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Ashram
31st May 2000, 02:20 AM
i want to be most suicidal =)

ill get proof tonight after i come back from work =)

LordKhaine
31st May 2000, 11:55 AM
I dont know who many of you remember, but ages ago when PuF started some one did a post like this. The problem was that no-one knew any one then so no-one could vote. But now is the time for the PuF awards :) Make your vote for:


Best UT player: (dont repeat this person in any of the other game type awards , ie, AS, DM etc)
Spam award: (To vote for whoever has spammed the most in our sacred forums :))
Best CTF player:
Best DM player: (not 1 on 1 DM, thats a seperate catigory)
Best 1 on 1 player:
Best AS player:
Best DOM player:
Best LMS player:
Best Team DM player:
Best shock rifle whóre:
Lowest ping:
Highest ping:
Best HPB player:
Biggest Ego:
Most suicidal UT player:
Worst UT player:
Most annoying PuF:
Most helpful PuF:
Most liked PuF: PuF who is most liked by PuF as a whole
Most improved UT player:
Biggest m0:
Best Admin:


And the Grand award...<cue drum roll>

Best PuF


Yes I know its a lot of awards, but you dont have to vote for all of them if you dont want to.

Rules

1) Vote only for PuF.

2) Dont go writing a big explanation cos I'm the poor fool who's gonna end up counting the votes :(.

3) Do not vote for yourself

4) No, I will not be taking bribes.

5) Anyone found voting more than once will be nailed to the nearest tree by their ears :).

6) If you really cant make up your mind between 2 people, vote for them both, then they shall both get 1/2 a point

If you dont want to vote here, e-mail me at lordkhaine@lordkhaine.freeserve.co.uk (hows that for an insanely long e-mail ad :)) or even tell me in #planetunreal who you want to vote for.


Now to get the ball rolling, my votes.

Best UT player: Voyd
Spam award: Xylene(Natai)/ TaskMaster
Best CTF player: Rooster
Best DM player: Xylene(Netai)
Best 1 on 1 player: Ritz
Best AS player: Soul Crusher
Best DOM player: ?
Best LMS player: ?
Best Team DM player: ?
Best Shock rifle whóre: CandyMan
Lowest ping: BloW_Smoke, (c'mon, a ping of 30!)
Highest ping: HuFlungDung
Best HPB player: BushWacker
Biggest Ego: PychoMoggieBagpuss
Most suicidal UT player: Matsumoto (from the 1st PuF vs OzUt match)
Worst UT player: Gouryella (he is techincally PuF ;))
Most annoying PuF: Prophetus :p
Most helpful PuF: Rooster/Zaccix
Most liked PuF: Netai
Most improved UT player: Skumboy/Xylene(Netai)
Biggest m0: Blender
Best Admin: Yellow 5

Time for you guy/gals to vote now


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[BuF]Wacky
31st May 2000, 12:03 PM
I haven't played with any of you in a while so I won't be voting for every award listed.

Best UT player : Voyd
Spam : IceHawk
Best DM Player : Voyd
Best 1 v 1 : Voyd
Highest Ping : LK
Biggest Ego : Rooster ;)
Most Helpful Puf : Rooster / Wanderer (not sure if he counts as a PuF)



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Dark_Outlaw
31st May 2000, 12:12 PM
i havent played anyone yet...

i know i know but i am moving so cut me some slack...

but from what i have seen...

rooster BY FAR is the most helpful...

DSV_Selerox[PuF]
31st May 2000, 12:13 PM
Best UT player: Voyd
Spam award: Natai/TaskMaster
Best CTF player: Rooster/Cookie
Best DM player: Voyd
Best 1 on 1 player: Voyd
Best AS player: ?
Best DOM player: ?
Best LMS player: ?
Best Team DM player: ?
Best Shock rifle whóre: ?
Lowest ping: BloW_Smoke (I'd agree with LK on this one)
Highest ping: ? But LK and HFD are both UHPBs
Best HPB player: LK
Biggest Ego: LK
Most suicidal UT player: ?
Worst UT player: (I would say me, but I can't)
Most annoying PuF: LK ;)
Most helpful PuF: Rooster
Most liked PuF: ?
Most improved UT player: Skumboy
Biggest m0: Blender
Best Admin: All of them (Note: this has NOTHING to do with me trying to get hosting at PU, nothing AT ALL, just wanted to make that clear ;))

Best PuF: I wouldn't like to say.

PS&gt; Girlyfella is NOT a PuF!

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C¥BER PETE
31st May 2000, 12:17 PM
I haven't played with very many of you but I have one question about the inital list.

From what I understand Rooster only plays defense...How could he possibly qualify for "best ctf player" when he's so one dimensional.

Correct if I'm wrong but I was under the impression that he only plays defense. Not that there's any wrong with that but it is easier to rack up points on defense thus giving off the impression of being "godlike" than it is on offense.

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Netai[NWA]
31st May 2000, 12:26 PM
Argh I hate voting for people :o Voyd's hooked on Ever-Crack and Ritz is a MUDaholic so I'll try to pick some more active players ;)

Best UT player: Voyd (had to do it once)
Best DM player: TheReaper
Best 1 on 1 player: Spyder913
Best AS player: Khaine of course
Best DOM player: People play DOM? :o
Highest ping: Khaine
Most suicidal UT player: OSIRUS(aka Ashram)!!!!
Worst UT player: Blender
Most annoying PuF: SpideyBat
Most helpful PuF: Da Roostah
Biggest m0: Yellow5!!!!!!
Best Admin: Yellow5!!!!!!


Best PuF: WAnk!!!!!!!!!!!!



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GunnerX
31st May 2000, 12:39 PM
HEY!!! I PLAY DOM!!! Grrrrr... It's actually fun!!

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SkummyB|BuF
31st May 2000, 12:49 PM
Best UT player : Voyd,
Best 1 on 1 player : netai or voyd (the best 2 ive played anyway)
Lowest Ping: I'd say Blow_smoke too
Highest ping: LK
Best HPB player: as much as it pains me to say this : LK
Biggest ego : A tie between LK and PMB
Most helpful PuF: Roost
Most annoying PuF : LK :)
Biggest m0 : blender
Worst UT Player: Blender (for an LPB he sux)
Most liked PuF: Netai
Best admin : not saying :)

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Necroth
31st May 2000, 12:54 PM
Best CTF player: Dunno yet.
Best DM player: hmm, difficult, till now i won of all puffers i played
Best 1 on 1 player: Candy, he beated me in the PuF 1on1
Best AS player : dunno never played it
Best DOM player : Ditto as AS
Best LMS player: Dito as AS
Best Team DM player : LordKhaine (i was stunned by his teamwork on his tryout for Ci
Best shock rifle whóre : Candy again
Lowest ping : Can i vote for myself
Highest ping : Lordkhaine
Best HPB player : LK
Biggest Ego : Boom
Most suicidal UT player : Me
Worst UT player : Me
Most annoying PuF : all PuF spammers
Most helpful PuF : rooster
Most liked PuF: Xylene/jenny/any a.k.a of her
Best newcomer : Lady_ruiner
Most improved UT player: lady_ruiner




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[PuF]RaptoR
31st May 2000, 01:11 PM
OK here R my votes...


Best UT player: Rooster
Spam award: Why|Bot
Best CTF player: hmmm???
Best DM player: BloW_Smoke
Best 1 on 1 player: err??
Best AS player: ummm???
Best DOM player: BloW_*****
Best LMS player: wha?
Best Team DM player:
Best shock rifle whóre:
Lowest ping: Rooster
Highest ping: ME!
Best HPB player: lurdkandy
Biggest Ego: hmmm...
Most suicidal UT player:
Worst UT player:??
Most annoying PuF:
Most helpful PuF: ??
Most liked PuF: Prophetus (LK hates him but hey!)
Most improved UT player: ??
Biggest m0: ??
Best Admin: ??

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Psychomoggiebagpuss
31st May 2000, 01:13 PM
Ok here goes.

Best UT player: Voyd
Spam award: Xylene/Netai/Jen
Best CTF player:The cookie monster (though I only saw him when I was gatecrashing Ci)
Best Team DM player:LK (all those bloody keymaps he's got)
Lowest ping:BloW_Smoke - BASTARD!
Highest ping:LK (though I have pinged higher than him)
Best HPB player:LK
Biggest Ego:errrr.....MonkeyCustard :)
Most suicidal UT player: Have to say Osirus/Ashram
Worst UT player:Gouryella/Valhalla
Most annoying PuF:Diablo &lt;---------
Most helpful PuF:Rooster
Most liked PuF: Rooster/Netai
Most improved UT player: Skumboy
Biggest m0:WAnk!!!!!!
Best Admin:Yellow5

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Boom
31st May 2000, 01:15 PM
whoah whoah whoah whoah..

Hold on just a second.

I'm seeing Spyder's name up there for best 1on1 player. Of course, this would be the very same Spyder that I have to fight soon for my first ever title defense match.

/me cracks his knuckles.

Alright, I'm up for the challenge, but if I win I expect to be acknowledged as the most improved player ;) My training will be over on August 15th. I'll be ready to defend my title anytime after that.

Anyway, as of now, I'm really not good enough to vote for "best" players. For example, Mr. Smallberries and WAnk have both beat me in 1on1 so bad that I ended up in negatives. So how could I possibly say who is better? And unfortunately, Voyd is never ever ever in #planetunreal, so I've never even seen him play :(

Also, I had heard that Netai real good at 1on1 and DM, but I didn't know she was considered "the best" by so many PuFers. Next time I see The_Other_Girl in #planetunreal, I'm calling out a challenge ;)



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PsychoMoggieBagpuss
31st May 2000, 01:20 PM
Best UT player: Voyd
Spam award: Netai
Best CTF player:CookieMonster
Best Team DM player:LK (the guy needs a bigger keyboard)
Lowest ping:BloW_Smoke - UTTER BASTARD!
Highest ping:PsychoMoggieBagpuss
Best HPB player:LK
Biggest Ego:errrr.....PsychoMoggieBagpuss
Most suicidal UT player: Osirus/Ashram (I love those backflips into the lava he does in CTF-Lavagiant)
Worst UT player:[K7]Gouryella
Most annoying PuF :Diablo <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Diablo:**** off<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Most helpful PuF:Rooster
Most liked PuF: Jen
Most improved UT player: Skumboy
Biggest m0:WAnk!!!!!!
Best Admin:Yellow5

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~Cobra~
31st May 2000, 01:37 PM
i haven't been here too long and i haven't played with a lot of the other PuFers so ill just do it to the best of my knowledge

Best UT player: Rooster
Best CTF player: Ashram/osirus
Best shock rifle whore: Ruff
Lowest ping: yea it's gotta be BloW_Smoke
Best HPB player: Ruff
Most suicidal UT player: myself
Most annoying PuF: Diablo
Most helpful PuF: Rooster
Most improved player: Boom

Best 1on1 player: have only played a handful of PuFers so i wouldn't know
Best DM player: haven't played with anyone reg. dm although i usually stay clear from that anyway


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gramps
31st May 2000, 01:50 PM
well i haven't played much with you PuFfers (i gots to hang out in #planetunreal more often, dang it!) but here are a few selections based on my experiences...

Best UT player: all of you are better than me...
Spam award: Boom (his beautiful Spam poem is yet to be defeated :))
Best CTF player: Azmo (in CTF-Face, that is.)
Best DM player: -
Best 1 on 1 player: Rooster (he totally whupped my sorry a$$!)
Best AS player: -
Best DOM player: -
Best LMS player: -
Best Team DM player: -
Best Shock rifle whore: Rooster again ;)
Lowest ping: -
Highest ping: -
Best HPB player: -
Biggest Ego: -
Most suicidal UT player: -
Worst UT player: -
Most annoying PuF: *censored* ;)
Most helpful PuF: the whole PuF community, but Rooster and hal in particular.
Most liked PuF: i like every single one of you.
Most improved UT player: -
Biggest m0: -
Best Admin: Yellow 5/Stallion/Rooster

*additional:*

Biggest instagib whore: me ;)

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[Ci]_$îXXéR
31st May 2000, 03:20 PM
hmmm well *sigh*

I guess i just suck to much :(

Me and Cookie would go Under: Best Shock Whore, but hes a little better then me ;)

/me go and sits in a corner crying....

-=6=-

Temporary Account
31st May 2000, 03:47 PM
Awww...poor Nigma :)

Honestly though...all the people who I would probably consider the "best" of the PuFs rarely seem to hang out in #planetunreal anymore, so it's been ages since I've played with any of them. I'll vote a few that I can think of though.

Most Improved: Xy/Netai/Jen
Shock Whore: Cookie
Spam: Xy
Ego: LK ;)
Suicidal: Definately Osirus

I don't have enough info to make realistic votes in any of the other categories.

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bushwacker
31st May 2000, 03:49 PM
First, LK thanks for the honorable mention :)
High praise indeed, but you really do deserve
the Best HPH award.

Best UT Player: Voyd/Rits
Best PuF idea: BadAss
Best impression of Don Rickles at a Vagas
roast: Prophetus
Most helpfull PuF: The Forum
(HMs to The Bird,Z,Pro,HU,Wolf_B,LiZ,Mats,Morgan,Lk,6,the list goes on)
Most Liked: BlenDer
(he's a good sport, but seriously folks {snare kick} I think your all part of the
Best UT forum on the W3.)

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The Dopefish
31st May 2000, 05:07 PM
Yet again, the beloved Dopefish is under rated. :( The problem here is that not everyone gets seen by everyone else so these awards are pointless unless we see each other in action. If I deserve to get any awards, it's Rookie of the Year.

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Zaccix
31st May 2000, 05:30 PM
"And here are ze votes of da Zaccixian jury":

Best UT player: Voyd.
Spam award: Xylene.
Best CTF player: Watchdog.
Best DM player: Badass.
Best 1 on 1 player: The_Dopefish.
Best AS player: LordKhaine.
Best LMS player: LordKhaine.
Best shock rifle whóre: Rooster.
Lowest ping: Blow_Smoke.
Highest ping: LordKhaine.
Best HPB player: LordKhaine.
Biggest Ego: LordKhaine.
Most suicidal UT player: Osirus.
Most annoying PuF: Blender.
Most helpful PuF: Rooster.
Most liked PuF: Bushwhacker.
Most improved UT player: CookieMonster.
Best Admin: (Mellow) Yellow 5.


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The Dopefish
31st May 2000, 05:44 PM
Well, now that SOMEONE has voted for me (thanks Zaccix :)), I might as well spread the love.

Best UT player: Since you can't vote for yourself... :)
Spam award: inconclusive/too many
Best CTF player: DragonAsh
Best DM player: n/a
Best 1 on 1 player: Since you can't vote for yourself...
Best AS player: n/a
Best DOM player: n/a
Best LMS player: n/a
Best Team DM player: n/a
Best shock rifle whóre: inconclusive/too many :)
Lowest ping: Since you can't vote for yourself...
Highest ping: inconclusive/too many
Best HPB player: n/a
Biggest Ego: n/a
Most suicidal UT player: n/a
Worst UT player: inconclusive/too many
Most annoying PuF: n/a
Most helpful PuF: Since you can't vote for yourself...
Most liked PuF: Rooster
Most improved UT player: I wouldn't know.
Biggest m0: inconclusive/too many
Rookie of the year: Since you can't vote for yourself...
Best Admin: Rooster
Best PuF: Since you can't vote for yourself... :)

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wiggum_pi
31st May 2000, 05:55 PM
Best UT player: Voyd
Best CTF player: Me. Well, since I can't vote for myself, I pick DragonAsh.
Best DM player: Voyd, probably
Best 1 on 1 player: Voyd
Best Team DM player: Does the Reaper count as a PuF? Didn't think so...
Best Shock rifle whóre: Somewhere between Rooster/Watchdog/Sixxer
Biggest Ego: DragonAsh (Rooster came in a close second ;))
Most helpful PuF: Rooster
Most liked PuF: Netai
Most improved UT player: Xylene(Netai)

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[Ci]Morgan
31st May 2000, 06:04 PM
Here's my http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~unreal/ubb/html/icons/icon1.gif

Best UT player: Voyd
Spam award: Jenny
Best CTF player:Rooster
Best DM player:Jenny
Best 1 on 1 player:Voyd
Best AS player:LK
Best DOM player:Sixxer (aka Nigma666)
Best LMS player:ummm, don't do much LMS
Best Team DM player:ditto
Best shock rifle whóre:Cookiemnstr
Lowest ping:Blow_Smoke (I wish I had A2000) :)
Highest ping:HuFlungDung
Best HPB player:LurdKandy
Biggest Ego:LK
Most suicidal UT player:Osirus
Worst UT player:Gouryella (well worst sportsmanship anyway)
Most annoying PuF:Blender
Most helpful PuF:Rooster
Most liked PuF: Bushwacker / Prophetus
Most improved UT player: Skumboy (hey! I trained him myself :) )
Best Admin: Y5
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Troll
31st May 2000, 06:09 PM
I'm still pretty new so I haven't had a chance to play everyone, so this is JUST based on my experience as far as who I've played with and against and what I've seen in games.

Best UT Player : Xylene (I have not seen the infamous Voyd in action)
Best CTF Player : Mr Smallberries (for sheer teamwork and communcation. Let's Rock!)
Best 1 on 1: Xylene/Spyder (it's a tie)
Best Shock Rifle Whore : EVERYONE. umm..kidding. I'd have to say WAnk.
Lowest Ping : ME! oh, I can't vote for myself. Umm...dunno then
Highest Ping : LK
Best HPB Player : LK
Biggest Ego : ME! oh wait, umm.... LK --in a good way ;)
Most Suicidal UT player : Jing. ;)
Most Annoying PuF : LK ---in a charming way ;)
Most Helpful PuF : Rooster
Most Liked PuF : Xylene
Most Improved: Boom :)


I would answer the best DM Player if some more of you would hop into DM matches with me. So far I 0wn j00 all. :) umm...except WAnk when he's sober.

Ritz
31st May 2000, 06:24 PM
Damn voyd, youve really got puf by the balls
have you even played half these people? :)

/me goes back to diablo testing

Rooster
31st May 2000, 06:35 PM
Ritz, you're good... but you didn't slaughter me (granted it was RA) like Voyd does. Granted, I haven't played Voyd in RA either. :)

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The Dopefish
31st May 2000, 06:41 PM
Errm, hello? Are my l33t RA skills going to go unnoticed except for by one person??? &gt;=/

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Netai[NWA]
31st May 2000, 06:57 PM
I never see WAnk with a shock rifle.. he's a flak ho! ;) Some people call me a shock whore.. but I'm still a rocket monkey. :o

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Temporary Account
31st May 2000, 06:58 PM
If I recall correctly Troll, you were pretty schooled by all of us that day we played you 1v1 :)

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Rooster
31st May 2000, 06:59 PM
I still haven't seen Cookiemnstr in all his "glory".

He keeps saying I'd be surprised, then shockingly he lost his LPB status. :)

We'll see how he does against me once he gets his cable back. :)

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Netai[NWA]
31st May 2000, 07:18 PM
a little monkey told me cookie's cable will be back today :) hopefully it went through ok :)

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Rooster
31st May 2000, 07:20 PM
Okay, then we'll just have to wait until I get my computer situation resolved (hopefully no later than this weekend or Monday). :)

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[F-U]Ruffrider
31st May 2000, 07:33 PM
Best UT player: Voyd
Spam award: Xylene(Natai)
Best CTF player: Rooster
Best DM player: Voyd
Best 1 on 1 player: Voyd
Best shock rifle whóre: Rooster
Lowest ping: DragonAsh
Highest ping: LK
Biggest Ego: I know a lot of them
Most suicidal UT player: Boom
Worst UT player: Blender
Most Helpful: Rooster
Most liked: Boom
Most annoying PuF: Blender
Biggest m0: Blender
Most Improved: Boom
Best HPB player: [SBL]Cobra
Best New Player: Dopefish

BEST PuF: Boom

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Troll
31st May 2000, 08:32 PM
Soul : correct me if I'm wrong. Best DM Player Category was specifically tagged as NOT being 1vs1, there is a separate category for that.

IIRC, I have seen very few PuFers join me in DM matches (meaning: more than 2 people). The few who do, do not come close to me in the end results..I'm not being conceited it's just a fact. Check my ngStats for 90% of the DM games I've played recently. I have a 10 frag lead in most by the end. Most of the ones who do join me on Chromag, Pluribus, etc...are diehard CTF players and don't DM so they're just hopping in for fun. Many of the games have in excess of 13 players. WAnk I used to see all the time on those servers way before I was on this forum and of course he wups my butt, along with most of the top DM clans. Check my DM ngstats to get a feel for what I'm like in a big match. I'm no top 100 to be sure, but any game the PuFers have seen me in, I usually win. Big Keg O Death's about even to me, we're usually neck in neck, he beats me most times tho but not by much lately, I've gotten better recently and especially if it's Zeto, we're duking it out for top slots.

Unless my eyes decieve me, the Best DM Player category was not referring to 1vs1.

?

Voyd
31st May 2000, 08:51 PM
thanks for the votes guys. its true im not around much, im almost exlusively on the private server circuit. tell ya what. maybe i could stop by your irc channel and ill take anyone on in some 1on1s. i have a private server so thats not an issue. id like to play the people ive never seen before. would i get some challenges or what?

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Troll
31st May 2000, 08:54 PM
Yeh you'd get challenges!


as a new member I don't think I'd truly feel a part of PuF unless I got owned by the much worshipped Voyd ;)

Troll

Temporary Account
31st May 2000, 08:55 PM
Troll...I stand corrected. You are absolutely right on both counts. I just remembered hopping into a few FFA's with you, and I usually ended up coming in just behind you (You always managed to pull away towards the end.)

And you're also right about most PuFers being CTF players. I used to be hard core DMer, but now all I play is CTF. And I gotta believe my DM skills have suffered at least a little for it.

Sorry if I sounded hostile there :( You definately kick *** at DM Troll :)

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LordKhaine
31st May 2000, 08:58 PM
Thx for the votes guys. Keep 'em coming just like they are now so I can count 'em nice and easy :)

The Dopefish
31st May 2000, 10:22 PM
Voyd: I'll kick your *** any day of the week. We play 4 out of 7 matches in any arena and I'll be there.

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Mr.Smallberries
31st May 2000, 10:30 PM
I'll throw just a couple of the one's out that I can be sure about...

Most Improved: Without a doubt, the Boomster.

Best DM with 15+ folks: Without a doubt, Trolls. She's definitely speaking the truth about her DM skills.

I can't speak to any of the other categories, except to say that Morety is probably the best CTF player I've seen for shot, communication, etc. :)

Troll
31st May 2000, 10:58 PM
Jenny

Well truth be told I've never "seen" WAnk with the shock rifle per se. Its usually : WAnk appears in my general vicinity on any given map. Chatbox announces that Troll has been made into a pile of humble little giblets by WAnk's shock rifle. ;) I'm usually too busy respawning to truly see the shock rifle in his hand. :)

The Dopefish
31st May 2000, 11:52 PM
LOL @ Troll.

Do we get anything for these awards or are they just P.O.S. awards used to stir up dissention among the ranks?



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Netai[NWA]
1st Jun 2000, 12:04 AM
uhhh fish.. i'll prepare a coffin :)

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Rooster
1st Jun 2000, 12:08 AM
I'll bring the nails. :)

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The Dopefish
1st Jun 2000, 12:27 AM
Am I missing something or did Jen and Rooster combine in an effort to make me look bad? :)

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Netai[NWA]
1st Jun 2000, 12:43 AM
hehe you did it yourself ;)

everybody knows i'm the only person here who can totally own voyd. ;)

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[PuF]Neo_Skinz
1st Jun 2000, 01:15 AM
Best UT player: Rooster
Spam award: Netai
Best CTF player: DragonAsh
Best DM player: Troll
Best 1 on 1 player: The Dopefish
Best shock rifle whóre: Ruffrider
Lowest ping: Blow_Smoke
Highest ping: LordKhaine (I think I'm much worse though!)
Best HPB player: LordKhaine (I guess)
Biggest Ego: LordKhaine
Most annoying PuF: BLenDeR
Most helpful PuF: Rooster
Most liked PuF: Boom/WAnk
Most improved UT player: Lady_Ruiner
Biggest m0: BLenDeR
Best Admin: Yellow 5

No votes for me :(

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JESUS CHRIST
1st Jun 2000, 01:17 AM
Hey Voyd I wanted to play you today but you left all of a sudden. I like to see how I match up now that i've been playing more 1vs1, but who knows if this 1vs1 tourny gets moving we might meet up in that.

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Boom
1st Jun 2000, 01:19 AM
I've seen Troll in a DM. She doesn't just win, she leaves the pack in the dust.

Here are the rest of my votes.

Best UT player: Rooster
Spam award: CHRYSt/Lizardofoz/LiquidSin
Best CTF player: Ruffrider (taunting me with my own darn flag :))
Best DM player: Netai
Best 1 on 1 player: Voyd
Best AS player:
Best DOM player:
Best LMS player:
Best Team DM player: WAnk
Best shock rifle whóre:
Lowest ping:
Highest ping:
Best HPB player: Ruffrider
Biggest Ego: Lady_Ruiner :) (in a really good way)
Most suicidal UT player:
Worst UT player:
Most annoying PuF:
Most helpful PuF: Troll (like a UT personal trainer ;))
Most liked PuF:
Most improved UT player:
Biggest m0:
Best Admin:

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WAnk
1st Jun 2000, 01:26 AM
haha, sweet! biggest shock whore! cool, i don't even use shock that much, i thought i sucked :) well, i was by voyd in a big way the only 2 times i played him, so of course i think he is the best :)

most suicidal puf- boom (even though he doesn't suicide as much as other people, he says boom everytime he does it, it cracks me up)
worst UT player- spelunkycock (sorry this guys sucks ;))
i think there should be a new category

most drunk puf- WAnk

oh yah, best puf is jen ;)

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[PuF]Evil_Beaver
1st Jun 2000, 01:41 AM
Hmm...not sure where I would put them but LS and hal would be on my list somewhere, can't believe no one mentioned them yet
*shakes his head* :)

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Stallion
1st Jun 2000, 01:50 AM
Attention:

All PlanetUnreal Forum users who did not vote for "Stallion" as the best admin will have 24 hours to edit/delete their post or else their member file is automatically deleted.

:)

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[PuF]Evil_Beaver
1st Jun 2000, 01:52 AM
...who?

:)

Yellow5
1st Jun 2000, 02:17 AM
Best UT player: Voyd

Spam award: Barcode boy | ||1| ||1| |1

Best CTF player: All of you that dont play CTF like it's DM.

Best shock rifle whóre: Rooster!!!

Lowest ping: Me

Highest ping: LK

Biggest Ego: Hmmm...

Most suicidal UT player: my buddy ChAr

Worst UT player: Me

Most annoying PuF: Super Trooper!\

Most helpful PuF: Rooster

Most liked PuF: Xylene

Biggest m0: Xylene

Best Admin: Hmm.. I would have voted for Stallion here, but now's he's being a m0 so... QAPete is the best PU admin around. You guys have no idea what he puts into PU on a daily basis to make sure it's running like a champ. QAPete is the man.

And thank you to the people that voted me biggest m0 and best admin (some of you voted for me as both!) I deserve the m0, dont deserve the admin thing at all.

- Y5

Troll
1st Jun 2000, 02:19 AM
I have some changes to my votes, since tonight I witnessed the Glory that is Voyd.

Best DM : Voyd
Best 1vs1: Voyd

I wish I had a screenshot....

but here it is in text:

Voyd wins the match!
Voyd Frags: 45 Deaths: 2
Troll Frags: HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAA

Voyd went Godlike.
Troll went to the Owned Cage.

;)

Mystik64
1st Jun 2000, 02:26 AM
Well, I've only played abbout one game with y'all, and it was domination. When we played, me and Taskmaster were the top two. So there you go.

Best DOM: Mystik64 and Taskmaster.

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Rooster
1st Jun 2000, 02:27 AM
ok fine:

Biggest Ego: Rooster
Most annoying PuF: Nigma/Sixxer ;)
Most liked PuF: Lizard/Jenny/hal/uhhmm... WAnk?
Most improved UT player: Jen/Xy/Netai
Biggest m0: WTF is a m0?
Best Admin: QAPete by far (he alone makes PU run)

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DragonAsh
1st Jun 2000, 02:30 AM
hey hey hey hey!!!!!!
i have the biggest ego dammit!!! No one will take that form me! *L*

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WAnk
1st Jun 2000, 04:13 AM
oh yah, and biggest m0 goes to pmb because he voted for me twice in this category! crazyiness if you ask me!

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[Ci]_$îXXéR
1st Jun 2000, 04:21 AM
hmm so im best at DOM and Helpful, thats nice to know :)

So Roos, im annoying eh?
hmm i guess cuz i always butheads with you and Bit(h about my ping, but thats cuz i can!
.....you Bit(h about my Bit(hing, you Bit(h! ;)

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spyder913
1st Jun 2000, 05:22 AM
Best at WTF: WAnk

wiggum_pi
1st Jun 2000, 09:41 AM
Best CTF player tally so far:
Rooster -- 4 votes
Cookie -- 3 votes
DragonAsh -- 3 votes.

I demand a recount ;)!

OK, I'm back after a one-month cable hiatus, and whaddya know, my cable modem doesn't work http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~unreal/ubb/html/icons/icon8.gif . The second light blinks amber-off, then after a few minutes, green-amber, then back to amber-off. Bah!


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The Dopefish
1st Jun 2000, 10:07 AM
I demand a discount! :)

Once again, the problem here is that we don't get to see everybody play, which is just sad, really. Lots of people (not just myself) aren't getting their due credit. Not to take anything away from the obvious people (Jen, Rooster, DragAsh, Voyd...), but this is very fair for the people who don't get noticed often, like myself.

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Necroth
1st Jun 2000, 10:12 AM
Dammit i'm the Best RA PuF player, unbeaten by anyone, expect one when i played 600+ ping against someone with ping 0, but that was my only RA loss.

Come on, get me, i dare you all ;) voyd, rooster, Xy, come to an RA and meet me and old painless ;)

DSV_Selerox[PuF]
1st Jun 2000, 10:14 AM
I still think I am the most intrinsicaly inept DM PuFer...

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The Dopefish
1st Jun 2000, 10:29 AM
BS...hell hath no fury like a Dopefish unchained. I am the Alpha and the Omega. You are inferior. You are obsolete. Boom! Get our flag back! Engage according to operational parameters. On my way. Resistance is futile...wait. That isn't one of Xan's lines... :)

This is one RA setup I'd love to see: me, BS, Rooster, Voyd, Xy/Net, and Painless. If we can do this, good fun will abound and you will see why I say I am underrated. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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LordKhaine
1st Jun 2000, 04:00 PM
C'mon, the voting is still on. I havent seen a few people here vote :)

Troll
1st Jun 2000, 04:39 PM
No one else voting for Berries for CTF? After last night I still maintain that Berries is the best... GO BERRIES GO!. Mainly because there's nothing so awesome as a little blue chick who seems to be everywhere at once while keeping a running commentary going.

TEAM: Sniper Alert!
2 seconds later...
TEAM: Sniper Eliminated!

heeeeee


I wish I had a copy of the console from last night. The game started with me and Berries against 3 people (then Gato joined and helped us out).

I'm on defense on Hydro, and having a grand old time watching the chatbox.

MrSmallberries has the red flag!
______ was ripped to shreds by Mr Smallberries' flak cannon!
______ was ripped to shreds by Mr Smallberries' flak cannon!
_____was smacked down my Mr Smallberries' rocketlauncher!
The red team is OWNED by Berries!
The red team is cowering in fear from berries!
Berries is on a killing spree!
The Little Blue Chick just spanked the Red Team till they cried!

well not really, but you get the idea...


He grabbed the flag all on his lonesome, got a spree on the way back, red players dying right and left, and carried it all the way home without assist. Broadcasting all the way.

I'm sure all the other nominees rock like crazy in CTF, but for sheer style I say Berries is the man!

;)

--Troll should be working right now

Ashram
1st Jun 2000, 04:47 PM
Spam award: Netai
Best CTF player: DragonAsh
Best shock rifle whóre: Sixxer
Most helpful PuF: Rooster

most of the other topics i have no idea, especially since i dont play DOM, AS, DM...

JESUS CHRIST
1st Jun 2000, 04:47 PM
I'd vote but I'm only about DM. The best player I've played 1vs1 was Ritz but that was my first 1vs1 ever, but shocked rifled me to hell. I've only seen a couple of DM PuF players. Troll is pretty damned good as well as Cobra(I think). Everyone stop being so scared and join some DM ;) that includes Lady Ruiner(you're scared!!) ;)

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GunnerX
1st Jun 2000, 05:03 PM
Most Improved: Lady Ruiner
Best Admin: Stallion

That's all. :)

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Troll
1st Jun 2000, 05:36 PM
Big Keg: LR is gettin' some pretty nifty moves these days. She gave me a run for my money last night on Deck, she was right behind me in frags the whole match :)

Last night rocked, there were PuF'ers DMing all over the place (due to the presence of the incomparable Voyd)

Check out this list of players: http://www3.UT.ngWorldStats.com/fcgi-bin/DisplayGame?gt=UT&gm=dm&ip=209.67.232.25&port=7777&ts=959825832875


:)

Mr.Smallberries
1st Jun 2000, 06:15 PM
Awww... You really warmed my heart with that post, Trolls. :) Thanks for the vote of confidence!

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Netai[NWA]
1st Jun 2000, 06:15 PM
hey i was there too!
http://www2.ut.ngworldstats.com/fcgi-bin/DisplayGame?gt=UT&gm=dm&ip=209.67.232.25&port=7777&ts=959828557968

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The_Inflictor
1st Jun 2000, 08:48 PM
Righty-o, my input:

Best Admin: QAPete - sorry to see him leave NC
Biggest Godlike Wannabe: Dopefish ;)
Best WTF: WAnk
Most Helpful: Rooster
Most Liked: Jenny


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JESUS CHRIST
1st Jun 2000, 08:48 PM
Glad to see you guys playing DM!

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KingKobra|PuF
1st Jun 2000, 09:32 PM
Best UT player: not me
Spam award: me
Best CTF player: not me
Best DM player: not me
Best 1 on 1 player: not me
Best AS player:not me
Best DOM player:not me
Best LMS player:not me
Best Team DM player:not me
Best shock rifle whóre: sometimes me
Lowest ping:not me
Highest ping:ME! (trust me)
Best HPB player: not me
Biggest Ego: cant you tell it's not me?
Most suicidal UT player: ME!
Worst UT player:ME!!!
Most annoying PuF:ME!!!
Most helpful PuF:i can be helpful!
Most liked PuF: everybody likes KingKobra....
Most improved UT player: surprisingly..ME!
Biggest m0: uhhhh....rrright
Best Admin: i wish it was me...


And the Grand award...&lt;cue drum roll&gt;

Best PuF: ME!!!



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Netai[NWA]
1st Jun 2000, 10:37 PM
oh, biggest ego would have to be dopefish.. :o down boy!

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The Dopefish
1st Jun 2000, 11:56 PM
:O I'm definitely in shock. I'm not really that full of myself am I?

/me is a clueless egotistical, says the other PuFfers

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|H|Alarion
2nd Jun 2000, 12:34 AM
WHAT?!?!?!?! I am not nominated for anything? *sigh*... guess I should hang out in #planetunreal more :)

Ahh well, there's always next year ;)

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Jing
2nd Jun 2000, 01:16 AM
whoo hoo, most suicidal! =)
There should be a category for 'best aim' or 'best sniper'

I guess i am kinda suicidal? I am trying to move away from playing to defensively like i normally do... and in some cases, dogging is the only way for me to come close to killing the better players (or so i think anyway =)

/me finds a flak magnet in my pocket...

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Rooster
2nd Jun 2000, 01:33 AM
Alarion - you're pretty middle of the road. Which is far better than being nominated for Worst UT player... :)

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[F-U]Ruffrider
2nd Jun 2000, 01:50 AM
I was hardly nominated for anything to :(.

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Boom
2nd Jun 2000, 02:04 AM
Man, I didn't vote for Jing or Mr.Smallberries for anything. :(

Ummmmmmmmm

Ok, how about this catagory

People Boom likes and feels most bad about not voting for - Jing and Smalls :)

Actually, Smalls should get some sort of CTF communication award. I really need to work on my key bindings ;)

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hal
2nd Jun 2000, 02:06 AM
This looks like fun! (hint, hint...fun)

These are my nominations based on my woefully inadequate playing/posting time ,as of late.
Best CTF player: Too many to mention just one! Rooster, EvilBeaver, Ashram, WAnk...this is one hell of a CTF playing forum!
Best DM player: (not 1 on 1 DM, thats a seperate catigory)

Best 1 on 1 player: Voyd (only played him in team DM once, but he terrified me!) ;)
Best AS player: ?
Best DOM player: ? (never see anyone else join in)
Best LMS player: Voyd
Best Team DM player: Voyd
Best shock rifle whóre: L_S, Rooster, Cookie
Lowest ping: Not me
Highest ping: LK
Best HPB player: LK
Biggest Ego: ?
Most suicidal UT player: ?
Worst UT player: ?
Most annoying PuF: ?
Most helpful PuF: Rooster
Most liked PuF: PuF who is most liked by PuF as a whole: lol, easy one...Jenny
Most improved UT player: see above
Biggest m0: ?
Best Admin: Stallion, Yellow5, Rooster

I base that last one on:
A) Stallion has put an enormous amount of work into this site.
B) Yellow5 is fun to hang out with on servers... the original PotShots photo session comes to mind!
C) Rooster is easily the most active poster and always moves quickly to lock/move those annoying threads!

Cool thread, LK!


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wiggum_pi
2nd Jun 2000, 05:46 AM
Dammit, I keep on forgetting about Ruff! I'll add you under my best shock whore list, and you can get one of the runner ups on the best CTF player list.

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BaronSamedi
2nd Jun 2000, 07:07 AM
Right then?

Weell i cant really just vote for someone who i havent yet witnessed, so im gonna vote the guys who ave given me a run for my money

Best PuF: Voyd (seen his stats)
Best ctf player: dunno, LK just beat me by a frag last night...so ill say him
Best DM player: Well who ive seen, i can say Dragonash and hs Deck16 exploits
Most annoying PuF: Me probably
Shock whore: Only seen dragonash doing it good (damn that weapon!)
Goo Whore: me!
Most Ego :Dunno hard to say
Most improved player:erm Skumboy n me(i aint been here long thou)

Thasit

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KingKobra|PuF
2nd Jun 2000, 10:23 AM
additionals...

most offline play(or least online)- KingKobra|PuF

Most ignored- KingKobra|PuF

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He is the master of disaster! The fag of lag! The one who eats the dirt beneath your feet for breakfast!
HE IS... KingKobra|PuF!!!

Pookie
2nd Jun 2000, 12:09 PM
"Dammit i'm the Best RA PuF player, unbeaten by anyone, expect one when i played 600+ ping against someone with ping 0, but that was my only RA loss."-Blow_Smoke

Haven't I played against you (RA) yesterday? ;) I thought I did pretty fair ;)

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trinity
2nd Jun 2000, 12:59 PM
You all keep voting for the same few people! There are more of us!!

I have to say for best DM, thatd be Voyd (also biggest rocket whore, hands down),

biggest shock whore: Wolf (bastard)

Best Redeemer Race player: Simply Cosmic (see the unmentioned)

Most suicidial: ME and Vanilla (were tied)

Most fun to play with: BOOM

Biggest ego: LK and Sixxer

Most improved: Boom! (im glad im in the only undefeated clan)

Most liked, well obviously not me since noone even mentioned me! Allround, the girls (the few of us) are nicer though!

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Rooster
2nd Jun 2000, 01:03 PM
Trin - hard to be most liked when you're not around that much. :(

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Boom
2nd Jun 2000, 01:50 PM
Best UT family

Wolf/Trin/Vanilla

:) :) :) :)

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[F-U]Ruffrider
2nd Jun 2000, 05:03 PM
Thanx Cookie :)!

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"My House!"
In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them:("
Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

Currently Available for recruiting.

Mr.Smallberries
2nd Jun 2000, 05:03 PM
LOL, Boom! Thanks for the honorable mention!

I've got an extra category in the CTF communication vein:

Best single bind (this may not be it exactly, but it's close): Morety - &lt;--- I am here, come have a beer!

Smalls is still waiting for said beer.

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Netai[NWA]
2nd Jun 2000, 05:16 PM
hehehe i used to have a "Got nipple?" bind, along with my various taunts to the guys.. :D

-jenny says prepare for castration!

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Lizard Of Oz
2nd Jun 2000, 05:45 PM
*Lizard is distracted by the nipple comment and is shock-combo'ed into itty bitty bits.

Boom
2nd Jun 2000, 08:58 PM
lol. Got fried egg nipple?

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Netai[NWA]
2nd Jun 2000, 09:08 PM
eggnipple 8)

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Necroth
3rd Jun 2000, 12:09 AM
I got two "custom" taunt key bindings, and their both variants of the Xan taunts.
And even made them bind to some key's

Its so damn funny to taunt "Witness my Erection" when some Xan model players yells "Witness my perfection'. and "I'm the Atari and the Amiga" Only wish i could add sound to the servers as well ;)

Mostly i see people online ROLFMAO messages send at me with those taunts.


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ThrasherX9
3rd Jun 2000, 12:32 AM
sheesh, i dont even think i was mentioned at all! oh well :)

Lady_Ruiner
3rd Jun 2000, 02:31 AM
Hope your happy now Lord Khaine!!
Ok here is my list....

Best UT player:Voyd, by far..saw him play.
Best CTF player:Ruffrider (he gets lucky)
Best DM player:Troll (she is good)
Best 1 on 1 player:Blow Smoke
Best Shock Whore:Cookie Monster
Lowest Ping:hmmm..whoever has there own server
Highest Ping:Lord Khaine (of course)
Best HPB:Lord Khaine
Biggest Ego:Lord Khaine
Most Annoying PuF:Blender (sorry B)
Most Helpful PuF:Zaccix
Most liked PuF:Jenny (have to give her that one, people cant stop talking bout her)
Most improved:Well since I cant say me...then it will have to be BOOM!
Biggest m0: WTF is m0?
Best Admin:hmm...Rooster is the only one I can think of now.
Best PuF:hmmm..i think we should all win that one...no PuF without people!!! :)



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[F-U]Ruffrider
3rd Jun 2000, 02:45 AM
Thanx for the vote Lady.. I admit that most of the time I play good because of luck.

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"My House!"
In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them:("
Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

Currently Available for recruiting.

Boom
3rd Jun 2000, 02:53 AM
You have totally outclassed me Lady Ruiner. I'm not talking about UT skills, I'm talking about class as a person. You voted for me for most improved and I didn't vote for you. :o

I feel like a weenie. I left that catagory blank on my votepost. And I must be honest and admit the shameful truth. The only reason I didn't vote for you for most improved is because I thought it might come down to the two of us and I suddenly got a competitive streak in me.

I feel almost dirty now ;)

I do honestly think that you are the most improved, so I want to do the right thing and amend my votes right here.

Most improved = Lady_Ruiner.

Not only am I gonna vote for you, I'm gonna campaign for you now. :) Here is why Lady is really the most improved. We both started out pretty stinky, and we are both getting better.... But my improvement is at least partially due to tweaking my system to boost my fps from 10 to 30. The Lady's improvement is simply due to her hardcore play. She gets on #planetunreal, growls at us "grrrrrrr" and demands that someone posts an ip immediately so that we can get it on. :) Lady has improved from lots of play. Does anybody remember a guy named Ruiner who used to play with us ;) The Lady has put in her time, is always fun to play with, and her growing skills can't be denied. So even if I do win most improved, I'll be officially giving the title to Lady ;)

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DSV_Selerox[PuF]
3rd Jun 2000, 08:52 AM
Wolf/Trin/Vanilla aren't the only famility in PuF... ;)

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[F-U]Ruffrider
3rd Jun 2000, 10:11 PM
*BUMP*

Maybe I can get a few more votes in my favor. :).

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In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them:("
Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

Currently Available for recruiting.

Ashram
3rd Jun 2000, 11:41 PM
*bump* ditto

who wants to see a cow jump a ledge and land on his *** !

Damnit stop bleeping *** !

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[Ci]FatherJack|PuF
5th Jun 2000, 04:00 PM
*BUMPETY BUMP BUMP BUMP*

Morety
5th Jun 2000, 04:29 PM
Okay, I've avoided this long enough. I insist on explaining, so count slower. Serves you right LK for starting this... :)

Best UT player: (dont repeat this person in any of the other game type awards , ie, AS, DM etc)

Spam award: (To vote for whoever has spammed the most in our sacred forums :)) BOOM (jenny hasn't been spamming as much as when she first started.)

Best CTF player: DragonAsh/Rooster (tied imo)

Best LMS player: Kl3in according to Gueryella

Best Team DM player: I'll know more about this soon, I hope...

Best shock rifle whóre: OFCandyman used it well against me and my flackho ways in our 1v1 tourney on Deck16

Best HPB player: Ruffrider (in ctf)

Most suicidal UT player: I'll never forget KingKobra getting a score of -110 (yes, that's minus) in a game of Lava Giant

Most annoying PuF:xxBonesxx
Most helpful PuF: Rooster
Most liked PuF: PuF who is most liked by PuF as a whole: Jenny/Boom
Biggest m0:Barcode Boy (even if he isn't around)
Best Admin: Rooster for his helpfulness and posting, Y5 for his humour (can you say "Farting Preacher"?)

FUNNIEST TAUNT: FatherJack "I've seen choirboys fight back harder than you!!!"

btw: MrSmallberries: I'm glad you enjoy my I am here msg's :) You'll enjoy my "Meet me here, I've got a doobie" one too. :)


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~Cobra~
5th Jun 2000, 04:49 PM
so who won?

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Morety
5th Jun 2000, 05:02 PM
My reply timed out. If this ends up doubling up, I apologize. I'm strictly ctf, and will delete unappropriate topics.

Best UT player: (dont repeat this person in any of the other game type awards , ie, AS, DM etc)
Spam award: (To vote for whoever has spammed the most in our sacred forums :)) THEN: Jenny NOW: Boom

Best CTF player :DragonAsh/Rooster

Best LMS player:KL3IN (according to Gueryella)

Best Team DM player: I'll know more about that in a month or so. ]LoL[

Best shock rifle whóre: OF Candyman combo ho'd my flackarse in our 1v1DM on Deck16 in the tourney. He did very well with it.

Best HPB player: Ruffrider (@ctf) (You owe me a beer buddy :))

Most suicidal UT player: KingKobra (I'll never forget his score of -110, yes that's minus, in a game of Lava Giant.)

Worst UT player: Any Llama who ruins the game for any other person.

Most annoying PuF:xxBonesXX
Most helpful PuF: Rooster
Most liked PuF: PuF who is most liked by PuF as a whole: Jenny/Boom

Biggest m0: Barcode Boy, even though he's not around any more

Best Admin: Rooster for his posts/helpfulness and Y5 for his humour. (Can you say "Farting Preacher"?)

FUNNIEST TAUNT: FatherJack "I've seen choirboys fight back harder than you!"

btw MrSmallberries: I'm glad you like my "I am here" msg's. You're going to enjoy seeing "Meet me here, I've got a doobie".

[F-U]Ruffrider
5th Jun 2000, 05:47 PM
To bad I aint old enough to buy you beer :(. How bout I give you the $$$ and you can buy your own and pick me up a bottle of JD while your there :).

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"My House!"
In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them:("
Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

Currently Available for recruiting.

LordKhaine
5th Jun 2000, 07:44 PM
OK, voting is now halted. Ill count up the votes and post them here tommorow. So dont try to vote anymore cos it wont count :)

Watchdog
5th Jun 2000, 08:31 PM
Here goes (thanks for the votes guys but &lt;insert favourite humble self-defacing comment here&gt;

Best UT player: Voyd --hands down
Spam award: Rooster c'mon, he had too :)
Best CTF player: Rooster (or some other |C| player)
Best DM player: ? never play
Best 1 on 1 player: Ritz (never been smacked by Voyd (NBSV))
Best AS player:?
Best DOM player:?
Best LMS player:?
Best Team DM player:?
Best shock rifle whóre: Rooster
Lowest ping: Rooster
Highest ping: LK
Best HPB player:LK
Biggest Ego: Blender
Most suicidal UT player: ?
Worst UT player: Poet (heheh, inside joke, don't want to disparage anyone)
Most annoying PuF: ditto
Most helpful PuF: Rooster
Most liked PuF: PuF who is most liked by PuF as a whole: Xy/etc
Most improved UT player: Boom
Biggest m0: i don't even know whata m0 is, but it has to be me :)
Best Admin: Rooster--great clean up (not to mention server).

Watchdog
5th Jun 2000, 08:37 PM
Here goes (thanks for the votes guys but &lt;insert favourite humble self-defacing comment here&gt;

Best UT player: Voyd --hands down
Spam award: Rooster c'mon, he had too :)
Best CTF player: Rooster (or some other |C| player)
Best DM player: ? never play
Best 1 on 1 player: Ritz (never been smacked by Voyd (NBSV))
Best AS player:?
Best DOM player:?
Best LMS player:?
Best Team DM player:?
Best shock rifle whóre: Rooster
Lowest ping: Rooster
Highest ping: LK
Best HPB player:LK
Biggest Ego: Blender
Most suicidal UT player: ?
Worst UT player: Poet (heheh, inside joke, don't want to disparage anyone)
Most annoying PuF: ditto
Most helpful PuF: Rooster
Most liked PuF: PuF who is most liked by PuF as a whole: Xy/etc
Most improved UT player: Boom
Biggest m0: i don't even know whata m0 is, but it has to be me :)
Best Admin: Rooster--great clean up (not to mention server).

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