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GunnerX

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My *** is still sore from the NASTY spanking Xylene gave to me. And I enjoyed every single moment!!

I'd better practice more DM since I was definitely a cakewalk for Orgasmatron there.

GG Xy, BTW, I still have that Demo of you and Primal. :D


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Alarion-={FU}=-

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Ohh lord, it about broke his heart when her DSL problem surfaced :) LOL... Hell I would be too *whistles innocently* (j/k) :)



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Hey GunX.
Don't feel that bad. I vaguely remember a beating I had administered by you last night.
double ouch :)

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Hehe.. ;)

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-Jenny has frozen fingers :(

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Although, if you want to see me totally get my @ss handed to me, just grab that demo of me vs. Primal. :)

-Jenny is off to MUD land

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GunnerX

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Doh!! You had a capture! hehe.. Yep.. I enjoy nice spankings!!

I was really happy Xylene got her DSL problem fixed. (yeah right! ;))
I gotta put that demo somewhere.. hehe.

BTW, you were great too Zombie. :)

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I have to say, a LOL isn't always a LOL...sometimes you just say it for effect. But that screenshot, o' buddy o' mine, was a real LOLOLOL....not that I would have fared any better....

We should start a new thread "Top 10 excuses why you were beat down by...." In fact, I think I will.

Too funny. Even funnier because if Gunner only got one frag in, I wouldn't have gotten any!


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Hey Gunner if you need to talk I'm here for you buddy.

Hi my name is Blatant and and I too enjoy getting spanked by Xylene....err on Deck-16
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You go X, Girl Power!

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Looks like Xy might need a sniper shot to the inflated head she's gettin'. ;)

Xy - we gotta play soon girl. You're getting better every day. :)

(I'm kidding though - as my DM skills are sorely lacking :) - but I'll play anyone that wants. I can lose with the best of them.)

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what does the fph mean? Look below the times...what is fph?? xylene has a 69 lol he had 2 :) hey xylene, you got any of that for me? :p
BTW read between the lines for the real question ;)

After further looking at it Does it mean frags per hour?

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Wow, yeesh, such pings...it hurts my eyes to comprehend that kind of speed online hehe =) If anyone wants to play lil ol HPB me, I'll be glad too [Just email me], I'm not afraid to get kicked...repeatedly, its all in good fun...now if I can get the OGL page to ever open for me *mutters*

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Yes, it means Frags Per Hour, and yes I sucked, and yes, I'm proud I at least got 2 FPH. :p

It was just funny to see Xy on top of the boxes, load up the RL then jump straight down at me only to blow herself up. :)

As for the pings, yes they were great. However, there was definite lag. For both of us though. I'm not making excuses. :)

Actually, I am, I don't play DM that much, hehehe. :p

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Hmm, i i gonna move to the US, i did like to play once against Xy, voyd etc, seems those are real good, and i did like to be humiliated once by them ;) but then how can an poor dutchie get an desend connection to you all :( But then i start my bots again, name them rooster, Xylene and voyd ;) and start playing, bit surrogat, but then, it looks funny on my screen ;)

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Hey BloW_Smoke. You better not move here. You already own me :) We played Rocket Arena a few days ago and I am still hurting. If I didn't have the ping advantage I don't want to even think about what you would have done to me. Besides, it is illegal here for you to Blow your special Smoke :( I don't think it would be fair for you to have to play without it. It would be like me without my coffee. Scary thought.

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Ahhhh come on Roos, where did you get the idea that I have an inflated ego? I get the sh!t beat out of me on a daily basis, I know I'm not that good. :eek: To be honest, I'd say that I've lost well over 3/4 of all 1v1's I play. And quite a few of those are due to my repeated stupid suicides.. :)

-Jenny needs to clean her room..

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