**Top10 Lame Excuses to Leave a Server**

[DeadWrong LP]

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Well first off im going to help out Boom im going to start writing better but i flunked english but ill do the best i can :).

On to the excuses...

1. Playing Clanless aka ~SAC~Hunter (speaks
for itself)
2. My computers loading (I use this one)
3. It's too laggy for me
4. My Mom/Dad is getting mad at me and I
have to go now
5. It's too late and Im very tired
6. Im on a sh*tty computer and Im getting
10fps (personally my fav use it all da
time)
7. Your cheating!!!
8. I got disconnected and couldn't rejoin
your game because my mom/dad had to use
the phone (they really disconnected on
purpose just to leave your game)
9. I suck at this map

And lastly...


10. You keep using the redeemer


*Important* If you guys have anyother lame excuses that you've seen or have done yourself please feel free to ICQ me or email me at si_deadwrong@yahoo.com or...

you could just post it here of course hehe


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[C¥BER PETE]

The #1 reason why I have to leave a game of UT is because.....

My friend just showed up with some kind bud and I've got to go puf! (no pun intended)

[Dubious[GDI]]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>My friend just showed up with some kind bud and I've got to go puf!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you kidding?!?! That's the #1 reason to stay *ON* a server! Or, if you're not playing, sit your friend down next to you and say "Dude - check THIS out."

Eye Candy is your friend.

[The Dopefish]

#11. I hear that playing online is bad for you.

#12. I don't need to play online to be good.

#13. I'm just not ready to play online.

#14. Let's just chat instead...

OH! These are the top 10 lame excuses to leave a server! I thought these were top 10 lame excuses to not do drugs or have sex! My bad! :)

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[Spectre_I]

Heh,

"10. You keep using the redeemer"

"You keep dying, don't you?"



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Spectre_I
"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid" - John Wayne.

[DividedSky]

Right on Dubious (do you go by Doobie for short :))

UT n' bud. Mmmmmmmmm.

DS

[Harlock]

#15 "I ran out of beer!"

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[Ci]Matsumoto|PuF

"In nómine Patris, et Fílii, et Spíritus Sancti.
Dóminus vobíscum"

[Dubious[GDI]]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Right on Dubious (do you go by Doobie for short)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I've been known to. ;) Right now my hobby is on hiatous - I'm lookin for a new jobby-job. So my current poison is Skyy vodka. But I cant wait to return to my previous self - me, a Dave Ralph CD, a bubbler, a sack of nuggets, and UNI-ADSL.

PS - By the way - I'd love an appointment with Blow_Smoke when I'm back to my old self. I'm sure we can find a server we both agree upon :)

All in love, baby.

[This message has been edited by Dubious[GDI] (edited 06-21-2000).]

[Stosh]

My usual exuse is "The wife wants to use the phone"

I've GOT to get DSL. :)

[Matruder]

Hi all,
most of the time I leave because
teams are way unbalanced, and nobody
wants to try and balance the game.

[Alcoholic9]

That one happens to me all the time Matsumoto!

[Tetris L]

Hey Matruder, that's some pretty lame excuse really. ;)

Better:
- Gotta pee, brb
- Pizza is ready
- Gotta clean my mouseball.
- Girlfriend wants me to come to bed for some other kind of "Capture the flag"
- Gotta work tomorrow and need at least 3hrs of sleep.
- I'm playing 8hrs straight now and my concentration starts to fade.
- Gotta check the forums, there might be some important new threads. (ROFL)

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[kamikaze9]

My excuses (some of them are pretty lame)

-Bad ping (I don't think that's too lame)
-My team sucks (lame, but sometimes it happens)
-You guys are goodamn llamas (aka spawn snipers/campers)
-I just don't feel like getting my *** whooped tonite ( :D)

[FrigginAnT]

"Girlfriend wants me to come to bed for some other kind of "Capture the flag"

I like that one hahaha!


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[Harlock]

Well there is one that I had to use once. It was true too.

"I'm sorry, I had to go hear a confession."

Now you must admit... that one is origional.

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[Ci]Matsumoto|PuF

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Dóminus vobíscum"

[Swedix]

#16. I'm alone on this server.


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[TheRock]

#17 I know its not you controlling your character and laying the smackdown on me. You hired Voyd to play against me.. And he is using your Nick!! WAAH!!!!

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WHAT THE PU MASCOT IS....
........... Cooking!

[Boom]

ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Swedix]

#18 Rock is on the other team and I know it's not him ;)

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[TheRock]

LOL!

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IF YA SMELL LA! LA! LA!
WHAT THE PU MASCOT IS....
........... Cooking!

[The_Inflictor]

lol @ The Rock

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[LLLola]

Hey, that 10fps excuse is *MINE*! Dontcha be using it.

[ unfortunately, it's also true. There are some maps that just make this poor machine suck wind. UT becomes literally unplayable. Snivel, sob, whine... ]