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thewalkingman
7th May 2005, 05:17 PM
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.


http://www.people.virginia.edu/~bmg8c/4600399.htm

Selerox
7th May 2005, 05:20 PM
What... the... f...

SharKTanK
7th May 2005, 05:22 PM
R:eek:FL!

This has gotta be fake... right...?

O_DoGG
7th May 2005, 05:24 PM
These stupid midgets had it coming...

Bean316
7th May 2005, 05:25 PM
GG Brad Grubb...G-f'n-G

8-4-7-2
7th May 2005, 05:26 PM
That has to be a fake.... :con:

Otej
7th May 2005, 05:28 PM
if it's not it deserves an honourary darwin

mokeh
7th May 2005, 05:29 PM
Its clearly a photoshop :rolleyes:

MAdgryphon
7th May 2005, 05:49 PM
First of all...WTF? Midget Fighting League? Are they that desperate for entertainment? Second of all, did the midgets have any say in if they fought a lion or not? Were thay just tiny slave forced to fight each other to the death? Sounds like a movie...

8-4-7-2
7th May 2005, 05:51 PM
Looking at the url it really does look like a fake BCC page

O.S.T
7th May 2005, 06:06 PM
:lol:
awesome!!

unfortunately no pics :(

Hydrus
7th May 2005, 06:45 PM
Definitly fake, judging from the url - superbly done though - made me laugh my sox off.

Although on the flipside, if it is true ROFFLECOPTER! in the, ahem, respectful manner

Cap'n Beeb
7th May 2005, 06:53 PM
Cambodia? More like Camb:lol:dia XD

Thrash123
7th May 2005, 07:17 PM
Definately fake.

Fluid
7th May 2005, 07:49 PM
Already debunked as fake.

Sam_The_Man
7th May 2005, 08:48 PM
Debunked? It's a mock-up BBC.com page, it doesn't need to be 'debunked' any more than an article in the Onion needs to be 'debunked'.

However, this is a clear case of 'if it's not true, it ought to be'.

Freon
8th May 2005, 04:53 AM
too bad it's a fake :(

Nines
8th May 2005, 08:22 AM
Quoted from the url:

If you haven't already guessed, the article is fake.

Still though, :lol:.

phatcat
8th May 2005, 10:33 AM
DAMNIT!
why are the cool stories fake! :hmm:

tool
8th May 2005, 01:01 PM
Fake, but god damn it would be awsome as hell if it wasn't.

Just like that zombie story I posted 2 weeks ago.