Try googlism! Look for your name.

[MAdgryphon]

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm
Apparently you can "googlism" somone and see what google knows about them. I like this. Apparently google knows jack squat about me. I AM INVISIBLE! Post your most amusing results.


griff is not currently in the market for a spouse
griff is finding one to purchase :lol:

[Sam_The_Man]

sam the man is the star in this piece of cinema mediocrity that could have been so much more

Those critics still won't leave me alone. Like they've ever filmed a masterpiece. :mad: (see previous Googlism thread)

sam the man is having a 21st party at my house in norman

March 1st, 2006, in Normandy (I assume). Mark it in your calendars, Euros ;)

sam the man is a 11

And not just my shoe size, baby. :mwink:

[O.S.T]

I can make an ad for myself out of the listed things:

OST is here
OST is real

OST is live in baghdad

[phatcat]

jason c***** is a hal

I work at HAL-PC, and hal is what we call it for short :eek:
thats scary.

[Bang Yr Head]

searched Converge:

"converge is a metal/hardcore band that simply kicks ****ing ass and beats the holy hell out of any slipknot or ill nino crap"

true that.

[Crowze]

crowze is yet to submit a signature

:con:

[Freon]

"freon is not a nice person"
I'll cut you!

"freon is one of the most useful substances ever created by man; and it has many uses"
Yay baby!

"freon is an artificial substance which does not exist in the natural world"
ph34r me

"freon is extremely unreactive under conditions in the lower atmosphere"
Who wouldn't?

"freon is believed to damage the layer of ozone high in the earth's atmosphere"
Sorry, I swear I won't do it again :shy:

"freon is often described by chemists and biologists as being totally harmless"
Only because they don't know me well enough...

"freon is super hot"
"freon is expencive to replace"
"freon is very stable and should not degrade or breakdown even under severe operating conditions"
Thank you :)

[anaemic]

hmmm
anaemic is usually less able to cope with blood loss than a woman who is well nourished :(

and scarily
anaemic is more likely to die of post
DIE OF POST, good christ id better watch my back around here

[Sam_The_Man]

samuel is a neutered male

LIES!!! :mad:


samuel is a former management consultant from toronto
samuel is called by god
samuel is another charming and popular account
samuel is aimed to answer questions related to investment and stock market
samuel is a leading indonesian securities firm serving the
samuel is a photographer skilled in the bizarre and the beautiful
samuel is general manager of ibm's global energy and utilities industry
samuel is recognized worldwide as outsourcing?s leading authority
samuel is anxious to prove himself an ambitious trader with prospects

Now these are a bit better. :)

[O_DoGG]

o dogg is one of the oldschools who has been around long enough on gt to know it inside out and is without doubt up there among the legends

Heh, I'm a G.

[shadow_dragon]

Shadow dragon is only here because the shade lord summoned it and i suspect it is none to happy with the arrangement
shadow dragon is a cliche
shadow dragon is freaking me out
shadow dragon is getting married


shadow dragon is trouble
shadow dragon is evil
shadow dragon is coming
shadow dragon is looking for you
shadow dragon is gone

[Nines]

Titan is no longer for sale. :con:
Titan is missing. I am?

Titan is 1.
Titan is just that.

Titan is 5. WTF? ^
Titan is not a database engine. That's true.

Titan is a world.

Titan is classified as a moon. I am not!

Titan is the answer. I sure am.

[das_ben]

ben is dead
ben is my longdurationsavior
ben is very big and strong
ben is jesus
ben is watching you
ben is holding teresa's head and inserting his dick into her wet mouth
ben is back
ben is dead is not dead
ben is your god

I see a pattern there. Bow down to me, for I am Jesus.

[SlayerDragon]

14 Things you never knew about Jesus!!

jesus is better than santa claus
jesus is watching you
jesus is the door be sure to check the index at the left to find more
jesus is not a regulator by maia szalavitz issue date
jesus is?
jesus is an anarchist
jesus is doing now
jesus is not a hindu god
jesus is the answer ministries home page
jesus is lord of my life webring
jesus is lord features original christian music by chris phillips
jesus is calling
jesus is george's co
jesus is coming to dinner


Better get out the fine china and linens :eek:

[MediocreTangerine]

My nickname with close friends since none of my aliases or real name found anything o_o

ducky is at the rainbow bridge now
ducky is a unique lesson about selfishness starring bob the tomato
ducky is perfect for introducing kids to whitewater
ducky is made entirely of citrine
ducky is a net sister
ducky is a helical
ducky is also available in a mesh pack

:D

[Rocket_Magnet]

so i put in my real name and came up with loads :)
james mcguire is baptized to william mcguire and ann beagan - no im not
james mcguire is uncertain - yes i am
james mcguire is a haida artist who has primarily worked in silver and gold - i am?
james mcguire is also a board member of other software companies offering online solutions to business needs - woot
james mcguire is senior pastor of ward evangelical presbyterian church in northville - YOU ARE ALL SINNGERS
james mcguire is at will - :eek:
james mcguire is back on his feet - never left them
james mcguire is a man under fire - (a major in the us navy)
james mcguire is associate professor in the department of government at wesleyan university - where the hell is that
james mcguire is scheduled to retire aug - i havent even started working yet
james mcguire is a graduate student in the department of political science at the university of california - ooh
james mcguire is a clinical psychologist and lecturer in forensic clinical psychology at the university of liverpool and ashworth hospital - this is ****ing scary, ive applied to study at liverpool
james mcguire is essential reading - why yes i am :)
james mcguire is a criminal psychologist from liverpool university who's studied policing and sentencing systems across the world - same again
james mcguire is a brother of the mcguires=
james mcguire is a brother of the mcguire's
james mcguire is a striking example of irish thrift and acquisitiveness - hell yeah!
james mcguire is a striking example of irish thrift and
james mcguire is #290
james mcguire is listed on the board of directors
james mcguire is managing editor of the western people and has been president of the west of ireland branch of the national union of journalists - my family is from the west of ireland, ive been told im related to this guy O_o

[iolair]

iolair is a chapter of the society for creative anachronism
iolair is a small private kennel
iolair is allowed three magic items one of which will always be orcbane

beyondunreal forums is not a public forum

your mother is always with you
your mother is my secret lover
your mother is wearing combat boots
your mother is calling you

your sister is intimidated by your exceptionally talented family
your sister is a little naive and overprotected
your sister is a werewolf

your house is infested
your house is contaminated with fiberglass
your house is on fire
your house is equipped with a sump pump to protect it from ground water

your car is thinking
your car is unhappy…
your car is submerged underwater

your computer is made out of magic
your computer is being logged
your computer is just a tool
your computer is evil in the first place
your computer is infected with a macro virus
your computer is out of your control

the meaning of life is debated in endless discussions that go into the wee hours of the morning
the meaning of life is presented as a series of sketches
the meaning of life is python's third interactive project
the meaning of life is in a child's first step
the meaning of life is "to serve god"

[yurch]

yurch is required to return his funeral home license with thirty days

:(

[m&ms]

nothing on me, so I did a few on some other people. My favorite out of all of them "becoming is the culmination of several years of research into the philosophy of bruce lee"

[Hydrus]

Heh, cheers for the link gryphon - you've made my life that little bit richer. Laughed my socks off :lol:

hydrus is independently mobile but loses his flaming breath when separated from bellertron's internal furnace - Thats correct, i'm a demi-dragon
hydrus is the little snake
hydrus is the lesser snake
hydrus is a rather stiff snake - Hey ladys ;]
hydrus is made from the finest artist pigments
hydrus is an animal that lives in the nile river
hydrus is about 7 billion years old - I dare you to oppose me, mere mortals
hydrus is a g1 star
hydrus is weak - Your powers are weak, old man
hydrus is currently under development - Not done growing yet

[MrSmiles]

i found little about me

[Jackal]

the jackal is a professional assassin

[SlayerDragon]

Carlos the jackal ;)

[K.Y.A.G]

Evan is a jazz pianist who is just returning from a year of forced sabbatical due to a near crippling injury to his right hand sustained in a car accident.
Sadly, it's true. : p
kyag is now mr kabir ahmed
Riggghttt...
afterlife is prearranged by joe taschler and steve fry the capital
No, it's not.
Woah... that's deep.
l33t speak is very well known to the hardcore internet community

[_Zd_Revanchist_]

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about revanchist yet. :(

[hal]

hal is installed
hal is turning japanese turning japanese i really
hal is god"
hal is a dumb name
hal is being used on my windows xp computer?
hal is about to blackballed from sam's club
hal is challenging the *evil one*
hal is watching you
hal is a cheap shot at large women
hal is not funny thread

[Destro7000]

-Some versions of Destro have the date stamp (I have a Best Before date?)
-Destro produces chairs and armchairs seatings for theatres, cinemas and congress halls
-Destro. Birthplace (Possibly Scotland) ... Secondary Specialty: Terrorist. :lol: (damn! Infidels!)
-Destro really likes betsy and the yankees :S

<insert lots of odd references to GI Joe that I've never heard of, mainly ones saying I'm Scottish>

-Destro is a national award winning web designer who provides high quality mulimedia services at affordable prices :rolleyes:
-"Now, most of you women (and some ... you "men") might not know who Destro is. He is the Chief"
-"Although Destro picks the stranger up and slams him against a wall, the man picks up a torch and shoves it Destro’s face" :D
-"Destro’s family has sworn to fight the forces of law and order until they are “sacrificed on the alter of history.” (quite amusing)
-The first artist on the street will be Destro and he is ready to blow up the spot with this Nuclear bomb that is self titled. (hahaha)

Okay, so I'm aparently either an anarchist Or a cartoon character. Wokay.

[Hunter]

loads for hunter: http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=hunter&type=1

hunter is a program to download
hunter is £30
hunter is sensational in 7 on 7
hunter is largest ford rotunda
hunter is the leading worldwide
hunter is dead


In the space of 7 lines and becoming worth something i die :(

But lower down:

hunter is $350/day (theres your price guys ;) )
hunter is comprised of 13 local government areas spread across 31
hunter is the director of labor policy for the mackinac center for public policy <--- didn't mean for another labour term :(