So watch out

[Otej]

http://web.utk.edu/~tmcgowa1/worstsin.jpg

[Cap'n Beeb]

I've been fappin' for years and I've yet to get any awesome flames in my eyes. This is a load of sh!t.

[ZenPirate]

That second illustration is priceless

[Otej]

if anything this makes me want to fap more to get flaming eyes and be able to vomit blood at people

[Enfyrneaux]

So that's how those wheelchair bound guys single-handedly became crippled...

[The Dopefish]

He looks a little bit like James Madison.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/images/jm5.gif

[Azura]

I suffer from all those symptoms :'( .

[Kaligraphic]

I guess the French really know their stuff. Quick, find a female to save your life! (But baby, look, if you don't sleep with me, I'll die! See, it says so right here!)



Okay, I'll say it - I came.

[Otej]

i just noticed a pun

"he stiffens in anticipation of coming"

[MrSmiles]

i just noticed a pun

"he stiffens in anticipation of coming"
don't we all

[Synastren]

He stiffens in anticipation of comming death.
That's not death, baby. :mwink:

[Freon]

That second illustration is priceless
Looks a bit like Frodo Baggins failing under the weight of the One Ring :B

[Jackal]

This is a load of sh!t.

/sarcasim NO WAY! Are you serious? \sarcasim

[O.S.T]

that's the worst snuff story I've read so far :mad:

[das_ben]

Heh, saw that coming halfway through for some reason.

[Zxanphorian]

Heh, saw that coming halfway through for some reason.
lol funny!

[Cap'n Beeb]

/sarcasim NO WAY! Are you serious? \sarcasim

Sarcasm. http://beerbaron.kibblesnbits.net/SA/emoticons/eng101.gif

[Bean316]

I really enjoyed that! I would like to read a copy of that whole book.

[Da Spadger]

What a wanker.

[8-4-7-2]

That's not death, baby. :mwink:
The french call it "la petite morte" you know :)

[Freon]

No, we don't, we call it "la petite mort" (the small death).

"La petite morte" would mean "the small dead girl", and that would just be creepy :con:

[8-4-7-2]

lol. I thought being female, the word needed an "e" at the end :)
I haven't used the language in years :p

[El JuaKo]

solution: fornication is better than masturbation :)

[Freon]

lol. I thought being female, the word needed an "e" at the end :)
I haven't used the language in years :p
That was sensible, but it's used as a (proper) noun, not as an adjective.

Now that you mention it, I had never realised how in french we use adjectives in place of nouns (simply "the dead/red/tall" instead of "the dead/red/tall one"), no wonder you get confused :p

[sid]

Is it a part of one of those "become a purist not a fker" campaigns?

[NeoNite]

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