This actually happens to me, and if you play me...

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In that case, can I be PU admin of Belly-lint? I promise to do a good job (actually, I plan to take a 3 week vacation immediately if you sign me on)

And people, Let's get over the CliffyB thing. Yes, He did a LOT for UT, and yes, He has his own page of Ownage. But as far as beating him being a badge of honor: he's human, like everyone else. Got his good days and bad days. And if you beat him a few times in DM or what have you, yay you! But it's not like you, um, CODED UT. So clap once or twice and move on.

And frankly Shai'pale, if I saw you on a server, I would get off too. But not for the reasons you posted above.

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Shai'tan

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You'll know why.

1) You're the last one in a 16 player Free for All DM and everyone leaves because they're still licking their wounds from any # of battles.

2) You receive a check monthly from NGStats for royalties after dozens of fans check your scores every day.

3) You beat CliffyB in RA in his own maps. Twice. (Been there, done that.)

4) He leaves the next time you join a server with him in because he remembers. (Yes, three times.)

5) You've made it on to CliffyB's ICQ list, but are on Ignore because your last smackdown 'annoyed' him. (Just ask.)

6) You'd dream UT, but you can't sleep because you're too busy playing it.

7) You become a PU admin just to grab the swag stuff before everyone else and enhance your gaming experience.

Is that enough?

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I want to wait and see what the PU admins have to say about Shai'tan (all the admins are rather "well-read" don't you know?). But from what I remember of him in the IRC, he is pompous, arrogant role-player, whose only claim to superiority is boasting, drive-by threats, a 'demonic' name, and an astonishingly effective 'skillz' at annoying everyone in irc. Oh yes, fear him.

And by the way, <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>6) You'd dream UT, but you can't sleep because you're too busy playing it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> this happens to you? I dunno if this was supposed to impress me? Because really, I think it makes you look very pathetic, to lose sleep over a video game. Sure, wow, you can dominate on maps now and frag people easily. Good for you.

Now go get a life.

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Incidentally, what is you complete title again? Planet Unreal Administrator is so vague, and anybody can write that down. Specifically, what part of Planet Unreal are you administrator of?

(e.g.: Shai'tan, PlanetUnreal Administrator of Crap).
 
The_Inflictor

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Ohhh, I was really impressed ;)

*cough* *BS* *cough*

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jenny?

jenny?

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well.. you're not me, so you can't rule TOO much. sorry, that's just the way it is. ask anybody here. :eek:

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BaronSamedi

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Your talkin about Blow Smoke here aint ya?

Not me!

Yeah, you rule Jen, You rule ;)

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Blatant Bastich

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Besides who can't beat CliffyB....well me... but I'm sure someone can.

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Blistering_Pants

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Hey guys I'm so cool that in order to realy feel cool I won't wait for someone to actualy say that I'm cool I'll just come here and tell you all that I'm cool and hope that you believe me. F@g. You earn respect you don't just tell people to respect you because you think you deserve it :(
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Boom

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LOL at the PU admin of Belly Lint!!!

All hail Jing!

Ummmmm, I've been collecting my belly lint from the last 10 years. Where should I send it?

Oh yeah, I forgot the whole point of this thread.

I wish I could be cool like Sh1t-tan. But my UT skills are apparently nowhere near as good as his. It appears that all my real skills are in the bedroom with da ladies. ;)

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