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Symbolikal
7th May 2005, 01:40 PM
If you were able to ressurect one famous person from the dead, who would it be?
For me, I'd probably bring back Jimi Hendrix. No reason is needed :D
Raffi_B
7th May 2005, 01:42 PM
Einstein. With today's technology and equipment, that man could work wonders.
ZenPirate
7th May 2005, 02:28 PM
Jesus.
Renegade Retard
7th May 2005, 02:31 PM
Jesus.
Many will say that's already been done. ;)
das_ben
7th May 2005, 02:47 PM
Karl Ranseier.
stoned_jedi
7th May 2005, 02:50 PM
john lennon
DeeperShade
7th May 2005, 02:54 PM
Marylin Monroe, and then I'd bone her senseless and sell the photo's on ebay.
Bean316
7th May 2005, 02:56 PM
Gandhi
Hadmar
7th May 2005, 03:15 PM
Karl Ranseier.No idea how you came up with that but I love you for it. :):tup:
Well, I came up with Jesus, too but since he's already been taken I'll take Hitler instead.
No, not what you think. I'd get filthy rich! Just imagine the ammount of people who would pay 3€ just to kick his ass!
Lewis
7th May 2005, 03:23 PM
Elvis Presley would be pretty cool to ressurect.
But i have to agree with Deepsy there, Marylin Monroe is hot :lol:
Rocket_Magnet
7th May 2005, 03:28 PM
yeah jesus was already resurrected, you could pull him back from heaven i guess.
i would have to agree with raffi, eintstein would double the acceleration of our advancement, the man was something else.
Olga
7th May 2005, 03:31 PM
Either Karl Marx/Lenin, Abraham Lincoln, or Einstein.
Nickelass
7th May 2005, 03:39 PM
Stevie Ray Vaughan. best guitarist ever and his career was cut off way too short.
|pOt|fArMeRx
7th May 2005, 03:40 PM
I'd bring back rodney dangerfield, then I'd ask him if he gets any respect in the afterlife.
" I'm so ugly, when I got to heaven, Jesus took one look at me and said " I DIED FOR THAT !>? "
Selerox
7th May 2005, 04:10 PM
People already picked Ghandi and Karl Marx (my first choices). Marx wouldn't have been good, just to ask him what he thought of Bush/Blair etc. :D
OK, not a single choice, but it's such a hard choice
Sir Isaac Newton - Show the man how science has progressed, and see what he can do to lend a hand, and to ask him if that apple story's true.
Sun Tzu - To get his opinion on the current war(s) we seem to end up in. Fiver says he'd be less than impressed.
Catherine the Great - To ask her wether she really did **** a horse.
Lee Harvey Oswald - To ask him wether he really did shoot JFK
Confucious - Wise man.
Boudicca - Tall, rampaging redhead. Do I even need to give a reason?
Julius Caeser - To see if he spoke about himself in the third person, as well as wrote like that. He's also an arrogant megalomanic, so it'd be a laugh if nothing else.
Queen Nefertiti - To see if she really was as hot as everyone said she was.
Now that I think of it, that's make for a pretty good party :D Highlight of the night, Julius Ceaser vs Sun Tzu doing a 1v1 RTS, best of 3. My money's on Sun Tzu in a decider.
Symbolikal
7th May 2005, 04:23 PM
Marylin Monroe, and then I'd bone her senseless and sell the photo's on ebay.
ROFL, If I wasn't allowed to choose Hendrix, I'd choose Kurt Cobain. The guy did suffer a lot though.
O.S.T
7th May 2005, 04:45 PM
john candy
Freon
7th May 2005, 04:51 PM
I would resurect David Koresh, or some other sect guru, and take 50% on all the money he would make with his now proved godness
Dakin
7th May 2005, 05:59 PM
Bruce Lee, I'd so enjoy getting my ass beat by him.
MAdgryphon
7th May 2005, 06:05 PM
I would be interested to talk to Henry David Thoreau. You know, see what he thinks of modern society.
Soulja
7th May 2005, 06:06 PM
Jaco Pastorius
Breadtruck
7th May 2005, 06:07 PM
the A-Team
Ignotium
7th May 2005, 06:17 PM
Adolf Hitler Pölzl
Istigkeit
7th May 2005, 06:26 PM
Chris Farley.
The decline of Hollywood films can be traced directly back to the all-too-sudden ending of Chris Farley/David Spade carbon-copy comedies coming out.
If I really did pick one, it'd probably be Leonardo da Vinci. Such a widespread and diverse genius. He was already a great painter, writer, inventer, engineer, etc. All he'd need to do is compose a symphony and become a gourmet chef and he'd be an all-in-one wunderman.
iolair
7th May 2005, 06:27 PM
Me ... about 5 minutes after I die. Now that would be handy. (Presuming I'm famous by the time I die).
I can't choose Jesus.... he's already been resurrected.
But no, I wouldn't choose anybody ... if they're worth bringing back they've gone somewhere they'd rather not leave...
[Ci]Mazza
7th May 2005, 06:30 PM
MORE JESUS
Thrash123
7th May 2005, 07:23 PM
Well, if God was cool with it, I'd ask for Randy Rhoads to come back. I'm sure big G would be cool w/ it though - give one of his best guitarists a chance to inspire a few more musicians :)
He is probably my favorite guitarist I have ever heard.
stoned_jedi
7th May 2005, 07:36 PM
aeris
Sam_The_Man
7th May 2005, 08:47 PM
Yeah, Marx would be a good choice. To crow over his failure. ;)
Anyway, as a rabid anti-cultist I'd go for Jesus Christ. If he actually started preaching again, the churches and political lobbies built on distorted versions of his 'gospel' would collapse within two days.
Bean316
7th May 2005, 10:07 PM
Adolf Hitler Pölzl
I like the sig and avatar
phatcat
7th May 2005, 10:47 PM
Easy.
Jim Henson
http://www.stripes.com/photoday/120103.jpg
Kaligraphic
8th May 2005, 03:43 AM
Anyway, as a rabid anti-cultist I'd go for Jesus Christ. If he actually started preaching again, the churches and political lobbies built on distorted versions of his 'gospel' would collapse within two days.
That's over 95% of them. If Jesus was to preach at a random "Christian" church this weekend, he'd probably be crucified again, with shouts of "blasphemer!" and "heretic!"
That's why I prefer not to preach in random churches. It's too dangerous.
Symbolikal
8th May 2005, 03:46 AM
Catherine the Great f*cked a horse?
Metakill
8th May 2005, 04:18 AM
Gene Siskel. :lol:
DeeperShade
8th May 2005, 09:19 AM
Catherine the Great f*cked a horse?
No. That's one of 'those' rumors that have been circulating for decades.
The full rumour is that Catherine died when servant's lost their grip on the ropes they were using to lower a horse onto Catherine for sexual purpose and resultantly killed the Russian Queen.
The boring truth is that Catherine the Great died of a stroke while sitting on the commode in the palace at St. Petersburg.
Selerox
8th May 2005, 09:23 AM
Catherine the Great f*cked a horse?
Well, there's a story that she did, but it's probably not true. It'd be fun to ask though :D
Beowolf
8th May 2005, 09:57 AM
Tuthmosis III (Egyptian Pharaoh, 18th Dynasty) - very interesting life he had, his mother took his throne and put him in some far off military position until he was 18, in which time he took it back and became probably the most powerful and cunning (military wise) Pharaoh ever.
Shadow
8th May 2005, 10:29 AM
J.F.K.
Ignotium
8th May 2005, 11:53 AM
Ludwig Van Beethoven, NO DOUBTS
NeoNite
8th May 2005, 12:24 PM
The first homo sapiens lol omgwtflol
[UM]theswarm
8th May 2005, 12:24 PM
Socrates, he needs to fix society.
Breadtruck
8th May 2005, 03:03 PM
or maybe Jerry Garcia
Nines
8th May 2005, 04:55 PM
Stanley Kubrick.
So he could make some more awesome movies.
Azura
8th May 2005, 04:55 PM
Ok, let's be original ... how about Dolly Parton ^^ ?
Selerox
8th May 2005, 05:35 PM
Ok, let's be original ... how about Dolly Parton ^^ ?
She's dead? :eek:
Traxis
8th May 2005, 05:56 PM
Bill Hicks
DeeperShade
8th May 2005, 06:02 PM
No, she's alive and well.
NeoNite
8th May 2005, 06:05 PM
Hudson. Ok, he complained a lot but come on... hudson shouldn't have been killed by those nasty aliens. Let's bring good old Hudson back.
DeeperShade
8th May 2005, 06:19 PM
Hudson. Ok, he complained a lot but come on... hudson shouldn't have been killed by those nasty aliens. Let's bring good old Hudson back.
http://deepershade.tar-valon.com/forums/backinthere.jpg
SanitysEdge
8th May 2005, 07:18 PM
Another tally for Einstein.
He would probabally improve the world more than any others listed.
Iron Archer
8th May 2005, 08:24 PM
Bruce Lee, and then maybe Brandon Lee.
Azura
8th May 2005, 10:39 PM
No, she's alive and well.
She is ?? Hmm, I must've gotten confused with the news that her mother had died in 2003.
(and, no, I definitely didn't get confused with news of Dolly the cloned sheep :D )
Azura
8th May 2005, 10:41 PM
Ok, since I can have a second try, I vote to bring back Buddha, or someone that was equally into transmitting spiritual values. This world is way, way, way, way [ad infinitum] materialistic and it shows.
DeeperShade
9th May 2005, 01:12 AM
Ok, since I can have a second try, I vote to bring back Buddha, or someone that was equally into transmitting spiritual values. This world is way, way, way, way [ad infinitum] materialistic and it shows.
Buddha? You mean Siddhartha? Buddha isn't a persons name, merely a title. It means enlightened one.
Metakill
9th May 2005, 01:33 AM
You couldn't and shouldn't ressurect the previous Buddha. That one has escaped the wheel of Samsarra. Instead look to the awakening of the next Buddha.
stoned_jedi
9th May 2005, 03:00 AM
kurt kobain
no not for the music to find out if courtney acctually killed him, wait good idea!!!
OJ Simpsons wife
That dude who drowned in micael barrymores pool
sid and nancy
lord lucan
amelia airheart
we can solve old mysteries!!!!!
Symbolikal
9th May 2005, 03:02 AM
Ok, since I can have a second try, I vote to bring back Buddha, or someone that was equally into transmitting spiritual values. This world's women are way, way, way, way [ad infinitum] more materialistic and it shows.
Quoted and corrected for accuracy :)
@Stoned_jedi, I'd bring back Kurt for both reasons!
Dus
9th May 2005, 03:08 AM
Darwin, just to 'talk shop' ;) me being a biologist and all
O.S.T
9th May 2005, 03:44 AM
You couldn't and shouldn't ressurect the previous Buddha. That one has escaped the wheel of Samsarra.
and who's the dalai lama then? :)
teh buddha(siddhartha) was able to go into nirvana in life already, but he chose to stay on earth and to be born again to show people how to get into nirvana
N@Sc
9th May 2005, 03:53 AM
Kurt cobain \^_^/
NeoNite
9th May 2005, 10:07 AM
Hehe, nice pic Deepershade ;O)
Azura
9th May 2005, 10:24 AM
Buddha? You mean Siddhartha? Buddha isn't a persons name, merely a title. It means enlightened one.
Ok, that may be the case but I have heard of "enlightened" beings deciding to stay as O.S.T has explained.
Metakill
9th May 2005, 05:15 PM
and who's the dalai lama then?
In his own words, "..just a monk."
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