So you farted, but what kind of fart was it....

[Mozi]

Behold the dictionary of farts.... :Poop:

http://www.geocities.com/Paris/4296/fart.txt

[Zarniwoop]

I do the whisper fart all the time.

[TossMonkey]

I immediately thought Morety when I read the title of the thread. But I am surprised to find he isn't the thread starter.

I am personally a master of the crowd fart, I seem to have a face that people do not want to attach the crime to. It's usually made easier to incriminate somebody else if you fart next to a fat person. Unfortunately you can only do this so many times before people realise what is happening.

Wheres the gravy fart? The one where you try to make your fart more impressive by giving it a little push but end up giving a squirt of oxo.

[Twisted Metal]

Amazing that they don't list the most popular fart in existence on that page. The silent but deadly.

[Mozi]

I immediately thought Morety when I read the title of the thread. But I am surprised to find he isn't the thread starter.
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Morety is not the only one with the taste for low brow humor. :lol:

[Capt.Toilet]

The hard-boiled egg fart I have done numerous times in my past life. Not very pleasant.

[Nemephosis]

The hard-boiled egg fart I have done numerous times in my past life. Not very pleasant.

I'm the ****ing master of this one.

I'm also a horrible bastard. I was stocking the milk at the grocery store I work at once, and I ripped ass into the milk cooler as my shift was ending. A customer comes by, opens the door, recoils in horror, and asks me if they could speak to a manager. I page him and punch out. I get my coat (this was three months ago, coat weather) and bag and I'm leaving when I go by the customer and manager. The manager got the poor dairy guy to take out all the milk and scrub down the shelves because they thought there was some bad milk in there :lol:

So I caused a lot of unnecessary work for the dairy guy. :D

[FaT CaM]

Not sure if it was listed but I've been doing some 'Trapped in a cave' farts (as i now call them...) EG you need to go poop but you end up farting and it escapes around the sides of it. Like shouting for help from behind a caved in wall.

[Thrash123]

Geocities, and a .txt file. That is classic. Like this (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09102004).

[dotnetbeast]

Umm...lets just day it ended in Deuce Staley.

No kidding. In the bathroom as we speak, opening up another tab for redtube (SHOCKER)