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Prophetus
29th May 2000, 08:20 PM
Ok...I've been teaching my five year old how to play UT. No, she's not clan material, but she is getting the concept :). She expressed interest to play online...well...I'll let her ask:


lurdkandy i daughter of profetus. he my daddy. i learned from him much of ut. i want to praktic on someone wit same skills as me...daddy say you good boy to play wid. Kan wee pluleese play. daddy say don't hurt u so i tri not to hurt. daddy say you play wit him...but he no see u stay long. sumting wrung wit yur puter i think...but daddy say u leave because yu get hurt too much. i promis i don't hurted u much. plulease play...plulease


Hey what can I say...she's a doll :)

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[XII]TomCom
29th May 2000, 08:25 PM
LMAO :)

SkummyB|BuF
29th May 2000, 08:36 PM
LMAO!
C'mon LK how can you say no to that poor girl :)

Lady_Ruiner
29th May 2000, 08:39 PM
ROFLMAO!!!

I think she can take LordKandy!!!

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LordKhaine
29th May 2000, 08:50 PM
LOL, Hmmm, If I acept, you'll all call me a bulley :(, and if I decline, you'll all call me a wimp :(. Hmmmm, looks like I'll play then :).

PS. LR, remember when we did a 1 on 1. The 3 game scores were 10 to -2, 10 to 0 and 10 to 2, all in my favour . So I guess you better find an easier player to annoy :)

[This message has been edited by LordKhaine (edited 05-29-2000).]

[F-U]Ruffrider
29th May 2000, 10:51 PM
LK.... from what Ive seen playing online with Lady she aint so bad anymore. We even had a whole game switching sides because we went to the opposite team.... Beware of LR :).

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spyder913
29th May 2000, 11:03 PM
hehehehahahaha

OshadowO
29th May 2000, 11:18 PM
Proph, you really take the cake man, that is funny as hell!!
LOL :)
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Stosh
30th May 2000, 02:09 AM
Don't let them bother your LK, I think you can take her! ;)

I guess I'm a llama too, my nine year old plays UT. He's a bit bored with it, now he's playing The Sims, and RollerCoaster Tycoon.

DSV_Selerox[PuF]
30th May 2000, 02:27 AM
I think it was a bit cruel to put LK in that position, but I'd love to see that game:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>sumting wrung wit yur puter i think...but daddy say u leave because yu get hurt too much.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Basicaly, "daddy says you suck" :D HAHAHAHA

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[Ci]Morgan
30th May 2000, 06:26 AM
LOL
Make her a Ci-t :)
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Necroth
30th May 2000, 07:15 AM
ROLFMAO !!!!! LK there you go, i put my money on the little one, any 5 year old confident enough to challenge you, get my respect ;)

BTW Proph, is there an age limit on UT of 12 years. ;) i remeber that some us asked the llama farm to put the parents on the farm who let their underaged childeren play UT.

Seems i must forfill that obligation ;)

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Prophetus
30th May 2000, 08:24 AM
uh oh...you caught me Blow :). Well, to the farm I must go...but can I get a reprieve until she wups Lurdkandy's miniture @ss...hehe :)

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The_Inflictor
30th May 2000, 09:15 AM
LOL @ Blow!

Nice one :)

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DSV_Selerox[PuF]
30th May 2000, 09:47 AM
/me cannot type because of extreme pain caused by laughing very, very hard... :D

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WAnk
30th May 2000, 09:58 AM
HAHAHA :) that is tooooo funny!

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The Dopefish
30th May 2000, 10:07 AM
Hot damn this is funny. I seem to recall a thread I made about under-13 UT players being instant llamas. I rescind my statement. This girl has more charisma than TheRock (we'll see about that :)). LK: You better watch out or this girl will layeth the smacketh down on your roody poo candy *** . :)

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LordKhaine
30th May 2000, 11:15 AM
Haha, you all doubt the lord, you shall see my smite down the unbelivers. I shall fight, and win against your 5 year old, but I shall be as gentile as possible. And Proph, I hope youve turned down the violence and filtered taunts off ;), dont want to give you're kid nightmares do we now. Proph just wants revenge after I did a post about him in *the* thread :).

And Ruff, I aint scared of LR, infact I'm gonna 1 on 1 with her later today. There she will, once again, die by my hand. LordKandy indeed, I gotta start calling you Lady_Ruined, on account of your UT skills, or lack of them:p

And Dope, you may be next if ya dont shut it :)

/me is shocked at his sudden bad guy status

DragonAsh
30th May 2000, 11:31 AM
Shes adorable! *LOL*

But I dont know wich is worse. The beating LK will take.....or the fact that little 4 yr old girls when to start killing people *LOL*
j\k

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Boom
30th May 2000, 12:35 PM
You're not a bad guy LordK. But you gotta understand that we are all going to be rooting for Phrophs daughter. She is just way too cool :)

LurdKandy...ROTFL

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Necroth
30th May 2000, 01:44 PM
hehe, prop, just be sure she won't be an spammer, spawnsniper, IH whore, or what else most underaged kids are aqused off.

But still i bet my money on the little one, LK just need an nice spaking of her ;)

Sorry LK, but this i gotta see ;)

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[PuF]RaptoR
30th May 2000, 03:50 PM
ROFL
lurdkandy had better watch out ;)

Go "Prophetus' five year old daughter whatever her name is"! :)

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>i want to praktic on someone wit same skills as me...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Put simply, she is saying "Are you five too?"

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Prophetus
31st May 2000, 05:56 PM
hi me liddle gyrl of profetus daddy say i need knew nam i wand new name can u elp me wid new name

lurdkandy i thunk u sweet daddy say u sweet he laff wen he say dat dunno y

i wanna pley wid u butt daddy say u haf truble wit pyng i dunno know wad pyng id but daddy say u hab no pyng maybe that a famly problm

i ear u on peaker daddy say thad was rw u sound lyk liddle girl i hab liddl girl frends i wanna hab u for liddl girl frend

ok by by daddy say i neid to prakis

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Rooster
31st May 2000, 06:08 PM
Uhhmm.. I typically think of my (now) 5 year old as pretty smart - she recognizes all the letters in words, and can spell her name (Ali - not Alexandra)- can count to 20... can play Blue's Clues games on her computer - but can't spell words that she thinks of.

Either my kid aint that smart, or Proph's kid is closer to 6, or Proph is messin with LK's head.

If she's closer to 6, I'm gonna have to load up UT on my daughters computer and let her practice. Then we can have Ali go head to head with Proph's kid. :)

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LordKhaine
31st May 2000, 08:52 PM
Rooster, cant you tell. That wasnt Prophs kid, that was Proph without the spell check on :)

Clayeth
31st May 2000, 09:12 PM
LK, don't ruin it... that was his kid! ;)

Hey, there's a name, "The Kid"

I want to see a demo of this match... if it ever does take place.

Boom
31st May 2000, 09:41 PM
Proph, she could take one of the Powerpuff girls names.

Blossom,
Bubbles,
Buttercup.

The Powerpuff girls rule, best new cartoon in years.

She could just be PowerPuF or PowerPuF_Girl

Ummmmm, if I'm gonna come up with any more ideas for names, I need to know what stuff she likes.

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[PuF]RaptoR
1st Jun 2000, 07:26 AM
Hehe

This is just too funny. If it ever does happen then PLZ put demos of it up 4 download.

Did anyone notice that the post was in Prophs name and not his daughter's...

I recon Proph has multiple personality disorder. :)

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[PuF]RaptoR
1st Jun 2000, 10:38 AM
hehe

this is just too funny!

hehe

umm...

hehe

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Clayeth
1st Jun 2000, 11:52 AM
Hey, after she beats the crap out of Lord Khaine maybe she should challenge Rooster's daughter :)

OshadowO
9th Apr 2001, 12:56 PM
THis is part I of the LK Bumped Thread Series.

{WAC}DJ JaKe
9th Apr 2001, 05:38 PM
I find myslef rather advanced in terms of skill, and my younger brother watches me play allt he time, and he is an incredible help by doing things such hitting F1 for me so i can see the scores without lifting a finger. Or when i get nailed im like "damn, how? Whats he pinging Alex?" He quickly responds cause he knwos its his job to watch that kind of thing. Anyway, hes only played a few times, and now hes full time, for the last week, and hes already got an idea of whats going down. SO what i propose is a 1 on 1, best out of 3 DM with your Daughter, aged 5, and my younger brother, aged 7.
I understand their might be some kind of diffrence in motor skills, but it wont be official...yet. Maybe we might be the ones to pioneer Fisher Price UT sever, running Kiddie mods, what do you think?
I can imagine one of us jumping on the comp when one of them is losing, "just to give them a hand..." lol

PS I dubbed him Synergy, a name he really seems to like, and he fancies jump match instagib domination, LOL, what a joker. Ahh these kids are going to be pure breed Unreal ]|[ killin machines, when the timee comes

Kilham
10th May 2001, 05:38 PM
Couldn't resist bumping this one again - Happy birthday LK :).

The Dopefish
10th May 2001, 05:49 PM
Heh, I don't mind it. :D

mobace
11th May 2001, 06:32 AM
snarf

DrugPatch
11th May 2001, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by Rooster
Uhhmm.. I typically think of my (now) 5 year old as pretty smart - she recognizes all the letters in words, and can spell her name (Ali - not Alexandra)- can count to 20... can play Blue's Clues games on her computer - but can't spell words that she thinks of.

First, Hello All from another dumbass newbie! Great Forum!

My three-year-old son has just come across from Thomas the Tank Engine to UT (& Tac-Ops). :)
He always makes me go into player-setup so he can type his name - BEN.
OK it's only three letters but he's 3 ffs.
And he also now uses mouse-look.

He's throwing down the gauntlet to the winner of PowerPuf_Girl and LordKandy. :D
(to make it fair he said he'd only use the enforcer :p)

p.s. possibly the youngest UT player in the world???

Stillborn
12th May 2001, 06:13 AM
You will let us know how it all ends now won't you ;)

"bump"

Robot TinMan|BuF
12th May 2001, 06:24 AM
:D

Omg! This thread is awesome, hehe.
Hmm, match still on? Is it finished? ;)

RaptoR
12th May 2001, 06:42 AM
Heh, I remember this thread from my newbie days. I think LK got 0wned, from what I remember ;)

WiLD2
12th May 2001, 10:40 AM
Proph's daughter is 6 now, isn't she? That's a whole year of refined skillz, I wanna see what kind of damage she can do.
If she hasn't got a name yet then LurdKandy suits her very well. Bring her back here, Prophetus, let's see what she has to say about it now ;)

RaptoR
12th May 2001, 04:50 PM
Rematch?? Time for LK to get 0wned again ;)