Hairy Tacos

[Twisted Metal]

Who wants one, and who has one?

[mokeh]

voted both due to confusion ???

[BillyBadAss]

I have one, but it's kept in a far off country, so as of right now I don't have quick access to it, but have been granted Full Permissions to it. Damn I need some ass. =^(

[Twisted Metal]

Old PuF'ers should remember this thread, it got lost in the crash, and all I know is that it contained photoshopped pictures of tacos with hair on them and other zany repies from the times when hot carls and truffels were so popular among us. I forgot who originally started the thread though.

[TossMonkey]

I want a hairless taco.

[Twisted Metal]

By the way mokeh, Christmas is over. ;)

[Bean316]

I want a hairless taco.
Gotta go with this option. At least a groomed taco.

[tool]

had some taco's last week

[phatcat]

I have one, but it's kept in a far off country, so as of right now I don't have quick access to it, but have been granted Full Permissions to it. Damn I need some ass. =^(


So your Harry Tacos premissions are 700

[[IsP]KaRnAgE]

had some taco's last week

you had hotdogs dont be a lier~

[el Gato]

I like warm, sloppy tacos.

Morety is into the cold, Choco Taco.

[Iron Archer]

tool, if anything, had his salad tossed

[Peavey]

I want a pompadoured one.

Let's make this Jailhouse rock, baby. You ain't nothin' but a hound dog :mwink:

[Twisted Metal]

tool has creamy ranch dressing all over his salad. :(

[Peavey]

tool has creamy ranch dressing all over his salad. :(

Tool wants to let me go white-water river rafting in his grand canyon :mwink:

[O.S.T]

I want a hairless taco.
toss is right again

[discreet]

i'd want a taco with a nice groomed landing strip.

[Twisted Metal]

I wonder if there are any tacos with mohawks?

[BillyBadAss]

tool, if anything, had his salad tossed

Getting your salad tossed is ****ing hot. When a girl licks my ass I cum in two seconds.

[Morety]

That's a long time for you Billy. Congrat's on the new record for your duration.

I like tacos that are hairy, or shaved, and make their own sauce :)

And El Gato likes nothing better than a big beefy enchillada with extra beef!

[Kaligraphic]

had some taco's last week
We're not talking about that kind of taco.

[Jackal]

When a girl licks my ass I cum in two seconds.

I second that.

And I also like my taco (s) with a landing strip. No red sauce thou!

[TomWithTheWeather]

Give me waffles.

[Twisted Metal]

And I also like my taco (s) with a landing strip. No red sauce thou!

:lol:

[little darlin]

Give me waffles.



You lost me on that one? :confused:


I'm more of a cake man myself. As James Brown says, "For goodness sakes, just look at those cakes."

[Iron Archer]

Getting your salad tossed is ****ing hot. When a girl licks my ass I cum in two seconds.

keyword: girl :)

[Bean316]

Getting your salad tossed is ****ing hot. When a girl licks my ass I cum in two seconds.

Or not. I "dated" a girl who did this, and I was cool up until I found out she did that...I immediately stopped "dating" her...it's just...eeew.

Edit: Btw, I just thought a little bit, and if BBA is just fcukin around, then so am I. It was all a joke.

[O.S.T]

Edit: Btw, I just thought a little bit, and if BBA is just fcukin around, then so am I. It was all a joke.
:lol:

[TossMonkey]

I don't know if I would want my doughnut ring licked. Not that I wouldn't try it if it was suggested at the right moment.

[Peavey]

I second that.

And I also like my taco (s) with a landing strip. No red sauce thou!

Actually, I like red sauce. It has to be chunky and thick though, with lots of tomotoes. Sometimes I spill all over myself but that's okay, because sometimes I'm just so hungry I'll lick it right back up :) Sometimes cheese randomly falls out from behind, at the other end, but I don't mind. 10 second rule is key here. If it still ain't steamin', keep on dreamin'.

And sometimes, when my friend is really hungry he steals my tacos and after he's full I have to order seconds, and it gets really sloppy.

Wait a minute... are we talking crunchy of soft taco?

[discreet]

Actually, I like red sauce. It has to be chunky and thick though, with lots of tomotoes. Sometimes I spill all over myself but that's okay, because sometimes I'm just so hungry I'll lick it right back up :) Sometimes cheese randomly falls out from behind, at the other end, but I don't mind. 10 second rule is key here. If it still ain't steamin', keep on dreamin'.

And sometimes, when my friend is really hungry he steals my tacos and after he's full I have to order seconds, and it gets really sloppy.

Wait a minute... are we talking crunchy of soft taco?


*cough* sorry, i just threw up a little in my mouth.

[Kilham]

After 14 weeks, I'm so hungry I'd probably take anything not too far past it's use-by date....

Ever tried green sauce? ;)

[Peavey]

*cough* sorry, i just threw up a little in my mouth.

Well, I can help you push that back down if you'd like :mwink:

[Peavey]

After 14 weeks, I'm so hungry I'd probably take anything not too far past it's use-by date....

Ever tried green sauce? ;)

What you have to do, is take the taco to a crematorium and set the flames on "low". This kills the bacteria without charring the taco and turning it black, AND it's nice and warm and ready to do anything you desire. Green sauce is good.

[Twisted Metal]

^ While that can be delicacy, it is not recommended unless the taco is shaved. You see, the hair on a taco can ignite quite easily, especially on an unwashed taco with greasy hair. What I recommend is shaving the hair off, and having the hair as a side dish. When accompanied with spaghetti sauce it makes a very tasty treat!

To heat up the taco without having to worry about igniting it or burning it, I recommend sticking a soldering iron inside of the taco. That should warm up the meat from the inside out and provide a delicious meal. :tup:

[Peavey]

^ While that can be delicacy, it is not recommended unless the taco is shaved. You see, the hair on a taco can ignite quite easily, especially on an unwashed taco with greasy hair. What I recommend is shaving the hair off, and having the hair as a side dish. When accompanied with spaghetti sauce it makes a very tasty treat!

To heat up the taco without having to worry about igniting it or burning it, I recommend sticking a soldering iron inside of the taco. That should warm up the meat from the inside out and provide a delicious meal. :tup:

:lol: E-props, honey. :eek: