Reasons to Amputate

[O.S.T]

we have all been there before and I know some of you love it and will send me love PMs again(I'm looking at you zxan, you little churchboy), but I've to say mr.happyhands is not for sale and has serious business to do in the real life world called internets and that's why we're all here, righty-o?
so before things start let us relax and think of something nice.
like puppies, kittens, heaven, angels, jesus, a fried hamburger, disneyland or the new pope... hmmmm.... yeah...
wasn't that nice? now let us get in touch with mr.happyhands again to get serious business started and justify the title(and topic) of the thread!
latent image is ROed for a week, so we don't have to fear pictures of it ;)

REASONS TO AMPUTATE LIMBS!(if you got a reason to amputate another thing, like your guts or something like that, share it with us too)

reasons(deleted the too gross ones):

• you're too lazy to work and need a reason to get welfare

• your boy/girlfriend has a fetish for it and you like doing favours

• to annoy your parents

• because your limbs look ugly

• barfights got too easy for you and you want a challenge again

• you didn't wash yourself for such a long time and you startet to rot

• you want to make the ultimate aprils fool

• it's christmas and you want to give your loved ones something very special and personal

• uniqueness is far more important thatn health to you

now it's your turn!

[Traxis]

An arm or leg makes for a fine weapon
Missing limbs = automatic coolness, (see: Pirates).
If you have no legs, women will feel sorry for you and give you pity sex.

[W0RF]

auditioning to play an R2 unit in a Star Wars film

[Olga]

- You are really really fecking hungry.

[Otej]

Claiming benefits
Becoming a Rick Allen (Def Leppard) lookalike

[O.S.T]

• you're 20 and you want to make people believe that you were in vietnam

• one limb is jammed under a rock, so you amputate another limb to freak out your saviours(seriously, why the funk amputate a limb that isn't jammed)

• you want to park nearer to shops

[Otej]

It's your only chance to get into porn

[Sam_The_Man]

You're a magician and you need the extra space to store doves.

[Bean316]

You suffered a horrible defeat to a Chinese Finger Puzzle

[Otej]

Gangrene

[Sam_The_Man]

If someone ever tries to mug you or arrest you and says "Put your hands up" you can say "What?" and make him look stupid.

[Balton]

your right arm is possessed and wants to kill you

[MrSmiles]

money, and lots of it

[Airmoran]

With no legs or arms to compare length with, the only remaining stick will appear longer.

Good excuse not to go to the gym.

You're tired of Liquid taking over your body at the most inopportunite hieght of your speech, inducing an unnecessarily convoluted plotpoint and dragging out a cutscene to attention span-breaching lengths.

[phatcat]

OT :
O.S.T. your avatar looks like the korean guy I play D&D with on weekends. :eek:

[Kaligraphic]

You found the Arm of Vecna.

the Head is better

[Zarkazm]

You need a reason to amputate?



To install your 1337 new chrome arm then.

[stoned_jedi]

to loose wight fast

so you can smuggle cocaine through coustoms in your false limb

get hydrolics put in your artificial limb so you sound like robocop when you walk

[Olga]

You are part of the donner party.

You want to partially sacrifice basic units for a chance to summon a partial demon?

[Airmoran]

You suffered a horrible defeat to a Chinese Finger Puzzle
and
get hydrolics put in your artificial limb so you sound like robocop when you walk
have convinced me. I'll post before and after pics here.

[Sam_The_Man]

Homsar just walked in.

http://img260.echo.cx/img260/6921/homsar6en.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Freon]

so that your wang is longer than your legs

[NeoNite]

You really want to experience fisting, but you can't find anyone.

=D

[Balton]

You found the Arm of Vecna.

the Head is better

that sig needs sizing down.

[O.S.T]

• you've got the borderline personality disorder and cut yourself so often that there is no use for the arm anyway

[stoned_jedi]

your christopher reeves

[Sam_The_Man]

your christopher reeves

What about my Christopher Reeves?

[CyberSirius]

To be a 1337 Super-Soldier with 2 cannons for arms and run faster and... stuff.

[NeoNite]

Well, I don't see why christopher reeves should have had his limbs amputated. He couldn't feel them anyway :D

So, what did it matter!

[Otej]

Wolfenstein 3D weaponary

[NeoNite]

You have this bad habit of constantly wanting to poke your nose.

You're getting sick and tired of lifting that arm.

You decide it'd better if..well, you know :D

[O.S.T]

• you want to win a bet

• you just lost a bet

[NeoNite]

Watch the "out on a limb" episode! (http://happytreefriends.atomfilms.com/watch_episodes/)

There's some advertising crap, but the movie is worth waiting. Shame the other site is down for now :-/

[togmkn]

You feel obligated to reply to BUF topics, and need a reason not to anymore.