LordKhaine....my five year wants a word with you

Prophetus · May 29, 2000

Ok...I've been teaching my five year old how to play UT. No, she's not clan material, but she is getting the concept

. She expressed interest to play online...well...I'll let her ask:

lurdkandy i daughter of profetus. he my daddy. i learned from him much of ut. i want to praktic on someone wit same skills as me...daddy say you good boy to play wid. Kan wee pluleese play. daddy say don't hurt u so i tri not to hurt. daddy say you play wit him...but he no see u stay long. sumting wrung wit yur puter i think...but daddy say u leave because yu get hurt too much. i promis i don't hurted u much. plulease play...plulease

Hey what can I say...she's a doll

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[XII]TomCom · May 29, 2000

LMAO

SkummyB|BuF · May 29, 2000

LMAO!
C'mon LK how can you say no to that poor girl

Lady_Ruiner · May 29, 2000

ROFLMAO!!!

I think she can take LordKandy!!!

Girl Power

BITE ME!!!

LordKhaine · May 29, 2000

LOL, Hmmm, If I acept, you'll all call me a bulley

, and if I decline, you'll all call me a wimp

. Hmmmm, looks like I'll play then

.

PS. LR, remember when we did a 1 on 1. The 3 game scores were 10 to -2, 10 to 0 and 10 to 2, all in my favour . So I guess you better find an easier player to annoy

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[F-U]Ruffrider · May 29, 2000

LK.... from what Ive seen playing online with Lady she aint so bad anymore. We even had a whole game switching sides because we went to the opposite team.... Beware of LR

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spyder913 · May 29, 2000

hehehehahahaha

OshadowO · May 29, 2000

Proph, you really take the cake man, that is funny as hell!!
LOL

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Stosh · May 30, 2000

Don't let them bother your LK, I think you can take her!

I guess I'm a llama too, my nine year old plays UT. He's a bit bored with it, now he's playing The Sims, and RollerCoaster Tycoon.

DSV_Selerox[PuF] · May 30, 2000

I think it was a bit cruel to put LK in that position, but I'd love to see that game:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>sumting wrung wit yur puter i think...but daddy say u leave because yu get hurt too much.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Basicaly, "daddy says you suck"

HAHAHAHA

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[Ci]Morgan · May 30, 2000

LOL
Make her a Ci-t

Necroth · May 30, 2000

ROLFMAO !!!!! LK there you go, i put my money on the little one, any 5 year old confident enough to challenge you, get my respect

BTW Proph, is there an age limit on UT of 12 years.

i remeber that some us asked the llama farm to put the parents on the farm who let their underaged childeren play UT.

Seems i must forfill that obligation

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Prophetus · May 30, 2000

uh oh...you caught me Blow

. Well, to the farm I must go...but can I get a reprieve until she wups Lurdkandy's miniture @ss...hehe

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The_Inflictor · May 30, 2000

LOL @ Blow!

Nice one

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DSV_Selerox[PuF] · May 30, 2000

/me cannot type because of extreme pain caused by laughing very, very hard...

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WAnk · May 30, 2000

HAHAHA

that is tooooo funny!

ummmm WAnk??

The Dopefish · May 30, 2000

Hot damn this is funny. I seem to recall a thread I made about under-13 UT players being instant llamas. I rescind my statement. This girl has more charisma than TheRock (we'll see about that :))

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LordKhaine · May 30, 2000

Haha, you all doubt the lord, you shall see my smite down the unbelivers. I shall fight, and win against your 5 year old, but I shall be as gentile as possible. And Proph, I hope youve turned down the violence and filtered taunts off

, dont want to give you're kid nightmares do we now. Proph just wants revenge after I did a post about him in *the* thread

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And Ruff, I aint scared of LR, infact I'm gonna 1 on 1 with her later today. There she will, once again, die by my hand. LordKandy indeed, I gotta start calling you Lady_Ruined, on account of your UT skills, or lack of them

And Dope, you may be next if ya dont shut it

/me is shocked at his sudden bad guy status

DragonAsh · May 30, 2000

Shes adorable! *LOL*

But I dont know wich is worse. The beating LK will take.....or the fact that little 4 yr old girls when to start killing people *LOL*
j\k

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Boom · May 30, 2000

You're not a bad guy LordK. But you gotta understand that we are all going to be rooting for Phrophs daughter. She is just way too cool

LurdKandy...ROTFL

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