LOLOL I love "Bots stop talking s**t!"
A few adds:
10) You buy a cell phone only because people can no longer reach you due to marathon UT sessions online.
9) Your roommate buys a cell phone only because of your marathon UT sessions online.
(And what's sad, is that these are true)
8) The beginning of every conversation you have with your roommate is "Hey, watch me kill this guy...."
7) You no longer get up to go to the bathroom. (And that doesn't mean you've stopped going, either)
6) Your pressure your fiance to include your UT nickname as part of her married name. "What's wrong with Sarah Michaels-Fragmeister? Oh, c'mon, you're just being silly...why don't you care about the things I care about...?"
5) You are willing to forgo watching The Simpsons to play UT.
4) Playing UT is starting to interfere with how much time you can spend in bars.
3) You've removed cherished pornography from your hard drive to do a "full install" to squeeze out the few extra FPS.
2) You actually buy copies of the game for friends so you can frag them online.
2a) You actually buy new PCs for friends, so you can buy them the game, so you can frag them online.
and the #1 reason:
1) Sex? Just two more flag runs, and after I frag this $@#%! sniper that keeps nailing me....
-- Das Fragmeister
Yah, I am zo kick-*** , I make ze uzzer snipers look az zough zey were spitting q-tips through a wet straw. Touch my monkey!