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KJAX
13th Jul 2005, 08:33 AM
How about a Chocolate Fondue?

Preperation is essential for success. The 'fondue machine' should spend at least a day beforehand eating nothing but peanuts and corn. This is to ensure a good texture.

Now there are several methods, and each has its merits. The first is just the standard fondue. Wait until your partner is really close to sh1tting themselves and then insert as many Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers into the rectum.

The options now are many. You could remove them and share them out, have your parnter sh1t them into your mouth or remove them with your teeth. Some like to double dip, with both partners inserting, then swapping and inserting again.

When done correctly this can be a very enjoyable activity.


Add some whipped cream to that and we have a definite winner.

Selerox
13th Jul 2005, 12:00 PM
BuF - Taking Hot Carls to the Next Level :tup:

MRHYDE
21st Oct 2005, 01:05 AM
What name was that?

MrHyde? :mwink:


Nope, still around as MRHYDE :D

tomcat ha
21st Oct 2005, 10:32 AM
This thread never will die.

Synastren
21st Oct 2005, 11:13 AM
Why is this not in classics? :o

hyrulian
21st Oct 2005, 12:22 PM
I thought it was before, what happened?

BobCobb
21st Oct 2005, 01:26 PM
Dear lord, let her rest peacefully. Why must you continue to dig up her corpse and ravage her once again.

Morety
21st Oct 2005, 02:24 PM
BobCobb, quit talking with your mouth full.

BobCobb
21st Oct 2005, 02:26 PM
I can't stop eating!!!

/me breaks down crying

www.cryingwhileeating.com

Cap'n Beeb
21st Oct 2005, 02:40 PM
Lock it quick before it's soiled!

BobCobb
21st Oct 2005, 02:47 PM
Eheh..

Too late.

Zxanphorian
21st Oct 2005, 03:36 PM
Hmm i haven't had a post in here yet so this is my post!!!

togmkn
21st Oct 2005, 03:39 PM
Has anyone actually checked to see if the easter egg is really there...? :con:

BobCobb
21st Oct 2005, 04:00 PM
Easter egg? What the hell are you talking about!? :shake: :con:

Jackal
21st Oct 2005, 05:08 PM
Yeah! It's almost Halloween man!

hyrulian
21st Oct 2005, 06:56 PM
Has anyone actually checked to see if the easter egg is really there...? :con:
If you get the BuF version of the map (titled DM-BuFPeak), it's really there! :D

I've mirrored it at http://www-rohan.sdsu.edu/~npena/DM-BuFPeak.zip

Lodev
21st Nov 2005, 08:43 PM
I remember I checked to see if the easter egg was really there, but it didn't work. That was a very long time ago though!

GeneticFreak
22nd Nov 2005, 01:11 AM
Hot Carls ftw!

Olga
22nd Nov 2005, 02:31 AM
I remember I checked to see if the easter egg was really there, but it didn't work. That was a very long time ago though!I dunno, I think the custom version of DM-Peak (aptly named DM-BuFPeak) is around in the thread somewhere :D.

hyrulian
22nd Nov 2005, 02:51 AM
Yeah, I posted it 3 posts up in fact :)

NeoNite
22nd Nov 2005, 10:58 AM
On december the 10th this thread will celebrate its 6th birthday.
How about that...

And the nali are still at it. Talk about dedication, or what?

Whahaaaaaaa read post 153 :D
Especially the part about the "greased potato and redeemer" made me almost spit out my drink...

pine
23rd Nov 2005, 09:45 AM
lol, who unlocked this thread? :P

Otej
23rd Nov 2005, 10:39 AM
6 years well spent

hyrulian
23rd Nov 2005, 01:02 PM
lol, who unlocked this thread? :P
I wonder what happened, I swear this was in BuF Classics already...

NeoNite
23rd Nov 2005, 04:17 PM
There are locked versions of this thread in the off topic archive..

http://forums.beyondunreal.com/search.php?searchid=507519

Eh, nvm, could've sworn...

Slim Vision
8th Jan 2006, 01:42 PM
Greased Nali? Hot-Carls? Bots induldging in lude sexual acts?

Kaligraphic
8th Jan 2006, 11:38 PM
Somebody needs some anal lovin' - w33n0rz at the ready!

Slim Vision
9th Jan 2006, 04:27 AM
How could you even *THINK* of violating that cute owl?!?

B
9th Jan 2006, 07:40 AM
someone needs to lock this and keep it classic... :(

TomWithTheWeather
9th Jan 2006, 08:13 AM
Oh my! :o

The_Head
9th Jan 2006, 08:37 AM
And the thread reserection award goes to:

Rambowjo
9th Jan 2006, 09:35 AM
Me

Slim Vision
9th Jan 2006, 09:47 AM
Should be me. Hell I only posted because I wanted to be popular... :(

The_Head
9th Jan 2006, 11:44 AM
Should be me. Hell I only posted because I wanted to be popular... :(
Nah didn't work

Dark Pulse
9th Jan 2006, 12:37 PM
Failed miserably, in fact.

tomcat ha
10th Jan 2006, 10:22 AM
This thread wins.

JonAzz
10th Jan 2006, 08:14 PM
Should be me. Hell I only posted because I wanted to be popular... :(
Its really Tool, he just has two names now :P

BobCobb
10th Jan 2006, 08:47 PM
Ensign1: WE'RE READY FOR INSERTION SIR.

Captain: WELL DONE!

Ensign2: WERE IN CAPTAIN, HOLDING HER STEADY.

Ensign1: SIR, THE WALLS ARE SLIDING AGAINST OUR HULL AND THE STENCH IS POWERFUL, WE CAN'T LAST FOR LONG!

Captain: DAMNIT, KEEP US IN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE, WE HAVE TO COMPLETE OUT MISSION!

Ensign1: WE'RE LOSING HULL INTEGRITY!

*Splat*

Captain: WE'VE FAILED GENTLEMEN, PULL OUT, LETS GO BACK TO BASE FOR SOME PANCAKES AND MAYBE A SMOKE.

togmkn
10th Jan 2006, 09:21 PM
rofl :lol: Now my side hurts.

Otej
10th Jan 2006, 09:28 PM
pancakes and smoking? you dirty sick ****er

Enfyrneaux
10th Jan 2006, 09:45 PM
I'd personally go for a joint and a Belgian waffle, but that's me.

JonAzz
10th Jan 2006, 10:32 PM
I'd personally go for a joint and a Belgian waffle, but that's me.
:cheers:


wow this entire thread is hilarious! does lunitic still post here?

Otej
11th Jan 2006, 08:55 AM
now i'm curious as to what a "belgian waffle" is

B
11th Jan 2006, 09:50 AM
This:

http://www.kofood.nl/wafel1.jpg

Try one and you're hooked! and yes they are great with a joint!

Tristram8360
11th Jan 2006, 10:45 AM
A w e s o m e !

Otej
11th Jan 2006, 11:17 AM
oh, i thought it sounded like further sexual deviance

Synastren
11th Jan 2006, 06:15 PM
:cheers:


wow this entire thread is hilarious! does lunitic still post here?
... Nope.

BobCobb
11th Jan 2006, 06:18 PM
I'd prefer a bong and a belgian waffle. Joints are so wasteful.

Tristram8360
12th Jan 2006, 08:23 AM
A w e s o m e !

MrSmiles
12th Jan 2006, 12:00 PM
reading some of this makes me want to buy a copy of UT GOTY

Sir_Brizz
12th Jan 2006, 12:17 PM
WHAT? You don't know the joy that is Nali Reacharounds?!

.: DMX :.
12th Jan 2006, 01:25 PM
I couldn't believe it! I was bopping around Dm-peak, when all of a sudden I fell off one of the narrow bridges and began to fall. I pushed back hard on the mouse and managed to land on a small ledge where I proceeded to walk right through the wall. I entered a small brick room where I saw two homosexual Nali-aliens feverishly giving each other reach-arounds and hot-carls until they were blue in the face. They then transformed into tiny silver lobsters and sang Christmas songs. Check it out!
Where do you have DM-peak from????????

Slim Vision
12th Jan 2006, 01:34 PM
Indeed. What?

Otej
12th Jan 2006, 01:44 PM
It's in every copy of DM-Peak I've ever seen

MrSmiles
12th Jan 2006, 01:46 PM
:lol: if you google "DM-Peak"

the first result is this thread

Sir_Brizz
12th Jan 2006, 02:12 PM
rofl

K.N.I.F.E
12th Jan 2006, 02:16 PM
Why can't it be human girls, but videos on walls. That way you get better detail instead of fake model pr0n

Trynant
24th Feb 2008, 03:37 PM
OMGNECROBUMPOMEGATRANSFORM

So I booted up UT for the old memories and omfg I saw a nali-marmot named Dick Cheney hacking into BuF's serverz and crashing teh site!

Big-Al
24th Feb 2008, 03:44 PM
urm ok.

RoninMastaFX
24th Feb 2008, 03:49 PM
I downloaded the DM-BuFPeak sometimes in 2005, but I never played it :( And the sad thing is, I don't think i want to :(

Now I see everythign on how BuF became the way it was :eek: This thread made L_S make "The Leonard Thread" as I call it, which in then everyone became 100% obsessed. It makes total sense. :eek:

Btw, this thread deserves my " Top 3 Classic Funniest and Disgusting Threads of all time" award. I do admit though, the humour in this thread counteracted the disgusting parts alot, but it still deservs it :D

I should actually make the awards in Photoshop now that I think of it. :D

Trynant
24th Feb 2008, 03:50 PM
I should make a symbol for my Awards. :D

I think it needs to be a trophy of two golden nalis clutching each other enthusiastically ontop of a creamy truffle.

N1ghtmare
24th Feb 2008, 04:05 PM
CLIFFY B IMO IS NOT PRETTY FLY