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Captain Starbuck

2nd Apr 2006, 01:41 PM

Hello I'm back.

I would like to explain myself my name comes from Stargate Atlantis on the Scifi channel.
I have weird obssesion with coffe beans I don't drink coffe I just sniff the beans and I would like to present the Java song.

Java song:
Java java java
oh so hot
java java
please help me
java java java
in my cup
java java java java
Now I have to pee

sid

2nd Apr 2006, 01:43 PM

Man this guys crazy XD :lol:

Captain Starbuck

2nd Apr 2006, 01:45 PM

I'm not crazy just hyper

I have the java remix too

sid

2nd Apr 2006, 01:48 PM

I wanna see that too :D

Kantham

2nd Apr 2006, 01:49 PM

Is that a Elevator music? Cuz' i don't like that kind of music.

Captain Starbuck

2nd Apr 2006, 01:53 PM

Boom boom boom boom boom boo boo boom
Java got the remix
Java got it going on
Java Java Java Jav Jav Java
The coffe is so so soo so hot
burns my tongue
Yo yo yo!!!!
Peace Out Java Style

The_Head

2nd Apr 2006, 01:59 PM

What a comeback :)
have a free cup of virtual coffee

Captain Starbuck

2nd Apr 2006, 02:00 PM

What a comeback :)
have a free cup of virtual coffee
I should have my own CD Platnium hit too it going number one on the charts

ZenPirate

2nd Apr 2006, 02:01 PM

Didn't we ban you?

DeaJae

2nd Apr 2006, 02:03 PM

Yea, im sure he was properly banned for evading his RO. Unless im thinking of someone different.

If i am, can we ban him anyway? :)

The_Head

2nd Apr 2006, 02:13 PM

Don't ban him, he is interesting.....

Cap'n Beeb

2nd Apr 2006, 02:36 PM

Get off our god damn internet.

Kantham

2nd Apr 2006, 02:41 PM

Let's start a poll LOL!

Trynant

2nd Apr 2006, 02:48 PM

Why art thou wasting thy hyperactivity on these forums?

Go somewhere to people who deserve it...

I'm thinking emailing any devs involved with sony, EA, blizzard, or valve.

Hop to it!

Or if you feel like not making threads about starbucks and yourself that don't make a collage of stupidity, not saying that you would do such a thing, feel free to make thoughtful, lengthy, and intelligent posts.

Overcome thy weird obsession, or focus your unquenchable coffee-bean activities and do something creative. For example, make a randomly changing sig full of your songs and anthems solely devoted to the great god of java. Then make posts about other subjects that intrigue you and you feel willing to discuss with some of the people on this site. Try going to the UT forums, that's why you found this site in the first place right? You're interesting in a sci-fi fragging EPIC game?

Incidentally this is how my attitude is when I've been awake for over 24 hours playing videogames and having my diet consist of sodas and half a sub. Me angry. And caffeinated. Mmmm... energy.

EDIT: and can't the rest of the forumers make posts that last longer than one line? I feel like I'm watching IRC at 1/10xspeed.

MäxX

2nd Apr 2006, 02:49 PM

:con:

ok.....

tbh I`m not quite sure if you have been missed.....or will be missed....

anyways... welcome back :rolleyes:

8-4-7-2

2nd Apr 2006, 02:54 PM

I would like to explain myself my name comes from Stargate Atlantis on the Scifi channel.
No, it doesn't. Well, you got the SciFi channel part right....

Rambowjo

2nd Apr 2006, 02:56 PM

I believe that this guy has a future in the world of drugs ;)

Breadtruck

2nd Apr 2006, 02:57 PM

hi mister starbucks coffee man!

DeeperShade

2nd Apr 2006, 03:02 PM

In before the ass kicking bannage.

Kantham

2nd Apr 2006, 03:06 PM

He got a 10 Day ban for making a suspicious spammage on the forums. The 10 days passed i guess.

DeeperShade

2nd Apr 2006, 03:08 PM

He reregged afterwards and got a perma ban for it.
Whether or not Hal and the others will enforce that perma ban is a different thing entirely.. It was originally set by a 'loose cannon', because clearly, accurate enforcement of the rules is just too loose and too dangerous for some moderators/admins.

Daedalus

2nd Apr 2006, 03:24 PM

Get off our god damn internet.

edit: I love you Deepsy :)

BillyBadAss

2nd Apr 2006, 03:30 PM

This guy rocks!:lol:

Captain Starbuck

2nd Apr 2006, 06:09 PM

Thank you for the support my fans

And I'm truly sad that some of you don't have the feeling for me
I'm going to cry myself to sleep

Cap'n Beeb

2nd Apr 2006, 06:32 PM

Smother yourself with the pillow and all will be well.

Captain Starbuck

2nd Apr 2006, 06:33 PM

*Smothers self with a pillow*
Yes and what did that do

Renegade Retard

2nd Apr 2006, 06:59 PM

Didn't we ban you?

Twice, actually.

MrSmiles

2nd Apr 2006, 07:17 PM

Twice, actually.
I found this funny for some reason

Daedalus

2nd Apr 2006, 07:22 PM

I found this funny for some reason

You probably found it funny because most people who get banned twice from somewhere get the idea and don't come back.

O.S.T

2nd Apr 2006, 07:23 PM

Don't ban him, he is interesting.....
leave with him, please

Cap'n Beeb

2nd Apr 2006, 07:44 PM

You probably found it funny because most people who get banned twice from somewhere get the idea and don't come back.

Or perhaps it's funny because people don't usually play king of the hill when someone enforces the rules! http://beerbaron.kibblesnbits.net/SA/emoticons/frysnap.gif

mokeh

2nd Apr 2006, 08:04 PM

I just dont know whats going on :[

Evil_Cope

2nd Apr 2006, 08:54 PM

There's a new person. I assume he isn't "Local".

Are you...local?

ZenPirate

2nd Apr 2006, 09:24 PM

Having multiple accounts is not teh win.
ta ta Captain Starbuck/Emotionless Ice/I'm a marketing plant.

Cap'n Beeb

2nd Apr 2006, 09:52 PM

That's it Zeep, I'm afraid you're just too much of hazard to this department. Turn in your badge and your weapon, and leave the big time cases for your superiors. :|

Chaser

2nd Apr 2006, 09:54 PM

I find it funny how you guys are getting your panties all up in a bunch over this one annoying fellow. There are far more better things you can be doing to boost your egos. Also there are many more annoying people on this forum and if you ban them all we wouldnt have much of a forum here. So I say keep this crazy coffee nut and lets all rejoice with a nice cup of Starbucks.

DeeperShade

2nd Apr 2006, 09:56 PM

Chaser

2nd Apr 2006, 10:08 PM

Cap'n Beeb

2nd Apr 2006, 11:42 PM

Yeah... you might want to browse the classics sometime, before you pop off with HURRR NO QUALITY IN OFF TOPIC HURRR again.

SlayerDragon

3rd Apr 2006, 12:14 AM

Yeah... you might want to browse the classics sometime, before you pop off with HURRR NO QUALITY IN OFF TOPIC HURRR again.
:stupid:

I love the fellas around here that are all :tinfoil3: about the moderators. It's pretty entertaining, so keep it up :tup:

3rd Apr 2006, 12:36 AM

OT classics is filled with unique people just like this toilet/starfux character. I say we keep him. He hasn't realy done anything but spam some threads with silliness. The act was not even obnoxious enough to be annoying. It was amusing.
But that's just me.

I fear the mighty Bh is drawing near.

Peavey

3rd Apr 2006, 12:40 AM

Yeah... you might want to browse the classics sometime, before you pop off with HURRR NO QUALITY IN OFF TOPIC HURRR again.

Yeah seriously, Captain Starbuck IS that quality....

Enfyrneaux

3rd Apr 2006, 01:09 AM

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/9396/enfywant3aq.jpg
lolol me :mwink:

3rd Apr 2006, 01:59 AM

For the love of Bob. O_0

MäxX

3rd Apr 2006, 02:23 AM

His new userstatus fits perfectly IMO, should stay permanently that way :wavey:

Let`s see how he calls his next nick :con:

O.S.T

3rd Apr 2006, 04:43 AM

i'd rather see something then nothing.
you make me go to the place I came from

_Zd_Phoenix_

3rd Apr 2006, 06:34 AM

Having multiple accounts is not teh win.
ta ta Captain Starbuck/Emotionless Ice/I'm a marketing plant.

I actually thought Captain Starbuck was alright but occasionally found Emotionless Ice to be a complete ****. Go figure...

3rd Apr 2006, 09:11 AM

Are they in fact all the same person?

Rambowjo

3rd Apr 2006, 09:53 AM

CAPTAIN STARBUCK IS A SKIZO!

Nemephosis

3rd Apr 2006, 09:57 AM

Well I dunno about everyone else, but I think shutting off registration is a pretty good idea.

sid

3rd Apr 2006, 11:46 AM

This just In Enfyrneaux and Steve Buscemi are the same person!!

Kantham

3rd Apr 2006, 11:47 AM

Captain Starbuck/Emotionless Ice/I'm a marketing plant.

HA! That explain everything now. What a jerk.

Enfyrneaux

3rd Apr 2006, 12:16 PM

CAPTAIN STARBUCK IS A SKIZO!
Schizophrenia != Dissociative Identity Disorder (multiple personalities)
Don't ever date a gal with DID. It is not fun.

This just In Enfyrneaux and Steve Buscemi are the same person!!
I drove through three states wearing Captain Starbuck's head as a hat.
I also dreamt that I was institutionalized last night. It was not fun.

Selerox

3rd Apr 2006, 12:35 PM

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/9396/enfywant3aq.jpg
:mwink:

It's a psychotic Art Garfunkel :eek:

sid

3rd Apr 2006, 01:02 PM

[Spooked Villager]Its Steve Buscemi I tells ya, ITS STEVE BUSCEMI!!![/Spooked Villager]

Rambowjo

3rd Apr 2006, 01:36 PM

Schizophrenia != Dissociative Identity Disorder (multiple personalities)
Don't ever date a gal with DID. It is not fun.

CAPTAIN STARBUCKS IS GOLLEM!

Evil_Cope

3rd Apr 2006, 02:09 PM

So we got an ip confirm this was also angry/emotionless ice also?

gamergirl1337

3rd Apr 2006, 02:12 PM

O.S.T why should i be banned what did i do?????:( :(

gamergirl1337

3rd Apr 2006, 02:13 PM

you know whats better than coffee chocolate covered coffee beans....man those things will make you go crazy like beavis style....:crazydance: :crazydance: :crazydance:

Cap'n Beeb

3rd Apr 2006, 02:17 PM

Maybe it's because of the way you post. Also, the edit button is your friend.

gamergirl1337

3rd Apr 2006, 02:18 PM

Maybe it's because of the way you post. Also, the edit button is your friend.
what u mean by the way i post...and the edit button as my friend....????confused

Rambowjo

3rd Apr 2006, 02:36 PM

The lack of capital letters, u instead of you, 3 dots after every sentence, 4 "?" or "!" after every second sentence and the fact that you must be cromagnom, the way you write. Example: "what u mean". "What do you mean" would be the right to say, or at least better than that :)

Cap'n Beeb

3rd Apr 2006, 02:43 PM

Man, you know you screwed up major if Rambowjo is calling you on stuff. http://beerbaron.kibblesnbits.net/SA/emoticons/mono1.gif

Breadtruck

3rd Apr 2006, 03:19 PM

i miss captain starbucks coffee again :(

GotBeer?

4th Apr 2006, 09:51 AM

I too miss my coffe brother.

I also wanted to say that Enfy has beautiful eyes...

gamergirl1337

4th Apr 2006, 10:57 AM

its the internet!!!! <-lol come on man it dont matter if you have "proper" language i dont care if i capitalize my i's and put periods everywhere it simply doesnt matter.....

Cap'n Beeb

4th Apr 2006, 11:07 AM

Yes, I'm afraid it does. Your current posting style makes you appear as some mouthbreathing AOL kiddie named C0mR@D3 Insipidy. Quick Comrade Insipidy, we must escape The Retard Zone!

GotBeer?

4th Apr 2006, 11:46 AM

It may only be the internet, but at least an attempt at proper grammer and sentence structure helps those of us who have to read your posts.

gamergirl1337

4th Apr 2006, 01:14 PM

well yeah i understand that but i mean honestly. I dont want to have to put a period after everything or a comma or a colon or semicolon or anything along the lines of that unless absolutely necessary. if im a nuisance (forgive my spelling) then i'll try and use a little bit of proper grammar but not for every little thing.:D

Cap'n Beeb

4th Apr 2006, 01:30 PM

Plumb_Drumb

4th Apr 2006, 01:36 PM

I'd like to see it :)

..but seriously; someone speaking out against proper grammar?
That which enables us to comprehend what the hell you're talking about!?

I'm flabbergasted. Seriously.

"Oh no, I'm too ****ing lazy to put a ****ing dot here, ****ing shoot me"

Peavey

4th Apr 2006, 02:52 PM

If you don't want to have to use proper punctuation, maybe you shouldn't be here. I hear myspace doesn't give a damn about that stuff, and considering their userbase, I'm not all that surprised.

Run on sentences for example make me want to kill babies and set the elderly on fire. You don't want that, do you?

Actually, I'd very much enjoy this. I'm sorry, let me rephrase that.

Wow Beeb lol id rlly Njoi if yuo set grandmas on FIER and murderd teh BABEHS taht wud rlly b halrious if u no wut i mean rotfl u shud liek be king of teh intrnet u r so funnay

:mwink:

Black_Seeds

4th Apr 2006, 03:03 PM

Yes, I'm afraid it does. Your current posting style makes you appear as some mouthbreathing AOL kiddie named C0mR@D3 Insipidy. Quick Comrade Insipidy, we must escape The Retard Zone!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

MrSmiles

4th Apr 2006, 03:43 PM

Wow Beeb lol id rlly Njoi if yuo set grandmas on FIER and murderd teh BABEHS taht wud rlly b halrious if u no wut i mean rotfl u shud liek be king of teh intrnet u r so funnay

[dane cook]it's the grammar that makes me punch infants[/dane cook]

Rambowjo

4th Apr 2006, 04:06 PM

its the internet!!!! <-lol come on man it dont matter if you have "proper" language i dont care if i capitalize my i's and put periods everywhere it simply doesnt matter.....

Communicating by smylies would be your last option. It seems that many of us in here do that. :lol: ;) :o :rolleyes:
Right?

MrSmiles

4th Apr 2006, 04:51 PM

do you think Grim99 is gamergirl1337

Rambowjo

4th Apr 2006, 05:07 PM

Well if Grim99 was banned for his "uhh new picture" threads, then there is a small chance :p

pwnghetti & leetballs

4th Apr 2006, 07:19 PM

It was funny when he related coffee to things completely unrelated. For example, in the "my neighbors were crooks" thread, he somehow managed to relate their thievery due to bankruptcy from buying so much coffee. WTF?

But now... now he is just trying too hard.

You gotta be subtle man... ;)

Kantham

4th Apr 2006, 07:34 PM

do you think Grim99 is gamergirl1337

I doubt gamergirl1337 is a girl.
But a guy pretending to be one.

Jackal

4th Apr 2006, 08:10 PM

Quick Comrade Insipidy, we must escape The Retard Zone!

This would imply that you were in the Retard Zone yourself.

Just a thought Beeb.

Unless you meant that becuase you were reading it's post, it made you temporary retarded, in which you could then escape the Retard Zone.

I doubt gamergirl1337 is a girl.
But a guy pretending to be one.

...... I can't belive you actually posted that.

MrSmiles

4th Apr 2006, 08:45 PM

this thread turned into a "banned user, re-registering" hunt

Nemephosis

4th Apr 2006, 09:15 PM

its the internet!!!! <-lol come on man it dont matter if you have "proper" language i dont care if i capitalize my i's and put periods everywhere it simply doesnt matter.....
We do, we're the ones being subjected to it.

Do it right or not at all.

Edit: You know what, let's see if it doesn't matter. Type me up a resume.

That's right. You are applying for a job (the ability to post here). List me your qualifications, skills, any past and present experience, and why you want this position. And if there is one single solitary typo, or missed or misplaced comma or period, you fail and don't get the job.

Let's have it.

Yeah. Welcome to real life, where it DOES matter. And since you're going to have to use it sooner or later, there's no time like the present.

Cap'n Beeb

4th Apr 2006, 09:49 PM

Unless you meant that becuase you were reading it's post, it made you temporary retarded, in which you could then escape the Retard Zone.

Precisely. I only retreat from my mountain compound to smite those who fail to intelligently express themselves.

Kaligraphic

4th Apr 2006, 10:34 PM

I'm exactly the opposite. I only cease my bloody depredations when appeased with proper and intelligent communication.

MrSmiles

4th Apr 2006, 10:41 PM

internet is making most people dumb, I've honestly heard people say acronyms in school.

I heard a girl say "L-O-L" after hearing a joke or something that was supposed to be funny.

Kantham

4th Apr 2006, 10:45 PM

...... I can't belive you actually posted that.

We seen it all. I can't come up with anything that proves it. A girl that learned C++ and use AOL speak on a unreal tournament forum? I'd like to see that? Really.

Enfyrneaux

5th Apr 2006, 01:00 AM

A woman taught me C++. You may only have my word, but female programmers do indeed exist.

At least one confirmed woman posted on BuF. Ask Deepsy, I'm sure he'll indulge you with proof.

Many people of both genders mercilessly slaughter grammar everywhere on the 'net, e.g. MySpace, Xanga, LiveJournal, etc.

Evil_Cope

5th Apr 2006, 03:29 AM

this forum turned into a "banned user, re-registering" hunt
Fixed. :)

MäxX

5th Apr 2006, 03:49 AM

.... You may only have my word, but female programmers do indeed exist.
....
I also know a female computer specialist (she is truly very good) and 2 females intrested in FPS-games

....Many people of both genders mercilessly slaughter grammar everywhere...
OK, from time to time I mess english grammar a little bit up :( it`s just due it`s not my native language.

5th Apr 2006, 04:56 AM

Did you know Starbucks has 1/5th of the worlds coffeemarket?

DeeperShade

5th Apr 2006, 05:20 AM

Ask Deepsy, I'm sure he'll indulge you with proof.

I'm sure you'll find yourself run down by a mac truck if you don't explain what you mean by that.

Cap'n Beeb

5th Apr 2006, 09:20 AM

Did you know Starbucks has 1/5th of the worlds coffeemarket?

So much for taste ;)

GotBeer?

5th Apr 2006, 09:22 AM

I'm sure you'll find yourself run down by a mac truck if you don't explain what you mean by that.He means pics of naked female BuFers, dammit.

DeeperShade

5th Apr 2006, 02:10 PM

Oh, right.
Well, I'm not sure sapphire nights can technically be called female.
Sure, scientists may disagree with that statement, but their every moral fibre would be hating them while they said it.

John O'h Diggin

5th Apr 2006, 02:58 PM

I've read my share of strange threads, but this takes the cake of strange.
This is hilarious Mods versus regular registered users.
Never happened before.
I'm going to like here.

DeeperShade

5th Apr 2006, 03:16 PM

Actually it more appears to be mods and veteran members, vs the newer more asshatty members.

Cap'n Beeb

5th Apr 2006, 04:23 PM

If you guys don't stop fagging up the boards I'll convince Fatotrops Smegara to come back and post pics of herself.

[UMC]Boron

5th Apr 2006, 04:44 PM

That just sounds like something I don't want to see.

DaBeatard

5th Apr 2006, 05:13 PM

Selerox had pretty strong negative feelings for those sapphire nights pics in irc. Got me curious in a morbid sort of way.

Enfyrneaux

5th Apr 2006, 05:33 PM

OK, from time to time I mess english grammar a little bit up :( it`s just due it`s not my native language.
Don't be too worried, you have better grammar than many native English speakers :p

John O'h Diggin

5th Apr 2006, 05:40 PM

Actually it more appears to be mods and veteran members, vs the newer more asshatty members.
I can see were that is coming from.

I on a personal hand I would like to say many people don't seem to understand that grammar is the key.
And if you don't know if you spelled something wrong then there is Microsoft Word which will help you with most problems grammar and spelling problems.

I agree with the Enfyrneaux, Maxx.

Evil_Cope

6th Apr 2006, 03:45 AM

screw microsoft word, if google doesn't think it's a word, your done. And as most browsers seem to either have a google-toolbar available, or built in, google = teh convenienter.

MäxX

6th Apr 2006, 04:02 AM

Don't be too worried, you have better grammar than many native English speakers :p
yay \o/

FaT CaM

6th Apr 2006, 04:03 AM

It's off topic for gods sakes, you're not going to find anything of quality here anyways. Lately i've been noticing a lack of anything around here since that banfest leave fest RO-ME fest, i'd rather see something then nothing.

Its off the topic of Unreal engine games. That doesnt mean that posts should have no topic. I'd like the arguing to stop, but thats only gonna happen when people realise OT isnt their post hole for whatever half indecent thoughts deluge out from within their skull.

Really, I cant stand all the **** people like beeb and DeeperShade give out, but with all the random boring crap that pops up they dont have any choice but to try and drive the evil away!

pwnghetti & leetballs

6th Apr 2006, 02:54 PM

A woman taught me C++. You may only have my word, but female programmers do indeed exist.

My Pascal teacher was female, my Assembly language teacher was female, and my C++ Data Structures teacher was female. Come to think of it, I've had more female programming teachers than male programming teachers. :con: