View Full Version : "It's not working!": an idiot's example of how to install a cooler
_Lynx
8th Dec 2005, 06:44 PM
http://www.izem.ru/atas/1/
I hope this page will load fast enough - russian hosters enjoy to limit the bandwidth to Europe and America. The text on top of the page reads:
A young man brought a computer to service center and says: "It's not turning on!"
after inspecting the motherboard we said: "Oh really?"
BobCobb
8th Dec 2005, 06:56 PM
Do these people read the instructions to install things? Apparently not..
SlayerDragon
8th Dec 2005, 07:53 PM
:lol: That's awesome. The holes provide extra cooling too!
Thrash123
8th Dec 2005, 10:58 PM
They are speed-holes. They make the motherboard go faster.
Kyllian
8th Dec 2005, 11:19 PM
>_<
what... an... idiot...
Plumb_Drumb
8th Dec 2005, 11:29 PM
Oh. My. God.
my heart skipped a beat looking at those pics.
namu
9th Dec 2005, 02:40 AM
Good thing he didn't drill through the processor itself.
ilkman
9th Dec 2005, 03:01 AM
Did the guy make the mounting braket for the fan himself, or is that the stock mounting braket?
If its stock, then I dont see where it would fit on the motherboard. Is it incompatible with that motherboard?
Wormbo
9th Dec 2005, 03:57 AM
Who said the heatsink was made for that motherboard? :)
Jackal
9th Dec 2005, 04:31 AM
....what the christ....?
hyrulian
9th Dec 2005, 04:48 AM
Hahaha, that is truely brilliant!! :lol:
OMFG please tell me that's fake, people can't be that stupid, can they?!
Appearantly Russian mobo's are made from wood? They used wood screws...
hyrulian
9th Dec 2005, 06:16 AM
Heh, then again, the guy obviously didn't know what he was doing anyway :D
ant75
9th Dec 2005, 11:57 AM
He probably thought the printed circuits on the mobo were actually futuristic decals.
Deathmaker
9th Dec 2005, 12:18 PM
Appearantly Russian mobo's are made from wood? They used wood screws...
Yeah, what an idiot, everyone knows that for a really professional job you should use wood glue in conjunction with the screws.
I wonder if he's Hollywood's (http://www.tech-forums.net/showthread.php?threadid=68275&perpage=15&pagenumber=1) hardware guru friend?
Dave the Insane
9th Dec 2005, 01:17 PM
Wow....
DOE!!!
http://www.youandwhosearmy.com/archives/img/doh-1.jpg
CyberSirius
9th Dec 2005, 04:01 PM
STUPIDITY MUST BE BANNED!!!
Xaero
9th Dec 2005, 06:29 PM
The infamous "My friend works on computers, and he said to do this" excuse. I cringe whenever I hear that. Then again, those "friends" keep us real computer techs in a job, so more power to them.
totalloser
9th Dec 2005, 07:05 PM
it wold be funnier if he wold had plug the motherboard strigth into the electruci outlet instead of the power supply.
[UM]theswarm
11th Dec 2005, 12:00 AM
it wold be funnier if he wold had plug the motherboard strigth into the electruci outlet instead of the power supply.
You've never seen a motherboard, have you? This clown would probably have severely burnt his hands before finishing that absurd soldering job.
Defeat
11th Dec 2005, 02:55 PM
>I don't know wether to cry or laugh or be mad. "N00B"
totalloser
11th Dec 2005, 05:10 PM
theswarm']You've never seen a motherboard, have you? This clown would probably have severely burnt his hands before finishing that absurd soldering job.
therefore my comment on how he should had plug the motherboard straigth to the wall outlet.
Rambowjo
11th Dec 2005, 05:28 PM
Oh my god... actually, the cooler was the thing that really made me "wtf"
But he's a dumb ass anyway :shock:
Sahkolihaa
20th Apr 2006, 08:26 PM
What an idiot.
Kaligraphic
20th Apr 2006, 08:51 PM
What an idiot.
What a crappy bump.
John O'h Diggin
20th Apr 2006, 09:13 PM
Great more wholes I have to agree the guys is very idiotic, but you can't expect anything from people like him.
He should of asked a smarter human being then himself to do the job.
And I'm not talking 80% more brain power then the idiot I'm talking all the way.
Latent Image
20th Apr 2006, 09:44 PM
that be funny
sinikk
21st Apr 2006, 05:58 AM
:eek:You don't have to be a genius to figure out that, when you pay money for a pice of equpment, you dont drill holes in it unless you actually know what you are doing, but you do need a small amount of intelligence.
This is really worring. The only good thing about this is that, being brain-dead, he probally won't have any children.:p
Fuzzle
21st Apr 2006, 06:29 AM
WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK ALL THOSE LITTLE GADGETS ON THE BOARD ARE FOR! DECORATION?!
RoadKillGrill
21st Apr 2006, 08:30 AM
wow thats about as dumb as the guy who trimmed his 7800gtx to fit in a pci slot.
GotBeer?
21st Apr 2006, 08:44 AM
What a crappy bump.
http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/3124/athfwitchdoctor3fa.gif
MrSmiles
21st Apr 2006, 12:01 PM
wow thats about as dumb as the guy who trimmed his 7800gtx to fit in a pci slot.
it was a 7800gt
http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/3124/athfwitchdoctor3fa.gif
lol make it bigger
hyrulian
21st Apr 2006, 12:12 PM
Haha, this is classic, I totally forgot about this one!
Another funny one is when someone completely coated the CPU with heat sink grease, but didn't put any in the center where it really matters :lol:
GotBeer?
21st Apr 2006, 12:26 PM
lol make it biggerThat was the best a quick google image search got me.
Dark[NSF]
21st Apr 2006, 01:14 PM
mother land = smart
(or atleast it looks russian, maybe czech?)
MrSmiles
21st Apr 2006, 01:34 PM
http://arisechicken.ytmnd.com/
ytmnd ruins everything
Raynor.Z
21st Apr 2006, 01:38 PM
Amazing... just amazing, I just don't have any other words to describe this.
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