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Jackal
20th Feb 2008, 03:17 PM
It's true. We are happy for him.

For years TWD has lusted for a womans touch. Now, he has one and can't keep his hands off her. Since they are getting married soon, we all wish him luck from BuF.

Big-Al
20th Feb 2008, 03:26 PM
FAKE!


PHOTOSHOPPED
!!!!!

IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

:p

Defeat
20th Feb 2008, 03:27 PM
I'll throw my roflz into this thread

SleepyHe4d
20th Feb 2008, 03:27 PM
we all wish him luck

lies!

Kaithofis
20th Feb 2008, 03:33 PM
My girlfriend is hotter :o

Jackal
20th Feb 2008, 03:34 PM
We do question the "legitimacy" of this however. Nowdays with computer programs, one can simulate anything in a picture. I have attached an image for refrence to prove how easy it is to "shop" someone in.

and until there is a "tits or GTFO" or a picture of the both of them with the words "Jackal pwns us" with a date, we will continue to question this "gf".

SlayerDragon
20th Feb 2008, 03:37 PM
rofl

TWD
20th Feb 2008, 03:38 PM
It's funny to see how everyone reacts. I didn't really say anything to anybody about her, and as soon as people find out they get all excited. I mean geez it comes up, but I never said anything to you guys about "getting married soon".

KarmaB
20th Feb 2008, 04:25 PM
FAKE!


PHOTOSHOPPED
!!!!!

IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

:p

LADIES!!! I am as real as they come!
Just believe it and be happy for him! good greif,
you'd think YOU all were on weed!

UBerserker
20th Feb 2008, 04:25 PM
Just awesome.

Zarniwoop
20th Feb 2008, 04:30 PM
roflicious thread :lol:

drakon
20th Feb 2008, 04:46 PM
Is she the secret admirer you mentioned back in Jan? :p

Btw, lmao @ tags :lol:

Jacks:Revenge
20th Feb 2008, 04:51 PM
:rolleyes:

is my contribution

ZenPirate
20th Feb 2008, 04:59 PM
Hooray for TWD !!!

sid
20th Feb 2008, 05:00 PM
What?! hes got a girlfriend! dammit! I really am a loser!

jk

Im happy for you mate :)

Rambowjo
20th Feb 2008, 05:19 PM
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9936/leadersofmormonismvc4.jpg

KarmaB
20th Feb 2008, 05:23 PM
Hooray for TWD !!!

thank you, ZenPirate
thank you thank you thank you

its good to know someone around here is sober into seeing reality for TWD

Agent_5
20th Feb 2008, 05:23 PM
It's funny to see how everyone reacts. I didn't really say anything to anybody about her, and as soon as people find out they get all excited. I mean geez it comes up, but I never said anything to you guys about "getting married soon".

Well you talked about all your other past relationships in IRC. The fact that you didn't come in one day blabbering about having a gf is quite suprising. What's this lady's name anyway? I'm having trouble coming up with a nickname for her and could use some inspiration. More info please!

KarmaB
20th Feb 2008, 05:24 PM
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9936/leadersofmormonismvc4.jpg

LOL
you make it sound like I ran away from a cult! or that you are asking for a ransom!

KarmaB
20th Feb 2008, 05:26 PM
Well you talked about all your other failed relationships in IRC. The fact that you didn't come in one day blabbering about having a gf is quite suprising. What's this lady's name anyway? I'm having trouble coming up with a nickname for her and could use some inspiration. More info please!

my name is Amy.

I am sure that he decided to mention it more subtely, like he did, because you would react in a funnier way.
He was right
we loved MOST of the reactions we got
(I did not appreciate the assumption that I am not real)

DeeperShade
20th Feb 2008, 05:26 PM
Congrats TWD.
I'm pleased for you and am overjoyed to hear you've finally decided you're not gay afterall.

All the best.

post nekkid pics

anaemic
20th Feb 2008, 05:27 PM
i thought you ran away TO a cult o_O ?

B
20th Feb 2008, 05:28 PM
Someone slap me I must be still dreaming....

TWD has a girlfriend? haha nice.

Zarniwoop
20th Feb 2008, 05:31 PM
post nekkid pics
I'm still waiting for the pics of his sister.

BillyBadAss
20th Feb 2008, 05:34 PM
I need to see a picture of you both kissing.:D

Big-Al
20th Feb 2008, 05:38 PM
LADIES!!! I am as real as they come!
Just believe it and be happy for him! good greif,
you'd think YOU all were on weed!

humm from Utah... wasn't there another thread with information about that about women from Utah? damn, I voted no before finishing to read the poll. Now I'd like to have voted yes.

On the other hand you can always convert to some religion under the condition that you get one(or more in Utah :) ) women free with every new concession.

A spiritual bargain so to speak...

edit: so you're free as a bird again?

http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=174931

Agent_5
20th Feb 2008, 05:51 PM
my name is Amy.

Well "DMMD" actually has some possibilities... "damned" "dimmed" "dimmer" "dimmidy" "de-manned" "dermond"... I'll have to think about it some more. Though Brizz thinks I should call you "stalker"

(I did not appreciate the assumption that I not real)


[15:36] River: Ahh, now that TWD's become a man and got his woman, I guess that means I'm left with only rambowjo, and zxan to throw poop at :(
[15:36] River: Sad day.. sad day.
[15:37] Selerox: hehe, yeah
[15:37] TWD|laptop: lol I'm not married to her yet guys
[15:37] TWD|laptop: I'm not engaged
[15:37] Agent_5: yet
[15:37] TWD|laptop: it will be a few months before I can start doing things like that
[15:37] Nereid: lol
[15:37] TWD|laptop: but it's a very good possibility, it's very serious.
[15:37] Kaithofis: Months.. weeks..
[15:37] TWD|laptop: anyways I'm gonna work on my basement so see ya
[15:37] *** TWD|laptop has signed off IRC (Quit: ).


Timestamp on your post = Today, 03:26 PM

Coincidence? I think not!

T2A`
20th Feb 2008, 05:52 PM
I thought DMMD was a spambot. I was offered vBulletin friendship while he/she had one post so the request was denied!

It's funny to see how everyone reacts. I didn't really say anything to anybody about her, and as soon as people find out they get all excited. I mean geez it comes up, but I never said anything to you guys about "getting married soon".That's funny, because all you've ever done is talk about past/present/potential girlfriends on IRC. You planted the seeds of excitement yourself, buddy. :p

http://hyru.ath.cx:60080/fbuwiki/index.php?title=User:TWD&oldid=3947#Girlfriends

ZenPirate
20th Feb 2008, 05:55 PM
thank you, ZenPirate
thank you thank you thank you

its good to know someone around here is sober into seeing reality for TWD

You're welcome, but don't call me sober :D

daloonie
20th Feb 2008, 06:08 PM
Mysterious girl is mysterious!

Tits or it never happened!

Kaithofis
20th Feb 2008, 06:15 PM
I heard Mythbusters were doing the myth of TWD's gf in the new season.

Jackal
20th Feb 2008, 06:17 PM
I have her real name and address if anyone wants it :S

Exus Tecius
20th Feb 2008, 06:18 PM
well congrats to you both.the world is yours now.:)



i hope thats no jackal trap again.:o

Twisted Metal
20th Feb 2008, 06:45 PM
What's with the neck mark? Is TWD abusive? I always knew that mormons had a violent streak in them. :eek:

NeoNite
20th Feb 2008, 06:51 PM
Uh oh... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBZf9SeYVis&feature=related)

KarmaB
20th Feb 2008, 07:30 PM
Ladies! I would like to make it clear that even though TWD and I aren't engaged, I hope we will be in awhile. I have read most of the wiki; what is so remarkable about him having a girlfriend? you all make me worry that there is something really wrong with him! LOL Is there anything that I should know?

Also, NO NUDITY!!! You guys tease TWD for wearing magic underwear, well I will be wearing my own magic underwear soon enough. No nudity, I would rather remain a mystery.

KarmaB
20th Feb 2008, 07:36 PM
What's with the neck mark? Is TWD abusive? I always knew that mormons had a violent streak in them. :eek:

OMG!!! I didn't know he could be so rough and man-handling (in a hot and nonabusive way) but he is, and I LOVE IT! This hickie was nothing! The only reason it isn't worse was because we were interrupted. He isn't too naughty, but he does enough to let me know what he is gonna be capable of later ;)

T2A`
20th Feb 2008, 07:51 PM
This is definitely TWD on an alternate account.

Continuum
20th Feb 2008, 07:54 PM
my name is Amy.

I am sure that he decided to mention it more subtely, like he did, because you would react in a funnier way.
He was right
we loved MOST of the reactions we got
(I did not appreciate the assumption that I not real)

Be warned hes stikler for spelin and gramner, even has started multiple threads about that sort of thing.

KarmaB
20th Feb 2008, 08:22 PM
LOL thanks for the warning

Airmoran
20th Feb 2008, 08:30 PM
...though TWD and I aren't engaged, I hope we will be...
:eek:

TWD, run.

KarmaB
20th Feb 2008, 08:32 PM
gee, thanks

Kantham
20th Feb 2008, 08:34 PM
What's with the neck mark? :eek:

Probably lacking photos so he just thought "Why not adding this one too"?
Dunno.

N1ghtmare
20th Feb 2008, 08:43 PM
95058

Click :)

Kantham
20th Feb 2008, 08:47 PM
Now you can't read this either.

SleepyHe4d
20th Feb 2008, 08:48 PM
gee, thanks

If he really had a GF then he would've known not to send you here, but if you found out about this yourself then... TWD, RUN!!1

N1ghtmare
20th Feb 2008, 08:49 PM
Fight Back against default color users!

Oh yea congrats TWD
So if TWD is The White Dragon what it DMMD? 0_o

SleepyHe4d
20th Feb 2008, 08:51 PM
Fight Back against default color users!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tim5nU3DwIE)

what it DMMD? 0_o

Deathly Manipulative Marriage Dragon?

N1ghtmare
20th Feb 2008, 08:56 PM
So this is what it looks like to you guys!
95059

Agent_5
20th Feb 2008, 09:01 PM
So if TWD is The White Dragon what it DMMD? 0_o
She talked about it in bob's thread about his pot escapades (on page two, near the bottom)
LOL
Dark Mistress of Music ... and Dragons on the side

I usually call myself jeanie400 or CROWNED
but jeanie400 wasn't applicable, and CROWNED would get me into trouble with you ladies

SleepyHe4d
20th Feb 2008, 09:05 PM
Why does she call us ladies? What does she know that I don't? :(

OMG I FOUND A CLUE
thanks *takes a sip of her ice water

How much gold and epicz was she?

Al
20th Feb 2008, 09:07 PM
+1 for BuF Classics

KarmaB
20th Feb 2008, 09:30 PM
wow you guys read into things waaaaayyy more than you need to,
I call you ladies, because I knew that as soon as I came, you would be dishing this stuff out. I was right! LOL so I call you ladies to make myself feel on top of the charts.
TWD didn't direct me here, I came here myself. I said in the beginning, I felt it was time to make an appearance.

dotnetbeast
20th Feb 2008, 10:22 PM
^ Agreed. It never happened unless I see more.

Kantham
20th Feb 2008, 10:31 PM
LOL so I call you ladies to make myself feel on top of the charts.

Which chart?

MoogleRancha
20th Feb 2008, 10:37 PM
I need to see a picture of you both kissing.:D

Her and his sister? :mwink:

T2A`
20th Feb 2008, 11:18 PM
Which chart?The chart of people who don't exist?

thewalkingman
21st Feb 2008, 12:03 AM
Girls have cooties TWD.

TWD
21st Feb 2008, 12:11 AM
It's ok. Cooties are afraid of me.

Rambowjo
21st Feb 2008, 01:33 AM
I thought you were a dragon though :(

Skold
21st Feb 2008, 01:35 AM
http://forums.beyondunreal.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=95049&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1203538840

Looks like she has the AIDS. :: puke::

Agent_5
21st Feb 2008, 01:35 AM
I thought you were a dragon though :(

D just loves to crush the hopes and dreams of little children. :(:(:(

VanDyke
21st Feb 2008, 01:38 AM
It's funny to see how everyone reacts. I didn't really say anything to anybody about her, and as soon as people find out they get all excited. I mean geez it comes up, but I never said anything to you guys about "getting married soon".

tit pics with date or GTFO

KarmaB
21st Feb 2008, 02:39 AM
http://forums.beyondunreal.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=95049&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1203538840

Looks like she has the AIDS. :: puke::

dude, common seriously the only way you might be able to tell if a hicky had an AIDS virus in it is if you had it yourself....
anything you wish to share with the class?
(takes another sip of her ice water)

KarmaB
21st Feb 2008, 02:40 AM
tit pics with date or GTFO

OH MY!!!! CHILL!!!
lemme ask TWD if a certain pic would be ok, and then we will see

be nice, dang,
if you wanna see something, you have to be NICE!

Rambowjo
21st Feb 2008, 02:47 AM
Please give that pic http://dreamviews.com/community/images/smilies/hug.gif










:flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:

Defeat
21st Feb 2008, 02:52 AM
This thread gets my official "This is an interesting thread" comment.

Peccavi
21st Feb 2008, 02:55 AM
I got my two minutes back...

KarmaB
21st Feb 2008, 02:57 AM
Please give that pic http://dreamviews.com/community/images/smilies/hug.gif




tell TWD that, not me.... its not exactly up to me...
but it also isn't completely up to you guys to just tell me to leave





:flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:

BobTheBeheader
21st Feb 2008, 03:12 AM
DMMD, Check this out:
TWD's Sister thread (http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=146682)

Defeat
21st Feb 2008, 03:23 AM
Man bob, thats like the best thread ever.

VanDyke
21st Feb 2008, 03:25 AM
Man bob, thats like the best thread ever.

man boob? where? :D

KarmaB
21st Feb 2008, 03:58 AM
DMMD, Check this out:
TWD's Sister thread (http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=146682)

You have no idea how I highly appreciate this thread. TWD told me about his sister's shower/clothing escapades with him in the room,
but I had NO IDEA that ALL THIS was going on!
THANK YOU!
He isn't in trouble, but he has a LOT of explaining to do.
How old is this thread?
:mad:

KarmaB
21st Feb 2008, 04:06 AM
LADIES!!!! I called TWD about the sister thread.....
IT IS ALMOST 7 YEARS OLD!!!!!
wow
you tried to get him in trouble for something that happened 7 years ago?
I thought this was current because he also has a sister at the age of 18 currently, so I thought that you were all talking about her.
It turns out you were talking about his OLDER sister. GOOD GREIF

LADIES!!! Give it up!
TWD is too good all around! This is a battle you can't win LOL
A for effort though!

Big-Al
21st Feb 2008, 04:29 AM
so DMMD do you play and games? like Unreal Tournament? :)

FaT CaM
21st Feb 2008, 06:39 AM
Tags ftw :D

toniglandyl
21st Feb 2008, 06:41 AM
congratulations, both of you ! :-)
toutes mes félicitations !

now go fill the "picture of you" thread :D

DeeperShade
21st Feb 2008, 07:10 AM
OMG! DMMD, YOU SHOULD GET THAT THING ON YOUR NECK CHECKEDOUT!

http://www.yunaco.com/bushack/reg/images/8005wsinherneck.gif

Zarniwoop
21st Feb 2008, 07:15 AM
This is gonna be one for the classics :lol:

Latent Image
21st Feb 2008, 08:12 AM
This thread is of its nut!

sid
21st Feb 2008, 08:16 AM
So who else has a feeling that this thread is sooooooo landing in the classics vault?

UBerserker
21st Feb 2008, 08:29 AM
Just here to say hel-o and nice avatar to DMMD.

Deathmaker
21st Feb 2008, 08:54 AM
So... GF cam?

Jackal
21st Feb 2008, 09:22 AM
OMG! DMMD, YOU SHOULD GET THAT THING ON YOUR NECK CHECKEDOUT!

http://www.yunaco.com/bushack/reg/images/8005wsinherneck.gif

After I cleaned up the soda that I spat out from laughing at that....thing, I realized how goddamn funny that is again.

:tup:

Jrubzjeknf
21st Feb 2008, 09:38 AM
ITT: photoshop!


This pic isn't photoshopped though. This one is real and the pic in the first post actually is.

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8194/dmmdisqapeteyq2.jpg

GotBeer?
21st Feb 2008, 10:03 AM
Also, NO NUDITY!!! You guys tease TWD for wearing magic underwear, well I will be wearing my own magic underwear soon enough. No nudity, I would rather remain a mystery.Underwear pics are good too. :mwink:

Just so we're clear: I'm not talking about TWD, OK?

toniglandyl
21st Feb 2008, 10:05 AM
Underwear pics are good too. :mwink:

Just so we're clear: I'm not talking about TWD, OK?

well I bet hyru and others would like TWD in undies too :mwink:

Jackal
21st Feb 2008, 10:08 AM
well I bet hyru and others would like TWD in undies too :mwink:

We've already seen him in underwear. Atleast, I've seen him in his boxers :S

TWD
21st Feb 2008, 10:32 AM
DMMD is very good at MegaManX. I remember playing that game for hours and hours and hours and never getting far. I watched her play it for about 15 minutes, and she had already beaten the first set of levels. She plowed through the levels as fast as possible, and barely ever got hit.

Umm...Jackal has seen me in boxers? O_o

B
21st Feb 2008, 10:34 AM
So your imaginary girl is a geek too ?!

Rambowjo
21st Feb 2008, 10:52 AM
well I bet hyru and others would like TWD in undies too :mwink:

TWD is not all that hot, imo :(

drakon
21st Feb 2008, 11:00 AM
TWD is not all that hot, imo :(

OUCH! :eek::lol::p

Big-Al
21st Feb 2008, 11:11 AM
DMMD is very good at MegaManX. I remember playing that game for hours and hours and hours and never getting far. I watched her play it for about 15 minutes, and she had already beaten the first set of levels. She plowed through the levels as fast as possible, and barely ever got hit.

Umm...Jackal has seen me in boxers? O_o

well then i think she should trade up :p

Sarevok
21st Feb 2008, 11:47 AM
I...I sense a great disturbance in the force...

Flak
21st Feb 2008, 12:08 PM
lol @ the cooties tag.

Grats to both of you!

daloonie
21st Feb 2008, 12:41 PM
I...I sense a great disturbance in the force...
Tell me where is Padmť? Is she allright?

Jackal
21st Feb 2008, 01:53 PM
She's in Utah, becareful though.

daloonie
21st Feb 2008, 04:32 PM
Uh oh... Utah is hatU spelled backwards!

Coincidence?

KarmaB
21st Feb 2008, 04:45 PM
DMMD is very good at MegaManX. I remember playing that game for hours and hours and hours and never getting far. I watched her play it for about 15 minutes, and she had already beaten the first set of levels. She plowed through the levels as fast as possible, and barely ever got hit.

Umm...Jackal has seen me in boxers? O_o

TWD doesn't give me a change to be modest. I don't play any online gaming-yet. MOST classic and old school games on an origional nintendo or supernintendo I am a master at!
yes, I am a geek! Life can't be fully appreciated unless you are.

This HAD BETTER become a classic thread! LOL

T2A`
21st Feb 2008, 04:46 PM
Oh, I'm sure it will. ;)

SleepyHe4d
21st Feb 2008, 04:49 PM
I dunno, it kind of ruins it when 20 so called "I'm cool and smart for declaring it myself" people spam "CLASSIC! CLASSIC!" ;)

Oh god, T2A is starting the avatar stealing thing again...

Kantham
21st Feb 2008, 04:49 PM
I just learned that you can be a geek for playing Old School video games! :-)


Note: You know what a Geek is, right?

KarmaB
21st Feb 2008, 04:59 PM
TWD is not all that hot, imo :(

There would be only one real reason that you would say this:
A because you are jealous
B because you are gay, and really don't think he is hot

B is probably false, because in the time that I dated TWD at least four of my gay friends have thought he was really hot, which totally weirded me out

SleepyHe4d
21st Feb 2008, 05:00 PM
Rambow is like some kind of weird thing... I think it's called bi or something, but it's understandable that he thinks he isn't cause he's like... 12 or some kind of weird age I haven't heard of.

Kaithofis
21st Feb 2008, 05:02 PM
No, it's called "Danish"

KarmaB
21st Feb 2008, 05:05 PM
I just learned that you can be a geek for playing Old School video games! :-)


Note: You know what a Geek is, right?

I am also a computers major. My entire room is decorated in Disney Princesses and Pirates of the Carribean. I have pimples, wear glasses/contacts, my USB's are my LIFE.... what else do I need to be classified as a geek (also considering I am a girl who won a title in a pageant?)

SleepyHe4d
21st Feb 2008, 05:09 PM
What kind of porn do you enjoy?

NeoNite
21st Feb 2008, 05:10 PM
No, it's called "Danish"

Danish Pastry:

1 cup butter
1/2 cup water
3/4 cup sugar
2 tsp yeast
2 cups warm milk
1 tbsp sugar
1 tsp salt
2 eggs
6 cups flour

Pastry:

Place butter and sugar in 4 qt.

bowl, pour heated milk over fat.

Let stand while yeast dissolves in 1/2 cup.

water and 1 tbsp.

sugar.

Stir and let stand for 5 min.

When yeast is dissolved and bubbly, add eggs and beat well.

Add yeast/egg mixture to cooled milk mixture.

Add salt to flour in sifter and sift in to bowl of above ingredients.

Beat with a spoon until all flour is added to make a soft dough.

Let rise until double.

Heat milk.

Mix sugar, salt and flour together and stir into hot milk.

Stir until thick, beat egg yolk and gradually add hot mixture to yolk until hot and then add back to origional mixture.

Cook 1 minute more.

Let cool.

Assembly:

Divide dough into 3 portions, or, make up to 12 small pastries.

Roll out to about 1/4 to 1/2 thick rectangles, long side perpendicular to you works best.

Prune or Apricot Filling:

Have ready an unbuttered baking sheet. Place in saucepan and brinto a boil.

8 oz dried prunes or dried apricots

1 cup water or cider

1/4 cup sugar

pinch salt

Reduce the heat and simmer until the prunes are very soft, 20 to 30 minutes. (some fruits are drier than others--add more liquid and cook a bit longer if necesary to soften.) Stir in:

2 tbsp lemon juice

Tranfser to a blender of food processor and puree.

Danish:

Cut dough in squares and place the prune or apricot filling. Cut into eighteen 3-inch squares.

Place a scant tablespoon of prune or apricot filling in the center of each square in place of am. Gather the 4 corners of the dough and pinch together above the filling. Place the pasteries 2 to 3 inches apart on the baking sheet. Let rise until pastry, 30 to 60 minutes.

Position a rack in the lower third of the oven. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F.

KarmaB
21st Feb 2008, 05:11 PM
What kind of porn do you enjoy?

point well taken. When I used to be naughty and young(er), I didn't watch porn for pleasure; they were far too hilarious and amusing. Instead of reading the kama sutra, I was experiencing these things for myself. Again, I am a woman, so being a geek has different classifications.

Kaithofis
21st Feb 2008, 05:12 PM
Danish Pastry:
<recipe>



It's not Danish Pastry if there are no Danes in it. ;/

T2A`
21st Feb 2008, 05:13 PM
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4549/superkewlai4.jpg

Exus Tecius
21st Feb 2008, 05:13 PM
:lol::D
sleepy: no that wasnt straight noo.:D

neo: i know you hate me atm.but believe me you are the uberfreak of all us freaks here.pls stay like you are.:D

NeoNite
21st Feb 2008, 05:13 PM
It's not Danish Pastry if there are no Danes in it. ;/

Don't want to make my oven go ka-boom, eh.

Ooook back to the thread topic, whatever that may be.

SleepyHe4d
21st Feb 2008, 05:25 PM
Ooook back to the thread topic, whatever that may be.

Hmm, if I remember correctly it involved some kind of urban legend and also an Internet myth... you know something like that can't be true.

ShredPrince
21st Feb 2008, 05:37 PM
LADIES!!! I am as real as they come!
Just believe it and be happy for him! good greif,
you'd think YOU all were on weed!

Wait a second....

I don't know about you, but most people are doscile and relaxed from pot. I think it's crack your thinking of.

Also, I don't think it's fake.....:o

Twisted Metal
21st Feb 2008, 05:41 PM
http://forums.beyondunreal.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=95049&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1203538840

DMMD, just admit it, you're into slomming. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXcCnKh1jzs)

KarmaB
21st Feb 2008, 05:47 PM
http://forums.beyondunreal.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=95049&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1203538840

DMMD, just admit it, you're into slomming. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXcCnKh1jzs)

define slomming, and I will tell you what he is and isn't into....
you ladies know that he isn't going to admit to anything LOL

Twisted Metal
21st Feb 2008, 05:48 PM
^ Click the link.

ShredPrince
21st Feb 2008, 05:51 PM
I swear threads like this make BuF all worthwhile.

KarmaB
21st Feb 2008, 05:52 PM
^ Click the link.

oh my I wouldn't ever call TWD a leech, however, I can tell you that he was shocked at his own capabilities, and proud of himself.
I get never-ending bologna and cheese about it.

Rambowjo
21st Feb 2008, 05:53 PM
There would be only one real reason that you would say this:
A because you are jealous
B because you are gay, and really don't think he is hot

B is probably false, because in the time that I dated TWD at least four of my gay friends have thought he was really hot, which totally weirded me out

I'm bi (I think :p), but I'm also 16 years old, which is why I'm not really attracted to somebody as old as TWD.
I do have a preference for girls though.

KarmaB
21st Feb 2008, 06:15 PM
So... GF cam?

what? I am not forum savvy yet, GF cam? I am going to assume that you mean girlfriend, do you have have a cam?
yes I do why?

BillyBadAss
21st Feb 2008, 06:31 PM
what? I am not forum savvy yet, GF cam? I am going to assume that you mean girlfriend, do you have have a cam?
yes I do why?

The real question is when are you going to join this group (http://forums.beyondunreal.com/group.php?do=viewmembers&groupid=21)?

Firefly
21st Feb 2008, 06:50 PM
i find it odd that TWD hasn't posted in here for a while
Hmmmm....

SleepyHe4d
21st Feb 2008, 07:06 PM
oh my I wouldn't ever call TWD a leech, however, I can tell you that he was shocked at his own capabilities, and proud of himself.
I get never-ending bologna and cheese about it.

He was referring to the leech on your neck in that pic...

TWD
21st Feb 2008, 07:18 PM
Sorry but GF cam is all mine, and I'm not sharing :p

Latent Image
21st Feb 2008, 07:21 PM
Sorry but GF cam is all mine. No I'm not going to share :P

BuF can get Anon right on that :)

thewalkingman
21st Feb 2008, 08:28 PM
I find it odd that TWD hasn't posted in here for a while
Hmmmm....

Remember it was Yoko who broke up the band.

GeneticFreak
21st Feb 2008, 08:45 PM
TWD is getting married! The first out of many! Go TWD! We love you!

Sarevok
21st Feb 2008, 09:47 PM
If that's really your girlfriend TWD then you are doing good my brother.;)

IBStephyJo
21st Feb 2008, 11:36 PM
She looks like a high school student in that last picture.
Craddle robber!!!

TWD
21st Feb 2008, 11:52 PM
The pictures she posted of just herself are of her when she was still in High School. The picture of us together was taken about 3 weeks ago. She's 19, I'm 22.

KarmaB
22nd Feb 2008, 12:50 AM
Ladies, even if he was a cradle robber, I don't think many of you would really mind very much. The soul fact that he has a girlfriend is what has you all rolling! SOMEONE please tell me why this is such a big deal? I have never had people make such a fuss over being someone's girlfriend.

haarg
22nd Feb 2008, 01:01 AM
You don't seem to get it. It's TWD.

FPS.HeadShot
22nd Feb 2008, 01:18 AM
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii171/WarTorn2008/wowthread.jpg

congrats TWD!!!!! Love her with all your heart big guy ;)

Big-Al
22nd Feb 2008, 01:34 AM
The pictures she posted of just herself are of her when she was still in High School. The picture of us together was taken about 3 weeks ago. She's 19, I'm 22.

"photoshopped" 3 weeks ago ;)

Kaligraphic
22nd Feb 2008, 02:04 AM
Good going, TWD, I came back just to congratulate you.

daloonie
22nd Feb 2008, 06:43 AM
No, it's called "Danish"
:mad:

Balton
22nd Feb 2008, 07:10 AM
Ladies, even if he was a cradle robber, I don't think many of you would really mind very much. The soul fact that he has a girlfriend is what has you all rolling! SOMEONE please tell me why this is such a big deal? I have never had people make such a fuss over being someone's girlfriend.

I've not read the entire thread so Im not up on ALL the drama but as I see it we might know TWD longer than you know him and as far as we know you're his first which makes TWD the last to leave the Virgin Triumvir of Buf (although dopefish and tool're not really part of buf anymore).

Anyways, I'm wishing you two a great time and a long relationship.

p.s. where can I see magic mormon underwear and read up on significance?

Jackal
22nd Feb 2008, 11:16 AM
We've all been lied too :(

http://usera.imagecave.com/TheJackal_CFH/TWDFakesIt.jpg

TWD, we love you man, but please don't make up girls and then pretend that they are your girlfriend for us.

Breadtruck
22nd Feb 2008, 11:53 AM
http://photo.gangus.com/d/26788-2/ackbar.jpg

Big-Al
22nd Feb 2008, 12:06 PM
So TWD's name is Seth? like that guy in SuperBad?

Firefly
22nd Feb 2008, 12:07 PM
We've all been lied too :(

http://usera.imagecave.com/TheJackal_CFH/TWDFakesIt.jpg

TWD, we love you man, but please don't make up girls and then pretend that they are your girlfriend for us.

ouch, that'll sting

ShredPrince
22nd Feb 2008, 02:38 PM
That sux....:(

Poor TWD

GotBeer?
22nd Feb 2008, 03:18 PM
Ehh, what'd I tell ya? Random chick from MySpace.

daloonie
22nd Feb 2008, 03:24 PM
Ehh, what'd I tell ya? Random chick from MySpace.
Wha? http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=2887672

Firefly
22nd Feb 2008, 03:36 PM
heheh:D

ilkman
22nd Feb 2008, 03:57 PM
Only a thread with a girl in it could consistently stay at the top and reach 5 pages in a matter of days.

Firefly
22nd Feb 2008, 04:00 PM
point is, there is no girl

GotBeer?
22nd Feb 2008, 04:04 PM
OK, that was horrible.

8-4-7-2
22nd Feb 2008, 04:26 PM
The girl is a lie!

Hadmar
22nd Feb 2008, 04:44 PM
The probability for someone to post that line was so high, that I feared the universe would collapse if no one would do it. Thank you for saving us. :)

Firefly
22nd Feb 2008, 04:46 PM
8-4-7-2's avatar is very cute tho, who is she?

8-4-7-2
22nd Feb 2008, 04:54 PM
Grace Park

The picture is from her incredibly hot Maxim Shoot:
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/asiancelebs/grace-park-in-maxim-magazine/

Firefly
22nd Feb 2008, 05:01 PM
woah :D

thanks

Twisted Metal
22nd Feb 2008, 05:04 PM
Guys, TWD let his girlfriend use his IRC account, and simply switched his nick to DMMD. That screenshot that was posted by Jackal is TWD's whois information. So stop crying conspiracy and be happy for the guy! :rolleyes:

Firefly
22nd Feb 2008, 05:08 PM
it's much more fun acting like a tit tho:D

8-4-7-2
22nd Feb 2008, 05:08 PM
Yeah, I thought about that. It's certainly possible :)

Not that anyone here will believe it...

Airmoran
22nd Feb 2008, 05:30 PM
Only a thread with a girl in it could consistently stay at the top and reach 5 pages in a matter of days.

Apparently not. :p

dotnetbeast
22nd Feb 2008, 05:41 PM
Guys, TWD let his girlfriend use his IRC account, and simply switched his nick to DMMD. That screenshot that was posted by Jackal is TWD's whois information. So stop crying conspiracy and be happy for the guy! :rolleyes:

:hmm:

TWD
22nd Feb 2008, 05:53 PM
Ehh, what'd I tell ya? Random chick from MySpace.

Did it ever occur to you that maybe by some cosmic coincidence she just so happens to actually have a myspace account?

and yeah she was over at my house last night so she hopped onto IRC with my laptop.

If you guys really don't believe me, and need more convincing I'm sure we can work something out. If I posted some sort of video would that work better?

Goldfenix
22nd Feb 2008, 05:53 PM
the real oddness is; are you people really that geeky that when one of you gets a girl you all freak out and start up a whole thread and deny it? Cant be that hard to believe (I know its you are all messing around tho) Heh.

Firefly
22nd Feb 2008, 05:57 PM
:D

Stilgar
22nd Feb 2008, 06:01 PM
If you guys really don't believe me, and need more convincing I'm sure we can work something out. If I posted some sort of video would that work better?

:fluffle:

Zarniwoop
22nd Feb 2008, 06:08 PM
If I posted some sort of video would that work better?
Yes, you should deliver a statement to the people of BuF via video.

FaT CaM
22nd Feb 2008, 06:47 PM
the real oddness is; are you people really that geeky that when one of you gets a girl you all freak out and start up a whole thread and deny it? Cant be that hard to believe (I know its you are all messing around tho) Heh.

I'll reiterate on behalf of the others - Its TWD

I believe, TWD! Rock out with your woman and let the good times roll.

Jackal
22nd Feb 2008, 07:00 PM
Well then, if she was "over at your house" last night, there should be new marks and or pictures?!

Orrrrrrrrrrrrr twd is no longer a virgin.

M∆ST
22nd Feb 2008, 08:37 PM
Here is a list of things that are more likely than TWD having a real girlfriend:

1) TWD having an imaginary girlfriend
2) TWD having an imaginary dragon girlfriend
3) TWD having a real dragon girlfriend
4) TWD's sister having a girlfriend
5) TWD's sister being my girlfriend
6) TWD having 6 wives
7) TWD being a real dragon
8) TWD being a real dragon with a princess trapped in his castle
9) TWD being a real dragon with a princess trapped in his castle claiming that she is his girlfriend
10) There being only 10 things that BuF can think of as more likely than TWD having a real girlfriend

Continuum
22nd Feb 2008, 10:07 PM
Here is a list of things that are more likely than TWD having a real girlfriend:

1) TWD having an imaginary girlfriend
2) TWD having an imaginary dragon girlfriend
3) TWD having a real dragon girlfriend
4) TWD's sister having a girlfriend
5) TWD's sister being my girlfriend
6) TWD having 6 wives
7) TWD being a real dragon
8) TWD being a real dragon with a princess trapped in his castle
9) TWD being a real dragon with a princess trapped in his castle claiming that she is his girlfriend
10) There being only 10 things that BuF can think of as more likely than TWD having a real girlfriend
11) TWD Finally posting pictures of his sister. (unless those posted by others were real ;) )

Jackal
22nd Feb 2008, 10:11 PM
Only one way to tell for sure.

DMMD: Describe what a vagina looks like. (TWD has never seen on)

IBStephyJo
22nd Feb 2008, 11:04 PM
Ladies, even if he was a cradle robber, I don't think many of you would really mind very much. The soul fact that he has a girlfriend is what has you all rolling! SOMEONE please tell me why this is such a big deal? I have never had people make such a fuss over being someone's girlfriend.

YAY!! you finally refered to a female as "lady" instead of a guy. haha.

TWD- opps? I kinda thought you were older. :o

And now with all this She's real vs. she's TWD I'm confused

Firefly
23rd Feb 2008, 03:02 AM
we're just mucking about. Wether she's real or not doesn't matter. it's just a piss take:D

Big-Al
23rd Feb 2008, 05:19 AM
poor TWD being delusional

XxDangerxX
23rd Feb 2008, 05:45 AM
Here is a list of things that are more likely than TWD having a real girlfriend:

1) TWD having an imaginary girlfriend
2) TWD having an imaginary dragon girlfriend
3) TWD having a real dragon girlfriend
4) TWD's sister having a girlfriend
5) TWD's sister being my girlfriend
6) TWD having 6 wives
7) TWD being a real dragon
8) TWD being a real dragon with a princess trapped in his castle
9) TWD being a real dragon with a princess trapped in his castle claiming that she is his girlfriend
10) There being only 10 things that BuF can think of as more likely than TWD having a real girlfriend

11) TWD Finally posting pictures of his sister. (unless those posted by others were real ;) )
Lol, lol, and for the third time rofl! That is hilarious! :D

Deathmaker
23rd Feb 2008, 09:53 AM
If I posted some sort of video would that work better?

So... GF cam?

Gotta laugh at the Google Ads on this thread, I keep seeing stuff like "Mormon Ancestry", "Direct Dating: find singles in your area" and "Person.com: free live webcams". I'm glad I've whitelisted BuF. :D

MoogleRancha
23rd Feb 2008, 11:28 AM
Gotta laugh at the Google Ads on this thread, I keep seeing stuff like "Mormon Ancestry", "Direct Dating: find singles in your area" and "Person.com: free live webcams". I'm glad I've whitelisted BuF. :D

"You can stop your divorce" was one as well.

KarmaB
23rd Feb 2008, 06:08 PM
He doesn't need to see my vagina to know he loves me....
and apparently by recent definition, if you are all true geeks, you all have looked at porn and know what they look like yourselves.
I think its interesting that you all treat my like I am his sex symbol. LOL

Referring to the list, TWD is a real dragon, I am his girlfriend (my mythological creature is Vampress) and has no current wives..... I checked.

While I am still home this weekend, TWD and I would be happy to make a video for you guys.... its NOT going to be a sex video, though it may contain some PDA; don't be disappointed when you don't see a pic of his sister or my tits. :)

SleepyHe4d
23rd Feb 2008, 06:13 PM
Can we see TWD's tits?

Firefly
23rd Feb 2008, 06:27 PM
Can we see TWD's tits?

not even in jest

shudder

Rambowjo
23rd Feb 2008, 06:36 PM
He doesn't need to see my vagina to know he loves me....
and apparently by recent definition, if you are all true geeks, you all have looked at porn and know what they look like yourselves.
I think its interesting that you all treat my like I am his sex symbol. LOL

Referring to the list, TWD is a real dragon, I am his girlfriend (my mythological creature is Vampress) and has no current wives..... I checked.

While I am still home this weekend, TWD and I would be happy to make a video for you guys.... its NOT going to be a sex video, though it may contain some PDA; don't be disappointed when you don't see a pic of his sister or my tits. :)

OMG TITS?!

Slainchild
23rd Feb 2008, 06:40 PM
OMG TITS?!

(:goshen:Y:goshen:)

Firefly
23rd Feb 2008, 06:46 PM
/SLAM

The sound of this thread's credablity closing the door on its way out.
:D

Big-Al
23rd Feb 2008, 06:50 PM
OMG TITS?!

ahh it's soo much easier to read when the important words are big and bold :)
not distracted by the other stuff linking those words together :)

Jackal
23rd Feb 2008, 10:24 PM
He doesn't need to see my vagina to know he loves me....

Reading posts and comprehension are two different yet very important things.

I asked YOU to describe what a vagina looks like because TWD has never seen one. If YOU are in fact a real woman, then you can tell us sorta what one looks like.

TWD doesn't know this information and he wouldn't go about looking for one on the internet just to prove me/us wrong.

SleepyHe4d
23rd Feb 2008, 10:30 PM
lol.

Continuum
23rd Feb 2008, 11:36 PM
link removed

You'd think that having the forum censor these links would be enough of a clue

Jackal
23rd Feb 2008, 11:39 PM
... (http://poetry.***********/sexcat/0005/)

failure is your middle name sir!

Continuum
24th Feb 2008, 01:52 AM
failure is your middle name sir!

No had to reformat the url for some odd ***** reason.

awaw
24th Feb 2008, 08:00 AM
Has anybody searched for dmmd at youtube? :D

KarmaB
24th Feb 2008, 08:28 PM
This forum is the only place that I refer to myself as DMMD, so if you found something else that has DMMD on it, I doubt its me....

TWD and I made a video this weekend, but we had computer complications :(. We are vacationing this weekend together so we can make something else for you guys this weekend.

Jackal, I don't need to describe what a vagina looks like to prove that I am a woman, or that I'm not TWD, or whatever. I don't like looking crass (unless rambojo does it for me out of jest) if it is completely unnecessary for me to do so. You will get no such description from me; I am not stupid, I didn't answer the question because I didn't not understand it.

Your proof will be available on youtube shortly. :)

Airmoran
24th Feb 2008, 09:38 PM
What I don't get are the initial three pics. I mean, the role of the girlfriend is to have a massive chunk of files in a folder labeled "Pictures of Us". Can't you just, I dunno, post a couple of those instead?

Or at least show more than just that one pic? Don't you take pics on outings?

Jackal
24th Feb 2008, 09:40 PM
I don't like looking crass

You are NOT TWD.

Hi TWD's girlfriend. I'm Jackal :P

KarmaB
24th Feb 2008, 10:24 PM
You are NOT TWD.

Hi TWD's girlfriend. I'm Jackal :P

Hello, Jackal. If I had to pick a favorite from this forum, it would definately be you for you sarcasm, intellect, whit, and humor.
I hope to hear more from you!

KarmaB
24th Feb 2008, 10:26 PM
What I don't get are the initial three pics. I mean, the role of the girlfriend is to have a massive chunk of files in a folder labeled "Pictures of Us". Can't you just, I dunno, post a couple of those instead?

Or at least show more than just that one pic? Don't you take pics on outings?

We actually haven't taken that many pics yet, because our outing consist of church, making dinner at home, and spending time infront of the tv or computer. I guess I could take some pics of us doing these things.
Thanks for the reminder, because I really do need to get on that so I can have more pics for my myspace :P

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=192860233

thewalkingman
24th Feb 2008, 11:16 PM
http://text.glitter-graphics.net/tpurp/d.gifhttp://text.glitter-graphics.net/tpurp/m.gifhttp://text.glitter-graphics.net/tpurp/m.gifhttp://text.glitter-graphics.net/tpurp/d.gif

XxDangerxX
24th Feb 2008, 11:31 PM
Hi DMMD,

For what it's worth, I've seen your profile, and I can say with confidence that you are very beautiful. Don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise. :)

God bless.

KarmaB
24th Feb 2008, 11:33 PM
http://text.glitter-graphics.net/tpurp/d.gifhttp://text.glitter-graphics.net/tpurp/m.gifhttp://text.glitter-graphics.net/tpurp/m.gifhttp://text.glitter-graphics.net/tpurp/d.gif

wwwaaaaaaayyyy cute! thanks!

KarmaB
24th Feb 2008, 11:34 PM
Hi DMMD,

For what it's worth, you are very beautiful, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise. :)

God bless.

awwwwwww thanks! I really appreciate that!
SEE LADIES!!!! is it so hard to compliment me instead of debating my existance?

XxDangerxX
25th Feb 2008, 12:06 AM
Yeah. I'm a bit of a softie myself. What's to say? Girls are pretty! I actually made a girl blush in Queensland a month ago when I said she was "the most beautiful girl I have ever seen". It wasn't true, but she was pretty high up there with the best of them.

...and DMMD...

Also, I must say, I'm very impressed how you handled the idiotic, immature comments about body parts that all the nerds here threw at you in the last page or 2. Most girls I know would have been offended (and I wouldn't blame them either). Throwing it right back them like you did! Good lass! ;)

SO, LADIES: ARE YOU CONVINCED SHE'S REAL NOW?

KarmaB
25th Feb 2008, 12:15 AM
Yeah. I'm a bit of a softie myself. What's to say? Girls are pretty! I actually made a girl blush in Queensland a month ago when I said she was "the most beautiful girl I have ever seen". It wasn't true, but she was pretty high up there with the best of them.

...and DMMD...

Also, I must say, I'm very impressed how you handled the idiotic, immature comments about body parts that all the nerds here threw at you in the last page or 2. Most girls I know would have been offended (and I wouldn't blame them either). Throwing it right back them like you did! Good lass! ;)

SO, LADIES: ARE YOU CONVINCED SHE'S REAL NOW?

DUDE!!!! Thank you! You are the freakin bomb (even if you are a player)

togmkn
25th Feb 2008, 12:24 AM
Yeah. I'm a bit of a softie myself. What's to say? Girls are pretty! (etc. etc.) Throwing it right back them like you did! Good lass! ;)Sincere person, or the BEST INTERNET HOOKUP ARTIST EVER?

dotnetbeast
25th Feb 2008, 12:44 AM
^ :lol:

XxDangerxX
25th Feb 2008, 12:52 AM
Ouch, that hurts - being called a player, as well as a hookup artist. Though as much as it hurts, it probably shouldn't, because it just makes the point that real players are so good at acting sincere.

Let me tell you something: I have a lot of introverted qualities. You show me an introverted player and I'll give you 50 bucks. Because of that, I don't talk much. I like typing a whole lot better. That way, I'm not rushed to say something there and then. I have time to think about what I'm going to write, edit it if necessary, and phrase it in such a way that I mean it. Also instead of talking, I express myself through my music, and my keyboard, and my singing, and somewhat through my drumming.

Think of it this way: if I were a player, I wouldn't have said anything like that, because I'm not interested, because you've got a BF. Because it's me, and because you have a boyfriend, I gave you a compliment simply to encourage you and I couldn't have gotten anything out of it anyway. Although a heartfelt "thank you" would've been nice...

Oh; and what kind of player says "God bless", for crying out loud?

Also, AFAIK players aren't virgins. At least not by choice...

P.S.
If you love randomness and computer games, you might like this:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/425404

KarmaB
25th Feb 2008, 02:02 AM
Ouch, that hurts - being called a player, as well as a hookup artist. Though as much as it hurts, it probably shouldn't, because it just makes the point that real players are so good at acting sincere.

Let me tell you something: I have a lot of introverted qualities. You show me an introverted player and I'll give you 50 bucks. Because of that, I don't talk much. I like typing a whole lot better. That way, I'm not rushed to say something there and then. I have time to think about what I'm going to write, edit it if necessary, and phrase it in such a way that I mean it. Also instead of talking, I express myself through my music, and my keyboard, and my singing, and somewhat through my drumming.

Think of it this way: if I were a player, I wouldn't have said anything like that, because I'm not interested, because you've got a BF. Because it's me, and because you have a boyfriend, I gave you a compliment simply to encourage you and I couldn't have gotten anything out of it anyway. Although a heartfelt "thank you" would've been nice...

Oh; and what kind of player says "God bless", for crying out loud?

Also, AFAIK players aren't virgins. At least not by choice...

P.S.
If you love randomness and computer games, you might like this:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/425404

I apologize, you are right, you aren't a player. Thank you for the comment, it seriously made me smile because there are only a few guys on here who ARE sincere and kind to me. I can't check the link tonight, but I will check it out asap tomorrow when I get all my work done. Thanks, dude.

Big-Al
25th Feb 2008, 02:26 AM
SO, LADIES: ARE YOU CONVINCED SHE'S REAL NOW?

yes :)

(but i still wanna poke fun at TWD :D

how do we know TWD is real and not DMMD's attempt to be a boy on the interwebz! (i'd say she failed :p )

Balton
25th Feb 2008, 05:17 AM
Only a thread with a girl in it could consistently stay at the top and reach 5 pages in a matter of days.

Better than religious or political discussions. And although there's no flaming going on there're still enough people willing to make a fool out of themselves 'for da ladiez' :lol:

XxDangerxX
25th Feb 2008, 06:08 AM
...it seriously made me smile because there are only a few guys on here who ARE sincere and kind to me.
Well, that's their loss isn't it! ;) But yeah, your above response was exactly what I was hoping for. Gave me all the satisfaction I needed. I'm so glad you were able to see me as I am.

My job is done. :)

MoogleRancha
25th Feb 2008, 06:36 AM
In all seriousness, what he means is...

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5968/posttitsst5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Big-Al
25th Feb 2008, 06:43 AM
In all seriousness, what he means is...

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5968/posttitsst5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

does your girlfriend know you make comments like that to other girls????

MoogleRancha
25th Feb 2008, 07:00 AM
does your girlfriend know you make comments like that to other girls????

She knows that it is all in jest. But if she thinks I'm not kidding (for some reason), I stop for her.

Usually I hit on guys anyway. :D

Jackal
25th Feb 2008, 08:07 AM
Also, I must say, I'm very impressed how you handled the idiotic, immature comments about body parts that all the nerds here threw at you in the last page or 2. Most girls I know would have been offended (and I wouldn't blame them either). Throwing it right back them like you did! Good lass! ;)

You haven't been around long enough to even THINK about questioning us and the questions that we ask. Obviously you will learn this if you stick around.

DMMD got it, why can't you?

Big-Al
25th Feb 2008, 08:18 AM
She knows that it is all in jest. But if she thinks I'm not kidding (for some reason), I stop for her.

Usually I hit on guys anyway. :D

oh so she's one of those girls who makes it their mission to turn a gay guy straight :lol:

Balton
25th Feb 2008, 08:30 AM
You haven't been around long enough to even THINK about questioning us and the questions that we ask. Obviously you will learn this if you stick around.

DMMD got it, why can't you?

Because he's desperate? I mean, he's virgin 'by choice'! ;)

GotBeer?
25th Feb 2008, 09:58 AM
awwwwwww thanks! I really appreciate that!
SEE LADIES!!!! is it so hard to compliment me instead of debating my existance?I never doubted it, but where's the fun in that? Like Big-Al said:

...i still wanna poke fun at TWD :D
Oh yeah: 'existence' ;)

KarmaB
25th Feb 2008, 01:14 PM
I never doubted it, but where's the fun in that? Like Big-Al said:

Oh yeah: 'existence' ;)

Okay ladies, I get the point about grammar and mechanical errors. I am sorry that I am not the perfect geek that you all want me to be. :lol:

Zarniwoop
25th Feb 2008, 01:16 PM
The more serious you take it the more they'll poke fun at you.

KarmaB
25th Feb 2008, 02:20 PM
The more serious you take it the more they'll poke fun at you.

duh! I like being teased on here, why do you think that I keep coming back? (and I enjoy reading other threads even if I don't say anything in them)

But seriously, you guys are so freakin anal about the technicalities of everyone else's messages!

TWD
25th Feb 2008, 03:10 PM
While we're at it I would be careful about using the word anal...

Big-Al
25th Feb 2008, 03:28 PM
While we're at it I would be careful about using the word anal...

oh i dunno, anal mmmmmmmmmmm

:p

Firefly
25th Feb 2008, 03:48 PM
my irony radar is going off the scale:D

DeeperShade
25th Feb 2008, 04:22 PM
While we're at it I would be careful about using the word anal...

You really know how to stoke the fires in my loins TWD. Rrrrawr.
I DO DECLARE!

Flak
25th Feb 2008, 04:26 PM
:eek:

Firefly
25th Feb 2008, 04:30 PM
yeh, don't beat around the bush
ahem :D

thewalkingman
25th Feb 2008, 07:35 PM
I had to write in the latest thread tag.

Jackal
25th Feb 2008, 08:13 PM
I had to write in the latest thread tag.

I fixed it for ya :)

KarmaB
25th Feb 2008, 08:53 PM
WOW! You ladies make it sound like you all really enjoy anal!
How often does this happen to all of you?:lol:

toniglandyl
25th Feb 2008, 08:58 PM
BuFers have something with anal, and it sometimes involves dead raptors :mwink:

and I don't think it happens all that often. but I remember a thread about anal sex (and it was serious ! :eek: )

DeeperShade
25th Feb 2008, 09:16 PM
WOW! You ladies make it sound like you all really enjoy anal!
How often does this happen to all of you?:lol:

Are you saying you don't like anal? :o

KarmaB
25th Feb 2008, 09:40 PM
Are you saying you don't like anal? :o

I never said whether or not I liked it, I was talking about YOU ladies.
Don't change the subject for once, not everyone has answered this question yet.
Think twice before turning my own question on me.

SlayerDragon
25th Feb 2008, 10:06 PM
I never said whether or not I liked it, I was talking about YOU ladies.
Don't change the subject for once, not everyone has answered this question yet.
Think twice before turning my own question on me.

On the occasions my ex let me do that, yeah it was pretty good :lol:

XxDangerxX
25th Feb 2008, 10:12 PM
Ew. Could we get off the topic of anal please?

SlayerDragon
25th Feb 2008, 10:14 PM
Ew. Could we get off the topic of anal please?

Uncomfortable memories of "Uncle" Bill?

DeeperShade
25th Feb 2008, 10:16 PM
Ew. Could we get off the topic of anal please?

No.

So anyway, DMMD, do you like anal? You never answered. I mean, you're in a relationship now, seems to be going well, when are you going to let TWD reacharound?

Airmoran
25th Feb 2008, 10:16 PM
New (?) and important (!) developments:

- TWD met his lovely GF, in the flesh, only 4 weeks ago. He took her to a Homecomming (sic) dance on Week 2. This is why they share only one picture between the two of them. After all, they only had like, 4 chances to take picture and, as you know, one of those chances fell victim to computer troubles. Incidentally, I never knew they had homecoming dances in February. I mean, it’s kinda obvious now and it’s like one of those things I guess everyone figures out, but I guess I just never did. Weird. :shrug:

- At a first glance, it’s kinda… statistically improbable… for such a lucky couple to be so far along in the span of 4 weeks, isn’t it? I mean, despite the long distances involved and the relatively short life of the relationship, the two are already musing about being engaged, married, and so forth. Luckily, this is not the whole picture. When I inquired about this potential discrepancy, TWD informed us that although he first saw his fine lady 4 weeks ago, he actually had known her for years beforehand in a chatroom for LSD-types. I don’t see how anyone can doubt the existence of this relationship now.

- The auspicious duo are going camping next week. Yes, it’ll be in the middle of both a semester and a quarter, but you make the time when you’re in love. TWD promised that he’ll take pictures during this trip. I pray that both TWD and DMMD solve their camera problems by then!

- DMMD was in a prior relationship and almost got engaged, presumably before she turned 19. This relationship was abusive and DMMD finally broke the relationship off when her ex refused to be married in a Mormon Temple. Her life's so lyrically interesting and perfect for TWD that it almost reads like a book!

- DMMD can only talk about a few select subjects, mostly how hot TWD is and how she shares his affinity for dragons. Other topics include how experienced and kinky TWD is for a virgin. I guess this isn’t really a new development, but it’s an oft-emphasized one. TWD told us: “<@TWD> I met her friend named Liz in an LDS type chatroom, and I showed her that picture of me holding a pillow (the first pic I ever showed you guys of me) and she was like OMG he is sooo hot” Rock on, my man. Rock on. After years of rejection, you hit the jackpot. There cannot possibly be a sad ending to this relationship!

XxDangerxX
25th Feb 2008, 10:40 PM
There cannot possibly be a sad ending to this relationship!

Unless, of course, they're not careful, and they find somewhere down the track that they don't have the love that they used to and they wonder what happened to that cute couple that fell in love when they were younger and liked the same things, etc. etc.

Just like all the rest of the couples in the world that haven't been educated.

If you don't want it to end up like the majority of marriages that end in divorce, or at least separation, you'll make an investment now:

Read John Gray's "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" (http://www.amazon.com/Men-Mars-Women-Venus-Understanding/dp/0060574216/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1203997461&sr=8-2) and Gary Chapman's "The 5 Love Languages" (http://www.amazon.com/Five-Love-Languages-Heartfelt-Commitment/dp/1881273156/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1203997352&sr=8-2).

Also, remember to see a relationship counsellor maybe once or twice a year or even every couple of months as a sort of "doctor's checkup"

Peace out!

hyrulian
25th Feb 2008, 10:42 PM
New (?) and important (!) developments:

What a post!

http://hyru.ath.cx:60080/~battousai/hyru_seal.gif

DeeperShade
25th Feb 2008, 10:46 PM
Unless, of course, they're not careful, and they find somewhere down the track that they don't have the love that they used to and they wonder what happened to that cute couple that fell in love when they were younger and liked the same things, etc. etc.

Just like all the rest of the couples in the world that haven't been educated.

If you don't want it to end up like the majority of marriages that end in divorce, or at least separation, you'll make an investment now:

Read John Gray's "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" (http://www.amazon.com/Men-Mars-Women-Venus-Understanding/dp/0060574216/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1203997461&sr=8-2) and Gary Chapman's "The 5 Love Languages" (http://www.amazon.com/Five-Love-Languages-Heartfelt-Commitment/dp/1881273156/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1203997352&sr=8-2).

Also, remember to see a relationship counsellor maybe once or twice a year or even every couple of months as a sort of "doctor's checkup"

Peace out!

I ****ing hate you now.

XxDangerxX
25th Feb 2008, 10:52 PM
Yeah, why's that? Just curious...

DeeperShade
25th Feb 2008, 10:54 PM
Because you seem to think that the only way twd and dmmd are going to have a decent relationship is to buy two books and see marriage counsellors.

If there were some way I could adequately explain to you how much of a ****ing idiot you are, I would, however, the english language fails me on this, and so I'll just go ahead and continue hating you.

MoogleRancha
25th Feb 2008, 11:12 PM
I never said whether or not I liked it, I was talking about YOU ladies.
Don't change the subject for once, not everyone has answered this question yet.
Think twice before turning my own question on me.

I am a man and I don't mind anal sex from other men on occasions. If I'm REALLY horny and REALLY bored. With only men around. Sometimes reach-arounds occur, and those are fantastic.

Renegade Retard
25th Feb 2008, 11:20 PM
TWD gave me AIDS.

KarmaB
25th Feb 2008, 11:36 PM
New (?) and important (!) developments:

- TWD met his lovely GF, in the flesh, only 4 weeks ago. He took her to a Homecomming (sic) dance on Week 2. This is why they share only one picture between the two of them. After all, they only had like, 4 chances to take picture and, as you know, one of those chances fell victim to computer troubles. Incidentally, I never knew they had homecoming dances in February. I mean, itís kinda obvious now and itís like one of those things I guess everyone figures out, but I guess I just never did. Weird. :shrug:

- At a first glance, itís kindaÖ statistically improbableÖ for such a lucky couple to be so far along in the span of 4 weeks, isnít it? I mean, despite the long distances involved and the relatively short life of the relationship, the two are already musing about being engaged, married, and so forth. Luckily, this is not the whole picture. When I inquired about this potential discrepancy, TWD informed us that although he first saw his fine lady 4 weeks ago, he actually had known her for years beforehand in a chatroom for LSD-types. I donít see how anyone can doubt the existence of this relationship now.

- The auspicious duo are going camping next week. Yes, itíll be in the middle of both a semester and a quarter, but you make the time when youíre in love. TWD promised that heíll take pictures during this trip. I pray that both TWD and DMMD solve their camera problems by then!

- DMMD was in a prior relationship and almost got engaged, presumably before she turned 19. This relationship was abusive and DMMD finally broke the relationship off when her ex refused to be married in a Mormon Temple. Her life's so lyrically interesting and perfect for TWD that it almost reads like a book!

- DMMD can only talk about a few selection subjects, mostly how hot TWD is and how she shares his affinity for dragons. Other topics include how experienced and kinky TWD is for a virgin. I guess this isnít really a new development, but itís an oft-emphasized one. TWD told us: ď<@TWD> I met her friend named Liz in an LDS type chatroom, and I showed her that picture of me holding a pillow (the first pic I ever showed you guys of me) and she rejection, you hit the jackpot. There cannot possibly be a sad ending to this relationship!

YOU are the only one on here who really understands what is going on! YOU GET IT!! Thank you for explaining the above comments.

Ladies!!! This is what is going on! LEARN from this gentleman who had the balls to tell it like it really is instead of "acting like a tit".
Now that the real story has been understood and is out there, I have a feeling that this thread is coming to a slow end.

KarmaB
25th Feb 2008, 11:39 PM
No.

So anyway, DMMD, do you like anal? You never answered. I mean, you're in a relationship now, seems to be going well, when are you going to let TWD reacharound?

how is any of this YOUR business? Umm, it isn't. Stop wasting your breath by asking me these questions, and get back to your OWN anal sex.

KarmaB
25th Feb 2008, 11:41 PM
I ****ing hate you now.

EAT IT, River! EAT IT!

Zer0
25th Feb 2008, 11:41 PM
...I have a feeling that this thread is coming to a slow end.

I doubt it. :lol:

KarmaB
25th Feb 2008, 11:43 PM
I am a man and I don't mind anal sex from other men on occasions. If I'm REALLY horny and REALLY bored. With only men around. Sometimes reach-arounds occur, and those are fantastic.

thanks for the honesty, dude!:eek:

XxDangerxX
26th Feb 2008, 01:28 AM
YOU are the only one on here who really understands what is going on! YOU GET IT!! Thank you for explaining the above comments.

Ladies!!! This is what is going on! LEARN from this gentleman who had the balls to tell it like it really is instead of "acting like a tit".
Now that the real story has been understood and is out there, I have a feeling that this thread is coming to a slow end.

Kewl! I'll take that as a compliment! ;) (Thanks for stickin' up for me)

So does that mean you are going to read those books?


Also, have you followed that link I posted before at newgrounds.com?

P.S.
Guess how old I am...

P.P.S.
Don't bother going into my profile to find out because I've turned age and date of birth off.

P.P.P.S.
I'm can almost guarantee that I'm not the only gentleman browsing BuF. There are no doubt others, but were not interested in the smut which is prevalent throughout this thread. Either that, or they (much like I was before I first posted in this thread) have a religious background and were afraid that if they post in such a thread, it would mean they read it and then someone from their community would find out and judge them.

On that note, I'm all for multiculturalism and equal treatment for minorities and everything, but I disapprove of this (http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showpost.php?p=2088610&postcount=240). Put quite simply, homosexuality is a sin, and there's plenty of places in the Bible that will have something to say about it.

Airmoran
26th Feb 2008, 02:21 AM
On that note, I'm all for multiculturalism and equal treatment for minorities and everything, but I disapprove of this (http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showpost.php?p=2088610&postcount=240). Put quite simply, homosexuality is a sin, and there's plenty of places in the Bible that will have something to say about it.
This thread can now be officially filed under AWESOME.

Agent_5
26th Feb 2008, 02:29 AM
This thread can now be officially filed under AWESOME.
I didn't really bother reading his post after all of his ps nonsense, but yes - I agree.

Anyway, back on topic.
TWD gave me AIDS.
picsplz

Big-Al
26th Feb 2008, 02:36 AM
New (?) and important (!) developments:

- TWD met his lovely GF, in the flesh, only 4 weeks ago. He took her to a Homecomming (sic) dance on Week 2. This is why they share only one picture between the two of them. After all, they only had like, 4 chances to take picture and, as you know, one of those chances fell victim to computer troubles. Incidentally, I never knew they had homecoming dances in February. I mean, itís kinda obvious now and itís like one of those things I guess everyone figures out, but I guess I just never did. Weird. :shrug:

- At a first glance, itís kindaÖ statistically improbableÖ for such a lucky couple to be so far along in the span of 4 weeks, isnít it? I mean, despite the long distances involved and the relatively short life of the relationship, the two are already musing about being engaged, married, and so forth. Luckily, this is not the whole picture. When I inquired about this potential discrepancy, TWD informed us that although he first saw his fine lady 4 weeks ago, he actually had known her for years beforehand in a chatroom for LSD-types. I donít see how anyone can doubt the existence of this relationship now.

- The auspicious duo are going camping next week. Yes, itíll be in the middle of both a semester and a quarter, but you make the time when youíre in love. TWD promised that heíll take pictures during this trip. I pray that both TWD and DMMD solve their camera problems by then!

- DMMD was in a prior relationship and almost got engaged, presumably before she turned 19. This relationship was abusive and DMMD finally broke the relationship off when her ex refused to be married in a Mormon Temple. Her life's so lyrically interesting and perfect for TWD that it almost reads like a book!

- DMMD can only talk about a few select subjects, mostly how hot TWD is and how she shares his affinity for dragons. Other topics include how experienced and kinky TWD is for a virgin. I guess this isnít really a new development, but itís an oft-emphasized one. TWD told us: ď<@TWD> I met her friend named Liz in an LDS type chatroom, and I showed her that picture of me holding a pillow (the first pic I ever showed you guys of me) and she was like OMG he is sooo hotĒ Rock on, my man. Rock on. After years of rejection, you hit the jackpot. There cannot possibly be a sad ending to this relationship!

that's a lot of reading. i'm just gonna go with TWD has no girlfriend and XxDangerxX has no boyfriend.