My Godlike Acceptance Speech

[The Dopefish]

In case you're new to the forums, back in March I started posting here at the Planet Unreal forums. 32 posts later, I became the Dopefish, and instantly I was being noticed. Not as the online rookie phenom ( ;)), but as an avid poster, who would be willing to speak his mind and laugh it up with the best of them. Quickly, I started to be labelled a spammer by many, and that was a label I hoped to shed in time. Well, now that I'm Godlike, expect the same amount of posting, if not a little less (let's say instead of 24 posts a day, we'll knock it down to 23... ;)). :)

There are so many people I'd like to make mention to as being my biggest...ahem...SUPPORTERS (yeah, that's the word I was groping for... :)) in the three months and 3 days I've been posting and chatting.

The PU admins: You guys are a crazy bunch of bastards. The whole lot of ya. No one seems to acknowledge the work you guys do to keep this place in some sort of order...moving on... :)

Boom: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET ME PASS YOU! ;) Get your *** up here so you can brag a lot too! :)

WAnk: The same for you too! :)

Zaccix: Heh, two people becoming Godlike on the same day. How many times did that happen? :) Next year, the Pens will win! I tell you!

The guys at [Ci]: You don't know how much just being in a clan means to me. Thanks for accepting me and expect an odd increase in team morale and victories. :)

Everyone else not mentioned who entered in PUFRAT: Thank you for making my dream a reality. I just hope this ends on a better note than it started!

Everyone else in general: "Reach for your dreams and you will achieve them. I'm living proof. Beef-cake...BEEF-CAKE!" (Another lame "South Park" reference. :))

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[DragonAsh]

time for the assasin ;p

[SumoWeezle]

woo hoo, you go boy. hmmm, maybe ill join you in ohhh lets say a while :)
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[DeadWrong LP]

That was beautiful i think i got something in my eye ;( hehe hopefully I will be Godlike soon eh?

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[kamikaze9]

Hehe, any chance I can transfer my posts from other forums as to which I no longer care to visit?? ;) I'd be godlike then!

[SumoWeezle]

i sense a little sarcasm there dead. :)

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[BigSpike|MyU]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw! Way to go Dopefish!!! Congrats! :D :D :D

[The Dopefish]

BTW, another shoutout to the very forgotten and very missed Skumboy. Somebody give that m0 some free handouts! ;)

No, I didn't get the spam award (in fact, I didn't get ANY awards... :)), but I'm sure if we did them now, I'd be the unanimous decision. ;)

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[Boom]

You are totally out of control Dopefish ;)

Of course you passed me Dopefish. For the last two days you have been on a Spamming Spree to beat all spamming sprees. We were neck in neck two days ago. :o

Yes, it was just two days ago when you posted that you just hit 900 posts In this thread (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~unreal/ubb/html/Forum3/HTML/010064.html).

You expect me to keep up with 100 posts in 48 hours? I am not as young as you Dopefish, I don't have that kinda energy ;) 50 posts a day is over double the Rooster's average!!! At that pace, you could have become Godlike in a mere 20 days. LOL

Anyway enjoy it man, it is nice having you here. I won't be bragging when I get there. I only brag about my dancing skills ;)

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[~Cobra~]

heheh.. congrats dopey

well i'll 850 some odd posts away from godlike or whatever...

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[The Dopefish]

BTW, 1011 posts ÷ 66 days = 15.31818... posts per day

Why does that number seem low? ;)

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[Morety]

Dope, you're godlike. Quit spamming already. ;)

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]LoL[ - A big clan of Spam.

[hal]

well, I don't know about the rest of you, but Dopefish broke my spam-o-meter.

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[[MUTTS] Das]

spam

(well, I gotta catch up somehow)

700 more spams a' comin'

;)

[[MUTTS] Das]

spam

(how many spams before you're booted?)

Man, they just reset my ngWorldstats.

Now that would suck.

:)

[Wolf Blackstar]

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No problem. ;)

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[Harlock]

Wow... I must say I am impressed. I haven't seen spamming this good in a long while. Ahhhh it feels so nice having a Clan made up of utter nutballs.

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[Swedix]

I'm sure I can reach 1000 posts within a week.
You want me to try? ;)

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[SU3000]

To The DopefishSpeech:

*clap*clap*clap*
, well said.

applause 'n stuff.

:)

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[Prophetus]

Congrats to [Ci]Dopefish_SPAM :)

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[DSV_Selerox[PuF]]

Dopeis well on the way to getting an LK-like ego :)

He even ICQed me to tell me he's hit 1000...

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&lt;[Ci]Skumboy|PuF&gt; And the moral of the story is..... pffffffft, what moral? i just banned Blender!

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&lt;RaptoR[PuF]&gt; but you're not retarded, how can u be related?

[WAnk]

can i get a w00t w00t for the Spamfish!! :) congrats man, you even beat your best estimation, which was early july, if i remember correctly :D

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[The_Inflictor]

w00t!!

Congrats to the Dopey one :)

/me is nearing 400 :)

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[Sam_The_Man]

God, and I thought I posted a lot :). Anyway, I WILL become Godlike, and people WILL mention me when referring to the most well-known PuFers in Godlike acceptance posts etc. :).

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[Necroth]

Dopey, wasnt that you that won the SPAM award
If not, i think you earned it afterall, 100 posts in two day's

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[Zaccix]

Yeah I went to Godlike last night, but it's just a number *shrug*

The way Dope puts it, 15 posts a day isn't really enough to win him the Spam Award. Posting a "Godlike Acceptance Speech" is more than enough though to unanimously earn him the Vanity Award ;)


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[The Dopefish]

Y5: Accept my new custom status! :)

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[Boom]

Hey Dopefish, that quote of yours is from Homer Simpson, right?

You really should properly cite it. Give credit where credit is due and all.

Just put a "-Homer Simpson" in the quote ;)

[Harm|PuF]

I'm with the Boom!

[Prophetus]

Harm the official policy of Planet Unreal Forums is: "Don't ask and Don't tell" :)

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[The Dopefish]

Originally posted by Prophetus][PuF][
Harm the official policy of Planet Unreal Forums is: "Don't ask and Don't tell" :)

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LOL. Are you mistaking the forums for the United States Armed Forces again Proph? :)

[Boom]

I guess when you look like this you have to find joy in something.

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Enjoy your precious postcount.

[Morety]

Well well well. What do we have here?

Nothing that Martha Morety's Makeovers won't fix.

Now, longer hair, a smile, contacts an eye adjustment ought to help. Now, lemme see, some spot remover...there. That ought to do it. :D

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[RaptoR]

umm, Boom, was bumping this thread really necessary? Dope did apologise for his postcount h0-age after all.

[Yellow5]

Boom that wasnt cool.

I know the two of you have been at each others throats (as usual) but there was no need to bump this like that.