Khajiit and mammary glands

[Peavey]

Alright, so I'm a level 9 Female Khajiit Thief and I mean, I ****ing rule. I've beaten the Arena, I'm far along in the Dark Brotherhood, and I'm rocking.

But one thing is PISSING me off. I see all these other Imperial bitches with HUGE milkadunkalumps; their bras must be like a 34 D or something. And, being Khajiit and all, I am wondering if small breasts are normal for us?

I just get so pissed at these holier-than-thou Imperial broads tramping around their breasts, on display for all of Cyrodiil to see. And I just wish I had a little bit more to display. I mean overall I'm pretty happy with my figure, but this lack of mammarial fortitude has lead me to killing a few well-endowed females.

So I was wondering, when my master created me in the character creation screen, did he miss something? Could he have blessed me with giant bazookas? Or is this normal for khajiit?

[ilkman]

I say kill them all out of spite.

[Fuzzle]

Don't you guys have 8 boobs or something?

[Peavey]

Don't you guys have 8 boobs or something?

No, we don't; I have two heaping teaspoonfuls of fur topped with bubblegum-pink nipples on my chest. How do you think that makes me feel, dick?

Ilkman, this is what I have done numerous times. Killing these large-breasted humans is very satisfying. I use my expert Sneak and Marksman abilities with my Shadowhunt bow and stealth-kill these scandalous whores.

[Trynant]

You silly fool. Khajiit don't care about the breasts. They're all about muzzles.

Mmmm, muzzle.

Anyways, you should know that those imperials have implants as a racial ability. Hope that solves the problem. If not, why not kill something?

[Dave the Insane]

No, we don't; I have two heaping teaspoonfuls of fur topped with bubblegum-pink nipples on my chest. How do you think that makes me feel, dick?

Ilkman, this is what I have done numerous times. Killing these large-breasted humans is very satisfying. I use my expert Sneak and Marksman abilities with my Shadowhunt bow and stealth-kill these scandalous whores.

Shadowbow = win, i just got it. The Dark Brotherhood is awsome.

[Peavey]

They're all about muzzles.

This is very true, and I DO have a nice muzzle. But where it's really at is the behind. My tail hangs so gracefully off of my muscular, fuzzy, catty butt. I get so many looks a day I can't keep track. My Dark Brotherhood shrouded armor really accentuates this.

But still, these humans must die. Khajiit are superior to all and if we can not have breasts worthy of parading, then no one shall.

[ilkman]

On this note, the first person to "remove" all NPC's from the game gets a um...cookie of sorts.

[Peavey]

I need skooma

[SomewhatSuicidal]

I'm more worried about the Argonians suddenly developing mammary glands despite the minor issue of not being mammals.

[ilkman]

I'm more worried about the Argonians suddenly developing mammary glands despite the minor issue of not being mammals.

So you're saying that a mammal is defined by the presense of boobs?

[Thrash123]

I played Oblivion once at a friends' house, and I couldn't help but load Morrowind back on my system.

Since I have played it 50 times over, this time I plan to become a vampire and, as someone else mentioned, kill every NPC in the game.

[Fuzzle]

So you're saying that a mammal is defined by the presense of boobs?

Mammals are the only group of animals that suckle after birth. Hence, anyone with nipples is a mammal, and anyone without is not.

[Enfyrneaux]

Imagine all of the back pain those Imperial broads are hiding behind their grins ;)

So you're saying that a mammal is defined by the presense of boobs?
Mammals (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammal) are warm-blooded creatures that develop mammary glands. So yes.

[ilkman]

By the way, I wasnt really serious. :P

[Fuzzle]

Then I missed the joke :(

[B]

I'll give you some skooma once you hand over some pics for us as refference.

[Airmoran]

Mammals are the only group of animals that suckle after birth. Hence, anyone with nipples is a mammal, and anyone without is not.
You might not want to tell that to the scalies; they're pretty committed to the lie.

[Iron Archer]

get pregnant, maybe that will make them grow and lactate :D

[mokeh]

There is a skooma den in bravil I think, I killed all the wasters in there and came away with about 40 doses of the stuff :y5:

[Peavey]

There is a skooma den in bravil I think, I killed all the wasters in there and came away with about 40 doses of the stuff :y5:

Looks like I'm gonna have to try that. God damn I love that stuff.

[BillyBadAss]

No, we don't; I have two heaping teaspoonfuls of fur topped with bubblegum-pink nipples on my chest. How do you think that makes me feel, dick?

I hope you are happy. Right now Phatcat is sitting somewhere and cumming all over himself uncontrolably and not even really being sure why.:mad:

[Peavey]

Shapely feminine feline hips and muscular, silk-haired thighs DEAR GOD WHAT AM I DOING

BBA, I think you just gave me a skidmark from laughing too hard :lol::tup:

[Dark Pulse]

That's quite unladylike.