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BarneyGumball
4th Apr 2006, 04:06 AM
With your Toilet Paper do you:

1) Scrunch - Grab a nice roll of TP and scrunch it into a ballish shape and wipe?


2) Roll - Grab the whole roll and wrap it around your hand, pull it off then wipe?


3) Fold - Fold the TP along all the little perferated lines?



The alternates are just variations of the 3 i just listed...


Personally i just grab a roll and fold it in half until it's about the size of 1 square...
Enfyrneaux
4th Apr 2006, 04:57 AM
I selected alternate fold, because I don't fold along the lines.
sid
4th Apr 2006, 05:26 AM
How about the 'I dont use TP' option?
hyrulian
4th Apr 2006, 05:27 AM
Fold, but I don't purposely line it up with the lines...
Enfyrneaux
4th Apr 2006, 05:40 AM
How about the 'I dont use TP' option?
You and your bidets. Pfft. Where I come from, we sit on fire hoses.
sid
4th Apr 2006, 05:45 AM
Ohk so you burn them food and you burn them crap wow!!
rex
4th Apr 2006, 08:01 AM
Roll - easiest...

It's all the spicy food that does it. It burns, literally, so a fire hose is really necessary?
The_Head
4th Apr 2006, 08:07 AM
An Accurate fold :)
FaT CaM
4th Apr 2006, 08:58 AM
Aleternate scrunch - its a fold really, but follows no real pattern, i just make it into a sort of messy stack.
Kaligraphic
4th Apr 2006, 02:36 PM
I make little origami monkeys, stuff them in there, and call people over to ask them "hey, wanna see monkeys fly out of my ass?"
MrSmiles
4th Apr 2006, 03:45 PM
I don't use TP, I use a garden hose
Iron Archer
4th Apr 2006, 08:23 PM
One square of TP; fold diagonally twice, rip off the tip so when unfolded it makes a little hole; insert finger thru hole; wipe anus with finger; use tp square to wipe remaining crap off finger.

That's not my method, but that's a Drill Sergeants humor on the matter of conserving TP.
BarneyGumball
5th Apr 2006, 06:21 AM
lol i forgot to vote >_>
K
5th Apr 2006, 12:24 PM
With your Toilet Paper do you:
1) Scrunch - Grab a nice roll of TP and scrunch it into a ballish shape and wipe?
2) Roll - Grab the whole roll and wrap it around your hand, pull it off then wipe?
3) Fold - Fold the TP along all the little perferated lines?
The alternates are just variations of the 3 i just listed...
Personally i just grab a roll and fold it in half until it's about the size of 1 square...
WTF? :mad: The bandwagon for threads like this left about a month ago.:stick:
Enfyrneaux
5th Apr 2006, 01:41 PM
WTF? :mad: The bandwagon for threads like this left about a month ago.:stick:
Meh, it's been more than a year (http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=149652) since we had a "Scrunch or Fold" thread.
K
5th Apr 2006, 06:32 PM
:lol: :tup:
Trynant
5th Apr 2006, 07:04 PM
Poop humor is always welcome in BuF. Never blaspheme the sacred crap we post.

And I fold in the best way it can fit. That way I can refold after the first wipe to take maximum benefit from the toilet paper.
John O'h Diggin
5th Apr 2006, 08:33 PM
This thread is hilarious.

And for me I fold becuase I need something that makes it feel like soft baby hands are wiping my ass.
Nah really I just fold.
Dark Pulse
6th Apr 2006, 01:18 AM
This thread is hilarious.

And for me I fold becuase I need something that makes it feel like soft baby hands are wiping my ass.
Nah really I just fold.:con:
B
6th Apr 2006, 08:15 AM
One square of TP; fold diagonally twice, rip off the tip so when unfolded it makes a little hole; insert finger thru hole; wipe anus with finger; use tp square to wipe remaining crap off finger.

That's not my method, but that's a Drill Sergeants humor on the matter of conserving TP.

I was told that's how the chinese wipe.

I'm a folder.
gamergirl1337
6th Apr 2006, 12:33 PM
i scrunch and apparently its more cleaner than others because not as much bacteria can get to you....
Kaligraphic
6th Apr 2006, 09:23 PM
This thread is hilarious.

And for me I fold becuase I need something that makes it feel like soft baby hands are wiping my ass.
Nah really I just fold.
When I feel like having soft baby hands wiping my ass, I just use soft baby hands. In fact, I keep jar of baby hands by my toilet.

The only problem is that I have to go find the hands myself, but with progress I'm sure I'll soon be able to buy them in bulk.
Enfyrneaux
6th Apr 2006, 09:32 PM
[...] In fact, I keep jar of baby hands by my toilet.
[...] I'm sure I'll soon be able to buy them in bulk.
I was told that's how the chinese wipe.
:eek:
John O'h Diggin
6th Apr 2006, 09:48 PM
When I feel like having soft baby hands wiping my ass, I just use soft baby hands. In fact, I keep jar of baby hands by my toilet.

The only problem is that I have to go find the hands myself, but with progress I'm sure I'll soon be able to buy them in bulk.
:lol:
I guess I have to be smarter next time then