It has come to my attention that far too much of my time is being eaten up by things such as work, family, etc. My time playing UT has since been reduced to several hours a week. As a result of this unfortunate occurance, I have set forth on a task to find a "clone" of myself to take over my otherwise boring chores so that I may persue a more active UT life. I don't have the brains to figure out how to actually *create* a clone, so I will settle for someone who resembles me and could convice someone of at least average intelligence that they are indeed me. The right person for the job will possess a strong work ethic and not require any holidays. A strong background in computer networking is essential to take over my present job as a network admin. If you don't possess the skills required, simply go out and purchase an MCSE certificate and learn the fine art of BS. Persons with actual skills in my field will usually be given priority over those with only BS skills. The fringe benefits are few, and the job description is too long and diverse to outline in the buffer of this message box. If you feel you have the right stuff for the job, please email me a picture and your salary expectations. Let it be known that no employee, regardless of skill, gets to sleep with my wife. That is a benefit only offered to upper management.
Regards,
Arkive
Regards,
Arkive