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Lunatic
10th Dec 1999, 03:15 AM
I couldn't believe it! I was bopping around Dm-peak, when all of a sudden I fell off one of the narrow bridges and began to fall. I pushed back hard on the mouse and managed to land on a small ledge where I proceeded to walk right through the wall. I entered a small brick room where I saw two homosexual Nali-aliens feverishly giving each other reach-arounds and hot-carls until they were blue in the face. They then transformed into tiny silver lobsters and sang Christmas songs. Check it out!

RW
10th Dec 1999, 03:24 AM
Time for you to take your pill is it?

Cicero
10th Dec 1999, 12:20 PM
What the hell is a hot-carl? No scratch that, I don't want to know...

[OF]candyman
10th Dec 1999, 12:36 PM
i want screen shots!! This would be a nice addition to my internet porn!! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif Actually though there is an easter egg or whatever in the flyby in the original unreal...down in the water if you go up against an edge (yeah right I can descibe exactly where at right??) you fall further and further into oblivion...If you hit fly you can come back outta it but you just keep falling and falling...hmmmm I wonder if I backed up against the wall If I can find nalis doing the nasty deeds there too?? HMMMM I am gonna go try right now...Thanks Man oh boy more and more of a collection starting now /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

FenderTX
10th Dec 1999, 12:52 PM
ha ha cicero me neither...i wish had never opened this forum thread *hits self over head with base of heavy flight sim joystick to induce short term memory loss*

Worst Ping
10th Dec 1999, 01:51 PM
....They then transformed into tiny silver lobsters....

Talk about getting crabs.

Lizard Of Oz
10th Dec 1999, 05:51 PM
"Reach-arounds" I've heard of (Full Metal Jacket), but "hot-carls?"

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Lunatic
10th Dec 1999, 07:23 PM
Truth is, I am not even exactly sure what a hot carl is. I know it involves seran-wrap and ****ting on your partner, but that is about the extent of my knowledge...Any female midgets interested in trying one out get in contact with me.

The-Wraith
10th Dec 1999, 07:26 PM
This posts gone from weird to the twilight zone!!! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

Lunatic
10th Dec 1999, 07:26 PM
Hey, that was neat. I have never seen any ****ing censorship in action. I wonder what goddamn ****ing ****-licking *** -ramming words it censors and which ones it doesn't? Here's a little story to test it out. Yesterday I was anal-****ing my hamster when a goddamn piece of **** bolivian moose herder came in a ****ed the sheep silly with a huge rubber dildo and a pair of surgical scissors.

wooly_mammoth
10th Dec 1999, 07:41 PM
This post sounds like bullsh*t (or more likely a fag's projection) but I must admit seeing a female bot (one of the attractive ones) fingering herself behind a transporter in dm-radikus. This was in the leaked patch 225c I believe. I'm quite serious.

OFUY
10th Dec 1999, 07:46 PM
Sad that f-ck and sh-t are censored...but goddamm is ok. Shows what this country has come to. How sad.. /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif

Lizard Of Oz
10th Dec 1999, 08:11 PM
But what if you spell it "god damn?"

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Lizard Of Oz
10th Dec 1999, 08:12 PM
Well god damn it all to heck. it allows it both ways. It's bi-blasphemus.

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BillyBadAss
10th Dec 1999, 08:15 PM
A "hot carl" is when you s h i t into your partner's mouth.

L_S
10th Dec 1999, 08:26 PM
BBA is correct about the hot carl. When you s h i t on your partners chest, that is known as a Cleveland Steamer. Its very easy (and somewhat embarrassing if somebody expects one but you do the other) to get these mixed up....errrr....ummmm.....hehe

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Lunatic
10th Dec 1999, 08:34 PM
I guess then a warm carl is when you attempt to **** in your partner's mouth but only hit their lips and/or chin. Therefore a cold carl is when you miss altogether and end up hitting your own foot. A steaming carl involves diarrea; when you hit the partner's mouth but it ends up running down their face and onto their chest. I don't even want to guess what a hot steamer is, in cleaveland or any other place

L_S
10th Dec 1999, 08:37 PM
Why do I have a sneaking suspiscion that MRHYDE is somehow responsible for this thread? /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif


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The Bill
10th Dec 1999, 08:39 PM
Alright, alright! Hey I enjoy stories of aliens crapping in each others mouths and debates on cursing like the next guy, but isn't this a video game board?
P.S. at lest they didn't stick burning hot pokers up eath others @$$.

Damphir
10th Dec 1999, 09:32 PM
Nasty ****s.

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FenderTX
10th Dec 1999, 10:35 PM
Holy ******* ****! someone close this ******* post right now! I can't stand all this homo ****. I never wanted to know what a ******* hot carl was...I was going to eat some chocolate cake in the fridge but no!...no i've got this ******* image in my head and i'm going to vomit

and about the *** **** cursing...have some ******* class and don't do that ****

The-Wraith
11th Dec 1999, 01:47 PM
This is a buch of ****ing bull**** ******* mother****ing crap I have ever ****ing read in my ****ing whole life!! Where the **** does this bull**** come from you sick bunch of *******s!! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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Toolvana
11th Dec 1999, 03:04 PM
No way am I gonna let this s**t thread pass me by........POOP.......there, now I've contributed.

Lizard Of Oz
11th Dec 1999, 08:45 PM
I have an Easter egg in my pants. /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif




[This message has been edited by Lizard Of Oz (edited 12-11-1999).]

L_S
11th Dec 1999, 08:48 PM
I have two! Am I some sort of freak?!

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The-Wraith
11th Dec 1999, 08:49 PM
The Easter Bunny must have laughed, when he delivered that Egg lol!!

TheRock
11th Dec 1999, 09:13 PM
The Rock is amazed at all this sick F**KING
Posts of Monkey-CRAPPING on people's faces.
The Rock is so disgusted that The Great one will now go watch 20 hours of Pokemon to get this sick crap out of his Mind.
YUCK,You jabronis are a bunch of sickos.



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Donkya Bwoy
11th Dec 1999, 09:44 PM
Isn't that what The Rock would have done anyway?


Every saturday, right?

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Lunatic
14th Feb 2000, 03:27 PM
Moooooo.

CHRYSt
14th Feb 2000, 03:41 PM
"next thing I knew, she was jugglin' my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock"
Sorry, Bloodhound Gang seems somehow relevant.

Anyhow, we were talking about rimjobs the other day, and I realized that if you sat in some salt before having your arse eaten out, it would be a new trick. I dubbed it a Margarita Rimmins. How's that for tasty-asty-good?
Then the topic moved on to pee hole wideners.

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NIGMA666
14th Feb 2000, 04:10 PM
LOL, This Post is FU(KED UP!!!

Well i remember once my Grandpa told me about how he went to a StripClub with some friends and one of the Dancers wanted to know if he would like some Thunder,Rain and Lava? but he thought it was a drink or somthing, so he asked what kind of drink it was and she said no,no its not a drink its where you lay on the floor and i stand over you and (Thunder)Fart in your face,(Rain)Piss all over you and then(Lava)SH|T in your mouth!

well of course he said no thats ok! and left /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

man,that would be a $hity drink....

-=666=-

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bushwacker
14th Feb 2000, 04:24 PM
How can people pluke to the smell of $H!t and not puke all over eack other!?

Temporary Account
14th Feb 2000, 04:27 PM
God! This is so messed up. I'm sitting at work laughing my *** off. *BUMP* /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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war
14th Feb 2000, 05:37 PM
i was at school and was startin to wonder why the schools web sensor(so the 13 year olds dont look at porn) was goin nutz when i tried to check this thread out .........
now i know.........
/me goes to take 10 showers after reading it

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Lunatic
14th Feb 2000, 08:55 PM
Alright, I got the worst one of all. Ever hear of a felcher? Its when a homo lumps his doad into the arse of his partner and then proceeds to slurp out his man-chowder with a straw.
How about we see who can invent the sickest new sexual fetish? Here's my try:

Take a huge $hit into a play-dough extractor (those things you used to force a handful of play dough through to make spaghetti or star shaped logs) and then force a stroodle off into the nostril of your partner...Your partner's nostril is being held open with a c-clamp and the whole time irish midgets are dancing in the background to the sounds of Barry Manilow. I call it the Manilow Stroodle Steamer.

jenny?
14th Feb 2000, 09:36 PM
Ugh, a friend of mine explained the term "felch" to me once. I still wanna hurl at the sight of those 5 letters together. *gag* Why can't people just spew in normal places, like an eye socket, or nostril or something? When will they learn that the poop chute is an "exit-only"? And more importantly, what type of crack was Lunatic smoking when he began this thread?

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NIGMA666
14th Feb 2000, 10:05 PM
Sorry, this just seems to br the Thread to tell you all this!

I have a Big a$$ Gas Cramp and i need to SHlT, but im afraid of clawging the toilet up!

Somone Help!!!!!!!

-=666=-

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Toolvana
14th Feb 2000, 11:23 PM
/me enters the thread and instantly goes into a spastic vomiting episode of gargantuan proportions

CHRYSt
15th Feb 2000, 11:51 AM
God, you people really need to go to some fetish clubs. That's where you learn the really fücked up shît. And it's all live. Not my thing, but at least I've been, so I have a right to bash it if I wish.

"So Babmi's goin on about how she wants to make my every fantasy come true.
So I says: Even this one I have where Jesus CHRYSt is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to somethin' resebmling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Clause's tummy tum?
Well, 10 beers, 20 minutes, and 30 dollars later, I was parkin the ol' Beef Bus in Tuna Town, if you know what I mean."

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CHRYSt
15th Feb 2000, 11:53 AM
OH, BTW, I checked. Just in case Lunatic saw something and thought it was Nali doing the Nasti, there is NOTHING in DM Peak that would even look like that. The Nali are not present in the map's design, and there is NOTHING in any of the scripting that would cause that. Lunatic is just lying.

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el Gato
15th Feb 2000, 12:03 PM
NASTY!

I heard of felch before. Actually, it was on an episode of "Married with Children" back when it was still up and running on Fox. They had an episode with a character "Reverend Feltcher". My roomate told me what that meant. Never watched it again. And I stayed FAR AWAY from my roomate!

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Selerox[PuF]
15th Feb 2000, 12:20 PM
How has this thread not been killed off yet?! This is some SICK s**t!

Insidentally I once saw something worse than that when I was...

<this text has been erased by PUCensorBot(tm)>

...and left with stains all over my back!

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NIGMA666
15th Feb 2000, 05:14 PM
Damn you all to hell PUCensor Bot!!!!!!

i wanted to read that you know.......

-=666=-

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D66
15th Feb 2000, 05:19 PM
I have one word that I want to see if any one knows what it really means. (South Park had it wrong)


MONG

The ones vomiting are the ones who know the awnser. The rest of you...I doubt you have the imagination. If you do then STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY GRAVE!!!!!! (this was a hint)

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bushwacker
16th Feb 2000, 02:10 AM
oh this is just so sick!
BuTT my guess is they dig you up and PLUKE you cold! brrrrr.

XxBonesxX
16th Feb 2000, 06:44 AM
What got this sick post drug up from the grave?? Nasty people we have here yuck hot carls thats just to gross!!

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Toolvana
16th Feb 2000, 08:57 AM
/me blindly clicks on this thread yet again and instantly pukes

7thPixel
13th Apr 2000, 02:37 AM
bump

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CHRYSt
13th Apr 2000, 02:44 AM
Wow...this is quite the old thread...I remember visiting it back when I was a wee Adept.

Why didn't it get deleted in the big slowdown a month or 2 ago?

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7thPixel
13th Apr 2000, 02:46 AM
hehehe.

This thread made me start posting here /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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Bounca
13th Apr 2000, 02:58 AM
#Bump#

I've been contributing to this forum hear and there for a while now and without a doubt this is the funniest one I have ever seen.

In this day and age of inventful, wonderful sick fetishes, the good ole golden shower is as boring as missionary style

Boom
7th Nov 2000, 07:57 PM
Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa!!!

I wanted to make my first act as a moderator a good one. So I have unlocked and bumped this thread. :D

I was trying to think of something cool to do for my main man Morety. I know this is your favorite thread buddy, so enjoy it. :)

I moved it to OT. I don't wanna screw around with the main forum, I am gonna take this moderator thing somewhat seriously. But I have seen much worse things than this thread in OT, so I don't think I am abusing my powers too badly. :p

Ummm, don't be surprised if this gets locked again. :o But come on, how cool is it to see this thread on the front page again? Even if it is in OT.

The_Inflictor
7th Nov 2000, 08:00 PM
/me bows down to worship the Holy Easter Egg-in-Peak thread...hot p00p for everyone.

This should never leave the first page ;)

Krypton|BuF
7th Nov 2000, 08:05 PM
Free hot carls and margarita rimmins for everyone...!!!!

Come and enjoy!



Boom: Now I have to edit my IE favorites, as this is no more in PU... Yepp, had it in my favorites....

L_S
7th Nov 2000, 08:07 PM
Hehe I actually have a puf threads folder in my favorites :)

phil
7th Nov 2000, 08:14 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! not again
damn I got here to late...

oh well let the anarchy start again

Krypton|BuF
7th Nov 2000, 08:15 PM
so we not only have:

- same birht day

- same sports interest (desinterest in baseball. so boring)

- both fun in playing basketball....



...no, we also have: both a favorite puf thread folder in browser.... hehe m8

desperado
7th Nov 2000, 08:47 PM
___ Gore

___ Bush

_x_ Boom

kamikaze9
7th Nov 2000, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by Boom
Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa!!!

I wanted to make my first act as a moderator a good one. So I have unlocked and bumped this thread. :D

I was trying to think of something cool to do for my main man Morety. I know this is your favorite thread buddy, so enjoy it. :)

I moved it to OT. I don't wanna screw around with the main forum, I am gonna take this moderator thing somewhat seriously. But I have seen much worse things than this thread in OT, so I don't think I am abusing my powers too badly. :p

Ummm, don't be surprised if this gets locked again. :o But come on, how cool is it to see this thread on the front page again? Even if it is in OT.
w00t!! Thank you boom for making my sole vote for you all worthwile!! j00 = gOd!! :D

garrett
7th Nov 2000, 09:29 PM
god you just had to revive this crap didn't you boom lol

OshadowO
7th Nov 2000, 09:33 PM
Just when I thought this was a good day and boom!
Boom you had to do it didn't you? Admit it. It's not for Morety, you did it for selfish purposes:) BTW congrats on being moderator.

Wolf Blackstar
7th Nov 2000, 09:40 PM
You know, just the other day in one of my police science courses, a former officer was telling the class a story of one of his days in the vice squad.

They busted a place for showing videos depicting folks giving each other hot carls(he described it, apparently deciding that giving the term out was a bad idea). He had the whole class going "Eeeeeewwww!!!!!" and "Disgusting!" in seconds.

Except for me, of course. I immediately thought of this thread. In fact, it was nearly impossible to keep from spitting out "Don't you guys know anything? that's a hot carl!" and busting out laughing. Seeing that I didn't want the reputation of Resident Sicko, I held it in. I'll always be thinking about this thread whenever someone mentions anything like this again, though.

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Morety
7th Nov 2000, 10:04 PM
OMFG ROFLMfnAO!!!!!!!!

One of my posts was going to be "MUST...RESIST...OPENING...EASTEREGG THREAD".

Man, when I logged on, I thought this was going to be Lunatic's sequel thread, the easter egg in Face2. I come in here to see who's bumping up the old crap and realize it's the original.

Boom, you're aces buddy. :D

But, keep the lock handy...

The_Inflictor
8th Nov 2000, 06:45 AM
BUMP

It was in danger of falling onto the next page :D

CHRYSt
8th Nov 2000, 09:09 AM
Man, this thing gets bumped, and all people can do is thank Boom?

Well, to get back on topic...

Ya know what would really be cool? an Iced Margarita Rimmins. Crush some ice, get a funnel, and pour it down the recipient's arse. Then get the salt, and have a go! Yay! Freezing fun for everyone!

Some other variations on the Rimmins:
Cool Jazz: Iced Margarita Rimmins + Rusty Trombone (RT= reaching around and jerking off the guy while tossing his salad)
Hot Rimmins: p00ping in the mouth of the person eating the Rimmins
Surfin Safari: Slapping the ass to create waves and riding those waves right to the hole for that oh so wonderful taste. (works best on fat asses)
Salt mining: get the ass sweaty, so the salt dissolves, and goes into the hole. Then you gotta go feeling around inside to find it.

I could come up with a thousand of these :)

Man, if this doesn't get it re-locked, I dunno what will :D

Krypton|BuF
8th Nov 2000, 09:18 AM
The "Hot Carl Rimmin":

(recipe for 2 peepz)

- salt
- 2 asses
- poop in one of em...

(works best with one fat and a tiny ass)


here we go:

Salt the fat ass...
Lign up asses, small one inside, near the hole of the fat one
Press (The guy with the small one)....

After that "exchange", the fat one can try to poop back in the small, or revenge himself with an easy normal hot or warm carl...

CHRYSt
8th Nov 2000, 09:27 AM
Hmm..unfortunately, that takes no resemblance to either a hot carl, or a rimjob. Much less a Margarita style one.

If I understand, they're basically p00ping into each other's p00p chutes.


I'd call it a Manhattan Transfer.

Krypton|BuF
8th Nov 2000, 09:41 AM
Yeah, much better name...

CHRYSt
8th Nov 2000, 10:07 AM
Anyone else got any original fetish or sexual deviancy they need named?

CHRYSt
8th Nov 2000, 11:15 AM
Hmm...a couple more variations before it's locked...

Cap'n Crunchy: Use Rock Salt for the Rimmins
The Relaxer: Use Saltpeter. This is a good way to use sexual deviancy for revenge.
Sweet n' sour: Sugar instead of salt, with a lime shoved in first.
Salty musket: fart on the guy eating you out. (Variation of a hairy musket)
Vampire: Bite the anus hard enough to draw blood
Colic Decanter: Use a catheter leading from the penis to the anus. Fill the colon, and have the guy suck it out. This might make a good mixer if you use some tequila in there as well.
Dog in the ocean: Just like a Dog in the bathtub, but since this is done in conjunction with salt, it's more like an ocean. (BTW, a dog in the bathtub is when you try to squeeze your nutz into the ass.)

Boom
16th Dec 2000, 03:17 AM
As a special pre-Christmas gift to PuF, Morety has unlocked this thread, and I am bumping it.

CHRYSt, in the above posts you have clearly demonstrated your talent for naming novel sexual/deviant practices. I call upon you to grace us with that talent now. I need some names for the following.

What if, prior to giving your partner a margarita rimming, you gave them an enema using a real margarita as the fluid. Then have them squat in the salt before you slurp the margarita out.

What if, instead of filling their colon with a margarita enema you used hot chocolate?

What about Bloodymary mix?

Tequilla?

Bass ale?

OrangeJuice and Vodka?

Oatmeal?

Miller High Life?

Jack Daniels?

Spaghetti Sauce?

Nacho Cheese?

Dr. Pepper?

Snapple?

Cool Aid?

Ben and Jerry's (whatever flavor you like)?

Evian?

A bucket of Popeye's chicken?


A merry christmas to all, and to all a good hot carl. :D

garrett
16th Dec 2000, 03:57 AM
ahhhhhhhh not again!!

Vortex
16th Dec 2000, 06:27 AM
Now, THAT was scary!

/me is wondering do CHRYSt and co. actually practice this stuff, for they are dangerously knowledgeable on the subject.

Krypton|BuF
16th Dec 2000, 06:46 AM
Merry Christmas! :D (/me preparing to ROFLMAO when CHRYSt turns up...)

kamikaze9
16th Dec 2000, 08:17 AM
Must resist..... nali.... reacharound.... :)

Wolf Blackstar
16th Dec 2000, 09:59 AM
You guys spend way too much time doing stuff with p00p and your asses.

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The_Inflictor
16th Dec 2000, 10:46 AM
Boom, you're twisted ;)

Morety
16th Dec 2000, 12:08 PM
What if you were to p00p into some pattystackers? You could make some burgers out of it. I'd then roll them in bread crumbs and deep fry them. You could then freeze them and take them to lunch for a yummy yummy from yer bummy in yer tummy treat. :) Just throw them in the microwave until their nice and hot.

Taker
16th Dec 2000, 12:36 PM
Lunatic I have only two questions for ya?
Which of the following were you on when you found the Easter Egg in Peak?
LSD
Peyote
STP
Mushrooms
Or was it just your own fantasy?

[Edited by Taker on December 19th, 2000 at 10:40 AM]

CHRYSt
16th Dec 2000, 01:18 PM
Allright, here we go...

What if, prior to giving your partner a margarita rimming, you gave them an enema using a real margarita as the fluid. Then have them squat in the salt before you slurp the margarita out.

-Mexican poop shots.

What if, instead of filling their colon with a margarita enema you used hot chocolate?

-Backside Mudslide

What about Bloodymary mix?

-Colic Transfusion

Tequilla?
-Get the worm in, and this would be a Chewy Mexican Poop Shot.

Bass ale?

-Bitter buttcheeks

OrangeJuice and Vodka?

-Hairy screwdriver. Or a "philips head" in some countries.

Oatmeal?

-Lumps from the dark

Miller High Life?

-Crap. (Really, do you need to drink miller out of someone's ass to call it crap?)

Jack Daniels?

-Country brewed scat

Spaghetti Sauce?

-Italian slurpee

Nacho Cheese?

-Stinky taco surprise

Dr. Pepper?

-Just what the doctor ordered

Snapple?

-Best stuff on earth

Kool Aid?

-Sugary drippings

Ben and Jerry's (whatever flavor you like)?

-Frosty Rectum

Evian?

-Naive fountain

A bucket of Popeye's chicken?

-Proctologist's nightmare.


So, how'd I do? Any others need a name?

The_Inflictor
16th Dec 2000, 01:34 PM
Tequilla?
-Get the worm in, and this would be a Chewy Mexican Poop Shot.

Nice!

phil
16th Dec 2000, 01:35 PM
WHY GOD? WHY? why must it come back? its like that cat in the song........

:)

Boom
16th Dec 2000, 01:45 PM
CHRYSt!!! You did not dissapoint! Brrrrrrilliant!!!! (said with rolling rrrrrs).

My favorites are "backside mudslide" and "lumps from the dark"

Favorite names that is, not favorite activities. :D

I'll try to think of some more puzzlers for ya. Right now I need to go the emergency room for these incredible stomach cramps caused by laughing so damn hard.

CHRYSt, you da one baby!

Morety
16th Dec 2000, 01:50 PM
CHRYSt r00lz this thread. :D
Oh, and Taker, it wasn't me that started this, it was Lunatic who saw it. :p

Kilham
16th Dec 2000, 03:12 PM
You just had to let this out of it's basket again didn't you?:).

I'm dreaming of a brrrrown Christmas........

I_B_Bangin
17th Dec 2000, 12:40 AM
http://www.geocities.com/i_b_bangin_ut/warcow.jpg

Kilham
17th Dec 2000, 04:42 AM
Well, you've given me some interesting ideas for stuffing the turkey. Christmas dinner this year could be just a little different. :)

Selerox
17th Dec 2000, 06:33 AM
I believe that theres a demo of me humping a cow at EuroLAN 1 somewhere :)

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
17th Dec 2000, 09:46 AM
That was me :D, just before I shot the 'deemer into the ground whenever was posing/juggling/dancing for the group screenshot. Didn't we get a demo from someone flying by low on the back of a strangelove rocket?

Morety
18th Dec 2000, 10:21 AM
Is there a specific name for when Rover is doing it to a female (literally) doggie style?

Or what about pony fellatio?

What about eating your partners induced vomit?

(All of which I've seen thanks to email.)

CHRYSt
18th Dec 2000, 11:37 AM
The first 2, bestiality.

The third...hmm...I just checked. I can't find any actual references to people eating each other's vomit. Well, nothing where they named it.

I'd call it "Sharing the Cud"

Morety
18th Dec 2000, 11:41 AM
bestiality is too general, as they are both specific acts. That's like trying to use making love to describe the various positions, when it's too general to be descriptive enough.

CHRYSt
18th Dec 2000, 11:50 AM
True, but I don't think giving a horse a blowjob has a different name than giving one to a person. It's the same act, just a different animal.

I can't find any specific names on that either.

Morety
18th Dec 2000, 12:28 PM
Why not something like a "horse-gobbler" and "doggie-doo"?

garrett
18th Dec 2000, 02:54 PM
i don't think i want to know what you two are talking about now lol

CHRYSt
18th Dec 2000, 03:12 PM
Yeah, those are pretty good. I think we can go with that, tho, I think they would make a better label for the person.

If you suck off a horse, then you're a horse gobbler.

Syri
18th Dec 2000, 03:13 PM
ROFLMAO!! this thread is the best!
sick, tasteless, but funny all the same! pleeeeease don't lock it this time!! :)

Taker
19th Dec 2000, 01:53 PM
HEY MORETY!

I am very,very,very,very,very,very,
very,very,very,very,very,very,very,
very,very,very,very,very,very,very,
very,very,very,very,very,very,very,
very,very,very,very,very,very,very,
very,very,very,very,very,very,very,
very,sorry.I guess I had a brain fart
when I asked if you were on drugs when
you found the easter egg.I have since
edited that post and it now asks Lunatic
not you.
Sorry man.

CHRYSt
19th Dec 2000, 01:55 PM
Don't apologize, just let him pee on you. :)

Taker
19th Dec 2000, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by CHRYSt
Don't apologize, just let him pee on you. :)

Thanks alot CHRYSt!I may be a sick f...!
(or why else would I keep coming back to this thread?)
But I am not that sick.

CHRYSt
19th Dec 2000, 02:42 PM
No golden showers for you then? Come on, you might just like it.

Remember, urine is sterile. That's right. You can drink it.

Kilham
19th Dec 2000, 02:50 PM
Would it be OK to post this in here? it is sort of on topic.:)

http://members.tripod.co.uk/Kilham/Image1.jpg

Taker
19th Dec 2000, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by CHRYSt
No golden showers for you then? Come on, you might just like it.

Remember, urine is sterile. That's right.
You can drink it.


Not a chance in hell!No golden showers,
hot carls,Steamers,Rimmins or any other
sick twisted crap for me.And I'll have
to take your word about drinking urine
since you seem to be so knowledgeble on it.
Heres a true story about Golden Showers
that was in our local paper a few
years back:

It seems there was a guy
who was arrested,in a campground,
on the beach in Ventura.He was in
the holding tank under the womens
bathroom wearing a yellow rain suit
and rubber boots.Were not talking
about a portable outhouse.one that
is larger and works in the same manner.
He had his shirt off and he was covered
in poop and piss.The paper said that he
had been doing this for sometime before
he was finally caught.

optic_freeze
19th Dec 2000, 04:05 PM
Ah, hot sh*ts and drinkable pis* - nothing like reading this thread after a hard day at the orfice... :P

deweyrawk
19th Dec 2000, 06:50 PM
We can't forget about the good ole' "dirty sanchez". I'm sure CHRYST knows it.:D

I_B_Bangin
19th Dec 2000, 06:59 PM
I am never coming back to this forum, ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taker
19th Dec 2000, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by I_B_Bangin'
I am never coming back to this forum, ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah right never coming back!You like it.You know you do!

Morety
19th Dec 2000, 10:15 PM
/me brings in his little pigmy chimp who immediately throws feces on Taker :D

re The puppy love:
Okay, so instead of a doggy doo, she'd be a doggy do-er.

CHRYSt
19th Dec 2000, 11:36 PM
Now you're getting it!

Tho puppy lovin would be a good name for the act itself.

That doggie do-er's busy pushing the puppy poop.


As for a dirty sanchez, of course. But try a slimy sanchita. This is like a dirty sanchez, except instead of poop, you wait till she's on her period, and use the sloughed blood.

Much more fun, and less obvious to her, so she's more likely to wake up with a crusty red stinky mustache. Good revenge sex. Not as good as a rodeo fück.

Taker
20th Dec 2000, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by Morety
/me brings in his little pigmy chimp who immediately throws feces on Taker :D

Taker pulls out his redemeer and hit's pygmy chimp,Spraying his feces on Morety,Before chimp has chance to throw.

Morety
20th Dec 2000, 10:07 AM
Taker, I just bought you a present. You'll be getting it in the mail. :) It's called a RealHamster. Below is a real testimonial for this product.

I just received my RealHamster this morning. I'm impressed! I've never seen a hamster quite as pert as this one it looks spunkier in the flesh than it does on your web pages. Thumper looks so lovable and its back passage is magnificent! I can't keep my willy out of him!

Thumper and I have been at it like rabbits since he arrived and I'm throwing a buggering-hamster party this weekend. You have made me one very happy animal lover! I hope you go and make many more animal lovers happy!

This would make you a Rodent Raider, or a FakeFurF*cker. The act would be called HamsterHumpin.

/me wipes the p00p from his forehead. :D

CHRYSt
20th Dec 2000, 10:13 AM
Actually, hamster or rodent humping is officially known as gerbiling. :)

Taker
20th Dec 2000, 10:37 AM
Thanks MORETY!
Man I hope someday to do something eqaully as nice for you someday!

CHRYSt,
What would it is it called when someone F*#!s a Chimp?
I only ask because you seem to have the most knowledge in this area.

Morety
20th Dec 2000, 10:37 AM
CHRYSt, it's the other way. What you call gerbilling is the act of a gerbil in a human.

The RealHamster is the receiver. Not the insider.

Taker
20th Dec 2000, 10:45 AM
I thought that using a Gerbil was known as doing the Richard Gere..........

The things you can learn in this forum.For the most part are things I really never wanted to know.

Morety
20th Dec 2000, 11:34 AM
Doing the Richard Gere (which is different from doing Richard Gere and should not be confused) is a good name for gerbilling.

The RealHamster is like a big furry blow up doll that receives the "love" of a man...or a woman with a strap-on.

el Gato
21st Dec 2000, 08:29 AM
Nasty. I'll stick with my Quadra-Dong, thank you very much.

Syri
22nd Dec 2000, 04:53 PM
just wondering CHRYSt, what is it when you are having anal s3x with a person, and they p00p while doing the deed?

CHRYSt
22nd Dec 2000, 06:53 PM
It's not possible. Well, I guess technically it could be done, but generally speaking, it's not. While you're in there, the muscles in the rectum are more or less paralyzed. When you come out, it takes a few seconds for them to get back to normal.

Tho if it was to be done, I guess it would have to be called a "browned spanky".

ZenPirate
22nd Dec 2000, 07:00 PM
Boy,ya learn somethin' new every day :D

NEO-=LMatrix=-
23rd Dec 2000, 09:50 PM
YO lunitic your a fu(kin mad man. How old are you anyways
geez ive never read a thread like this and how dddddthat u actually do make a new one like it. or i will.

Morety
23rd Dec 2000, 09:55 PM
Matrix, Lunatic hasn't been around in ages. This is just one that gets dug up every once in a blue moon. It's the only thread like this on the forum.

NEO-=LMatrix=-
23rd Dec 2000, 09:58 PM
oh

CHRYSt
24th Dec 2000, 03:06 PM
The thread will live on!!! H00ray for p00pies!


http://homepages.go.com/~blorgfreth/p00p.jpg

WiLD2
24th Dec 2000, 08:53 PM
Shouldn't this thread be dead by now? All though, I do enjoy the occasional Hot-Carl :)

CHRYSt
25th Dec 2000, 12:07 AM
See my above post. :)

Krypton|BuF
25th Dec 2000, 07:01 AM
Well, we can't really see if WiLD2 "enjoys" the hot-carl he gets in CHRISt's pic, but surely we see CHRISt enjoying to give one (kinda nice smile on his face...) ;) :p

Danger_Dude
25th Jan 2001, 12:43 PM
What the-?!?! I was in pursuit of the shadow man, and I could have sworn he ducked into this thread! Damn you, shadow man, now I've gone and bumped the infamous "Easter Egg" thread back onto the first page!!

/me shakes his fist at the shadow man!

L_S
28th Jan 2001, 09:36 AM
http://forums.planetunreal.com/showthread.php?threadid=33239

Come on everybody rate this thread!!

L_S
28th Jan 2001, 09:38 AM
Have you read the original post in this thread lately? "feverishly giving each other hot carls" lmao! I wish this guy still posted here........

Morety
28th Jan 2001, 02:19 PM
I actually sent him an email telling him we'd unlocked it and were hoping he'd come by and make an appearance. :( Too bad he didn't.

kamikaze9
28th Jan 2001, 06:27 PM
Damn straight! 5/5!!! :D

Rodzilla
28th Jan 2001, 07:51 PM
AHAHAH! This thread needs a 10/5!! :)

B
29th Jan 2001, 02:59 AM
Is that your Easter-Egg ??? Or are u just happy to see me?

Vortex
29th Jan 2001, 07:34 AM
I rated this thread though! Just to be on the safe side.

Syri
29th Jan 2001, 07:53 AM
let the easter egg live on!

the~oreca
29th Jan 2001, 08:00 AM
w00tage for p00page!

WiLD2
29th Jan 2001, 03:38 PM
MmmMMMMmmm. I really did enjoy that Hot-Carl. CHRYSt should make his second coming and give us an encore!

The Dopefish
1st Feb 2001, 09:32 PM
Vote this thread as being the best! :D

SkummyB|BuF
2nd Feb 2001, 02:42 AM
this is gonna sound dumb, but just HOW do we vote for threads? :o

SkummyB|BuF
2nd Feb 2001, 02:54 AM
Originally posted by WiLD2
Shouldn't this thread be dead by now? All though, I do enjoy the occasional Hot-Carl :)

No comment ;)

]LoL[malkovich|mOO
2nd Feb 2001, 07:02 AM
i've only been checking out these forums for a few weeks now , and i see this easter egg post with all the responses , so im like 'thats got to be some cool easter egg' and so i drop in , and then of course the retching and the gagging begin - i just dont like gross things , im not uptight i just am one of those neatness and cleaning freaks :) never heard any of these wonderful terms before 'hot carl' , 'steaming love bombs' , whatever the hell else ... never heard any of them a single time (and i was doing just fine without them) :)

BUT THEN !!! as im reading the thread , in the background on the radio they are having a contest (someone verify this please its just too damn funny) wfnx in boston at about 7:35 this morning , and the question you have to call in and answer is '30,000 people are killed by this each year?' or something very close to that maybe it was 50,000 or maybe it was seriously injured whatever .... and some wingnut calls in at just about the exact time i am seeing the words 'hot carl' for the first time and offers his answer of 'hot carls?' ... sweet riverdancin' jesus !! is that a freakin coincidence or what !! so then it turns into a big discussion and they got people calling in to email them 'the poopsex lovers dictionary' and they say that the 'cleveland steamers' are a new xfl team , and oh man its a good thing i work part-time at a pharmacy because im gonna need some drugs today ...

i cant believe i just contributed to this mess , but it was too wild not to share , if anybody wants this post to stay here you better quote it soon because i guarantee you im deleting when i get in from work , apparently my conscience is still snoozing ... shirk ... god i hope my mother doesnt see this :)

B
2nd Feb 2001, 07:39 AM
Originally posted by shirker|MyU
i've only been checking out these forums for a few weeks now , and i see this easter egg post with all the responses , so im like 'thats got to be some cool easter egg' and so i drop in , and then of course the retching and the gagging begin - i just dont like gross things , im not uptight i just am one of those neatness and cleaning freaks :) never heard any of these wonderful terms before 'hot carl' , 'steaming love bombs' , whatever the hell else ... never heard any of them a single time (and i was doing just fine without them) :)

BUT THEN !!! as im reading the thread , in the background on the radio they are having a contest (someone verify this please its just too damn funny) wfnx in boston at about 7:35 this morning , and the question you have to call in and answer is '30,000 people are killed by this each year?' or something very close to that maybe it was 50,000 or maybe it was seriously injured whatever .... and some wingnut calls in at just about the exact time i am seeing the words 'hot carl' for the first time and offers his answer of 'hot carls?' ... sweet riverdancin' jesus !! is that a freakin coincidence or what !! so then it turns into a big discussion and they got people calling in to email them 'the poopsex lovers dictionary' and they say that the 'cleveland steamers' are a new xfl team , and oh man its a good thing i work part-time at a pharmacy because im gonna need some drugs today ...

i cant believe i just contributed to this mess , but it was too wild not to share , if anybody wants this post to stay here you better quote it soon because i guarantee you im deleting when i get in from work , apparently my conscience is still snoozing ... shirk ... god i hope my mother doesnt see this :)
whatever dude:)

Danger_Dude
2nd Feb 2001, 08:31 AM
SHOCK! SHOCK AND DISMAY!! The revered "Incredible Easter Egg thread in DM-Peak" rates only a mere 4 out of 5 stars???

The thread that defines PuF????

/me passes out Taco Bell fueled hot carls to all who rated this thread at anything less than 5 out of 5!!

----

Random thought: is a "hot karl" the socialist equivalent?

kamikaze9
2nd Feb 2001, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by Danger_Dude
SHOCK! SHOCK AND DISMAY!! The revered "Incredible Easter Egg thread in DM-Peak" rates only a mere 4 out of 5 stars???

The thread that defines PuF????

/me passes out Taco Bell fueled hot carls to all who rated this thread at anything less than 5 out of 5!!

----

Random thought: is a "hot karl" the socialist equivalent?
Exactly what I ventured into this thread to rant about! Who didn't give it a 5!! Identify yourself, and ye shalt be maimed!

/me votes 5 1234223 times futily hoping to bring it back to glory status

Morety
2nd Feb 2001, 09:43 AM
Shirker, that's f'n hilarious!

Whoever rated this less than five, be warned...

I'm about to go into the background files and find out WHO be-rated this artful thread. Not only will I publish your name and vote, I will have your postcount put back to zero, and you will have to log on with a new name as I'll ban your previous name. I will also give you a custom avatar that will NOT be to your liking, and you will not be able to change it. Same goes for the custom status, which will read "I think hot carls are soooo yummy".

m0

*too bad I don't have the power of an admin!

The Dopefish
2nd Feb 2001, 09:54 AM
You vote by going to the bottom right hand side of any thread and select a number value for how it should be voted.

NVerxion
2nd Feb 2001, 10:24 AM
crowded elevator smell different to midget

Morety
2nd Feb 2001, 02:11 PM
Nothing better than bumping into a midget. ;)

Wolf Blackstar
2nd Feb 2001, 02:20 PM
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.


]LoL (http://home.triad.rr.com/jmayes/lol/)[Sgt_Sin|PuF (http://www.planetunreal.com/puf/place.htm)

* ]LoL[Wolf`mIRC 8)'s @ jenny
* jentaii`**** 8)@wolfie
<]LoL[Wolf`mIRC> =)
<BladeRadius> Jen that didnt look right

-http://www.angelfire.com/games/UTstuff/images/chainsaw.GIF
http://www.planetunreal.com/capture/other/utcacbutton.gif

SkummyB|BuF
2nd Feb 2001, 02:22 PM
Thx dopey........ i found a use for you after all ;)

WiLD2
2nd Feb 2001, 03:24 PM
Now the question is, which one of us PuFfers lives in the area and called into the radio show with the wisecrack answer of "Hot-carls". That is just too funny.

Morety
19th Mar 2001, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by Lunatic
I couldn't believe my eyes! I was barreling down the main catwalk of Deck16][, dodging rockets and madly dispensing hot spinning flak when all of a sudden I heard the familiar whoosh of air that signals a redeemer launch. I tried to dodge out of the way, but before I could fully react the redeemer exploded into a hot ball of flame and tossed me unceremoniously off the side of the catwalk and into the churning pit of green slime below. I splashed into the slime like a hot crap into the porcelain poop pot and promptly sunk like a rock. Before my health expired, however, I let loose a secondary flak shell into the side wall of the slime pit, and to my surprise a secret wall slid open! With the last of my health slipping away I managed to gain entry, only to be teleported away...
What followed was a complete and relentless assault on every sense God has seen fit to equip my fragile mortal frame. I was standing in a steamy atrium with poorly aligned textures and gaudy, unsourced lighting. Far off in the corner there was a sickly nali war cow, obviously suffering from the late stage effects of mad war-cow disease. Standing directly behind him was a half-breed Skaarj in a tight leather skirt, fishnets and f***-me pumps slowly pushing the business end of a sniper rifle into the poop chute of the cow. Underneath the cow was a heavily pierced Nali with all 4 of hands furiously occupied, twisting, slapping, pinching, tweaking and pumping away with total abandon. "Habouji, habojui!" he screamed.... The Skaarj's eyes rolled back in his head as he throatily replied, "Hold this position...Hold this position..."
I turned away in disgust, only to be hit with a face full of what at first I mistook to be dripping green load. I fell to the floor expecting the bio-sludge to explode and burn, but instead it dripped down my face and into my nose and mouth. One salty taste and I knew this was not fired from a sludge cannon...
On my feet, I rapidly tried to assess my surroundings so I could beat a hasty retreat. Behind me, the source of the salty emission taunted me from atop a pile of festering gibs. It was a burly bot with his pants at half-mast and his fleshy impact hammer reared back and shaking with excitement. I knew one hit would spell my doom, not to mention utter and abysmal disgust. He stood there momentarily, simultaneously thrusting his hips and saluting me in a sickening display of his adept taunting abilities. "Yeah bitch," he growled in pleasure. "Proceed according to operational parameters."
That was enough for me. With one hand shielding my genitals and the other fingering the safety on my flak cannon, I took off full tilt in the opposite direction of my would-be violator. I tried not to look at the blatant debauchery taking place everywhere around me, but it was impossible to avoid. Off in the distance, leaning over a stack of crates was a helpless Nali, all of his appendages tied back, with his legs spread open. A few feet behind him a group of bots were loading a greased potato into a redeemer and aiming it towards the Nali's one-eyed winking brown hole. I ran harder, looking desperately for some exit. Behind me I could hear the other bot in hot pursuit. I could hear his bio cannon loading up a steaming helping of man-chowder, which only made me run faster. Just as I heard it let loose with a thunderous pop, I rounded a corner and stepped into the swirling blue energy ribbons of a teleporter.
So astonished was I, I nearly forgot I was playing a game. I landed in the redeemer room of Deck16][, only to be hastily dispatched by an impact hammer-camper. I stepped back from my keyboard and finally let myself breath. Anyhow, I forgot to snap off a screenshot. I think the secret room is detailed in the gaming guide that shipped with UT game of the year edition. Anyone else run into this Easter egg?

CHRYSt
19th Mar 2001, 10:27 AM
Man, you locked it? I had a whole tirade about how fabulous it would be to have 4 arms and a spare cow at your disposal, and you locked the damn thing. Well...pbththttt to that. I'm going back to practicing backside mudslides on unwed midgets in bad wigs.

Morety
19th Mar 2001, 10:53 AM
Another classic by Lunatic :D That's f'n hilarious :D:D:D:D

el Gato
19th Mar 2001, 11:26 AM
CHRYSt. you're still practicing? I thought you'd have that 'backside mudslide on unwed midgets in bad wigs' down pat by now. :D

Morety
19th Mar 2001, 12:08 PM
Hold this position...Hold this position ROFLMfnAO

jenny?
10th May 2001, 12:04 AM
Buahahaha, this thread came up in conversation over in EverQuest land today. :D

phil
10th May 2001, 12:35 AM
you should stay away from the evercrack jenny! its bad for you :p

jenny?
10th May 2001, 12:53 AM
But but it's so addicting~

Jing
10th May 2001, 04:33 AM
that avatar ownz jenny =)

I would bow down to you, but that would involve my eyes breaking contact....;)

mobace
10th May 2001, 07:01 AM
i vaguely.... vaguely.... remember seeing this post before. it reminds me of the spoiler bs some idiot wrote about in bg that there would be a sex scene between jaheira and the character or minsc and the main character dependent on the sex of the main and that would be the manifestation bhaal would eventually try to take over later. anyway.

Morety
10th May 2001, 08:07 AM
LOL, this is one famous thread, isn't it?

Who in EQ land knew about this?

D66
10th May 2001, 08:34 AM
I was away from this Forum for what....6 months? and I come back to see THIS!!!! Still at the same place it was before!!!! And the SAME PEOPLE posting in it! Danm some things will never die. I guess over at the UT Forum I'll find the "See you See Me..." thread

Danger_Dude
10th May 2001, 08:50 AM
LOL - this thread will never, ever die. The two things that most identify "PuF" are Goshen's and this thread :D

WOOT!

jenny?
10th May 2001, 09:46 AM
Oh, the subjects of felching and other disgusting sexual activities came into the conversation for god knows what reason (I'd never bring up such a thing!).. it reminded me of this thread. We frequent a message board that is basically the cesspool server of EverQuest, so nearly every thread is a similar mentality to this one. ;)

mobace
10th May 2001, 10:11 AM
with that icon and that title? yes, who would have thought that ;)

L_S
10th May 2001, 10:35 AM
This thread is my religion. Anything I do, everything I strive for, everything I am...it all happens because of this thread.

CHRYSt
10th May 2001, 11:59 AM
So there I was, playing with my newest toy. A beautiful chrome 18 inch dildo with built in enema bag. I was pummeling away at her ass, when she turns and says "I gotta go. NOW." And I'm like "Where you think you're going?" She winks, and says "I gon't have to LEAVE. I have to GO as in #2. And I want you to open your mouth."

I just smiled cause I knew this was the girl of my dreams So I opened wide, and closed my eyes.

Little did I know that she had a handicapped hermaphrodite who was wearing a clown suit with blood stains all over the crotch.

...and that's when things got interesting. ;)

Boom
10th May 2001, 02:40 PM
http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/contrib/edoom/Flush.gif

WiLD2
10th May 2001, 02:56 PM
LMAO, CHRYSt... please, do tell ;) I'm always one to enjoy a hot-carl story.

Beaf
10th May 2001, 03:03 PM
Somebody called to get a long thread killed??

:rolleyes: :D :rolleyes:

Beaf
10th May 2001, 03:15 PM
Reminds me...

Originally posted by Cleaner
These are the standard UT maps that have a redeemer:
- Face
- Gauntlet
- Lava
- November

:D

mobace
11th May 2001, 06:10 AM
beaf you forgot ut-ytrixa][

but you have to do a six rocket launch to get it.

pine
1st Jun 2001, 02:21 PM
How could I have accumulated this many posts at PuF without ever reading through this whole thread? Well, now I have I've been forever changed. My whole outlook on life is never gonna be quite the same........

Luminuis
1st Jun 2001, 02:24 PM
Does anyone realize this thread was made a full year and 20 days before I registered?


This thread was GONE forever!

Kilham
1st Jun 2001, 02:48 PM
Why in the name of all that is decent did you have to bump this? it was sleeping at peace in the anals of PuF and now it's.......it's......BACK!!!:D.

Luminuis
1st Jun 2001, 02:51 PM
Everyone knows about all the easter eggs...or they should...

NeoNite
1st Jun 2001, 05:57 PM
Easter bunny?

Gee this thread is old! :)

Jancaz Bru
1st Jun 2001, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by CHRYSt
So there I was, playing with my newest toy. A beautiful chrome 18 inch dildo with built in enema bag. I was pummeling away at her ass, when she turns and says "I gotta go. NOW." And I'm like "Where you think you're going?" She winks, and says "I gon't have to LEAVE. I have to GO as in #2. And I want you to open your mouth."

I just smiled cause I knew this was the girl of my dreams So I opened wide, and closed my eyes.

Little did I know that she had a handicapped hermaphrodite who was wearing a clown suit with blood stains all over the crotch.

...and that's when things got interesting. ;)

WTF...

/me ph34rs CHRYSt now..

That's just sick man...

DRT-Maverick
1st Jun 2001, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by The-Wraith
This posts gone from weird to the twilight zone!!! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

Mwawhahahahaha! Not twilight, Hot Carl-light... Hot Carl is ****ting in your partner's mouth...

Morety
4th Jun 2001, 07:58 AM
Re: Can all the PuFer's be incorrect?

Originally posted by [saQ]IT
Friend gimme a web page today that might interest some of you...
http://www.se.mediaone.net/~nemmott/sexual.htm
especcilly the sections with the headings HOT KARL and HOT LUNCH... :D

Jancaz Bru
4th Jun 2001, 06:43 PM
Uhm.

Dare I say "I have been enlightened"?

AriTheDog
4th Jun 2001, 07:55 PM
well, i hadn't read this thread before, and i thought of some new possibilities.

the flaming rim drink- pour vodka in, light it, and drink in one gulp. a new trumph of sadomasochism.

tapeworm margarita- a clue- you don't have to put in the worm, it's there already. or should i say they.



furch- anyone heard of this?

Shock6822
4th Jun 2001, 10:49 PM
rofl this thing will never die

pine
4th Jun 2001, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by Shock6822
rofl this thing will never die

As long as PuF lives, so shall this thread!

Danger_Dude
13th Jun 2001, 09:59 PM
Must...resist...pointless...bump

Ah, feck it, it's been a crappy day, so here goes...

*BUMP*

Thrakhath
13th Jun 2001, 10:27 PM
Hmmm . . . only seven pages . . . . . Haha, Go thread ownz j00!

Jancaz Bru
13th Jun 2001, 10:52 PM
I tried finding this secret room the other day, in Peak...

I found...

A LARGE LAKE OF BLUE MIST THAT KILLS YOU WHEN YUO TOUCH IT!

...even in god mode... :(

O_o

Thrakhath
18th Jun 2001, 10:24 PM
Surprise surprise . . .

badmaninheaven
19th Jun 2001, 01:35 AM
This thread is bigger than the easter egg which i DID find in Dm peak , right on top of the peak.(its there.):D

TaoPaiPai
19th Jun 2001, 05:09 PM
People come visiting this thread as if it was the niagara falls
And now I have a written a post here ,HA!

Syri
22nd Jun 2001, 03:45 PM
hmm, a lot of re-visited interest...

Thrakhath
22nd Jun 2001, 03:52 PM
This is one of those posts that are trademarks of PuF, everyone should read it at least once.

Buscemi
22nd Jun 2001, 03:56 PM
/me has to post in this thread to become part of PuF-history....:P

Karsehole
22nd Jun 2001, 04:30 PM
me 2

The Dopefish
22nd Jun 2001, 04:34 PM
Seems this thread gets bumped at least 3 times a month and gets 5 or so posts added to it each time. :)

CHRYSt
22nd Jun 2001, 05:13 PM
Yeah, but it's ok. Every newbie who posts in this adds 7 to 9 more holes for me to put it in, depending on gender.

Syri
22nd Jun 2001, 05:45 PM
eeeew! that's gross CHRYSt!

besides, even your wang couldn't fill all the holes here!

WiLD2
22nd Jun 2001, 06:02 PM
Here we are, I brought enough W4NG for everybody. I took a screenshot of this wall in DM-Peak. The wall was at the very bottom of the floating castle, you had to fall off the side and grapple your way into the captain's quarters.
Don't let the drunken bar wenches fool you, just walk right past them and there it is, the wall with WANG where this picture was taken.

Terminal {DTH}
23rd Jun 2001, 04:01 AM
Originally posted by Morety
Taker, I just bought you a present. You'll be getting it in the mail. :) It's called a RealHamster. Below is a real testimonial for this product.

Neato!!! can I have one too? :D i keep breaking MY "spacial" toys. *sigh* :(

Terminal {DTH}
23rd Jun 2001, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by CHRYSt
It's not possible. Well, I guess technically it could be done, but generally speaking, it's not. While you're in there, the muscles in the rectum are more or less paralyzed. When you come out, it takes a few seconds for them to get back to normal.

Tho if it was to be done, I guess it would have to be called a "browned spanky".


i suppose a browned spanky is nearly as good a name as any other but that's not what WE called it! (yes it damn well IS possible)


but what is it called when you are TRYING a hot carl and only end up with wet farts insted?
and if the persons DO manage it but the one on top misfires with some gas then lets go a stream insted of a log is that a niarga? or is it only considered a niagra is the other person is a good ways over the face of the other for said stream of hershey squirts?

AriTheDog
23rd Jun 2001, 10:12 PM
"Yeah, but it's ok. Every newbie who posts in this adds 7 to 9 more holes for me to put it in, depending on gender."

uhh, chryst, i got 11 for boys, and 12 for girls.

and this is without using any sort of drill, hole punch, or impact hammer.

i think you need to take a recount.

Syri
25th Jun 2001, 06:32 PM
Here's a link (http://forums.planetunreal.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=583309#post583309) to a post i just made about the easter egg i found in DM-Fetid!

WildfireX2000
25th Jun 2001, 07:13 PM
Well...no soup for you for at least until you all go back to ordinary sexual acts, not involving 5|-|!7, or until you admit that a hot carl is an abnormal act :D!

Lodev
26th Jun 2001, 04:41 AM
I wanted to reply to the Insane, not-to-be-believed easter egg in Dm-Deck16][! thread but then I got here?!?!?

Morety
26th Jun 2001, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by Kilham
Why in the name of all that is decent did you have to bump this? it was sleeping at peace in the anals of PuF and now it's.......it's......BACK!!!:D.

Kilham sleeps in our anals :D

CHRYSt
26th Jun 2001, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by Morety


Kilham sleeps in our anals :D
You call that sleeping?

I call it "jackhammering with a Mellow Yellow bottle smeared with tuna in our anals."

badmaninheaven
26th Jun 2001, 10:22 AM
I wanted to reply to the Insane, not-to-be-believed easter egg in Dm-Deck16][! thread but then I got here?!?!?
I know that one ;)

Athlon_2o0o
26th Jun 2001, 01:31 PM
can someone post a screenshot of the easter egg?
If someone already posted it then let me know I am not going to read this whole thread!!!! :D

Morety
27th Jun 2001, 12:12 PM
I believe it's on page two somewhere...

8-4-7-2
27th Jun 2001, 12:21 PM
Need some reacharounds?

AriTheDog
27th Jun 2001, 11:53 PM
lol 8-4-7-2!

although i think you should definitely put a bunch of cows and nalis inside the ring of statues, safe from harm...

...or maybe with a goo gun in the middle of em, and have em respawn.

Terminal {DTH}
28th Jun 2001, 01:00 AM
and he (CHRYSt) Still hasnt answered my querry (up /\ there).
huh.... how Very odd!

badmaninheaven
28th Jun 2001, 07:12 AM
This thread is faaaaar from what it wanted to convey,
HeCK wait a min. it didnt convey anything :p so go on , fill it with more of nothing.

Morety
8th Jul 2005, 06:09 PM
...testing testing 123...

DeeperShade
8th Jul 2005, 06:11 PM
WIN \o/

Not sure why you've ressurrected this mutha, but still.. \o/

Otej
8th Jul 2005, 06:42 PM
All my dreams are coming true at once

O.S.T
8th Jul 2005, 07:19 PM
All my dreams are coming true at once
you grew and the ring is in mordor, mr. hobbit? :D

Morety
8th Jul 2005, 07:27 PM
I figured I'd bring it out for a few days then lock it up again. Maybe learn a few more positions or something.

Otej
8th Jul 2005, 07:32 PM
you grew and the ring is in mordor, mr. hobbit? :D

Asshóle

which conveniently brings us back on topic

mokeh
8th Jul 2005, 07:37 PM
in on the ground ****ing floor!

O.S.T
8th Jul 2005, 07:44 PM
Asshóle

minime :mad:
I'm mad!

Morety
8th Jul 2005, 07:59 PM
Back on topic.

Imagine getting oral from a woman, and every time she went down on you, you fart.

I call that the tromboner.

Twisted Metal
8th Jul 2005, 09:09 PM
:lol::lol::lol:

Morety do you think of these things on your own?

SanitysEdge
8th Jul 2005, 10:14 PM
Imagine getting oral from a woman, and every time she went down on you, you fart.

I call that the tromboner.
Genius.

MrSmiles
8th Jul 2005, 10:24 PM
Imagine getting oral from a woman, and every time she went down on you, you fart.

I call that the tromboner.
that takes talent

SlayerDragon
8th Jul 2005, 11:25 PM
Sounds relaxing.

Black_Seeds
9th Jul 2005, 12:25 AM
How many pages did you have to go through to find this?

Selerox
9th Jul 2005, 07:16 AM
Back on topic.

Imagine getting oral from a woman, and every time she went down on you, you fart.

I call that the tromboner.

It'll be a pr0n flick, it's just a matter of time. They'll have a whole brass band going to the tune of Yankie Doodle Dandy by the end of the year :lol:

SharKTanK
9th Jul 2005, 07:47 AM
Back on topic.

Imagine getting oral from a woman, and every time she went down on you, you fart.

I call that the tromboner.What if that was reversed and she was to blow through your ass... You could aim it and everything :eek:

Morety
9th Jul 2005, 09:17 AM
Yeah, you could dip your penix in soap and shoot bubbles. It'd probably look like one of those party favours that you blow in one end and the other end shoots out and makes a noise.

It'd be called Bonebubbling.

Coin
9th Jul 2005, 10:04 AM
lmao! quality, keep it going, best read ive had in ages!

DeeperShade
9th Jul 2005, 12:45 PM
Yeah, you could dip your penix in soap and shoot bubbles. It'd probably look like one of those party favours that you blow in one end and the other end shoots out and makes a noise.

It'd be called Bonebubbling.

I hope you don't use that as entertainment for kids birthday parties :)

"Go on little johnny, burst the brown bubbles"

mokeh
9th Jul 2005, 01:06 PM
If i could vote for this thread i would vote it a 5555555555555555

Otej
9th Jul 2005, 01:07 PM
Yeah, you could dip your penix in soap and shoot bubbles. It'd probably look like one of those party favours that you blow in one end and the other end shoots out and makes a noise.

It'd be called Bonebubbling.

The time i drank radox as a dare i pissed bubbles, not a pleasant experience

Selerox
9th Jul 2005, 06:07 PM
The time i drank radox as a dare i pissed bubbles, not a pleasant experience

I'd call that a "learning experience". I'd also be willing to pay cash for the footage :)

DeeperShade
9th Jul 2005, 06:36 PM
Radox Shampoo huh?
Should've tried Herbal Essenses, if you wanted an orgasm :)

Kilham
9th Jul 2005, 07:13 PM
Why in the name of all that is decent did you have to bump this? it was sleeping at peace in the anals of PuF and now it's.......it's......BACK!!!:D.Not bloody again.....

Morety
9th Jul 2005, 07:29 PM
Not bloody again.....

Not being bloody is a good thing. Saves costs on penicillin.

Otej
11th Jul 2005, 03:17 PM
It was radox showergel

It really did taste like burning

jenny?
11th Jul 2005, 08:57 PM
Holy crap, this thread is still alive?!

Morety
11th Jul 2005, 11:06 PM
It wasn't 'til recently ;)

Thrakhath
12th Jul 2005, 06:15 AM
Good lord :rolleyes:

Olga
12th Jul 2005, 06:18 AM
Maaaaan I remember this thread. Back when I was mostly lurking but posting a bit under a different name. gg

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
12th Jul 2005, 06:33 AM
What name was that?

MrHyde? :mwink:

BesigedB
12th Jul 2005, 07:05 AM
If phil had done this, he would have been put on RO for a couple of weeks...

but it's no less a quality thread!!

B
12th Jul 2005, 09:43 AM
Blasphemy! You shouldn't have unlocked this classic...:mad:

Kaligraphic
12th Jul 2005, 06:56 PM
Not being bloody is a good thing. Saves costs on penicillin.
But sometimes bloody is a good thing. It just depends on what you're into...

Otej
13th Jul 2005, 07:34 AM
How about a Chocolate Fondue?

Preperation is essential for success. The 'fondue machine' should spend at least a day beforehand eating nothing but peanuts and corn. This is to ensure a good texture.

Now there are several methods, and each has its merits. The first is just the standard fondue. Wait until your partner is really close to sh1tting themselves and then insert as many Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers into the rectum.

The options now are many. You could remove them and share them out, have your parnter sh1t them into your mouth or remove them with your teeth. Some like to double dip, with both partners inserting, then swapping and inserting again.

When done correctly this can be a very enjoyable activity.