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hal
27th May 2009, 10:54 PM
Yahtzee puts on his review hat and tackles the mighty Duke. Thanks to everyone who sent this one in!

Hyrage
27th May 2009, 11:47 PM
wtf

[NBK]Rattman
28th May 2009, 12:10 AM
LOL!!

Kangus
28th May 2009, 12:25 AM
Funniest Zero Punctuation in some time.

Beelzebud (Satanas)
28th May 2009, 01:26 AM
That was amazing!

Mozi
28th May 2009, 01:40 AM
totally worth the 12 year wait!

Twrecks
28th May 2009, 01:51 AM
W1S...
Does this mean there's no DN4E?

elmuerte
28th May 2009, 04:47 AM
meh... not one of this better "reviews"

Bersy
28th May 2009, 06:39 AM
I thought it was rather original. Except for the whole "reviewing stuff from a nonstop cynical and worship-me-for-my-extreme-wittiness" slant.

It was pretty funny though.

Hyrage
28th May 2009, 07:37 AM
totally fun I must say hahahaha

SkaarjMaster
28th May 2009, 08:30 AM
That was hilarious!:) But...but...but...where's the Duke? We want Duke! We want Duke! We want Duke! Don't we?:eek:

[GU]elmur_fud
28th May 2009, 08:41 AM
:tdown: to much assumption.

UBerserker
28th May 2009, 09:25 AM
Goddamn, he's harder to understand than ever in this "review".

UnixPimp
28th May 2009, 11:41 AM
Spot on!

The sarcasm is so thick in this video that it should make the 3D Realms management curl up into the fetal position and cry for their mommies.

Autopsy
28th May 2009, 12:59 PM
Stonking great! :lol:

Sk.7
28th May 2009, 02:25 PM
Take that 3dRealms ;)

TalRasha
28th May 2009, 02:43 PM
omg, what song is that?

Interbellum
28th May 2009, 04:06 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XhUTu6L4GYU/SCTP8heGaMI/AAAAAAAAAhA/0SbVg2zCW_U/s400/what%2Bthe%2Bduck.jpg

[CALIBUR]
28th May 2009, 04:20 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XhUTu6L4GYU/SCTP8heGaMI/AAAAAAAAAhA/0SbVg2zCW_U/s400/what%2Bthe%2Bduck.jpg

Yep thats what I thought of duke Nukem

RevBillyG
28th May 2009, 04:35 PM
:)

Kantham
28th May 2009, 06:54 PM
I lol'ed, but TBH,

:deadhorse:

T2A`
28th May 2009, 11:57 PM
Best ZP in awhile by far. I'd almost stopped caring.

elmur_fud;2299789']:tdown: to much assumption.Why do you suck so much?

[GU]elmur_fud
29th May 2009, 01:12 AM
Best ZP in awhile by far. I'd almost stopped caring.

Why do you suck so much?

Geee how creative and relavant. A personal attack. :rolleyes:

Personally to me it was a only semi clever and minorly witty thin vaneer over a crass, rude, string of assumptions about a great lot of things, not the least of which being that nobody cares. It was a blatent stab at the people who developed the game and the fans that followed it. I don't find insensitive rude behavior funny but I wasn't going to go into a disertation of my opinion of the video. I simply posted my opinion and hoped others would have the respect for it that I have for theirs.

SlayerDragon
29th May 2009, 01:34 AM
lmao elmur_fud please find your way to the nearest shower facility for gas... er, cleansing. yeah.

[GU]elmur_fud
29th May 2009, 01:40 AM
I removed my comment. Why? I am not deliberately mean and hateful even if others are so to me. So i appologize SD, even if the feeling isn't mutual, I don't wish you dead. Have a pleasent day. :)

Edit again: This has nothing to do with hal's response honest. I just don't like what I said.

hal
29th May 2009, 01:58 AM
Alright alright. Back to your corners. :mad:

Northrawn
29th May 2009, 02:38 AM
Alright alright. Back to your corners. :mad:

Yeah, but please come back for the next round.

elmuerte
29th May 2009, 02:50 AM
lmao elmur_fud please find your way to the nearest shower facility for gas... er, cleansing. yeah.

I invoke Godwin's law

Kharnellius
29th May 2009, 10:21 AM
That was hilarious!:) But...but...but...where's the Duke? We want Duke! We want Duke! We want Duke! Don't we?:eek:
Who? :confused:

NeoNite
29th May 2009, 10:29 AM
Doomguy. With a blood soaked chainsaw, and a fist full of steel.

UnixPimp
29th May 2009, 01:36 PM
I invoke Godwin's law

That was original - NOT! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

elmuerte
29th May 2009, 02:11 PM
That was original - NOT! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

That was a useful comment - NOT! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Capt.Toilet
29th May 2009, 02:27 PM
That was a useful comment - NOT! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Your avatar's hair is NOT black

BobTheBeheader
1st Jun 2009, 02:38 AM
Your avatar's hair is NOT black
Your avatar's hair is blacknot.

gades
1st Jun 2009, 07:54 AM
WTF, this game actually got released?
Literally took "forever", lame pun intended.

When did purgatory freeze over anyways!?
:D

[GU]elmur_fud
1st Jun 2009, 09:18 AM
WTF, this game actually got released?
Literally took "forever", lame pun intended.

When did purgatory freeze over anyways!?
:D

No it didn't, he was being sarcastic. 3drealms shut down for 'financial' reasons. Though supposedly the game was almost done when it happened.

Bersy
1st Jun 2009, 09:25 AM
I thought they claimed their shutdown was a "rumor".

elmuerte
1st Jun 2009, 09:48 AM
elmur_fud;2301268']No it didn't, he was being sarcastic. 3drealms shut down for 'financial' reasons. Though supposedly the game was almost done when it happened.

http://www.shacknews.com/docs/press/20090518_dnf_3dr_.x
(3DR shut down the DNF team, but not its own doors)

[GU]elmur_fud
1st Jun 2009, 08:18 PM
Which is a technicality really as they were the only employed asset of the company almost. Sans maybe some office staff.