Why Nerds Are Better in Bed :)

[DMMD]

Nerds are better in bed because.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQiPCC27VgA

While TWD has not read the Kama Sutra, he has all the other qualities that a woman needs in a good (whipped) husband.
I have never been more satisfied or happy in my entire life!
To all of you nerds on this forum, go find your girls and start making more and more people very, VERY happy.....
you owe it to yourselves for being the best lovers in existence!:D

[dotnetbeast]

Must of been a good honeymoon?

[Twisted Metal]

He must've taken BBA's advice. :lol:

When are the kids coming DMMD? :D

[DMMD]

The Mini TWDS.....
I want them asap, but TWD won't let me have them until "we have enough money" :lol:

But seriously, probably in about 2 years. You can only enjoy sex any time you want to without a pair of small innocent eyes seeing you for a short time. We appreciate all the alone time for sex and quality time on the forum that we can get.

[Angel_Mapper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQiPCC27VgAOh dear lord... Why yes geeks, you too can have your very own self-centered gold digger! :lol:

[Crotale]

Hey Angel, self-centered gold diggers are just as long as they

A) look mighty fine.
B) provide output (couldn't find a nicer way to say it).

[Jacks:SmirkingRevenge]

sex and quality time on the forum

Wow, sounds like you two wild cats are really living the life.

[T2A`]

Man, it's like 1Guy2Accounts up in this bitch.

[SlayerDragon]

HAY GUYS I HAD SEX LOL

[-Zer0-]

I am in this thread.

[Defeat]

OMFG I HAD SEX WITH TWD

I can't believe I'm using my 1337th post for this D:

[SlayerDragon]

I can't believe I'm using my 1337th post for this D:

<4

[Airmoran]

For some reason I thought this was the "A sad day..." thread. It took me a while to figure out the mix-up.

[Haarg]

Happy vaginal injection day.

[DMMD]

For some reason I thought this was the "A sad day..." thread. It took me a while to figure out the mix-up.

:lol:

[DMMD]

I can't believe I'm using my 1337th post for this D:

You know that if I didn't start this thread.... someone would. I just got tired of waiting for it.

[BobTheBeheader]

Here is a rock for you. Enjoy.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2131/gneissns2.jpg

[SlayerDragon]

You know that if I didn't start this thread.... someone would. I just got tired of waiting for it.

Someone else would start a thread about having sex with TWD?

[Crotale]

"I did not have sex with that dragon."

[Matfei]

that a woman needs in a good (whipped) husband.

Yeah, whipped. Right.

[gregori]

TMI :)

[Sir_Brizz]

Is this the kind of thing you should talk about on the Internets? Let alone here? :con:

[TWD]

Someone else would start a thread about having sex with TWD?

I honestly thought that when we got home there would be a "TWD is no longer a virgin thread" especially since people had mentioned it to me on multiple occasions. I was dreading how I would respond to such attention so I was happy when I came back and didn't see it. I am really impressed with the general respect I've seen on the forum in regards to me getting married. Thank you all very much.

[-Zer0-]

I honestly thought that when we got home there would be a "TWD is no longer a virgin thread" especially since people had mentioned it to me on multiple occasions. I was dreading how I would respond to such attention so I was happy when I came back and didn't see it. I am really impressed with the general respect I've seen on the forum in regards to me getting married. Thank you all very much.

And then DMMD posted it. :p

[Twisted Metal]

So when do we get to see the amateur video on redtube?

[Kantham]

Titled: Mormons gone wild

[ShakeZula]

I have never been more satisfied or happy in my entire life!
isn't he your only ever partner

[toniglandyl]

shakezula : nope

and I prefer this video : http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/83619.html

[dotnetbeast]

So when do we get to see the amateur video on redtube?

Heh props for the redtube reference.

Yea when do we get to see the video?

[Renegade Retard]

TWD...I have never been more satisfied or happy in my entire life!


Man, that must have been a great 20 seconds!!!

How many times did he *meep* during that time?

But seriously, probably in about 2 years. You can only enjoy sex any time you want to without a pair of small innocent eyes seeing you for a short time. We appreciate all the alone time for sex and quality time on the forum that we can get.

Please! Unless you're planning on doing it on the kitchen table or something, that isn't a problem. If you're worried about waking the children, tell TWD to invest in a good ball gag. ;)

In all seriousness, congrats to you too!

[SlayerDragon]

Man, that must have been a great 20 seconds!!!

How many times did he *meep* during that time?


:lol:

Ren has made me the happiest man alive just now :D That's hilarious.

[Bort]

quality thread to kick off the week

[Azura]

Yeah, whipped. Right.

Cream or chocolate ?

[Jacks:SmirkingRevenge]

and I prefer this video : http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/83619.html

:lol: that's awesome.

[dragonfliet]

and I prefer this video : http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/83619.html

Oh hell yes. Great stuff.

I can't stand silly this is why X is better at Y. "News" that has no data, no facts, no anything other than catering to a demographic. Great. Thanks.

~Jason

[BillyBadAss]

He must've taken BBA's advice. :lol:

You know he did. Darting it like a mother ****er.:D

[pine]

and I prefer this video : http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/83619.html

Funny, but women who sell their bodies to make a living (whether in porn or directly) are, almost by definition:

A. Lazy, and

B. Stupid.

[dragonfliet]

Funny, but women who sell their bodies to make a living (whether in porn or directly) are, almost by definition:

A. Lazy, and

B. Stupid.

I think you have to pick one or the other. Either they are lazy and smart, because they're making good money by doing very little work, or they're working hard, but stupidly doing it in a profession that they have little future in. Also, I think Asia Carrera would beg to differ with them both. ;)

~Jason

[Selentic]

Lol@tags

[Sarevok]

15 min in the boring missionary position is what pleases women now of days?! and LOL at mormons gone wild!

[Fuzzle]

I put on my wizard hat..

[rex]

Happy vaginal re-entry day!

[Defeat]

Man, that must have been a great 20 seconds!!!

How many times did he *meep* during that time?

loflz

[Balton]

nerds are better because they've seen a hundred times more porn than regular guys. Advantage through technique.

[Al]

Man, it's like 1Guy2Accounts up in this bitch.

:lol:

[pine]

nerds are better because they've seen a hundred times more porn than regular guys. Advantage through technique.

I've found that all that time spent uh... "studying" technique helps you absolutely none at all if you don't have any hands-on experience. ;)

[Balton]

I've found that all that time spent uh... "studying" technique helps you absolutely none at all if you don't have any hands-on experience. ;)

better lost than limbo of the lost ;)

[Kokensu]

I turned 31 yesterday, but for some reason this thread makes me feel older.

[DMMD]

Man, that must have been a great 20 seconds!!!

How many times did he *meep* during that time?


ROTF!!!!! I don't really remember......
shakezula : nope

and I prefer this video : http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/83619.html

This is the freakin bomb! It sounds like Dayne Cook, but I am ignorant enough to not know who that is.... do you mind enlightening me?

[Jacks:SmirkingRevenge]

ROTF!!!!! I don't really remember......


ROTF, WTF?

Roll on the floor? Are you on fire?

It sounds like Dayne Cook, but I am ignorant enough to not know who that is.... do you mind enlightening me?

....

This can't be real. You can't be real.

[leilei]

nerds aren't better in bed. I know this for a fact because it's not easy when it has to travel through the throat horizontally

[DMMD]

ROTF, WTF?

Roll on the floor? Are you on fire?



....

This can't be real. You can't be real.

Oh, believe it... I'm real!
I just apparently live a very lowly existence. :(

[Mister_Prophet]

I dig the tags :tup:

[TossMonkey]

Nerd guys are the best, we roll 20's when it comes to the g spot.... or something.

I don't see it to be honest, but what I do think is that nerd girls are super amazing hot and they're changing perceptions of what a beautiful woman is. I'll take an intelligent nerd girl over some fake brainless bimbo.

[T2A`]

I just like how someone who's had sex with only one person can suddenly make claims of his skill.

Comparisons are impossible without something to compare them to.

For all you know TWD could be terrible compared to everyone else and you'd never know.

But I digress. Because you are TWD. :p

[DMMD]

I just like how someone who's had sex with only one person can suddenly make claims of his skill.

Comparisons are impossible without something to compare them to.

For all you know TWD could be terrible compared to everyone else and you'd never know.

But I digress. Because you are TWD. :p

Have you not been paying attention? It has been stated here (and in other threads) that I was not a virgin when I married TWD, so I DO have other men to compare his skills to. :D
Correction... I am MRS. TWD....

[Renegade Retard]

I put on my wizard hat..

:lol:


Aaaarrrrggggghhh!!!

[dotnetbeast]

Have you not been paying attention? It has been stated here (and in other threads) that I was not a virgin when I married TWD....

Before you continue...whats your "number" (PM me if you dont get it DMMD)

[evilmrfrank]

Before you continue...whats your "number" (PM me if you dont get it DMMD)

You don't want dotnetbeast, hes a fat guy, trust me Ive met him.

[Jacks:SmirkingRevenge]

Before you continue...whats your "number" (PM me if you dont get it DMMD)

Users should be careful when PM'ing dotnet.
You have been warned.

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