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briach
1st Apr 2006, 07:57 PM
It's funny as soon as I logged on it switched back to regular forums


But, I didn't get to type "I'm loving it" with my elbows yet :(
Bullet10k
1st Apr 2006, 08:00 PM
lol yea I missed out on that same thread too :(

Hey mods could you like just leave that place unlocked? Like don't link it from the main forums page, but say you type it in the URL bar, let it go there.
Turret 49
1st Apr 2006, 08:04 PM
I found it annoying.
igNiTion
1st Apr 2006, 08:09 PM
That place was like hell seeing whitey's posts made me want to gouge my eyes out.
SomewhatSuicidal
1st Apr 2006, 08:35 PM
I miss the old new forums.
KoshiJoshi
1st Apr 2006, 08:44 PM
I didn't like it, after all I just come here for the UT chats. But it was a good joke noetheless, I hadn't known it was April fool's (even though it was the 1st of April where I was) so when I logged onto BU I was gobsmacked for ten minutes straight with my eye twitching madly. I first thought it was a hack, then I thought one of the administrators had gone and smoked too much of marijuana and then...I went and threw a tub of vaselene at my sisters head to vent my frustrations.

"What the hell was that for" she said angrily

"I'm angry OK, My favourite forum has tarded out!" I replied

"It's April fools moron the whole internet is full of sh*t round that time" she says

"OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

/Story ends here
MrSmiles
1st Apr 2006, 08:46 PM
whitey replied to every thread atleast twice
DeeperShade
1st Apr 2006, 08:47 PM
Sister huh? PICS!! :mwink:
KoshiJoshi
1st Apr 2006, 08:57 PM
lol, Nevar!!!
DeeperShade
1st Apr 2006, 09:06 PM
Want her all to yourself huh?
You realise incest is illegal in england :)
KoshiJoshi
1st Apr 2006, 09:12 PM
Rofl, No Brotherly protectiveness. Plus i'm not exactly scot happy that she's got a load of male friends, I don't like to think of any of my sisters as doing the things that males and females usually do.
Cap'n Beeb
1st Apr 2006, 09:39 PM
Welcome to Beyondunreal. You mention you have a sister, you fork up pics. That's how it works. Just ask TWD. Sure, I had to scare the fear of god into him through a five star show of google skill, but he made with the pics.
DeeperShade
1st Apr 2006, 09:45 PM
...any of my sisters....

You have more than one?!

You mean bastard! Come on, you can share at least one with us...
O.S.T
1st Apr 2006, 09:58 PM
a picture of a girl, exciting!

or do it like other people if you want to see some mediocrity(or some lower form)
deviant art > photography > artistic nude
Cap'n Beeb
1st Apr 2006, 10:13 PM
Sup OST? Get your ass on IRC sometime, your comrades miss you.
Breadtruck
1st Apr 2006, 10:18 PM
i miss the mcdonalds mcinternet mcforum mcsection :(
BlAcK_PlAgUe22
1st Apr 2006, 10:21 PM
I wasn't a fan of this years, simply because it took away the OT forum and the likes. :(

My favorite had to be the BU forum planet knock off.
DeeperShade
1st Apr 2006, 10:28 PM
No, the best one was text PU.
The amount of people that ended up totally freaking out about it was too good to be true :)
virgo47
2nd Apr 2006, 03:35 AM
lol yea I missed out on that same thread too :(

Yesterday I missed Mapping and other forums, today I'm missing Toilet paper forum! Where is it?! :eek:
Whitey
2nd Apr 2006, 03:44 AM
whitey replied to every thread atleast twice
Some of them got replied 5 or 10 times. Thats what happens when people lock me out of my cage.
dub
2nd Apr 2006, 03:53 AM
Some of them got replied 5 or 10 times. Thats what happens when people lock me out of my cage.
Your talking about the XMP forums? I don't get it... all the mod subforums worked for me yesterday...
Kronos1000
2nd Apr 2006, 04:15 AM
So it was really a joke I said it yesterday :D
sid
2nd Apr 2006, 06:40 AM
Peace at last.
KoshiJoshi
2nd Apr 2006, 07:40 AM
You have more than one?!

You mean bastard! Come on, you can share at least one with us...

Dear sweet mother of god:o ...what have I unleashed???:eek:
DeeperShade
2nd Apr 2006, 08:12 AM
Nothing yet. Show me some pics and my leviathen might be unleashed :D
DeeperShade
2nd Apr 2006, 08:26 AM
Some of them got replied 5 or 10 times. Thats what happens when people lock me out of my cage.


Oh I see, you're a spamming retard all the time, and we only get to see it when your subforum gets locked? I get it.

Take for example just ONE thread in the U2 & XMP forum.
Whitey 91
}Bb{Kirby 72

163 posts between the two of you.
Concidering the entire thread was only 247 posts. I think we begin to see a problem.

Let's have a look at a few of your amazing posts from that forum shall we?

This is what the U2 & XMP Classics forum would be filled with:

Hi2U

<3 I say!!!
<3!!!

w00t!!! Thanks man!


Those are pretty nice but the problem with them is they are designed for slow deliberate movements. They usually have extra weight in the ball to make sure its smooth and consistent. (no hopping)
Then turn your XMP mouse sensitivity up
Considering it
Okay
Might be TOO sensitive...
Then don't turn it too high up.
Maybe I wont!



WOOOO!!! Those are just ****ing classics right there. Surely, having your little used corner of oursite locked for a day was such a huge tragedy!

http://filebox.vt.edu/users/bgibson/ohsnap.gif
KoshiJoshi
2nd Apr 2006, 08:33 AM
Nothing yet. Show me some pics and my leviathen might be unleashed :D

...What...you don't own a leviathan right, like that could destroy places like london ten times over...:)

Nah, I get what you mean and I don't like the mental image you inspired...*scratches eyes*:(
DeaJae
2nd Apr 2006, 09:03 AM
..I went and threw a tub of vaselene at my sisters head to vent my frustrations.


/Story ends here

Is it safe to ask why you keep a tub of vaselene near the computer? :lol:
sid
2nd Apr 2006, 09:58 AM
Lubricant does it work?
Kantham
2nd Apr 2006, 10:46 AM
Anyone remember UNR3AL AKA UnrealTournament0?

Maybe T2A do.
dutch_gecko
2nd Apr 2006, 11:35 AM
Your talking about the XMP forums? I don't get it... all the mod subforums worked for me yesterday...
U2 isn't a mod :D

Yeah those two spam, but you get used to it. Besides, it's hardly like a lot of people still visit it.
Captain Starbuck
2nd Apr 2006, 01:43 PM
You had the coffe thread without me
*Cries saddly*
If only I could have shared the Java Song with you guys
Kantham
2nd Apr 2006, 01:44 PM
You had the coffe thread without me
*Cries saddly*
If only I could have shared the Java Song with you guys

Where's your god now?
Captain Starbuck
2nd Apr 2006, 01:46 PM
Where's your god now?
Power of coffe to you

I'm the coffee oracle baby drink my coffee
Rambowjo
2nd Apr 2006, 03:18 PM
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/4118/hjurururr4dt.jpg
dub
2nd Apr 2006, 03:39 PM
Your talking about the XMP forums? I don't get it... all the mod subforums worked for me yesterday...
U2 isn't a mod :D

I thought he was an XMP regular. Cause last time I checked (way back when) that forum was about the standard of 'April fools forum'.
Turns out he is an XMP regular, but on the U2 subforums.
dutch_gecko
2nd Apr 2006, 06:08 PM
I thought he was an XMP regular. Cause last time I checked (way back when) that forum was about the standard of 'April fools forum'.
Turns out he is an XMP regular, but on the U2 subforums.
Meh, U2 and XMP share the same forum. Which is possibly why it's such a ****hole.

What I meant was that the seperately hosted forums (which are nearly all mods) remained open, whilst the main unreal content was locked.

You should stop by some time, forum number 16, lots of fun to be had. Right Jackal?
O.S.T
2nd Apr 2006, 07:25 PM
Sup OST? Get your ass on IRC sometime, your comrades miss you.
I'll consider it :)