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Alarion-={FU}=-
26th May 2000, 03:02 AM
Check out the new WAnk the Flag mod my team and i are working on for ut!!

First screenie!
http://liandri.beyondunreal.com/pmb/wtf.jpg




ROFL...

Stop WAnK.. stop right now.. yer killing me!!!

HAHAHA... man that mod would rock!

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Ashram
26th May 2000, 03:04 AM
someone should make this mod, but instead of humping the enemy flag carrier...

you should be able to heal your flag carrier by humping him/her =)

Psychomoggiebagpuss
26th May 2000, 03:16 AM
Why am I not suprised you came up with that one with Ozzy boy - you and your PuF Hump :). And why TF is it that I never see ou #pu anymore, last time I saw you was when Jen was actually responding - not just seting herself away in MIRC. I was LoveMeHard, you were LoveMeHarder and I think Jen was LoveMeTrue. Hadn't laughed that much for ages. Didn't you go for a tryout with Ci at some point as well?

Drop me a line b1tch :)

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WAnk
26th May 2000, 05:59 AM
me and the design team have been working, and we have some new screenies to show you. as you can see, we have messages up and running, next we need to add a HUD

http://liandri.beyondunreal.com/pmb/wtf2.jpg
http://liandri.beyondunreal.com/pmb/wtf3.jpg

We will keep you updated with the progress

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Temporary Account
26th May 2000, 06:10 AM
ROFLMAO...oh man...what started out as a simple joke has turned into a full fledged mod! Well..not really...but it would actually be pretty funny though :)

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26th May 2000, 06:11 AM
lol

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[MNSG]Deathbrother
26th May 2000, 09:26 AM
kewl wank.....funny...go on more shots plz.. =;-)

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WAnk
26th May 2000, 09:46 AM
Alright, me and my crack design team have been working round the clock. we have now coded in the HUD, and coded in chat fuctions.

We also have a new screenshot for you!!! we have in a shot the very rare DOUBLE WANK!!!! this is so rare, not the person on the left actually dropped his weapon.
http://liandri.beyondunreal.com/pmb/wtf4.jpg

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Loibisch
26th May 2000, 09:47 AM
LOL...

Loibisch

:D

el Gato|PuF
26th May 2000, 10:20 AM
Watch out Epic...

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The Dopefish
26th May 2000, 10:33 AM
Lay off the crack WAnk. :)

That's hilarious! If you do that mod, and make it so that it's all in 2D, I'd pay to get it. :)

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The Dopefish
26th May 2000, 10:39 AM
And rather than edit the last message, I'll just add this here.

WAnk, why don't you do 4 Team WTF? 4 team WTF would rule!

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The_Inflictor
26th May 2000, 10:40 AM
Wank, isn't the armour normally above the health in the HUD ;)

Nice pictures though.

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Boom
26th May 2000, 12:06 PM
ROTFLMAO

You need to sign that design team up for exclusive contracts. Epic is sure to steal them away from you.

"You have WAnked the Flag!"

Did you say it was your "crack design team" or is it your "design team on crack"?

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el Gato|PuF
26th May 2000, 12:23 PM
Maybe you can get on board for Unreal2, UT2, or UT for PS2!

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Blatant Bastich
26th May 2000, 01:17 PM
Hey WAnk, I tried the MOD last night and it locked up my computer!!! Did you a$$holes even test this with 4.20! Sh!t you d00ds gotta get off your lazy butts and patch this b!tch and quick. Eveyone talks that its so cool but the graphics are actually a lil plain, I wish you would add more colors in the backgrounds besides white. The weapons while they look ok just don't seem to have the punch you would expect. This MOD also screwed up my INI file, now it just says wank on every line. And don't get me started on the speech bindings...you, young man have a filthy little mouth.

Well until you fix this crap (if ever) I refuse to play it.

Oh and one last thing the screen shots were obivously from a very high end computer so don't be mislead..unless you have the horsepower you will never get it to look like those ( they were probably done on an SGI workstation)

:)



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The_Inflictor
26th May 2000, 02:49 PM
LOL!!

You forgot about the frame rates, still $hite under D3D.


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Boom
26th May 2000, 05:31 PM
I'm updating my graphics card so that my system will be able to handle the high end demands of the WTF mod.

Is there any way I can turn down the graphics quality meanwhile? This mod is really slowing down my system.

I also think we should start a flagWAnking Tournament, once the full beta release is out.

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The Lamb
26th May 2000, 05:48 PM
I play wank the flag all the time. I'm bloody brilliant at it, hell, in the last match I played I cracked one off three times!

It's a pity more people don't play it online, I have to play against the bots (which I set at 'Jizzmaster' level).

Vortex
26th May 2000, 05:59 PM
LOL, I can't wait for this one. When's it coming out?

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Das Fragmeister
26th May 2000, 06:16 PM
Pretty damn funny. LOL at Boom, too.

Can I license those to be our clan skins?

And can you add a thong to the female-looking skin? It just doesn't look right without a thong.

Plus, I have some all-white textures I can send you to add to the ones you're already using. Don't get too 3-dimensional, though, that'll really eat into gameplay...

Troll
26th May 2000, 07:45 PM
Mr WAnk, inquiring minds want to know....when can we expect the followup to this : I believe it's going to be titled Last Man WAnking?

Boom
26th May 2000, 09:26 PM
lol Last Man WAnking!!!

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SkummyB|BuF
26th May 2000, 09:38 PM
OMFG!!!!!!!! Feckin hillarious :)

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WAnk
26th May 2000, 11:37 PM
HAHAHAHAH LAST MAN WANKING!! i will get on that. oh yah, anyone have problems with the 4.20 patch, there may be problems with your WANK!!@!@!420.dll file. i have made new better version of this dll that will make gameplay in WTF fast on any comp, even my grandma's 386 :) oh yah, and there is heavy crack usage of course. most of my design team is passed out right now, but i should have some more shots for you. and yes, we are working on a 4 team wank the flag!!!!!

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Morety
26th May 2000, 11:43 PM
I someone from the other team wanked my flag, well, they can keep it. :)

lol WAnk.

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WAnk
27th May 2000, 12:08 AM
Alright, here is a screen shot of the final project, all done, with all the features coded in. my crack development team is still passed out, so LMW will take a day or so, once they wake out.

new features to look for in the screen shot!!!
wanking spree feature
enhanced chat features
4 team action!
team scores

also, if there is an ultra wank, anybody within views head pops off, and they have to go chase it down. the velocity of the head depends on how close they are to the actual wank :)

(note: spyder did not grasp the concept of wank the flag. he kept killing people instead of trying to wank the flag, hence the negative spree)

go download the mod now and post any cool screenshots you get!!!!!!

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Prophetus
27th May 2000, 12:15 AM
ROFLMAO....nice. Hey Ci let's play with this mod :)

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The Dopefish
27th May 2000, 12:28 AM
Here's the inside scoop from WAnk: he is going to add two more teams (Orange and Purple) to make for the rediculously silly, but awesome MONSTER WANK! :)

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WAnk
27th May 2000, 01:07 AM
its true, its true. also SPYDER913 has made us a logo!!!!!!! i kicked him and he woke up, then he made it :) woo hoo!

http://liandri.beyondunreal.com/pmb/wanktheflag.jpg

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WAnk
27th May 2000, 01:31 AM
Dopefish captured a great high res screenshot of someone wanking the flag!! bad *** dope!
keep getting those shots folks!

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The Dopefish
27th May 2000, 01:38 AM
That was right before I WAnked their flag. I wanted to see the look on his face when I did it. :)

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Boom
27th May 2000, 03:10 AM
he he he.

I gotta get a website going so I can post cool stuff here too.

WAnk the Flag is the best thing in UT.

You should make it a total conversion instead of just a mod.

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zombie
27th May 2000, 04:37 AM
:) :) :)ROFLMAO :) :) :)

WAnk
27th May 2000, 12:50 PM
HERE IS A NEW SHOT OF OUR DESIGN TEAM DURING TESTING WOO HOOT!!


http://liandri.beyondunreal.com/pmb/wtf6.jpg

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MoyDoy
27th May 2000, 12:53 PM
I´m working on a WTF map and need to know what the users think is most important ina WTF map.

need ideas here people!

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Netai[NWA]
27th May 2000, 01:20 PM
Ben, I'm proud of you.. really. ;)

-Jenny can't control her laughter right now :o

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Alarion-={FU}=-
27th May 2000, 02:42 PM
Hmm, in that first screenshot on the second page.. is that a "wankshot"? (referring to the red guy missing his head)

ROFL

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Boom
27th May 2000, 09:13 PM
Whew, I've been working all night on an alpha of WTF version 1.000001.

I've skinned the models, as you can see from the screeny below, the graphic quality is slightly improved from version 1.0.

I need some help before I can release this for testing. The two players in the back are clearly attempting to WAnk something, but I can't seem to get the flag to appear. I also seemed to have lost the HUD.

WAnk get some more crack for your design team and see if they can update it to version 1.000002

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Maelstrom[152ID]
27th May 2000, 09:29 PM
HAHA Wank, this is some ill stuff here mang. Can't wait for the final beta!

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Clayeth
27th May 2000, 10:10 PM
Someone needs to get a MULTI-WANK screen shot... one guy, 3 flags!

I WANT THIS MOD!!

Kukuman
27th May 2000, 11:00 PM
SCREENSHOTS!! This is a screenshot of a level I am working on, called WTF-Lavajava:

http://www.realsystems.ws/java/level.jpg

Notice the extravagant architecture! You will have to THINK to play this map!


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WAnk
27th May 2000, 11:46 PM
LOLOL!!!! hahaha sweet! i love it boom!!! hahaha, and we have two mappers now!!!! our design team is growing like crazy!!! kukuman, i love the teleporter that take you here lol! that is great :)
/me is actually on the floor laughing

KingKobra|PuF
28th May 2000, 12:01 AM
wank, you need a good wanking to set you straight...

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KingKobra|PuF
28th May 2000, 12:03 AM
wank, you need a good wanking to set you straight...

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He is the master of disaster! The fag of lag! The one who eats the dirt beneath your feet for breakfast!
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Kukuman
28th May 2000, 01:05 AM
I'm tired of wanking I'm ready for THE REAL THING YEEEEEEAH!


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hal
28th May 2000, 07:47 AM
XxbonesxX was demanding a new patch for your WAnk the flag mod. He said this one sucks.

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[MNSG]Deathbrother
28th May 2000, 01:05 PM
ROFL.....really funny and insane....


hehe just go on..

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SkummyB|BuF
28th May 2000, 01:28 PM
lol @ hal

Boom
28th May 2000, 01:40 PM
BTW, in the screenshot I posted above, the red arrow is pointing to the WAnk skin (modeled after the real live WAnk :) ).

You thought it was tough to get the XAN skin??? MUAHAHAHAHAHA. You gotta do a lotta flag WAnking before the WTF mod will allow you to use the WAnk skin.

If you can out WAnk the WAnker, you get the skin, and the voice pack. The voice pack only has one taunt in Version 1.000001 - "I've WAnked the Flag!" Future taunts will include.

"I'm on my WAnk"
"Somebody get our WAnk back"
"Roger WAnk"
"That was WAnky"
"WAnk according to operational parameters"
"I've got your WAnk"
"I need some WAnkup"
"My WAnk"
"Defend the WAnk"
"Maybe you should try a bigger WAnk"
"I'm under heavy WAnkage"
"WAnk is uncovered"
"Enemy flag WAnker is here"
"Witness my WAnkage"
"Learn how to WAnk"
"And stay WAnked"

Hehehe, I even cracked myself up with this one.


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WAnk
28th May 2000, 01:53 PM
LOL @ Boom again!!! hahaha :)

oh yah, and XxBonesxX we have a new patch out, with the updated UTWANKT.dll file and WANK!!!!!@!.dll file, so you should be ok

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Boom
28th May 2000, 05:21 PM
I can't believe it. I forgot the best taunt!

"YOU WANK TOO EASILY!"

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Alarion-={FU}=-
28th May 2000, 08:15 PM
Guess that's better than "You WAnk too hard!!!" :P

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spyder913
28th May 2000, 10:27 PM
As a coder for this mod, it's funny that I still don't grasp the concept behind it.. i mean come on, a -12 wanking spree? What's the deal? I think my game was off that day...

Clayeth
28th May 2000, 10:44 PM
Ok, I have finally witnessed the dreaded, and halarious, MULTI-WANK!

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[This message has been edited by Clayeth054 (edited 05-28-2000).]

The Dopefish
28th May 2000, 10:57 PM
I'm waiting for the newest release so I can do a MONSTER WANK!

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Trebux
28th May 2000, 11:14 PM
I am God-Wank...LoL

WAnk
29th May 2000, 12:22 AM
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! /me is actually on the ground laughing again. you guys crack me up haha!!!!! i meant a multi wank!! that is classic!!

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SkummyB|BuF
29th May 2000, 08:49 AM
*WANK!*

Clayeth
29th May 2000, 04:20 PM
From what I've read it sounds like your joking abou making it, but this could be a good mod, and it might even be possible to do. Here's a few Ideas:

1. There are several flags spread around the map, a la domination. You get a point for every second your team "wanks" a flag.

2. Or each team could have 1 flag, and when the other team steals it they run around trying not to get killed. They will have to stop to wank and for each second they wank they get a point.

Anyone else have ideas?

I would seriously like to try this mod if we could get someone to make it... Any takers?

Blatant Bastich
29th May 2000, 04:27 PM
Is this a funny! Well I put the WANK!!@!@!420.dll file in my UT system dir and now everytime I launch Unreal I get redirected to some male escort service web-page. If that is your idea of a joke then you're a sick induvidual. You and your team are obisously talented coders and mappers so why resort to this rubbish. For now I'm going back to the old version and simply Wank the Flag by myself. Besides the way WTF reports Ngstats is totally lame ..BAH

WAnk=5
WAnk Assist=2 ( hello why only 2 )
MMMMonster WAnk= 69
WAnk the other teams Flag= 4

As you can see the scoring sux...stat ho's will turn WTF in to a LLama paradise :(

Besides I hear that the QuakeIII version of WTF has way more skins and curved wanks so perhaps I'll try that.



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Clayeth
29th May 2000, 04:32 PM
HAHAHAH!!!!
Curved wanks... that's great.

The Dopefish
29th May 2000, 04:35 PM
DAMNIT! NOW YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE WANK QUIT MAKING WTF FOR ONE DAY AND THEN HE'LL RECONSIDER AND RELEASE A BETTER VERSION! Oh wait...good idea. :)

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spyder913
29th May 2000, 09:50 PM
I actually will probably work on trying to code this over the summer.. gotta learn how to code with UT tho...

i think the graphics may be better tho.. =) these are just alpha screenshots

Netai[NWA]
31st May 2000, 02:02 PM
must *bump* :D

tooooooo frickin' hilarious

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|H|Alarion
31st May 2000, 02:32 PM
Can this mod be played on Face?

If so, then we will have a whole new host of llamas for the farm for such things as "Team WAnking" -- provided team damage is on, then "Spawn WAnking" and "Portal WAnking"..

How about playing this 4 way and run a "WAnktrain" on them ;)

Or throw the flag at the enemy then wank... "Alarion{FU} just WAnkfragged Boom!" (LOL)

Could there be a such thing as "WAnkpunting"?
How about "WAnkwhores"?

See, this is just a whole new game here!

ROFLMAO

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FrigginAnT
31st May 2000, 06:23 PM
HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! but make sure there is a WANKsheild and WANKboots in the mod

do ya think you can do a RocketWANK too??

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Tosk
31st May 2000, 06:43 PM
Sounds more like you would need WankGloves or a WankTowel instead of shields or boots.

WAnk
1st Jun 2000, 05:03 AM
hahaha!! the magic wanking towel and wanking gloves are definitly going in version 1.0000345 :)

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Blatant Bastich
2nd Jun 2000, 08:29 PM
Still no new updates for WTF...big fukcing suprise!!!!

BAH!



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spyder913
2nd Jun 2000, 09:34 PM
Well WAnk spent all of Wednesday doing homework, and then has been basically sleeeping since then.. so WTF is on hold for a bit =)

Psychomoggiebagpuss
2nd Jun 2000, 10:05 PM
*PMB wonders if the WAnk team are considering turning health packs into small tubs of handcream*


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spyder913
2nd Jun 2000, 10:09 PM
PMB scares me

Boom
3rd Jun 2000, 12:00 AM
mmmmm banana yogurt

Blatant Bastich
3rd Jun 2000, 01:39 AM
Bah on Banana Yogurt! It does not work with 4.20!

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Clayeth
3rd Jun 2000, 02:02 AM
heh, Blatant Bastich, you should change that to:

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WAnk
3rd Jun 2000, 03:03 AM
woah nelly, i just stayed up for almost 2 days straight, then slept for almost a day straight. good stuff. ummm, well i have a few days off until my finals, so i will try to get some updates, including new item pictures, and an update of the actual rules for WTF. it should be soon. thanks for staying loyal! you are all going in the readme!

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Jing
3rd Jun 2000, 06:18 AM
Hey WAnk, I'd like to join your team here =)

I was thinking, if you guys really DO code a WTF mod, make it a team KOTH type deal... there is only one randomly respawning flag on the level, and the team that controls it gains points a la DOM... however, the guy (or gal!!) who has the flag holds in between his legs, and 'walks' around doing the pelvis thrust (and nothing else) so the other team members gotta defend him (1 v 1 would be interesting...). Well, actually, the flag only 'respawns' once at the beginning, then it either stays where it is or changes hands (respawns only if it walls into hazards like snot or lava =)

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Jing
6th Jun 2000, 09:45 PM
These are some preliminary in game screenshots. You'll note we haven't fully rendered the flag yet. This is the pre-alpha alpha beta alpha internal pre beta alpha test release. So expect something much better. =)

http://liandri.beyondunreal.com/pmb/prerendwtf1.jpg
http://web.zipasia.com/wolf/prerendwtf2.jpg

And an early shot of a 'sequel' mod already in the works, WAnk The ChuChu!
http://web.zipasia.com/wolf/wankachu.jpg

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The Dopefish
6th Jun 2000, 10:07 PM
LOL! Very nice.

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Clanless][
7th Jun 2000, 04:37 AM
bump

Tetris L
9th Jun 2000, 03:32 AM
Looks like a kick@$$ mod, folks. Keep working on it!

Just one little question: Will it run on my WAnking 98SE or do I have to upgrade to WAnk2k?

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spyder913
9th Jun 2000, 02:55 PM
You don't bump this thread, you WAnk it!

FrigginAnT
9th Jun 2000, 07:00 PM
I wouldnt....WAnk2k is an updated version of WAnkNT, might not work well with games

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Jing
10th Jun 2000, 06:56 AM
I can't in all honestly recommend WAnk2k. The coding is all jacked (off); not very clean. I wouldn't touch that stuff if i was you.

;)

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PsychoMoggieBagpuss
15th Aug 2000, 10:58 AM
WAnk ...... now you've graduated you need to start getting the design team back on the crack again.

We want more screenshots! :D

WAnk
15th Aug 2000, 07:35 PM
alright, give me a few minutes here to boot up ;)

Blatant Bastich
15th Aug 2000, 07:43 PM
Just what we need more WAnk The flag :p


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WAnk
2nd Mar 2001, 09:26 AM
***WANK!!!!***


alright, new screenshot time. also, i think i need to explain the mod a little more

WAnk the flag is much like Capture the flag. everything is the same, but the WAnker. when you get the flag, you no longer have the use of normal weapons. all you have to defend youself is the flag. What you do, is WAnk the flag at people. this will send out a shockwave that knocks people back. as the distance gets further, the shockwave gets less powerful. if you force someone to suicide with your shockwave, or get close enough to touch the person with the flag, you get a point. here is a shot of wank the flag in actual match play

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el Gato
2nd Mar 2001, 10:03 AM
Sweet pic, WAnk. I see the coders have been quite busy the past 8 months. That pic alone keeps me content for the beta release. Keep up the good wank!

Hey, are your coders working on any anti-Wankbot protection? Nothing ruins a good game of WTH like a Wankbot. All that no- skill auto-wanking... :mad:

Morety
2nd Mar 2001, 10:04 AM
omg it's back! :D

Is the spooge in this version white instead of green?

el Gato
2nd Mar 2001, 10:39 AM
Why would it be white instead of green? Isn't your's green? ;)

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
2nd Mar 2001, 10:51 AM
Only if you're Mr.Spock

Morety
2nd Mar 2001, 10:59 AM
It's blue, if you're a smurf.

The Dopefish
2nd Mar 2001, 01:34 PM
I was hoping this day would come again. (No pun intended.)

Tosk
2nd Mar 2001, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Morety
It's blue, if you're a smurf.

........... or a Troll ;)

Boogey
3rd Mar 2001, 09:29 AM
Wank... u be da man... that pic had me LOLing bigtime... thanks..

Kilham
4th Mar 2001, 08:36 AM
Originally posted by Cleaner
Just one little question: Will it run on my WAnking 98SE or do I have to upgrade to WAnk2k?Well we have to ask - what about WAnkME ? :D and what map was that screenie from - it looks like the bridge in CTF-OrChasm.