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Airmoran

Construct
Nov 9, 2004
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Listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother's the second worst thing that'll happen to you today.
 

Continuum

Lobotomistician
Jul 24, 2005
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Boise
I ****ed your girlfriend last night
While you snored and drooled, I ****ed your love

She called me daddy and I called her baby
And I smacked her ass

I called her sugar when I ate her alive 'til daylight
I slept with her all over me
From forehead to ribcage, I dripped her ass

Sometimes I thought you might be spying
Living out some brash fantasy, but no
You were knocked out
But we were all knocked out, you know, in a way...

Ah... **** you!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I serve too many masters!

We didn't know you'd break this bottle open
That the magic came in
To use those jagged shards to cut our wrists and neck
And you'd do it too, you're that kind of dude

But you wouldn't know what you were doing
Because I didn't
Your girlfriend could have been a burn victim
An amputee, a dead body...
But goddamn I wanted to ****

Ah... I'm losing what's left of my ****ing mind!
I serve too many ****ing masters!

I ****ing told you!
I'm losing it
****ing every ****ing bit of my mother****ing mind!
You ****!

I told you...
I told you, mother****er...
 

Twisted Metal

Anfractuous Aluminum
Jul 28, 2001
7,122
3
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Long Island, NY
Not really a movie more like unwanted brain surgery...

Nah it's more like rape.

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