Japanese toilets

[Jackal]

I'm sure if I grew up around these I would be ok with it. Otherwise, it would freak me out.

http://www.jusspress.com/daymainframe.php?userid=7725&currentDate=20051209&imageNum=1

[rex]

That's not new they've had those for years and years. Still very very weird they don't even use the 3 shells :hmm:

[Plumb_Drumb]

the_rex, this isn't a news forum.
Regardless, this is news to me. Funny video.

3 shells.... now THAT's old.

[Twisted Metal]

So do they even use toilet paper?

[Plumb_Drumb]

only for bathroom origami sessions.

[BillyBadAss]

I've used them many times. The water for your ass is pretty nice. You can ajust the preasure, it's warm, and it always bullseyes you.:) Everybody's house I have been to in Japan has one.

[Zxanphorian]

only for bathroom origami sessions.

Toilet paper isn't good for folding though. :hmm:

[Plumb_Drumb]

Toilet paper isn't good for folding though. :hmm:

In Japan, all things are good for folding, even people.

[[IsP]KaRnAgE]

Yes... even people.

[purice]

Pretty soon they'll have toilets that can **** your **** while you take a ****.

[tool]

Pretty soon they'll have toilets that can **** your **** while you take a ****.

Trying to wrap my brain around that one.

[[IsP]KaRnAgE]

I've tried numerous combinations and can not come up with a sentence that makes any type of sense.

[Dark Pulse]

I can, but I'll let you two scratch your heads some more. :)

Did it on my second try, BTW.

[Bang Yr Head]

KaRnAgE']I've tried numerous combinations and can not come up with a sentence that makes any type of sense.

i concur

[Mr. UglyPants]

Pretty soon they'll have toilets that can **** your **** while you take a ****.


okay here it is!

"suck" is the first one!
"dick" is the second and
"d**k" is the last one!:D

[purice]

:lol: think Hot Carl

[O_DoGG]

I so want one of these!!!
Edit: errr, the toilets, that is :shy:

[[IsP]KaRnAgE]

Suck wouldn't be censored. Doesn't make sense!

[purice]

i censored myself.
;)

[missPoopShoot]

You can ajust the preasure, it's warm, and it always bullseyes you.:)

That just sounds too good to be true. Must be nice having that thing squirt your butt ... it'd tip me over the edge that's for sure :o

[igNiTion]

Pretty soon they'll have toilets that can f.uck your c.unt while you take a s.hit.
?

Anyways, how come the Japanese get cool sh*t like this...those toilets look fun ;)

[purice]

erm... i'm not sure where you hot that quote, buddy. i never typed anyhing but asterices.

[igNiTion]

i was wondering if that's what you meant by it, seeing the above debate over what you were trying to say :)

except now you say that you just typed astericks and it didn't mean anything, so whatever.

[purice]

except now you say that you just typed astericks and it didn't mean anything

there you go again putting words in my mouth. i didn't say that it didn't mean anything.

[GotBeer?]

?

Anyways, how come the Japanese get cool sh*t like this...those toilets look fun ;)They are available in the US, but I don't think you can just go to Lowes or Home Depot and get one. I believe there are also retrofit seats, so you don't have to replace the entire toilet. Or you can just buy a bidet (spelling?)

Anyone else thinking about the water/electricity side of this?

[UTGirl]

i miss the tft and playstation :o

[Kantham]

Ok. There are rumors that the frenchs from france used the sink to clean their ass after poop'ing. I'm not sure if that is a true fact or just someone that hate frenchs.

[Sir_Brizz]

guys.... swear filter dodging is NOT ACCEPTABLE and people that continue to do it will be put on RO or banned.

[novak]

****.

[Zxanphorian]

*** ******** ***** ***** * * * ********* *** ****** * * ***** * **** **************************************** *** ** ** * *** * **** **** *** ****. :mad:

[Vers Vlees]

okay here it is!

"suck" is the first one!
"dick" is the second and
"d**k" is the last one!:D


haha you mean like a blumpkin eh

but hey I bet all the treehuggers would love this. It saves a lot of trees ;)

[Plumb_Drumb]

there's no way that would replace wiping for me.
It would just compliment the wiping process, and feel really good.

[BillyBadAss]

there's no way that would replace wiping for me.
It would just compliment the wiping process, and feel really good.

It does a good job of getting off even the muddiest of poos(a.k.a. the million whiper), but it leaves you with a dripping wet anus, so you have to dab it dry with something.

[Plumb_Drumb]

It does a good job of getting off even the muddiest of poos(a.k.a. the million whiper), but it leaves you with a dripping wet anus, so you have to dab it dry with something.

It would be nice if I could go to a hotel and test one out.

(maybe even unbolt the thing and take it home)

[hyrulian]

guys.... swear filter dodging is NOT ACCEPTABLE and people that continue to do it will be put on RO or banned.
I still don't get it...if swearing is not allowed, how come swearing [including the word fsck (the actual word, not this misspelling)] is used in official BU articles? (For example, Hal's section on this page http://www.beyondunreal.com/content/articles/134_6.php. The word also appears in two other places in the same article.)

[Sir_Brizz]

I still don't get it...if swearing is not allowed, how come swearing [including the word fsck (the actual word, not this misspelling)] is used in official BU articles? (For example, Hal's section on this page http://www.beyondunreal.com/content/articles/134_6.php. The word also appears in two other places in the same article.)
What an admin does in other sections of the site is their own perogative. In the forums, you won't see an admin swear filter dodging. These are the rules we've set forth in the ToU. OT has been going to pot worse than ever before because there has been some blatant ignorance on the part of forumers with regards to these rules, including well established members.

[BillyBadAss]

Here is a picture I took at a friend's house after leaving a little poo.:shy:

http://static.flickr.com/18/69766869_1a0e02ee9c_o.jpg

[Plumb_Drumb]

omg, can you wash your hair while getting an anal splash?

[Zxanphorian]

I wonder if they self-unclog, no need for plungers! :D

[purice]

I wonder if they self-unclog, no need for plungers! :D

I sure could have used a self-unclogger today. The plunger was in the closet. By the time I got it out it was too late.

[BillyBadAss]

I sure could have used a self-unclogger today. The plunger was in the closet. By the time I got it out it was too late.

You are such a nub. I true champion of pooping knows to turn the water off at the back of the toilet at the first sign of danger.:D

[Plumb_Drumb]

You are such a nub. I true champion of pooping knows to turn the water off at the back of the toilet at the first sign of danger.:D

uh, doesn't that just turn off the flow to the tank?
The tank flows to the bowl

Am I wrong here?
Am I nub?

[BillyBadAss]

uh, doesn't that just turn off the flow to the tank?
The tank flows to the bowl

Am I wrong here?
Am I nub?


Yes you are! :D Because if you stop the flow to the tank, that stops the flow to the bowl which in turns stops the spill to the floor. Now you can work at unclogging the beast and breaking him up so he goes down nicely. Plus it gives you some fun time for poop play.:)

[Plumb_Drumb]

dammit! now I have to clog my toilet to know for sure.




Where's my GI Joe men!!

[Dave the Insane]

Yes you are! :D Because if you stop the flow to the tank, that stops the flow to the bowl which in turns stops the spill to the floor. Now you can work at unclogging the beast and breaking him up so he goes down nicely. Plus it gives you some fun time for poop play.:)

You sir, are a genius.

[purice]

my socks got wet with poo poo juice :( :lol: :(

[ShakeZula]

Don't they have like, anal hairdryers in the toilets too? I don't mean machines to dry the hair of the anus, btw, I mean a hairdryer-esque machine to dry the whole area. It would be extremely convenient, I expect.

[MäxX]

A true hot seat... :con:

[BillyBadAss]

A true hot seat... :con:

Actually they already are. When you sit down, the seat heats up very quickly, so that it's only cold long enough for you to realize that the heat is from the seat, and not from the fat sloth that was sitting there before you. It's very nice.:)

[Plumb_Drumb]

You sir, are a genius.

no doubt.

I dub him, "Toilet Jeezus, Lord of Poo" aka, "Flow Joe" oh wait, another: "The Bard of the Bowl"

As long as I can remember to do it...
I usually just freak out and start running around the house like a madman, wailing my arms and such.

[BillyBadAss]

no doubt.

I dub him, "Toilet Jeezus, Lord of Poo" aka, "Flow Joe" oh wait, another: "The Bard of the Bowl"

As long as I can remember to do it...
I usually just freak out and start running around the house like a madman, wailing my arms and such.

Thanks guys. Keep in mind you have to act fast because once you turn the water off, it will still rise another inch or so, but will slowly train down some around the turd. Also when you are looking at the valves behind the toilet to turn off, it's the one on the left.(might be different outside the U.S.) Also don't forget that righty is tighty.:D

[GotBeer?]

There should only be one valve behind the toilet anyway. And by the way, the people that built my house neglected to put a shut-off in the bathroom, so I would have to run down to the basement and shut off the house water! When I replaced the bathroom faucet, I had to add shutoffs there, too (and replace the galvanized pipe with copper, even though it was already copper right before leaving the wall. Who the hell does that?)

[Mozi]

Why did they have to make to so complicated..one lever is fine :lol:

They had one of these on the Simpson's when they go to Japan, "Mr. Sparkle" episode I think.

[Al]

What ever happened to the regular old toilets? You sit down, take a sh*t (or leave a sh*t), wipe and flush? Now there's all kinda knobs, levers and buttons. WTF is this world coming to?!

[Plumb_Drumb]

What ever happened to the regular old toilets? You sit down, take a sh*t (or leave a sh*t), wipe and flush? Now there's all kinda knobs, levers and buttons. WTF is this world coming to?!

what happened to poopin' in an outhouse?
simple, they came up with something better.

I'm stuck with ol' bessy here... she'll take anything I throw at her though.

[GotBeer?]

What ever happened to the regular old toilets? You sit down, take a sh*t (or leave a sh*t), wipe and flush? Now there's all kinda knobs, levers and buttons. WTF is this world coming to?!
:lol: George Carlin: "I'm going to take a sh!t." "Well, don't take one of mine. The weekend is coming up and I only have two left!"

[BITE_ME]

So do they even use toilet paper?

It is next to the toilet in the video. :D