Type "can I get aids" into google without hitting enter or clicking search, and note the first suggestion.
One of the results:
"I was at the pool today, and a black family got in. I immediately got out and checked inside of my shoe to see if they stole my wallet or phone. A few minutes later, my eyes got all red and watery. Did they give me the AIDS?"
A few quik stabs at finding something funny from these searches..
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0307/retarded.html
god's a mean sob.