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TurdDrive
11th Aug 2009, 12:50 PM
these are what i really hat

Jeans i can barely notice the bulge but with shorts ohh

it can poke your eye out.

so i as thinking

couldn't some one make some short with a stronger 'Beginning' to stop those embarrassing yet self impressive moment where your head pops out.

Mozi
11th Aug 2009, 12:53 PM
awkward... :eek:

Balton
11th Aug 2009, 12:53 PM
only shorts? poor boy :P

B
11th Aug 2009, 12:54 PM
get one of these:
http://www.tuhai.nl/oud/gfx/tok.jpg

TurdDrive
11th Aug 2009, 12:54 PM
they are knee short not short shorts.

Antimatter0
11th Aug 2009, 12:59 PM
People don't really notice it here, it's all about the direction it points & the fact that people are too busy with their own stuff...

M.A.D.X.W
11th Aug 2009, 12:59 PM
Just stop looking at your moms ass when you're wearing shorts. Problem solved.

Al
11th Aug 2009, 01:01 PM
Just stop looking at your moms ass when you're wearing shorts. Problem solved.

lol

TurdDrive
11th Aug 2009, 01:02 PM
Just stop looking at your moms ass when you're wearing shorts. Problem solved.

your my mother? :mwink:

Mozi
11th Aug 2009, 01:02 PM
Just stop looking at your moms ass when you're wearing shorts. Problem solved.

Nice one!

Capt.Toilet
11th Aug 2009, 01:02 PM
Does it matter? So they notice you have a bulge, just go with it. If it were me, I would ask why they were looking down there in the first place. And if it were a female, I would explain why her big boobies were giving me the bulge.

TurdDrive
11th Aug 2009, 01:05 PM
Does it matter? So they notice you have a bulge, just go with it. If it were me, I would ask why they were looking down there in the first place. And if it were a female, I would explain why her big boobies were giving me the bulge.

tell your boobies to stop staring at my eyes.

Plasmadaemon
11th Aug 2009, 01:08 PM
I hope you've learned your lesson: don't wear shorts.

Antimatter0
11th Aug 2009, 01:09 PM
Does it matter? So they notice you have a bulge, just go with it. If it were me, I would ask why they were looking down there in the first place. And if it were a female, I would explain why her big boobies were giving me the bulge.

Just do it!! film it & link it to here will you! :)

Big-Al
11th Aug 2009, 01:10 PM
just wear jeans FFS

shadow_dragon
11th Aug 2009, 01:10 PM
Surely no one lets you out in public enough for this to be a problem?

Your body, your pants, sort it out dude, seriously!

Plumb_Drumb
11th Aug 2009, 01:11 PM
Yeah, just point it up and pin it down with your waist band.
Then think about Stephen Hawking or something.
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TurdDrive
11th Aug 2009, 01:13 PM
I hope you've learned your lesson: don't wear shorts.

weathers to good.

Antimatter0
11th Aug 2009, 01:14 PM
Then think about Stephen Hawking or something.

Or Mini-me

Antimatter0
11th Aug 2009, 01:25 PM
I hope you've learned your lesson: don't wear shorts.

I rarely wear shorts, always jeans

Kantham
11th Aug 2009, 01:26 PM
these are what i really hat

You dress up your erections with hats?

Sjosz
11th Aug 2009, 01:28 PM
And off-topic was becoming slightly more sane during the RO period, too.

M.A.D.X.W
11th Aug 2009, 01:29 PM
I rarely wear shorts, always jeans
Yep, Shorts are idiotic, They're just pants for poor people.

Is the temperature in Wales even high enough for you to require shorts TurdDrive?

This thread got two pages very fast, didn't it? All guys secretly love dick.

Antimatter0
11th Aug 2009, 01:34 PM
I do like shorts that are long enough to cover up the knees. But I still prefer jeans because of the manly look & the pockets that keep your stuff in nicely without them falling out.

dub
11th Aug 2009, 02:34 PM
Yep, Shorts are idiotic, They're just pants for poor people.

I'm (http://www.footballpictures.net/data/media/8/Kaka_Leite_5_Footballpictures.net.jpg) getting (http://jornalismofc.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/ronaldinho-gaucho1.jpg) calls (http://fa.univision.com/attachments/univision/imagenes/315629/1/CRISTIANO%20RONALDO.JPG) from (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/BallackPA0309_468x758.jpg) UEFA (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/ThierryHenry1001_468x316.jpg) begging to differ.

Bill (http://www.javno.com/slike/slike_3/r2/g2009/m06/x124206666969295253_5.jpg) might want a word too (http://www.javno.com/slike/slike_3/galerija/r2/g2009/m06/x124206666969295253_4.jpg).

Mini skirts... dresses for the unemployed?
T-shirts... shirts for the under-funded?

Deathmaker
11th Aug 2009, 02:39 PM
get one of these:
http://www.tuhai.nl/oud/gfx/tok.jpg


Better yet, one of these:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Imxt3nUwfUs/R1bgKv_DEWI/AAAAAAAAAWk/vzbVxSGG9nw/s400/ultimate+cigar+cutter.jpg

dub
11th Aug 2009, 02:44 PM
Cue the entire BuF male population going:
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8527/cringe1.jpg

TurdDrive
11th Aug 2009, 02:54 PM
Cue the entire BuF male population going:
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8527/cringe1.jpg

**** it did do that.

TossMonkey
11th Aug 2009, 03:00 PM
This thread has a disturbing lack of pictures, so I will kindly provide you with a couple to kick off.

http://community.bikefriday.com/sites/default/files/images/WEB-cyclists-pants.jpg

Slainchild
11th Aug 2009, 03:03 PM
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2006/07/prince-harry-erection.jpg

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/MassiveErection.jpg

TurdDrive
11th Aug 2009, 03:13 PM
Cue M.A.D.X.W....

Plasmadaemon
11th Aug 2009, 03:27 PM
http://community.bikefriday.com/sites/default/files/images/WEB-cyclists-pants.jpg

Image quoted for gratuitous lol. But I think in the bottom photo the middle guy is giving me the middle finger ... with his ... yeah.

Zur
11th Aug 2009, 03:36 PM
Then think about Stephen Hawking or something.

And if that doesn't work, think of humping the backside of a cow. It used to work for me.

Hazel.H
11th Aug 2009, 04:00 PM
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8210/evilrockets.jpg

Wormbo
11th Aug 2009, 04:16 PM
And if that doesn't work, think of humping the backside of a cow. It used to work for me.

Humping stuff makes you floppy again? Geez, you're backwards. :con:

Hadmar
11th Aug 2009, 05:33 PM
Humping stuff makes you floppy again? Geez, you're backwards. :con:The wording clearly is past tense.
I might have to introduce Azura to my darlings soon.

Soggy_Popcorn
11th Aug 2009, 06:39 PM
You dress up your erections with hats?

Well if it has a head...

Good lord, this thread hurt something inside of me.

And why in hell do those bikers all have balls bigger than their faces?

Slainchild
11th Aug 2009, 06:40 PM
And why in hell do those bikers all have balls bigger than their faces?

real-life lol :lol:

Kantham
11th Aug 2009, 06:42 PM
Good lord, BU Off Topic hurt something inside of me.

Fixed for you.

SleepyHe4d
11th Aug 2009, 06:46 PM
Dude you gotta aim it up and tuck it under your waist band. Haven't you ever seen Superbad?

Seriously though are you like 13?

Zur
11th Aug 2009, 06:53 PM
Humping stuff makes you floppy again? Geez, you're backwards. :con:

Depends on what you see as being a 'cow'.

Continuum
11th Aug 2009, 09:43 PM
Wouldn't be big deal except for the faggy europein` emo trends. I havn't been able to buy jeans in about 3 years. Now their doing the same thing to shirt sleeves.

theabyss
11th Aug 2009, 09:59 PM
http://www.dailycognition.com/content/image/9/boner.jpg

Twisted Metal
11th Aug 2009, 10:16 PM
Your penis pivots up for a reason. Tuck it in your waist band and go about your day.

edit - sleepy beat me to it. Props dude.

TurdDrive
12th Aug 2009, 02:49 AM
Dude you gotta aim it up and tuck it under your waist band. Haven't you ever seen Superbad?

Seriously though are you like 13?

16

FaT CaM
12th Aug 2009, 09:05 AM
Oh god.

Also, 'these are what i really hat' is sig material.

Mr. UglyPants
12th Aug 2009, 09:41 AM
Its awesome that I only wear shorts, or cargo pants. =/

Bi()ha2arD
12th Aug 2009, 12:10 PM
"Can't wear skinny jeans cuz my nuts wont fit" -Jay-Z

Antimatter0
12th Aug 2009, 12:18 PM
"Can't wear skinny jeans cuz my nuts wont fit" -Jay-Z

His nuts might just need to 'man up'.

daloonie
12th Aug 2009, 02:31 PM
Boner! I totally hat it!
http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/huge-boner-cartoon.jpg

Bi()ha2arD
12th Aug 2009, 06:17 PM
not surprising with your user title :P

Continuum
12th Aug 2009, 08:14 PM
Blew the crotch out of another pair of pants today. ****s not funny anymore.

KaL976
12th Aug 2009, 09:23 PM
one word... duct tape.

dotnetbeast
13th Aug 2009, 12:30 PM
INSERT BLACK MAN LARGE PENIS JOKE HERE