I'm so proud.

[NeoNite]

My sister has a parakeet. He's a totally insane, it's a five year old turbo-enhanced looney, but that's not what made me proud today.

I was reading a newspaper on the carpet. Yes, lazyness kicked in I'm afraid.
So, the crazy parakeet took a dive and landed swiftly on the newspaper.
After a short while it farted.

Oh great. BUT you know WHAT made me proud?

...

The parakeet.. it flung its poop!!!

I mean, really. He was flinging his poop around the newspaper! Ok, it only happened once but honestly.. it was a mighty throw!

I stared at him, he stared back...

A tear almost rolled down my cheek. Then I got up and cleaned up his poop, and put him back in his cage.

But still.
Bless the little bastard.

Does anyone else have pets who have flung(?) poop?

[briach]

haha That's awesome.

There's a monkey in a nearby zoo, that will flip you off and fling poop at you if you try to feed it food or something. It's sad that someone would train it like that :/

[phatcat]

We have 2 cats, and once the younger cat scared the older cat while in the litter box, causing it to eject its load while trying to run away.

[Cap'n Beeb]

ha ha poop jokes itt!

[NeoNite]

Why, this is no joke. This is reality.

I should've recorded the event, and turned it into a short exciting movie.
First, an intro showing a headshot of the famous parakeet.

Followed by switching to the little bastard flinging his poop, in slow motion.
Should I add a heavy metal, or a trance track?
Decisions, decisions.

Briach, you've just described the perfect buf mascot. Well, unfortunately not in this era.. maybe, once, years ago it would've made a chance at becoming...

Phatcat.. that's horrible. Cat poop has a horrid stench =)

[O.S.T]

he was probably aiming for you :shy:

[GotBeer?]

Should I add a heavy metal, or a trance track?Enya. Excrement flung to an excrement soundtrack.

I haven't had any pets that actually fling poo, but my cat Samantha occasionally leaves the litterbox before she's completely done. Then a little nugget drops off in some random part of the house. Will it be the basement stairs? The couch? The computer chair? My ****ing pillow?!?!? Spin the wheel and take a chance!

[Condemnedhumanity]

I had a parakeet when I was younger. Then my sisters cat killed it. The bad part is the cat ran away later that day. She still thinks I killed her cat.

[anaemic]

all you people are confessing to having sisters but i dont see one pic :mad:

[NeoNite]

he was probably aiming for you :shy:

Sigh, if only :shy:

[Manticore]

The parakeet.. it flung its poop!!!
Great; it would probably succeed at Counter Strike.... buy it a copy and mail the results to Sierra.:)

[B]

pics of your sis please!

[GotBeer?]

No sis pics from me. You guys are either too preverted, or just plain uninterested in girls. I don't trust a one a ya.
Half the time, I even fear for the small animals...

[rex]

My pet hippopotamus does that too...

[Otej]

The parakeet farted? Pretty sure birds can't... could be wrong

[hyrulian]

I'm pretty sure than anything with a digestive system can. :p

[Otej]

never heard any of my birds fart in 10 years of owning birds, I was told not to ever give them fizzy drinks because they are unable to burp or fart and would not have a good time

[NeoNite]

Ok, ok a slight error, I suppose. It pooped.

A slippery piece of poo freed itself from the dark cave.

[namu]

My GF's parrots can expel their droppings horizontally, and have done so on occasions while flying. I've read that penguins are the champions at poop-expelling and can reach horizontal distances of (theoretically) over 2 feet.