I hate my ex-girlfriend

[Fuct]

:mad:

[Dave the Insane]

SUSPENCE!

[Cap'n Beeb]

Suspense.

Also, I love you Fuct.

[tool]

Tool ----> :fluffle: <---- Fuct

[Dave the Insane]

Suspense.


NOTED!

[Enfyrneaux]

Welcome to the automated BuF relationship consular hotline.
We have analyzed your situation and have provided the following solution(s):

1. Call Tool.
2. Convert gender and/or orientation of self or other.
3. Print random macro pic and adhere to other's backside.
4. Replace all pictures of other with BobCobb's avatar. (Photoshop may be necessary)
5. Request delivery of Hot Carls.

Have a nice day!

[Psycho_Leech]

And it's threads like these that make me glad I'm single.

[hyrulian]

2. Convert gender and/or orientation of self or other.
I wouldn't really consider this to be an actual solution, by the way. Boys can be just as annoying as girls. Incidentally, I don't really like my ex-boyfriend either.

[Condemnedhumanity]

**** it's the last bitch I ways with that makes me glad I'm single

[8-4-7-2]

Post naked pics of her on the interweb

[Kantham]

If he got them :B

[BobCobb]

My ex-girlfriend just stopped talking to me, and that was it. I don't really hate her, although she did see me again and yell at me about some pictures, which I inadvertently burned.

I don't ever have to wory about seeing her though.

I pick number 4.

[Enfyrneaux]

I wouldn't really consider this to be an actual solution, by the way. Boys can be just as annoying as girls. Incidentally, I don't really like my ex-boyfriend either.
Thus illustrating one flaw of automated support systems :p

[Fuct]

Post naked pics of her on the interweb

They're in my phone. :B

[DeeperShade]

I'll give you my number, you and MMS them to me and I can wap them to my website for all to enjoy ;)

[das_ben]

So... care to elaborate on your hate? We love anecdotes.

[Condemnedhumanity]

Even better than posting the pics on the web. I took the pictures to the local bar she liked to hang out in along with alot of her friends and the people she worked with and passed them around.

[hyrulian]

Even better than posting the pics on the web. I took the pictures to the local bar she liked to hang out in along with alot of her friends and the people she worked with and passed them around.
hahaha that's great! :lol:

Welcome to BuF by the way :)

[BillyBadAss]

:mad:

Let's get that bitch!!!:mad:

[Cap'n Beeb]

GIT-R-DUN

[The_Head]

My ex is funny.
She screamed down the phone at my current gf, (her old best mate, since about when i got with her ;)) with the phone on loudspeaker and loads of freinds hearing.
was funny :)

[Jackal]

And it's threads like these that make me glad I'm single.


Dude. Cool sig.

[BITE_ME]

I only go out with mailorder girlfriends. If I dont like them. I put them back in the box, and send them back.

[thewalkingman]

:mad:

http://www.suyama-clinic.com/clip/dysuria.gif




see a doctor ok?

[BillyBadAss]

So what happened?

[AriTheDog]

Bitches ain't **** but hos and tricks,
Lick on the nuts while you suck the dick.

[Fuct]

She was and still a c*nt :B

[tool]

All girls suck, and they poop and pee blood, what the hell is up with that?

[Enfyrneaux]

All girls suck, and they poop and pee blood, what the hell is up with that?
Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. They're using abilities that some consider to be...unnatural.

[The Dopefish]

Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. They're using abilities that some consider to be...unnatural.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[You-Suk|BuF]

:mad:

hmmmmmmmmmmmm, :con:

[K.Y.A.G]

I hate your ex... too?

[Fuct]

I hate your ex... too?

Yeah! Thank you for the support!

[Azura]

Make her your ex ex.

[K.Y.A.G]

So... does that mean will see more fucting around here?

Sorry, bad pun.

[OO7MIKE]

Now you just need to spy on her and find out who she is with next.... then sleep with him. That will learn her!!

Get er done!!

[Fuct]

Your girlfriend was cool!!!

Why did you let her go? WHY???!!

:'( ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE HER DEEP INSIDE!!! :'(


I DID! I DID! :(

But alas, a c*nt she was and a c*nt she still is. :B

[BillyBadAss]

Your girlfriend was cool!!!

Why did you let her go? WHY???!!

:'( ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE HER DEEP INSIDE!!! :'(

He did, but that part that loved her was pooped out, and flushed down the toilet. It smelled too.:D

[Fuct]

This thread rocks!

[fades_away]

Lmao.

Love is crazy isn't it? But I still love my boyfriend. Love has two sides- the one you hate, 'cause sometimes it doesn't go your way, and the good side when you get that rush that maybe, just maybe you've found "your one and only".



Fuct, There's plenty more fish in the sea.

[BITE_ME]

All girls suck, and they poop and pee blood, what the hell is up with that?

I like girls that suck. :D

[Peavey]

Come on man.

Fuct, tell us the story of WHY the fuggin' bitch is a dirty whore :rockon:

I'm interested.

[Trynant]

All girls suck, and they poop and pee blood, what the hell is up with that?
I like girls that suck. :D

BuFers usually like girls that suck, poop, and pee blood. At least I do :D
:(

[fades_away]

Last time I checked, all girls suck, poop, and pee blood.

Okay next question.

[Synastren]

I'm interested.
I second ex-lafn.

[Fuct]

Do you guys really want to know what happened?

[fades_away]

Okay shoot, Fuct.

[Synastren]

Do you guys really want to know what happened?
Of course not. We just ask incessantly. </sarcasm>

[fades_away]

No really tell us, I'm this bored.

[K]

So you blew it did you?




Or was she one of those into herself types?

[AriTheDog]

Do you guys really want to know what happened?

Yes.

[fades_away]

Wait, lemme guess.

You never had a girlfriend!


No.. YOU KILLED HER! :eek:

[Fuct]

I did but she had too much emotional baggage that I had to deal with, I know I should've had waited and get to know her better but no I just jumped right in. The emotional baggage that I'm talking about is her "bestfriend" aka ex-boyfriend, that f*ck told her that he "could not accept the fact that we were together". I told her that he was only trouble but noooooooooooooo she wouldn't listen (she even admitted to me [while we were together mind you] that she regretted breaking up with him). He was always in the way of our relationship, snooping around asking her whether she's still a virgin or not(she's not), asking her what we did the other day and he would report her if he sees me going out with other girls. What a freako, that guy is obsessed about her. I can dig up his journal which he dedicated a post about her.

Besides that, she's way too flirty. I don't mind flirting but there is a fine line that must be drawn somewhere. She would befriend anyone who hits on her, some people loves attention but this is ridiculous. 90% of her friends are horny males who wants to bang her. I have no problems with her having tons of male friends but it's unfair that I had to shove my female friends away because she gets easily jealous of them.

We just had one fight too many and I had to call it quits.

[K]

Your age gives away her age and that says it all. :lol:
Find another grrl! Find one who isn't a puddle.

If you stay with her you will lose all your hair for sure!

[das_ben]

He was always snooping around asking her whether she's still a virgin or not (she's not).
High five!

But yeh, sounds like a bitch. Get drunk and have some fun.

[Fuct]

High five!

But yeh, sounds like a bitch. Get drunk and have some fun.

*High fives.

Well yeah, she was 3 years younger than me. I loved her way too much and that was my first mistake. I'm having a pretty hard time getting over her though (it's been 4 months).

[Condemnedhumanity]

That sounds like my ex. Except she was psycho . And her horny male friends wanting to bang her chances are they probably were. Or at least thats the way my ex- bitch was. Now if I can only get back the friends she ran off. My advice get away and stay away.

[GotBeer?]

Sounds like a friend of mine. He was in love with this girl who had lots of male friends (including the ex-boyfriend/father of her child that cheated on her while she was pregnant!!). He had quite the reputation around the hospital before they started going out, and she would get insanely jealous when he talked to any other girl. Direct quote: "I do trust you Adam, but there's just all these women!" Of course, the night he went over to her place and found her sitting on her ex's lap and all of his buddies hanging out drinking was ok, they're just friends. He did remain faithful for their entire relationship, we're pretty sure she didn't. His brain was all twisted around for months by that girl, who finally broke up with him (without returning the ring) and levelled false harassment charges against him with our boss and Human Resources. He proved the charges false (I was with him on several ocassions when she said he was calling or following her), but that took a while and gave him a 3day unpaid vacation before it was over. We all warned him and warned him about getting involved with this psycho, but she had his head seriously f***ed up.

OK, so what was my point to all this? If you can see an obvious problem, like the combo of flirtiness/jealousy, with a girl early on, run away fast. For every problem you know of, she's bound to have 5 more you won't see for months to come, or until you're married and it's too late (personal experience on that one!)

[Fuct]

That sounds like my ex. Except she was psycho . And her horny male friends wanting to bang her chances are they probably were. Or at least thats the way my ex- bitch was. Now if I can only get back the friends she ran off. My advice get away and stay away.

The only thing I don't get is are they so blind that they can't see their horny male friends main intention of being friends is to bang the hell out of them??:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

[dub]

I hate my ex-girlfriend
We all do chap... until we get the next ;)

What I do, is everytime I see an ex-girlfriend I silently think to myself "I've seen you naked."
Always makes me feel better then... dunno.

[Fuct]

We all do chap... until we get the next ;)

What I do, is everytime I see an ex-girlfriend I silently think to myself "I've seen you naked."
Always makes me feel better then... dunno.


Haha, that surely does make me feel better and I know for a fact that I've already hit it ;)

[GotBeer?]

The only thing I don't get is are they so blind that they can't see their horny male friends main intention of being friends is to bang the hell out of them??:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:They know, but like the attention.

[Condemnedhumanity]

Dude go out get drunk, get laid and get over her. And if at all possible find her best friend and screw her.

[Condemnedhumanity]

Sluts, they make great pets

[Azura]

Nada Surf
High/Low (1996)
Popular

Three important rules for breaking up
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Don't make a big production
Don't make up an elaborate story
This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
If you wanna date other people say so
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
Even if you've gone together for only a short time,
And haven't been too serious,
There's still a feeling of rejection
When someone says she preferres the company of others
To your exclusive company,
But if you're honest, and direct,
And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you brake the news,
The boy will respect you for your frankness,
And honestly he'll apeciate the kind of straight foward manner
In which you told him your decision
Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you will remain friends

I'm head of the class
'm popular
I'm a quarter back
I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick

Being attractive is the most important thing there is
If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
And if you see Jhonny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
Tell him you like his article in the newspaper

I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I make football bets
I'm a teachers pet.

I propose we support a one month limit on going steady
I think It will keep you both more able to deal with weird situation
And get to know more people
I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny
Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit
He wont mind he'll apreciate your fresh look on dating
And once you've dated someone else you can date him again
I'm sure he'll like it
Everyone will appreciate it
You so novel what a good idea
You can keep your time to your self
You don't need date insurance
You can go out with whoever you want to
Every boy, every boy, in the whole world could be yours
If you'll just listen to my plan
THE TEENAGE GUIDE TO POPULARITY

[Peavey]

Girls who have tons of horny male friends are just trouble, because she's either THAT stupid and doesn't realize that they want to bang her, or she is a slut and loves the attention.

Both scenarios suck because the slut/attention whore type is just trouble, not to mention these types can be the phoniest, most boring people alive. And stupidity is just the biggest turnoff.

Fuct, I hereby sentence your girlfriend to death, by guillotine on the charge that she is a ****ing psycho bitch.

[Condemnedhumanity]

Couldn't agree with you more. It's not the slut or the attention whore part that bothers me. It's the phoney part that really pissess me off

[Iron Archer]

don't hate, penetrate

[Valium]

Girls who have tons of horny male friends are just trouble, because she's either THAT stupid and doesn't realize that they want to bang her, or she is a slut and loves the attention.

Both scenarios suck because the slut/attention whore type is just trouble, not to mention these types can be the phoniest, most boring people alive. And stupidity is just the biggest turnoff.

Fuct, I hereby sentence your girlfriend to death, by guillotine on the charge that she is a ****ing psycho bitch.

I totally agree, being female i can say that those type of girls really pi$$ me off,just as much as the kind of blokes that hang about with them. I hate cheap looking girls.. they always glare at me :( damnd chav women..

[BobCobb]

I totally agree, being female i can say that those type of girls really pi$$ me off,just as much as the kind of blokes that hang about with them. I hate cheap looking girls.. they always glare at me damnd chav women..

Women that use their looks to manipulate anyone piss me off. There is a girl in my long lasting group of friends that came in and screwed everything up. People like this are big bitches, and they need to seriously reevaluate their situation in life. If the only way to get your much needed attention is to manipulate your friends, you can go to hell.

Arg, stupid stupid people. Never get involved with them.

[Valium]

It's when they get really big headed and think everyone loves them thats the problem.. then they start picking on the quiet girls who dont go about behaving like sluttz.. hah thats what friendsreunited is for; all the nasty girls from my school have ended up exactly as i would have thought.. *sniggers*
They do get all they deserve.

personally, i never found any of the 'popular' people at school to be anywhere near attractive (actually, they all looked the same); but then i have always had an 'individual' taste when it comes to what i find attractive..

[BobCobb]

It's when they get really big headed and think everyone loves them thats the problem

But sometimes everyone does love them, and is blind to their true nature. It becomes a big problem.

She never really bothered me, but my friends went through hell with some of her crap. She thinks she is so damned important, and demands attention. It really pisses me off, and she has ruined too many relationships. :(

[MrSmiles]

do you hate your ex enough to give tool her phone number, and scar her for life?

[Valium]

There is a big problem with a lot of young women in the UK today.. they have too much freedom and cannot control it - they drink waay too much and have no self control or respect. It's beyond disbelief what most of the women in my uni class talk about openly...
I sound like a middle aged person sometimes, which is why i cannot stand most other women my own age and their childish antics. *raises an eyebrow Vulcan style*

Popularity was always a turn off in my opinion, for those people who's own self adoration is more important than devoting themselves to their partner.

[BobCobb]

Yes, its the same way here. There are alot of girls that just want to party, get drunk, and whore themselves out. I'm not worried, the smart ones will straighten up, and the rest will flunk out. I get drunk like everyone else, but I certainly don't flaunt it or try to get people to like because of it. I don't understand some peoples obsession with how everyone else thinks. I don't give a **** what those who aren't close to me think.