 2. The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution, the Laws of the United States, and Treaties made, or which shall be made, under their Authority;--to all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls;--to all Cases of admiralty and maritime Jurisdiction;--to Controversies to which the United States shall be a Party;--to Controversies between two or more States;--between a State and Citizens of another State;--between Citizens of different States; --between Citizens of the same State claiming Lands under Grants of different States, and between a State, or the Citizens thereof, and foreign States, Citizens or Subjects. In all cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, and those in which a State shall be Party, the supreme Court shall have original Jurisdiction. In all the other Cases before mentioned, the supreme Court shall have appellate Jurisdiction, both as to Law and Fact, with such Exceptions, and under such Regulations as the Congress shall make. The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed; but when not committed within any State, the Trial shall be at such Place or Places as the Congress may by Law have directed.

Section 3. Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court. The Congress shall have power to declare the punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.

ARTICLE FOUR

Section 1. Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State. And the Congress may by general Laws prescribe the Manner in which such Acts, Records, and Proceedings shall be proved, and the Effect thereof.

Section 2. The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States. A Person charged in any State with Treason, Felony, or other Crime, who shall flee from Justice, and be found in another State, shall on Demand of the executive Authority of the State from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the State having Jurisdiction of the Crime. No person held to Service or Labor in one State, under the Laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in Consequence of any Law or Regulation therein, be discharged from such Service or Labor, But shall be delivered up on Claim of the Party to whom such Service or Labor may be due.

Section 3. New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new States shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the Junction of two or more States, or Parts of States, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as of the Congress. The Congress shall have Power to dispose of and make all needful Rules and Regulations respecting the Territory or other Property belonging to the United States; and nothing in this Constitution shall be so construed as to Prejudice any Claims of the United States, or of any particular State.

Section 4. The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.

ARTICLE FIVE

The Congress, whenever two thirds of both Houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose Amendments to this Constitution, or, on the Application of the Legislatures of two thirds of the several States, shall call a Convention for proposing Amendments, which, in either Case, shall be valid to all Intents and Purposes, as Part of this Constitution, when ratified by the Legislatures of three fourths of the several States, or by Conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other Mode of Ratification may be proposed by the Congress; Provided that no Amendment which may be made prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any Manner affect the first and fourth Clauses in the ninth Section of the first Article; and that no State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of it's equal Suffrage in the Senate.

ARTICLE SIX

All Debts contracted and Engagements entered into, before the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be as valid against the United States under this Constitution, as under the Confederation. This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding. The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States

ARTICLE SEVEN

The Ratification of the Conventions of nine States, shall be sufficient for the Establishment of this Constitution between the States so ratifying the Same. Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and eighty seven and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth In Witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names,

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[DividedSky]

Now that's the most educational spam I've ever seen. NextoneX, can you please post the Gettysburg Address next? :)

[NextoneX]

Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new nation: conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war. . .testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated. . . can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war.

We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate. . .we cannot consecrate. . . we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember, what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here.

It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us. . .that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion. . . that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain. . . that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. . . and that government of the people. . .by the people. . .for the people. . . shall not perish from the earth.

[Big giB]

Uuh, can I be a |PuF? ANSWER ME! Hello? Don't pretend you're not there, I can hear your voices. You're everywhere...

[DividedSky]

Okay NextoneX, you think you're a smart guy, eh? How about the Canterbury Tales, in Old English! :)

[G-Lite]

BG: Sure, why not? I changed my sig too a few days ago. Nobody noticed. If your planning to stay here for a while, I think it's no problem placing |PuF in your sig or nickname.

Now let's continue our TTT game huh?

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Beat that!!!

[NextoneX]

I have it, and it's in old english, but it's huge, i would need permission from a moderator before i posted it, but here is the link

http://www.canterburytales.org/

HAH!

[Fallen!Angel!]

Beat that? Ok.

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I WIN!!! Straight accross the top!
w00t w00t w00t
SUCKER!! :D

[DividedSky]

LOL!!

/me bows down to NextoneX :) Good work!

[NextoneX]

/me unzipps

[Arcturus]

I am the ultimate cheater at Naughts and Crosses (Tic Tac Toe is a dumb name for it. it doesn't mean anything. call it by the proper UK name ok?)

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w00t! i won! hehe

[LogicBomb]

Hey Firestorm, you're playing with yourself...not a good idea in a public place...

[BishopASJ]

JUST so I can put PuF in my name.

Someday, when I grow up, I'd like to have the entire alphabet...

[Game0rz]

i was told to make this thread huge, and to spam it, so..
i thought i would make my celebrity appearance in here now...
thank you
-Game0rz

[WebSlinger]

well, I wanted to make this server available only for PuFers and for the UT corporate league thingy, so watch #pu for signs that The Web is up and running. This server's on a full t1 in Kansas City, m0, USA. PuF Ladder players, feel free to request the server for your matches (I'll ICQ ya). PuF clans, let me know when you need it for CTF or whatever. Here's what's installed...

Server version 428
Rocket Arena (upon request)
Carry the Flag (upon request)
Bonus Pack
Innox Pack
More maps...

DM
Cypress

CTF
Terra
Bollwerk
Orbital
HallofGiants

Respawn Protection upon request

because we use the server during the day for production, it can only be available outside of work hours which are 8a-5p CST

OK there ya go, see you...see me...#pu

[G-Lite]

Are there any servers running CTF4? Just wondering. I don't have a decent internet connection yet so I don't play only... yet. I really like this game mode.

Also I just had got to end that TTT game somehow. Ofcourse I new that move was possible! Let's start again ;)!!!

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[Game0rz]

can i bump this?
if not ill un bump it :D

[G-Lite]

Bumping is allowed :D! It's awefull quiet here. Spammers are everywhere, but not where you need 'em the most! Well.... uhm.... SPAM!

[The Dopefish]

For someone who missed it. :)

[hal]

Is this sick thread still going?;)

[G-Lite]

Sick isn't the right word... ;)

[JuiceEggsMcKenna]

Hey, is there some trick to enable sommersault jumping in the game? I saw someone do it on a server a few days ago and I don't know if it was deliberate or what.

[Blowfish]

Hm... never heard that one before.

Double tap forward and you will dodge forward and do the summersault, except you obviously can't see yourself doing it, but other people do.

[The Dopefish]

Originally posted by hal
Is this sick thread still going? ;)

As long as I'm still here it is. :)

[Xzibit|PuF]

yay this thread is back!! didnt the last one have like 1000+ posts in it?

[The Dopefish]

...it had a lot, but not 1000. :) We've never had a Godlike thread.

[WebSlinger]

*bump*

[Swedix]

/me wonder why it's spelled PUF-fer ?? ;)

[The Dopefish]

Historical restoration. The orignal was "PuF-fer", so I followed suit.

[The Dopefish]

We will have a Godlike thread soon...the "word association" thread in OT.

[I_B_Bangin]

After a couple of months here, I feel as though I am part of this community, so tonight I decided to add the PuF tag to my name. My new online name will be:
[SuK]I_B_Bangin'|PuF.

[BloodRain]

hmmm.. Now.. if we could only have a DM game that could support a few hundred PuF'ers.. that would be the match to end all matches! hehe Well, just joined today and no regrets.. havin a great time! Added the PuF behind my name and ill be dammned if im not playing better allready. Just wish I'd see a few PuF'ers in some of the rooms I play in.. I have yet to see one today in the dozen or so rooms ive been in.. Booyah! :)

[ShadowKi][er]

PuFers have 2 big servers. The Rooster ( U.S) And The Slaughter House (Euro)

[WebSlinger]

actually PuFfers have more!!! Go into #planetunreal and when PuF is in there type !commands and you'll see commands you can type to access PuF and PU Servers

[Vortex]

r u a member of SUK? As lead by Cadzilla? Well I donj't know if the same person runs that clan now. Anyhow, I was in that clan for a rather short time. Decided to drop out of it when they changed the name. Anyhows, what's the reason for bumping this thread?

[I_B_Bangin]

Actually vortex, the SuK tag is more for kicks with only 4 of us wearing it. i have never seen anyone wearing it online, so I didn't realize it was a clan. I wear it so that people know that I SuK. So if I do really bad, they can't really diss me, because I already beet them to it. But if I do better than them they SuK worse than I do. :D

[JuiceEggsMcKenna]

BTW, a "puffer" is a job title in the adult film industry. The puffer's job is to keep the male stars erect between takes :)

[The_Dudester]

Thought that was a "fluffer".
Oh well, maybe I'm wrong...

[The Dopefish]

No, a "fluffer" is the person who comes before the "nutter". :D

[loserkid]

the PuF server wont even work for me...

I get cennection error.. must be full then :)

m'eh :D

[JuiceEggsMcKenna]

That'd be the 436 patch probably :)

[The Dopefish]

Mwahahaha! Sick thread still going, apparently. :) This hasn't been touched in a while, so I thought I'd give the n00bs a chance to see this.

[I_AM{skullface}]

So far every Puf-fer I've met has been super cool and great sports!

Be sure anyone who hasn't checks out http://www.myleague.com/pufladder/ since I've joined I've had a great time in every game, and it's excellent to have people just chatting and getting together for fun scrims!

-I_AM

[loserkid]

ahaha... this is still going on? MUHA

[WebSlinger]

I may nee to post this elsewhere, BUT if any of you PuF'ers are in a CTF clan and you have a game against a clan that has other PuF'ers in it... PLAY IT ON THE WEB (links in signature).

Then the game will be broadcast to #theweb channel on ETG and we can all come "watch." I don't care if it's an informal scrim or a PG Match, let's all support PuFs in Clans!!!!!!

[Swedix]

Originally posted by WebSlinger
I may nee to post this elsewhere, BUT if any of you PuF'ers are in a CTF clan and you have a game against a clan that has other PuF'ers in it... PLAY IT ON THE WEB (links in signature).

Then the game will be broadcast to #theweb channel on ETG and we can all come "watch." I don't care if it's an informal scrim or a PG Match, let's all support PuFs in Clans!!!!!!
That sounds cool.
Will the games be announced anywhere?

[WebSlinger]

Originally posted by Swedix|PuF

That sounds cool.
Will the games be announced anywhere? I'm going to try to get PU posting on it :) we'll see.... Nothin set yet.

[WebSlinger]

in case you HAVEN'T seen it there's now a bookable UT server at http://theweb.dns2go.com/ You can register then book up to 3 hours at once of CTF, DM, or TDM

[The Dopefish]

I think we have to face the facts: this thread will never be as long as the original. :)

[Techno JF]

Hey, I'll do my part! (Insert excessive SPAM remarks here.)

[Gamma_Sword]

Even though I've been here for a short time so far, I'm starting to like this place! In fact, PlanetUnreal is my start page!

After reading some of this thread, I must say we all must do what we can to make this thread big as the older one did! I shall do my best (but I don't spam, honest!)

Eventually, I'll be a well-known PuFfer in a year or two... or I hope so. :)

[Harlock]

Wow... looking through the thread I have seen a lot of new blood. Are there any people left that can beat my registration date *L*?

[I_AM{skullface}]

I can't beat your registration date, but it's awesome to see Captain Harlock in the house!

-I_AM

[WebSlinger]

OMG I just realized how old this Thread is. What's freaky about it for me is that it's start date Aug 14th is my daughter's birthday.

[pine]

Originally posted by war-ped
scooby snacks by the fun loving criminals

That's my anthem!

"running around, robbing banks all whacked on scooby snacks...."
:D

my little spam contribution to this nice spammy thread ;)

[The Dopefish]

Originally posted by WebSlinger
OMG I just realized how old this Thread is. What's freaky about it for me is that it's start date Aug 14th is my daughter's birthday.

I had full intentions of that occurence. ;)

[hal]

Originally posted by Matsumoto
Are there any people left that can beat my registration date *L*?

hmmmm

[Jancaz Bru]

These old threads are always interesting...

BUT NOT WHEN THEY'RE 6 PAGES LONG AND TAKE AN HOUR TO READ! :D

[Curlymoo]

;)

14th aug my birthday as well.....spooky
i agree with skullface ive met a few PuFfers online and they are
all very good sports and pleasent people to play with.

[pine]

Originally posted by Matsumoto
Wow... looking through the thread I have seen a lot of new blood. Are there any people left that can beat my registration date *L*?

Hehe, and look at that postcount......man, you're the ultimate lurker ;)