Best pranks...

[MAdgryphon]

List the best pranks you've ever pulled off. Preferably ones that you have pulled off yourselves, but friend of a friend will work too. We're not looking for prank recipes (necissarily), but funny stories. Go at it.

[togmkn]

Is your refridgerator running?






























BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
HAFLPEHAHATHEWTHEHAHA!! A haa haa, ho...heh...woo!huah.

Well, this isn't really a prank, but pulling your pants all the way down your butt like little kids do when they first learn to go in a stand-up gets a chuckle or two.

And then there's the one where you duct tape the pin of a grenade to the TV remote, and the grenade to a table, and when they pick up the remote, ahh that's a good one too.

[AMmayhem]

Wow, and you hate bad t-shirts... :con:

[stoned_jedi]

whenever someone new starts in my nightclub i get them to water the plastic plants then they have to put clingfilm over the goldfish bowl, to stop them from jumping out (Obviously) then i make sure theyve put enough air holes in for the fish.

[O.S.T]

I broke into a store at night and stole a lot of things just for fun
that was a good prank :tup:

[Balton]

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you're trying too hard.

[TomWithTheWeather]

Bullion cube in the shower head. They'll smell like meat for a week.

Use clear tape to hold down the handle of the sink spray nozzle. When someone turns on the tap, they'll get shot with water instead.

[hyrulian]

Bullion cube in the shower head. They'll smell like meat for a week.

Use clear tape to hold down the handle of the sink spray nozzle. When someone turns on the tap, they'll get shot with water instead.
Hahaha, ewww, that bullion cube thing is just nasty thinking about it :morety:

And yeah, I remember you mentioned that kitchen sink sprayer prank on April Fool's day. :D

[|pOt|fArMeRx]

Making the new guys look for Kevlar garbage bags, checkered paint, peta-files.

But my best prank to date is being called on the radio, telling the shift supervisor I'm doing tests, when really I'm at the onsite internet cafe playing UNREAL
BWAHAHAHAHA

[MrSmiles]

him and a few friends were in a parking lot across from the mini mart, they were calling the pay phone out front and watching from the parking lot across the street. Someone answered the phone, they said "Mike did you get the stuff"? the guy at the pay phone said "I'm not mike". they replied "can we trust you with some valuable items"?, the man ansered "yes".

So he told the man on the pay phone to "look around the corner and under the steps there is a blue duffel bag, do you see it"? he said "yes" (there was nothing there) from the parking lot they told him "in the bag there is 1lb. of cocain, 1 lb. of marijuana, and a bomb, we need you to get the cocain and the marijuana, without detonating the bomb, and put it under the bushes and leave".

at that time he spotted them on the cell phone across the street, and they ran. few mins. later the cops were at the payphone watching for them.


ohh what fun they had that day
put seran wrap across the top of a toilet bowl

[Selerox]

whenever someone new starts in my nightclub i get them to water the plastic plants then they have to put clingfilm over the goldfish bowl, to stop them from jumping out (Obviously) then i make sure theyve put enough air holes in for the fish.

You run a nightclub? I'm guessing the VIP passes for the UK BuF crew are in th mail, right? ;)

Bullion cube in the shower head. They'll smell like meat for a week.

Genius :tup:

[Dakin]

Some crazy stuff there, although I only do really harlmess stuff.

One of the SSgt's in my shop was screwing around with the younger Airman (heh mainly me and another coworker) so me and my coworker went out and bought some pretty pink "Stawberry Shortcake" cartoon wrapping paper and a purple flower bow and wrapped his locker and placed the bow next to his name. Was very pretty. ;)

[Peavey]

Taking a **** in a urinal really catches people off guard.
Squirting passing cars with a Super Soaker squirt gun.

I was bored so I grabbed a squirtgun and I started squirting cars passing by my street, and not many people seemed to notice because we were hitting the side windows. Then, I see this white Christian school bus turn around the corner. In my mind, angels sang and the trumpets of heaven sounded. I knew what I had to do. The bus started to make a pass and I start laughing my ass off, barely able to contain myself, and unleash a stream of water upon the bus's side windows. Heads turned and glared, and some of the windows were halfway down so some of the kids got wet. I was about to piss my pants. I thought it was over, but then a fire truck turned the corner. At this point the excitement was just indescribably. I shot at the fire truck too, but as soon as I pulled the trigger I had this horrible sinking feeling, thinking "oh ****, I am so ****ed if they stop" but I kept firing anyways. I dont know if I hit any of the firefighters in the back but they didnt stop. So I kept on firing at cars. This Arab couple drives by in this minivan and I fired on their windshield. The guy comes screeching to a halt and looks at where my brother had been watching, and they start yelling at HIM. " 'EY! We just wash de ****ing car! What de hell is wrong wityou!" Says the guy in the car. His wife is red in the face and was probably a bit scared of her husbands reaction and she told my brother "Heyyy now, come on, that's not so nice is it?" And my brother was speechless. They just drove off.

I was laughing my ass off. What a rush. My god it was glorious.

[Airmoran]

I have the least idea if this is a prank, which is exactly what makes this ingenious.

This morning at around 6:30 (understand that it's a saturday morning following a friday night), I started hearing a midi-like melody in my dreams. Soon enough, I figure out that, yes, there is something in my room playing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star". So, I start looking for whatever it is. It sounds like it's on my table. Problem is, there's nothing on my table that's playing the damned thing. I took everything off my shelf, pressed my ear against the wall, everything. I can't find the damned thing.

I still can't. It turned itself off when I conveniently went downstairs to check if it's somehow on my ceililng or placed on the sill outside my window.

Hmm... now that I've typed it out, I realize how pathetic and not-funny this maybe-prank is. But I assure you, it was damned annoying.

[hyrulian]

Taking a **** in a urinal really catches people off guard.
Squirting passing cars with a Super Soaker squirt gun.
hahahaha :lol:

Are you still in the San Diego area, btw?

[Peavey]

Are you still in the San Diego area, btw?

Yeah, of course :)