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L_S
30th Jul 2005, 11:43 PM
I just realized something last night. Whenever I go out now, I never get carded anymore. I...I don't understand...what's happening to me?....I....it's so confusing....I just want to take a nap....

Cap'n Beeb
30th Jul 2005, 11:44 PM
So, has anyone got a nursing home on speed dial? ;)

ZenPirate
30th Jul 2005, 11:52 PM
Get that man some Metamucil and a pack of Depends, QUICK!!!

The Dopefish
30th Jul 2005, 11:59 PM
Visit scenic Miami today!

DeeperShade
31st Jul 2005, 12:26 AM
If you even think about wearing cowboy boots and listening to Country music, It's time to take the razorblade to the wrists....

Twisted Metal
31st Jul 2005, 02:19 AM
Holy sh*t those boobs look faker than beach balls. :eek:

MĘST
31st Jul 2005, 02:35 AM
Holy sh*t those boobs look faker than beach balls. :eek:
I was able to use my x-ray goggles on those boobies and low and behold, you were right!

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/4479/beachballs0pk.jpg

Twisted Metal
31st Jul 2005, 02:42 AM
:lol: that just made my day

W0RF
31st Jul 2005, 03:06 AM
Maybe if you wouldn't bar-hop in Class A Dress Uni with your rifle on your shoulder...

Xaero
31st Jul 2005, 12:18 PM
I was able to use my x-ray goggles on those boobies and low and behold, you were right!

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/4479/beachballs0pk.jpg

I need to find me some of those xray goggles.

CyberSirius
31st Jul 2005, 12:40 PM
des boubes!

Azura
31st Jul 2005, 01:31 PM
"Ze madonna wit za big boobies"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/alloallo_1.jpg

MĘST
31st Jul 2005, 10:40 PM
I need to find me some of those xray goggles.
Unfortunately they don't allow you to see through clothing. They only show what is directly beneath the skin. Be it beachballs or naturally bloody tissue. But I guess that might still do it for some people.

Zxanphorian
31st Jul 2005, 11:08 PM
I THINK L_S NEEDS SOME LOVE FROM US :mwink:

K.N.I.F.E
1st Aug 2005, 10:44 AM
Your depresseped cuz a goat ate your best friend!

Bean316
1st Aug 2005, 11:39 AM
I just realized something last night. Whenever I go out now, I never get carded anymore. I...I don't understand...what's happening to me?....I....it's so confusing....I just want to take a nap....

I tried GISing for funny pics of puberty and menopause, but I discovered quickly that those are two things that you really don't want to be searching for. Thanks a lot:mad:

Cap'n Beeb
1st Aug 2005, 11:49 AM
Your depresseped cuz a goat ate your best friend!

Ouch, my head.

B
1st Aug 2005, 12:50 PM
Screw L_S :p

Hey DS, post the full pic on that sig too please :) (I don't care they're fake!)

missPoopShoot
1st Aug 2005, 01:10 PM
"Ze madonna wit za big boobies"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/alloallo_1.jpg

"You stupid woman!"

MrSmiles
1st Aug 2005, 01:14 PM
I THINK L_S NEEDS SOME LOVE FROM US :mwink:
just some sweet lovin' from tool

the best there is

B
1st Aug 2005, 01:16 PM
"The painting of the fallen madonna with the big boobies"
http://deepershade.tar-valon.com/sig.php