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Zaccix
3rd Aug 2000, 02:31 PM
Earlier today I was bored so I came up with this. Why Skum? Because it fits with "slim" :)

The Real Skum Shady

May I have your attention please.
May I have your attention please.
Will the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
I repeat, will the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Bollox where is that muthafuxxer?

Yíall act like youíve never seen a l33t person before.
Jaws all on the floor, like LK, like Voyd just burst in the door.
Started whoopiní his a$$ worse than before.
He called him a shock whore, so Voyd fried him with the launcher.

Itís the return of the...Oh, wait, no way, youíre kidding.
He didnít just say what I think he did, did he?
And Sel said...Nothing, you idiots!
Sel's dead, heís locked in my basement!
Them jealous llamas love Skummy Skum.
Fragga-fragga-fragga, Skum Shady, Iím sick of him, look at him.
Walkiní around spammin' his you-know-what.
Fraggin' you-know-who (Yeah, but he'd 0wn you though).
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose.
But no worse than whatís goiní on with spawn campers in Face fool!
Sometimes I wanna jump on a server and just let loose.
But canít, but itís cool for LPB's and their ping. What's the use?
My rifle's on your lips, my rifle's on your lips
And if Iím lucky you might just get blown to little bits.
And thatís the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know how to frag a camping b1tch.
Of course theyíre gonna know what camper fraggin is by the time they hit 4th grade.
They all got computers, donít they?
We ainít nothiní but fraggers.
Well, some of us cannibals who frag other people even after they've passed away.
But if we can frag spawn snipers and campers.
Then thereís no reason that a llama and another llama canít elope.
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your miniguns, sing the chorus, and it goes

Iím Skum Shady.
Yes, Iím the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So wonít the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, Please stand up.

ĎCause Iím Skum Shady
Yes, Iím the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So wonít the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.

Gouryella has to be a llama.
Well I don't, so f**k him and K7 too.
Think I give a damn about spamming?
Half of you fewls can't even aim at me, let alone frag me.
"But Skum what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you can die in my path to get me here?
So you can sit me here, next to Britney Spears?
I'd better feel her tits before I switch me chairs.
And sit next to Rooster and Voyd and Rock and LK.
And ask, before they frag me, how was their day?
Yeah they put me up on the news on PU.
But that's only cos PU think I'm that good too.
I should email them and tell them to correct their mistake.
But I'm enjoying this now so I'll have my cake.
I'm sick of all you little girl and boy llamas, all you do is annoy me.
So I have been sent here to destroy you.
And thereís a million of us just like me, who frag like me.
Who just donít give a fuxx like me.
Who dress like me, walk, talk and spam like me.
It just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!

ĎCause Iím Skum Shady.
Yes, Iím the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So wonít the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.

ĎCause Iím Skum Shady.
Yes, Iím the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So wonít the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.

Iím like a headtrip to listen to Ďcause Iím only sayin'
The stuff you joke about with your friends at your LAN par-tay.
The only difference is I got the bollox to say it and not get walloped.
By PMB or Scragged or the Euro crew at all.
I just get on the server and rip it and whether you like to admit it.
I just frag em better than 90% of you players out can.
Then you wonder how can kids play these games like they're on valiums.
Itís funny 'cause at the rate Iím goiní when Iím 20.
I'll be the only person left in the nursin' home fraggin'.
Pinchiní nurses a$$es when they tell me to go hit the hay when I want just one more game.
Just one more for today, but this charm isn't working.
In every single person is a Skum Shady lurkiní.
He could be workiní at Mattel making plastic burgers to send to hell (McDonalds).
Or in the arcade 0wning, screaminí "I donít give a fuxx!"
With his feet back and the volume up.
So will the Real Shady, please stand up.
And put one of those fingers on each hand up.
Then be proud to be l33t and outta your mind and outta control.
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Iím Skum Shady.
Yes, Iím the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So wonít the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.

ĎCause Iím Skum Shady.
Yes, Iím the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So wonít the Real Skum shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.

ĎCause Iím Skum Shady.
Yes, Iím the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So wonít the Real Skum shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.

ĎCause Iím Skum Shady.
Yes, Iím the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So wonít the Real Skum shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.

Ha-ha.
Guess thereís a Skum Shady in all of us.
Letís all stand up.

{PSX}BLenDeR
3rd Aug 2000, 02:37 PM
DUDE, you have WAYYY too much time on your hands

The Dopefish
3rd Aug 2000, 02:37 PM
Anyone wanna do the Real Dope Fishy? :D

SkummyB|BuF
3rd Aug 2000, 02:44 PM
That rules :)

It's about me which makes it even better :D

GunnerX
3rd Aug 2000, 03:51 PM
*clap* *clap* *clap*

That rocks!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

|H|Alarion
3rd Aug 2000, 03:55 PM
ROFL! nice one Zac ;P

Arcturus
3rd Aug 2000, 03:59 PM
how long did that take u zac?

Boom
3rd Aug 2000, 04:02 PM
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/eek2.gif

Holy Macaroni!!!

Nice job man!

DedMeat
3rd Aug 2000, 05:18 PM
So whats it gonna take to get you to perform that at the Euro-PuF LAN meet ??

Game0rz
3rd Aug 2000, 06:04 PM
Kicks ***!

very funny ****!

Clayeth
3rd Aug 2000, 06:10 PM
Someone really should record that onto an MP3. Can anyone in here rap? That's even better than "Will the real Slim Shady please shut up".

There's one thing you should change though:

"Well, some of us cannibals who frag other people even after they've passed away." Hmmm... How about "even after they've feigned dead"

Abso-frickin-lutely halarious

The_Inflictor
3rd Aug 2000, 06:30 PM
LMAO

Not only do you have too much time on your hands...you also know the words, more or less, of the original.

Hang your head in shame ;)

Ruffrider
3rd Aug 2000, 06:31 PM
i like it

Temporary Account
3rd Aug 2000, 06:39 PM
That's freakin' hilarious!! You rule!

~Cobra~
3rd Aug 2000, 06:59 PM
whatever happened to that UT poem/song thread?

btw.. that r0cked man!

Big giB
3rd Aug 2000, 07:11 PM
Dammit Boom, where the hell do you get those smylies? BTW Nice song, i like it!

Selerox
4th Aug 2000, 03:37 AM
So that's why you've been quiet recently Zacc :)

Sel said...Nothing, you idiots!
Sel's dead, heís locked in my basement!

It's cold and dark in here! Let me out! ;)


[Edited by TSO_Selerox[PuF] on 08-04-2000 at 05:52 AM]

ShadowKi][er
5th Aug 2000, 01:58 PM
Zaccix: great song...Now we have to hire some rapper that will rap it 4 us.

RaptoR
24th Nov 2000, 04:07 PM
Bumpage........

i never actually read this post all the way through, but it's really funny :)

[ACE]Revenant
24th Nov 2000, 04:20 PM
Ownage!

I've read it all.......and it roxorz......!!

-Revenant

The_Inflictor
24th Nov 2000, 05:36 PM
What isn't funny is that Eminem is still spouting crap after 6 months (shame he wasn't a one-hit-wonder).

WebSlinger
24th Nov 2000, 05:58 PM
now that I know Skum and Zac a bit better I have read this and enjoyed it...

ciao4now...

NastySanchez
24th Nov 2000, 06:17 PM
There's your ticket to America. ;)

[Ci]Morgan
25th Nov 2000, 05:23 AM
Oh my... :)