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Mr.Smallberries
9th Jun 2000, 03:39 AM
Jenny, I tend to agree completly. :D

Speaking of which... ugh. My aching head! I hope Wank faired a little better in the hangover department than I. Up until 4:00am. Not enough water. Look out work, here I come!

/me needs a green smiley face

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Jing
9th Jun 2000, 03:42 AM
OMG that was funny as hell
gonna be late for class, put i'll post screenies so you guys can follow some of the funny stuff siad (in all the mistyped glory =)

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WAnk
9th Jun 2000, 06:45 AM
ok, so here we are. i have the rest of a half gallon of TERRIBLE rum here staring me in the face. if it takes all night, i vow to finish it. it is nasty sh!t but that is ok, i will finish it! this is what i get for accepting alcohol from strange, yet attractive women. i would like all drunk pufs to unite and join me in my quest t o rid the world of all bad alcohol by consuming it! the evil must be stopped!! i will not allow myself to let you guys submit yourself to alcohol as bad as this. it in a plastic bottle for christs sake!!!!

I HEARBY PROCLAIM THIS THREAD TO BE THE OFFICIAL DRUNKEN THREAD OFF PUF!

i will continue to update throughout the night, and encourage any other drunk pufs to post here as well, tonight and in the future!!

here is to all good drunkeness!!! w00t!!!!

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CaSCaDe
9th Jun 2000, 06:47 AM
HAIL TO ALL THAT IS LIQUID!!!!!

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Mr.Smallberries
9th Jun 2000, 07:04 AM
I'm going to have to second that, and stand united with my brother Wank. As a drunken PuF myself, I have no idea what the hell he's talking about. I can only drink with him this eve, and hope that the bottom of my Jack Daniels bottle (glass is the stuff, yo!) holds the answers.

And to that end, we've formed a temporary clan. MDP 0wnz J00!

- ]MDP[MrSmallberries (More Drunk PuF's!)

Pope
9th Jun 2000, 07:31 AM
I have never forumed while drunk, only fragged (been fragged mostly :)). I can't imagine how you can read let alone write...

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King Slayer
9th Jun 2000, 07:48 AM
Hey fellow Lushes!

I dont know what a Puf is but I drink, smoke and play Ut, that's what I do. Hail to the Beer God...

WAnk
9th Jun 2000, 08:04 AM
OHHHHHHH yah!!! me and Mr.Lushberries here are going buck!!! ]MDP[ owns you!!!! hehehe, well come and join us in #planetunreal, we are still drinking and thinking of going to frag a bit ehhehe!! :) this is fun stuff :)

-]MDP[WAnk|Hfb

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DSV_Selerox[PuF]
9th Jun 2000, 08:09 AM
I could hjoin in with this drunken duborchery, as I have some Stella Artois in the fridge.

But it's 10AM so I won't... :)

Hail to the king (beer) baby!

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WAnk
9th Jun 2000, 09:14 AM
time rfo update!!! we are still here, me and berries (the durnk one) were playing a game and we were on a team and we won!!! it was funny!! i was playing dragon ash ( he had the most pointsin the game) and he telefrageled me with the flag so i god t hm back and telefragaed him back with the flag it was funny!!1 i had some lucky flak spams that had to make hhim mad, so i ma sorry dragon ash! :( it was fun plyaign, and i will be back soon, i am just habing more to drunk!! i still have some rum ,but not much. it still tastes bad, and that is bad!! i dont 'kt think i can finish it all tonight , i am sorry to dissapoint you guys, i tried :(

-]MPD[DRUNK|WANK|Hfb

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Mr.Smallberries
9th Jun 2000, 09:22 AM
Well, I have to say, this has been an interesting evening to say the least. :) As good as I can type now, that's as good as Wank can play. As bad as Wank can type now, that's as bad as I can play. =-) Drunk Wank 0wnz j00!! I can't play for jack sh!te! :)

I'm thinking that work is going to be hell tomorrow, but it matter not. Drunk PuF has represented well! As Wankster said, we rocked the casbah with our mad skillz!

WAnk
9th Jun 2000, 09:25 AM
this has defineitely been a fun night mr lushberrries :) we have drank a lot, and dtryed to type a lot more!! hehe, cascsade has been talkign to us toooo, it is pkertty fun :) we are listineg to songs and such. i htink this should be a weekly think, we can get al l the puf sdrunk totherther and have a durnk night! <--- that sentance didn't come out well loll!! hehe, well, if you are tdrunk, post in here! :)

-]MDP[ OWNZ J00!!!!

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el Gato|PuF
9th Jun 2000, 10:29 AM
Man, If I had known you were drinking bad liquor last night... I have a half bottle of Whiskey that I do not know where it came from. Must have beed from my last party, but it tastes like paint thinner. Bankers Club, anyone?

BaronSamedi
9th Jun 2000, 11:20 AM
Drunken PuF's

All gather, for tonight is Friday night....the night where the baron hits the town!

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"Tiz i Saron Baramedi!!"

"She turned me into a newt!.....I got better!"

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BaronSamedi
9th Jun 2000, 11:21 AM
Jack Daniels Ownz j00!

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"Tiz i Saron Baramedi!!"

"She turned me into a newt!.....I got better!"

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Bounca
9th Jun 2000, 11:50 AM
The Dwarf says drink up. Just don't hurl on the keyboard! ;)


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el Gato|PuF
9th Jun 2000, 12:56 PM
Hey look, it's CliffyB! Oh, sorry, it's just Cliff Clavin...

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Blatant Bastich
9th Jun 2000, 01:21 PM
HI!


/me whispers "sorry I meant hi. Hows your head lil bro"

Phe4r the Assprin
pet the assprin
kiss the assprin



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Bottle of Tequila $19
Falling into the lava while drunk...Priceless

jenny?
9th Jun 2000, 02:03 PM
send me your uhh.. oregano, yeah that's it! screw alcohol i hate puke :o

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Wolf Blackstar
9th Jun 2000, 02:15 PM
Ever notice how "a couple of beers"=the whole case?

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SpelunkyCock
9th Jun 2000, 04:06 PM
You guys are silly!!

:)

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Troll
9th Jun 2000, 06:53 PM
You BASTAGES! :)


Ms Troll was drinking last night too, and by 10pm no one was about in the channel to frag with so Ms Troll got some food and went to sleep. To think I could have participated in this drunken spree of fragging and debauchery. :(

Oh wait...never mind. I got a full night's sleep and I'm NOT SUFFERING FROM A VICIOUS HANGOVER so hahahahahahahaha!

umm..yeh.

;)

you nuts.....

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Morety
9th Jun 2000, 07:22 PM
Friday night. Let's see, I have a baseball game, then am going to the bar. I've got several bottles of JD in the basement for when I get home. I do believe....

FRIDAY NIGHT IS DRUNK NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Morrada
9th Jun 2000, 07:59 PM
Being a product of an older generation, of higher education and more sophisticated taste, I find it appalling that you (Wank, Smallberries, Troll, etc….) would stoop to such a low degree of taste as to drink rum from a plastic bottle or that foul tasting alcoholic substitute, Jack Daniel’s. The next time you feel the need to participate in such a childish and impish behavior I would hope you would inform me kindly. I would gladly volunteer my services as chaperone for the Drunken Frag Party. Of course as your Chaperone I would have to indulge is some of the frolicking behavior, which I am sure would include an indulgance of 18-year-old bottle of Oban single malt scotch. Poured over an iced filled highball glass with just a splash of water. Come to thank of it, I’ll just go ahead and start now and wait for your invitation!

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[F-U]Ruffrider
9th Jun 2000, 08:01 PM
I vow to drink every last drop of Jamacian rum in this house... as long as I can find some one to give my car keys.

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The_Inflictor
10th Jun 2000, 12:34 AM
Hello, my hard disk ahs finished defragging and many drinks ahve beeen sunk sicne then .

Drink ownz loo, so ont deny it!!

Ilove beig a pisshed. briliannt

Mr.Smallberries
10th Jun 2000, 03:34 AM
LOL! And the thread goes on and on! :)

/me is hoping Trolls comes back from her drinking tonight and posts here. :D

-]MDP[MrLushberries

Ender
10th Jun 2000, 06:27 AM
ok, right now im so messed up its hilarious

to jing, LK, and all the ppl i pleyued LMS with earlier tonite, great gammes, was nice to play with some PuFs sof once

as you can see i cant type for ****znit, i think i drank a 5ith of gin so im pretty much worthless at the moment ansd will be for a few hours do there is no way i can play UT, i think i would get xick of something.

im going o watch a movie cuz eertything is spinning

Ender

note: this is a seriosu post, im this drunk, i will post tomorow with a hangover update =)

Jing
10th Jun 2000, 06:45 AM
Ender, gg...close game that one time =)

consider how drunk you are, wanna rematch? =)

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~Cobra~
10th Jun 2000, 06:59 AM
you silly guys....

i bet drinking and playing UT would make me too dizzy..

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Salmoneus
10th Jun 2000, 08:35 AM
I've got kind of a hangover right now, but tonight I'm back in buisness! I will (in no particular order): drink beer, have a barbeque (burned pig n stuff is great frag food, lots o nutrition) and PLAY UT WHILE BEING DRUNK! I loose points on ngStats BIGTIME but who cares?!

And I will also play Redneck Rampage! If you haven't tried it you have missed something.
You can actually be drunk in the game!!! And loose balance and puke if you drink too much!!!!! Very realistic!


/Salmoneus[Drunk] of AlcoFraggers (huh?)

The_Inflictor
10th Jun 2000, 08:58 AM
Yep. Sometimes alcohol has an enhancing effect on UT abilities.

One thing though, hangovers and UT DON'T mix. I've just had my lilly arse kicked from here to eternity. It felt like everybody was picking on me :(

And did I really type that $h!te last night...can't remember it!

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WAnk
10th Jun 2000, 09:21 AM
holy shnikes, that was a doozy of a hang over. rum from plastic bottles blow, but it was almost gone :) oh man, the highlight of my night was me finding an almost bottle of 151, and swigging the rest of it :D well, it was damn fun, and yah, i was feeling it the next morning, but it was worth it :)

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Ender
10th Jun 2000, 04:13 PM
oh hell yes Jing, Im positive we will be having some rematches in the future

as for my hangver . . . .I dont have one!!!!!!!! wooohoooo damn Im happy I drank all that water last night

ok im done

Ender

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Goughmezz
10th Jun 2000, 05:20 PM
Brilliant posts!!!! BWAhahahahaha!!! Holy ****! With people like this playing UT, I don't think I'll ever go back to Q3 forums!!!! BORING!!!

Finally, a place where beer drinkers can unite and play drunk! LOL

Here's to you fraggers! Drink that gallon of bleach for me will ya???

"Beers are like potato chips; you can't have just one" - Goughmezz

Jing
11th Jun 2000, 09:09 AM
drink a gallon of bleach?
no thanks, if i want to drink something that will burn all the way down, I'll drink something alcoholic. =) or was that your point?

Ender: =) I saw you PM for IP today, but i guess RA is not to your liking? I think it was RA. Maybe it was something else. Now i don't remember anymore =) But I was rather surprised with myself...I truly do not do well at 1v1 type matches (although I am getting better. I actually beat Ruffrider one Match at RA Akuma! yay me! =) [that match was 2-1; and i only won that once. Then i had to play cobra. I could swear i could hear someone laughing really hard....]

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The_Inflictor
11th Jun 2000, 09:17 AM
Nah, bleach is for pussies.

Gimme meths anytime :)

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Switch[UF]
11th Jun 2000, 11:51 AM
I always run out of beer and booze before I actually need them. Can anyone tell me why? :(


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Actually I had figured out something really great to write here. But then I forgot it.

Phonics_Monkey[kd]
11th Jun 2000, 01:54 PM
Hah, if you were so refined, you would know that only barbarians drink single malt scotch with ice!

Ender
11th Jun 2000, 04:10 PM
Jing I would have played but I recently reinstalled UT and havent gotten around to reinstalling RA

rest assure i will today and be ready to die at the hands of PuF'ers

Ender

Troll
11th Jun 2000, 07:03 PM
well last night could have been some neat additions to this thread. However...in my condition I could not find my cigarettes half the time, let alone the forum. I think my drunken babbling in the matches more than made up for anything I might have put here.


Drunken rampages through the servers of UT land are great fun, and even more fun when you are accompanied by the One and Only Mr Lushberries himself.

At some point my vision cleared enough to look at the screen and notice that on my favorite map (Curse), Mr Lushberries had won the match over about 10 other people and was doing the Drunken Blue Chick dance. Ms Troll was hovering near the bottom with the few frags she garnered with stray bullets while running into walls. I kept getting stuck under the stairs and despite my hopes that someone would find me and put me out of my disoriented misery, no help was forthcoming.


This win on Curse was an amazing comeback for the Lush One, since the previous match on Deck had given him a whopping score
of -1. I think he spent the whole match flailing about in the slime.

I wrap up this synopsis of the evening with a word to the wise:
Never ever ever play Peak while toasted. Respawning at the rate of 5 times per second can make one a bit nauseous.



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Alcoholic9
11th Jun 2000, 07:21 PM
4pm sunday and I'm workin on a case! Thank god I don't feel like playing right now! Hmmm....maybe after I finish the case and start dippin into my goldschlager! Then I can really get my @ss kicked all over the servers! Yeah....that sounds good!

The_Inflictor
11th Jun 2000, 07:53 PM
Goldschlager = nice :)

I had one of my best ever New Years on that stuff in Edinburgh. Thing was, I also had the worst hangovers ever imagined the next day :(

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WAnk
11th Jun 2000, 08:49 PM
mwahaha, i am here and i am hungover again :D too bad i can't go on drunken rages through servers anymore. i will try to make it into mirc however :)

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Goughmezz
11th Jun 2000, 11:37 PM
Let's see here was that number 3? Or was that the fourth? Oh well *Crunchs beer can and hurls it into the trash*.

el Gato|PuF
12th Jun 2000, 01:18 PM
I was a wino for a year while in college. 80% of what I drank was wine. 1.5 liters in 1 or 2 hours will do you in quite nicely. Best part is that I had NO hangover the next morning. Real nice. But now I'm sick of it, cannot drink more than one glass.

Which is OK, leaves more room for the hard stuff!



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Bounca
12th Jun 2000, 04:31 PM
Two things:

1)Lets just say my skin may have more of a yellow hue to it than when I was younger.

2)And, my love handles are starting to form a rain gutter for my waist

..have fun kids, just dont drive

]LoL[^Troll^|PuF
18th Jun 2000, 07:27 AM
well folks it's that time again! Drunken PuF Fraggin' on a Saturday night!

Mr LushBerries (my partner in drunkenness) and I just got done with a nice bit o' fraggin to start off the drunken rampages. This goes to show you that LoL IS the drunkennest clan on the planet (and we seem to do better in that condition)

Mix Low Grav Instagib CTF and 2 Drunken LoL'ers and you have OWNAGE!


Addendum: well as you can see I have edited this message about fifty billion times because not ONLY can I not get a custom status here but UBBcode HATES me.

one more try:

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Mr.Smallberries
18th Jun 2000, 07:37 AM
Yes, yes... it's all true. Drunk again. Kicking tail again. LoL ownz in drunkeness. Methinks it's time to do battle with another drunken clan. If any exist, let it be known that I've thrown out the gauntlet!

Woo hoo! :D

-MrLushBerries

SkummyB|BuF
18th Jun 2000, 07:44 AM
I'm nto drnk, *SMACK!! walks into wall* no realy. hwo cn u say im pished, i nver tuched a drp. *passes out*

Mr.Smallberries
18th Jun 2000, 07:46 AM
If you don't want to click the link....


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]LoL[^Troll^|PuF
18th Jun 2000, 08:10 AM
oh bloody hell.

UBBcode hates us both.

Tripod evidently has a fear of direct serves of URLS.

Hence...here's the bloody link :)
http://members.tripod.com/~ErisianMystery/drunkfraggin.jpg

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Mr.Smallberries
18th Jun 2000, 08:19 AM
For context, please look back a page.

I would also like to apologize for the duplication of images. LOL.

Huh?

-MrLushBerries

WAnk
18th Jun 2000, 08:48 AM
hehe, i am still a big fan of telling everyone in the server that i am drunk :) that is why i play as ]DRUNK[WAnk, it is awesome. back in the day, i used to play as |DRUNK|WAnk with a bunch of my |elite| buddies, and we would just rampage through servers all completely blitzed, it was hilarious :D

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SU3000
30th Jun 2000, 11:29 PM
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WAnk
1st Jul 2000, 12:28 AM
hoorah!!!! i am very impressed, i must say :D

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<[Ci]The_Dopefish|PuF> wank (wank) n., vb., sl. 1. sexual intercourse 2. to attempt sexual intercourse on inanimate objects, i.e. flagpoles (;))

BeerGun
1st Jul 2000, 01:08 AM
I was sooo drunk I had to leave the UT forum and come over and join you cribbage players cuz I could barely type anymore... anybody up for a game o cards?
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WAnk
2nd Jul 2000, 08:56 AM
well i am fairly drunk at the moment, mostly buzzed, and boy does it feel good. my friends family had this family canada day party thing, so me and my friends just dragged the cooler of beer over to a corner of the yard. it was a pretty good time :D

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<[Ci]The_Dopefish|PuF> wank (wank) n., vb., sl. 1. sexual intercourse 2. to attempt sexual intercourse on inanimate objects, i.e. flagpoles (;))

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

I wish I had to poop more.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> - Boom

]LoL[- Strength, Honor, Nudity, VODKA!!!!!

Arcturus
2nd Jul 2000, 09:45 AM
no..nwo lissen rihgt.. lets juust gte one thingh straigt.. its nott hte drink talkin here, its mee!

*pukes up* ... thats the drikn talkin i think

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Arcturus
2nd Jul 2000, 09:57 AM
DAMN!! That's what you call a repeat post.... heehee ooops

seriously i didnt think i clicked on it that many times (mustve bene al that alkohol eh?)

i'll try and delete 'em if i can

Nigma:Mekanik
2nd Jul 2000, 10:13 AM
LMAO @ FS

Arcturus
2nd Jul 2000, 10:31 AM
right... deleted all those repeat posts. i dont think anyone notic.... damn! nigma saw it.
nigma - forget about all those repeat posts u just saw ok? :)

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WAnk
15th Oct 2000, 07:17 AM
omfg iajm fookking drunk bahwahhaa, no onwe give me 151 dan mroe!!!!!!!!

Selerox
15th Oct 2000, 09:35 AM
WAnk showed up in #planetunreal earier today in a state that can only be descibed as beyond paralytic :)

He played a game against some of us and did pretty well, for someone who could barely spell his own name (he beat Firestorm :) )

He then proceced to tell #planetunreal that he had tried putting a football (soccer) goal on the school roof, but he fell off...

When asked how he was, he said he thought he was ok, to quote from him:

<WAnk> I am not dead

Another boring day in the life of PuF's very own WAnk ;)

Krypton|BuF
15th Oct 2000, 08:11 PM
Whadchua tlkin baut???!

WAnk
4th Nov 2000, 07:35 AM
thought now woudl be a good time to start up this thread :D hopefully i will be able to contine it tomororws :) anyways, i went out "klumping it" with my friends. i still don't know what that means, but apparently i have done it now. i didn't get to do anything cool or anything, i just kind of left because it was boring. anyways, tomorrow i plan on being completely trashed so it should be some more drunken fun. tonight doesn't count, becuase i can still kind of type ;) that means i am no truely close to being drunk :)

The_Inflictor
4th Nov 2000, 09:22 AM
I must admit that I graced #planetunreal in a semi drunken state last night :D

I challenged LK to a 1v1, but he was too scared to lose ;)

WAnk
5th Nov 2000, 06:59 AM
heOLSOS!!! I OWNSD sorory i left my caps longsk on , iwas tykpng in all caps!!! oh no
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holy ****, i don't know what i soing on, skum and the other dudes in lanst unreal rulz0rs!!! w00t w000t hui jsa;dl:D:D :D:::D:D hi to sLSOL<>!!>>j

WAnk
5th Nov 2000, 07:01 AM
HIT!!! i am drinkt to find the keyuboard but i am not doing so well, oh wll ,i iwil dtrry to do god. i i am oing to install win98 toimorrow so i cam play IT again, so i can play you gust, because it is vufuf, i don't kno what is really goihg on, but i it s all bood !! w00t0t 0oajds!!!!!!

Temporary Account
5th Nov 2000, 07:10 AM
Y'know..I've never been so drunk I couldn't type before..I can't possibly fathom how ****ed up you must be right now :D

WAnk
11th Nov 2000, 05:59 AM
HIIIIIIIIII DRUNKKD FRAGGRES!!!!!!! I AM BACK WTH A BENGANCE!!!!!! (YES THAT IS HWO i meant the word, i am ben, and i am bakc with a vengacne :D) anyways, fosrry about the caps, i got a liettel out of congrol i guess. oh well, haappy drunkeness to all of you!!!!!!!! drunk fraggers threand owns z yoo all!!!!!!!! drunkenens is goooooooooooood!!!!!!!! w0000000000000t!!!!!!! yeayaaah for drunk fraggers :D

The Dopefish
11th Nov 2000, 11:51 AM
LOLOLOLOL :D

keet
11th Nov 2000, 04:13 PM
The world is full of drunks, and it's cool to be one of them.
Well this is my story.
Once upon a time the sun smiled down upon me and I was blessed with a good job, great car, nice house, and wonderfull girlfriend. But, life turned it's ugly black face to me and I fell upon black days.
My job turned sh_tty, my car was repoed, I had to move, and that girl was really a psycho-slut from hell.
So I thought what is one to do?
I can cry and feel sorry for myself OR, I can consume insane amounts of alcohol at all hours of the day and night and continually play UT and gib the hell out of everyone, including myself, woops.

There is no better stress reliever than a jug of alcohol and a fully loaded flak cannon, except maybe a redeemer.

So if you see some fool stumblin down your DM hallways it's me on a mission to gib you, but if I,m stumblin alot don't worry, I'll probably frag myself.

Drink on brothers!!! SOUNDCLIP (insert belch here)
(vomit optional)

WAnk
18th Nov 2000, 04:45 AM
the wroold is full df ddrunk iand i am drunk!!! why must i be the mnost quated drunk in the histroy fo hte hilarity that is puf??? i don' ktnow ,but apparentyly i am funny. to post here, I AM DRUNKZRF)RS!!! bawayaya, i am a few letters off atain, but it is runny becaus it is ok :) i alreayd am praying for trolls cay evey thoug ti bam athiest bkut bOOOPY!!! we loveyou BOOPYU!!!! :( get beeteer soon, we lobe our troll and our trolll love s youl... :( booopy!! :( anyways troll, i lvoe boopy, ben thoutgy i have never met her. she is a she, and i don'lt know her ,b ut all my cats have been shse in my liefe..... gnithg all, good booyp

BOOPY I LOVE YOU GET BETTER!!!!! L*(

WAnk
18th Nov 2000, 08:22 AM
we love booopy!!!!!!!!!! i like boophy he is a badass.... we love booopy again :( yaya for booopy, drunken fraggers threasd is all about booptu tonight, no matter how drunk i am boopy wins, go boopy, get good my friend!!!!!!!

SU3000
1st Mar 2001, 07:00 PM
nt

The Dopefish
1st Mar 2001, 07:07 PM
nt indeed.

This thread is obviously b0rken though. It's a shame too...we're missing out on some intelligent conversation for once. ;) :D

XxBonesxX
1st Mar 2001, 08:39 PM
I will drink to that <cheers>

Boom
1st Mar 2001, 08:43 PM
The thread is only kind of broken, nothing is missing. For some reason the first post on old threads is like the third or fourth post. You can tell which post was originally the first post. Its the first one where WAnk is talking about wanting to finish the bottle of bad rum.

It happened a few upgrades ago. No biggie, its not that hard to read through and figure out what is going on.

Morety
1st Mar 2001, 09:03 PM
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Cool postcount. Look at WAnk talking about Boopy the cat in there :D btw, if anyone cares, Boopy's fine now :)

This post makes me wanna drink. Well, I got hockey tomorrow night, so I'll make sure I load the fridge with beer and see ya then :)

Jing
2nd Mar 2001, 02:23 AM
Morety, what time shall we meet?

Reading this post...I feel kinda sorry that I didn't post my drunken typings (like my birthday) on here... i dunno though, my friends wouldn't let me cut the cake with the knife =) or cook... they basically kept me out of harm's way ;) But ya, I feel like raising a toast to the good ol' times....and the good ol' times yet to come.

Make a resolution for this New Beer, and for every New Beers to come! =)

WAnk
2nd Mar 2001, 08:23 AM
oh jeez, this brings back memories (kind of ;)) all these nights i half remember :D

Robot TinMan|BuF
2nd Mar 2001, 08:31 AM
Omg! From what I've read, I'm far more than impressed that U remember anything at all, Wank. :D

Morety
3rd Mar 2001, 01:31 AM
okay, it's 130 am. I played hockey and drank beers and came homne thingking I had another 6pcak of beer, Well, I ddin'ta, I only had one. :/ So I brokd open the jack daniels and thoguht I had coke. I didn't. So I mixed it with apple juice.

Can you say "Appel Jack?"

]I'ts not too bad acutally.

I din't e correctdsa my typost on purpose to see how thsisll look in the morning

Jing
3rd Mar 2001, 03:00 AM
yah whenever i am drunk, i have to fight the urge to correct spelling...so sometimes it might seem like I'm not drunk at all... until I start talking about fixing lag problems by cutting axes outof trees in the rainforesst and smashing all of bill gates' computers...

jenny?
22nd Apr 2001, 12:45 PM
Hehe, this thread came up in conversation somewhere and I just had to find it.. looks like it's been partially cut off. :(

WNAK!!@##

Swedix
22nd Apr 2001, 01:17 PM
Hey Jen.
Nice to see you around. How are you doing?

jenny?
24th Apr 2001, 07:25 AM
I'm chilling. :D Still fighting the uphill battle that is lockup problems though. :(

Swedix
24th Apr 2001, 07:53 AM
I can't explain why, but your avatar makes me dizzy :D

Alcoholic9
24th Apr 2001, 08:42 AM
Can't keep an old drunk down! :)

Jing
1st Jun 2001, 01:58 AM
Isn't there some sort of medal of heroism we can give wank?

And i remember now, Boom's connection was poopy, so i blamed it on billg ates...and decided we needed to destroy Microsoft, but we needed axes to do that. and obviously, one can get axes from trees. yup, it all makes sense =)